You're at the range and this guy walks up and slaps your

>>34009062
Laugh at him, what can that four eyed fuck do anyway ?

>>34009062

Start singing the acapella bit from Pitch Perfect

(Zoom zoom zoom zoom zoom zoom zoom zoom; here's the thing, we started out friends...)

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>>34009076
The dude has an Antarctica service ribbon.
Fucking Antarctica.

>>34009129
Antartica!? Shit maybe I won't be laughing.

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>>34009129

>>34009062
>slaps a butt pad on my brace

ARE YOU TRYING TO GET ME ARRESTED

>>34009062
Offer to let him shoot, try to engage him in conversation, call him Mr. Vining. Try to be friends and invite him to a barbeque. Ask for tips on my handgun stance and shooting because I suck.

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>>34009142
Check out this nigga's record
https://army.togetherweserved.com/army/servlet/tws.webapp.WebApp?cmd=ShadowBoxProfile&type=Person&ID=102761

>>34009211
the only good answer
also
make him the godfather to your children

>>34009062
>pause
>eyes go wide
>start talking to him about 50% louder than is socially acceptable without realizing it
>make stiff, jerky motions with my hands and arms
>try to ask if he'll sign the nearest closest object I have
>probably be incapable of making eye contact

This.

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>>34009142
>>34009168
not knowing about the secret nazi U boat base under the ice pack

>>34011890
Little does everyone know, "The Thing" was based off of Vining's adventures in the Arctic, with Kurt Russel playing the man himself.

>>34009062
HELLO SIR WOULD YOU LIKE TO FUCK MY WIFE SIR

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>>34014652
>HELLO SIR
>SIR
>Sir
Congratulations, your wife is now a widow.

>>34014885
Its a meme you dip

Greet him with a smile/handshake and offer to buy him lunch.

Talk to him about books obvs

https://www.amazon.com/review/R2WPQ6UGD0N55T

>>34014652
HELLO SIR, WOULD YOU LIKE TO FUCK MY AR?

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Daily reminder that he does not have the Antarctica service medal.

>>34009062
laugh at him for being the only guy in cag without either a ranger or long tab

>>34015441
That's because OG Delta. Dude was one of the original members.

>>34009062
Fug what a warrior

>>34015441

He was an original Delta member you dickhead.

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>>34015441
He was delta before the long tab was even a thing dude

vining gives hope for all operator wannabes that dont look like studs

>>34015961
I hear that alot of SOF guys are pretty nerdy dudes even though they're physical specimens with A type personalities.

>>34014652
HELLO SIR I DON'T HAVE A WIFE BUT MY BUTTHOLE IS TIGHT SIR

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>>34009062

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>>34015961
Most SOF guys don't look like GI Joe

>>34014995
https://www.amazon.com/gp/review/R21B5BV4K31PVP?ref_=glimp_1rv_cl


>The only other comment I have is when the author stated Delta fell on its sword during Operation EAGLE CLAW, the 1980 Iran Hostage Rescue Mission. Delta’s mission would have been the actions on the object at the American Embassy; Delta was counting on others to get us there and back. The Congressional Defense Department budget cuts following Vietnam were a major factor in not having the special operation resources to get us there and back. We tried and we worked with what we had.

Damn

>>34009062

"Thank you, Sergeant Major. May she have another?"

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>>34011890
So THIS is the faggot who's keeping the Legacy SS from returning to save Europe.

>>34016430
https://www.amazon.com/gp/review/R2S9SYRNJ0LO5B?ref_=glimp_1rv_cl


>In the early days of the Unit we did a lot of mountain environmental training, in fact I served on a Mountain Team. I was surprised to learn from the book that the Unit had not done a lot of training in the mountains until things started heating up in Afghanistan. In the Unit I was involved with two squadron ascents of Mount Rainier (14,411 feet) in Washington State, plus a six-man ascent of the famous Liberty Ridge on Mount Rainier, and a successful joint Delta and 22nd Special Air Services ascent of Mount McKinley/Denali (20,320 feet), Alaska. We also conducted ski mountaineering training in Austria and Poland.

>>34016468
https://www.amazon.com/gp/review/R2DVJA1MP036PE?ref_=glimp_1rv_cl


>The only technical fault I found was when the author describing the 15,000-pound bomb, which are officially called BLU-82B/C by the Air Force as a "Daisy Cutter." These 15,000-pound bombs were nicknamed “Cheeseburger” or “Big Blue 82” during their first use in Vietnam. The "Daisy Cutter" was a 10,000-pound, M121 bomb. This mis-description may be due to a lack ordnance knowledge from earlier wars. The first "Daisy Cutter" bomb was dropped in Vietnam in the fall of 1968 and by early 1970 the bombs were all used up. The 15,000-pound “Cheeseburger” was first used in Vietnam on 23