Fucking Christ I think I'm fucked, you guys. I just had

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>>34011982
Good job, OP

>>34011982
>malfunction-induced ND
yeah, your brain malfunctioned
also, rig tripwire bombs to all doors and windows. make some punji pits as well. cover them with welcome mats

No damage to your room! So why are you even asking this question, if you didn't even have an ND?

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>>34011982

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>>34012011

My finger never touched the trigger, how can it possibly be my fault?

>>34012046
lemme gues, you bought a "Springfield" XD?

>>34012060

No, Glock 19.


>>34012013

Because I don't want the cops to use some CSI magic, find me, tell me I hit someone, and then throw me in a cell. I'm too cute for prison.

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>>34011982

Tell me more

>>34012088
>No, Glock 19
so a shitty holster?

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>>34012088

Get your fuckin gun back, stop posting on the internet, and deny all claims

>>34011982
SELL

>>34012098

It wasn't holstered. I slammed the mag in kind of forcefully, and racked the slide while saying "time to take out the trash" because I wanted to feel like a badass and when it slammed forward it discharged. Newish (about a month old) gun, no aftermarket parts or anything, maybe 400 rounds or so put through it so far.

There's a big storm outside, I think that's the only reason I don't hear sitens already.

>>34012088
>Glock 19

Yeah, they're known for this kind of shit. Leave it to rot, go buy yourself a S&W, and stop worying. You're probably safe, if there's a storm wind should distort any possible way of tracking the bullet trajectory.

>>34012126

Bullshit. Glocks have firing pin blocks. You just admitted you're a retard and there is where the problem lies

>>34012113
>>34012148

Can't they prove it by comparing the bullet to the barrel of my gun or something though?

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>I hid my gun but I'm gonna post where I hid it online on a website that is known to be monitored

>>34012098

Notice how glockfags are so used to their shitty ghetto blaster guns malfunctioning that they blame the holster even when OP's post makes it clear the gun was in hand?

Shameful.

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>Pic related

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>>34012212
>Muh perfection

They're called glocknade for a reason you know.

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>>34012216

That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. Dig up that gun asap to kill yourself with

>>34012347
>Telling someone to kill themselves with their gun and add to Brady Campaign statistics

Kill yourself with a fork.

>>34012088
>glock shit

No shock here.

>>34011982
>>34012088
Your fucked by talking about on a board that is full of cops.

>>34012046
Strike got stuck and you simply "racked" and had what might be called a "slam fire" or there could be a sizeable burr on teh firing pin port? Find the brass, post pics, get pistol post pics.

>>34012216
Grab your cleaning kit.
Fit the bronzebrush.
Scrub the fuck out of your barrel for 20 minutes.
Tomorrow do to the range and fire at least 200 rounds of fmj.
>csi rifling ballistics relies on matching wear patterns.
Only works when its assumed that crime guns only fire a few rounds between crime and testfiring in the lab.
>sore hands is your penance for the ND

JESUS CHRIST ALL THE NEWFAGS IN HERE FALLING FOR FUCKING OLD
OLD
OLD
TROLLING

YOU ALL SHOULD KILL YOURSELVES

>>34012364
>>34012341
>>34012320
>>34012326

shut the fucking fuck up you nounz fucking faggots. Glocks are designed specifically not to malfunction. They don't malfunction. They're the best and most affordable handguns ON THE ENTIRE FUCKING MARKET and you stupid asshats are just...

1) jealous faggots

2) hipster faggots

So go fuck your dad and leave us along, kay? Better yet go drown in a swimming pool of AIDS-infested semen so the world can see you for what you really are. Wannabes.

>>34011982
Well, with the window open, there was no hard evidence (damage to your house) tying your to the crime. Until you posted about it here, of course.

Go give your dog a steak and spend some time with him, for these are truly pupper's last hours.

>>34012403
Newfag detected

>>34012402
>>34012403

Wow, and I thought ARfags were bad.

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>>34012403

>>34012417
>>34012366

Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck, is it really that bad? Are you guys cops? Can I just erase my cookies and browser history or something?

I'm lucky I don't have a dog, and I won't incriminate myself by naming the pets I do have.

>>34012386

I threw the brass into my African American neighbor's trash bin. He's not home, but I can dig through there if you really think it would help.

No hate please, I was in a panic.

>>34012395

Okay, I will. Thank you so much for your help. Honestly I'm a little afraid to touch it after this, but I'll dig it up when the rain stops, do what you said, and pray...but this has really put a damper on my idea of using it as my CCW. Can you recommend a handgun about the same size and caliber that doesn't have these kinds of problems?

>>34011982
if it was angled upwards, you most likely hit a roof or yard. In that case, the house you struck may not even know what happened. It may not even be able to pierce the thick roof, depending on material, or punch through the brick wall. In that case, you luck out BIG.

This happens in rural states during hunting seasons sometimes, cops generally can't figure out what happened. Even in a crowded suburb, if it was angled out the window, it could have come from within half a mile of the house in that direction; a waste of their time to search unless they have a specific direction and neighborhood in mind.
Send gun back to manufacturer. Have them fix it. If they say "its fine", sell it and never get that brand again. fuck 'em.

>>34012481
>hurr durr muh pretending to be retarded is trolling

I bet you EDC a fucking taurus you piece of gay fake shit

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>>34012486
>I threw the brass into my African American neighbor's trash bin

>>34012502
ITT: Glock induced autism

First off I'm not the guy you were replying to

A glock isn't the best gun on the market.
Its the honda civics of guns
its an okay, reliable gun, for a decent price, but there are so many better options if you're willing to dish out the cash

This glocknade meme is just that. A meme that was perpetuated by the first gen .40 cal glock or something along those lines. They've improved

But a glock is not the be all end all.

broaden your horizons faggot

>>34012528

Go. Fuck. Your. Dad. Am I making myself crystal fucking clear you shitheel?

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>>34012528
>glock
>reliable

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>>34012543
okay we're done here

>>34012525
Fuck that boss I will cheese him everytime.

>>34012562

Because you have no argument you trolling asswipe. You just come in, shit-talk glocks because you made the wrong choice of handgun and picked a side, and then run away in a trail of your own shit when an actual man slaps your little-boy ass down.

>>34011982
what was it chambered for?

Hey OP, want to improve this next time? Run it from the angle of being the gun owner's girlfriend who was playing with his gun when it goes off.

>>34012212
Yes but if you had any actual knowledge of the gun beyond the shit you read on /k/ you'd know the firing pin block is actually incredibly narrow. Any little amount out of tolerance and the firing pin can slip over it

>>34011982
Go dig up your gun, stupid. CSI TV shows are pure science fiction. Most labs have years long backlogs of forensic evidence dealing with actual fucking murders. This is nothing. In all likelihood, your bullet didn't hit anything important.

>>34011982
dont worry about it OP i ND once through my ceiling and nobody knew, cops were right down the street. nobody is gonna check on 1 random gunshot.

>>34012593
>glauktism

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>>34012486
>I threw the brass into my African American neighbor's trash bin

>>34012616
Ah yes, a common problem as evidenced by all the times those overweight cops and fudds suffer from drop fires at the range.

If there was a problem with the firing pin block, the vast quantity of drooling boors who own 3 of the same pistol would have indicated it by now.

>>34012669

You assume they shoot their guns rather than sit around admiring them, and justifying not practicing with "b-but I'm saving up for my next gun, ammo is expensive!"

>>34012669
Let's play this out with logic.
Scenario A, You are right. good job finding someone lying about something on the internet.
Scenario B, You are wrong, the firing pin in this case did slip over it's reported block and caused a malfunction
Scenario C, None of this matters and you wasted your time.

>>34011982
>but still a bullet at terminal velocity can shatter windows and break skin
It's gonna be going 260ish fps, so fucking what it's not gonna hurt anyone if it does hit them

>>34012727
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Celebratory_gunfire

>>34012702
The answer is always C.

When some dipshit (or pasta boiler) says his modern production pistol slam fired or drop fired, he's lying out his ass. Something was in the trigger guard, usually his finger.

>>34011982
>I wrapped the gun in a plastic bag and buried it in my garden
jesus christ OP lol

>>34012805
k

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>>34011982
>Garden
so, when they find you and go to dig it up, what are you planting this year?

>>34012088
>glock
Without reading further I can see this is gonna be a "glock slamfire" bait thread. Good job on holding back the punchline to draw in (you)s, OP.

>>34012805
>t. a butthurt glockaboo discovering a flaw in his gun

>>34012584
Ah kos...

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>>34012486
>I threw the brass into my African American neighbor's trash bin.

>>34012864

Glocks do slamfire, though. This is what happens when you don't have a thumb safety.

Sometimes I want to believe that there was an actual ND at the basis of this ebin meimei but even the original of this shitty pasta was so over the top that it was just bait.

>>34012920

True or not, it will persist as a meme until glock owners admit that it does happen purely as a result of the gun's own flaws, like some Greek mythological punishment for hubris.

>>34012920

It happened to me once, I was just lucky it discharged into the ground. Sold the gun to a downtown pawnbroker so it couldn't hurt anyone but gangbangers, bought a S&W, never looked back.

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>>34012403
glockfags, along with 10mm autists, are the easiest to troll

>>34011982
>wrapped the gun in a plastic bag and buried it in my garden, am I safe?
Kek

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>>34011982
>I think I'm fucked, you guys.

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>>34011982

>>34012872
or some say kosm

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>>34012403
Is this fresh pasta?

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>>34012486
>I threw the brass into my African American neighbor's trash bin.

>Keep finger off trigger
>Make sure to keep firing pin and firing pin channel clean as fuck
>didn't mod anything
If it still went off, then yea, you got fucked by the mechanical fairy. Thank fuck you followed rest of the safety rules and pointed the gun towards safe(r) direction.

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>>34011982
>OP NDed
>Begs forgiveness
>Be called a faggot.

Is this some sort of new masochist play trend?

>Still does not mention what CC He got.
Pretty shit gat you got family.

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>>34012901
> Walther PPQ slam fires
> Ruger LC9 slam fires
> Sig P320 slam fires
> S&W MP9 slam fires

All these modern guns slam firing, those manufacturers can't keep getting away with it, can they? Who will save us from the striker fired menace?

>>34012593
>Because you have no argument you trolling asswipe. You just come in, shit-talk because you made the wrong choice of handgun and picked a side, and then run away in a trail of your own shit when an actual man slaps your little-boy ass down.
Oh the irony.

>>34012216
maybe depends on what the bullet hit
forensic analysis is not magic usually it's like this:
>detective: we strongly feel this is our guy but can't prove it
>forensic dude: i can write you a paper that the bullets retrieved match his gun
>detective: we don't have his gun
>forensic dude: well then you need a warrant first

The glock 19 slamfire bait is /k/'s Andy sixx log of shit.

>>34014850
and also this:
>forensic dude: i can write you a paper that the bullets retrieved match his gun
>detective: but the bullets were shattered and strongly deformed!
>forensic dude: hey who is the forensic expert here?

>>34011982
Another one in the chamberfag bites the dust, enjoy jail.

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>>34011982
did Callum finally take his tripfag off?

>>34012776
Dude we're talking about a fucking shitty unaerodynamic pistol round, sure, a rifle round can hurt someone at terminal velocity if it manages to stay stabilized but a goddamn pistol round wont.

>>34012403
Stale bait friend

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>>34011982
Ha! The old Dead-eye Dick thread.
I haven't seen this one in years!
Thanks OP, I nosalgia'd.

>>34015788
>December 28, 2005: A 23-year-old U.S. Army private on leave after basic training fired a 9mm pistol into the air in celebration with friends, according to police, one of the bullets came through a fifth-floor apartment window in the New York City borough of Queens, striking a 28-year-old mother of two in the eye. Her husband found her lifeless body moments later. The shooter had been drinking the night before and turned himself in to police the next morning when he heard the news. He was charged with second-degree manslaughter and weapons-related crimes,[29][30] and was later found guilty and sentenced to four to twelve years in prison.[31]

>>34011982
>Breaking News on CNN !!!
>Passenger Jet Airplane crashes with no Survivors !!!
>Investigators say its too early too make an official statement but say they found a bullet in the bottom of the fuselage
>looks to be possibly a 9mm
>Police are now searching door to door in a nearby neighborhood where residents say they heard what they thought was the sound of a gunshot, right before the plane burst into flames and crashed in a schoolyard, killing at least 6 million Jewish children

>>34012126
>my Glock slamfired maymay
Stop

>>34016472
Yeah nah, a fucking 9mm won't come straight down through a roof and into someone's eye killing them, i will not believe that story unless the "roof" was literally just a tarp.

>>34012126
>I slammed the mag in kind of forcefully, and racked the slide while saying "time to take out the trash" because I wanted to feel like a badass and when it slammed forward it discharged.
TOPKEK
>Newish (about a month old) gun, no aftermarket parts or anything, maybe 400 rounds or so put through it so far.
Taurus. I'm calling it.

It always baffles me how willing people on /k/ are to admit to felonies as if their IP address can't be sequestered by the police.

>>34012126
>all the internal safeties failed at the same time while I was pointing the gun out the window and I totally didn't pull the trigger

Sounds legit OP, sue Gaston Glock for being a huge fggot and having a hotter wife than you

ITT:

>Hurr durr, my (insert here new striker fired pistol de jour or DA/SA) is so much better than Glock.

Really people? The vast array of modern striker fired pistols are essentially copies that shoot and function in 90%+ the same way with less afternarket support than Glock. By all means get the shiny new gun with slightly better grips and a reset that's a nanometer shorter, but it's not going to make you a better shooter. Oh and shooting DA is usually harder for people than any striker fired trigger. But hey, at least you'll be different.

Booger hook on bang switch = bad day

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>>34011982
>I wrapped the gun in a plastic bag and buried it in my garden

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>>34012486
>I threw the brass into my African American neighbor's trash bin
Don't worry, OP. Cops will never suspect you now. You're in the clear

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>>34012126
>"time to take out the trash"

Poor choice for an AIM merc

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>>34016551
>Local black man arrested, insists he "did not do anything".

>>34018876

...is that a common phrase or were you in my CCW class?

>>34016551
>looks to be possibly a Glock 9.0"
ftfy

>>34012046
>loading your gun with live ammo when you don't plan on shooting it

>>34019704
Incredibly common back in the day.

>>34019704
>>34019849
Also, you had better not be a half-Lebanese kid with an XD.

>>34019686
kek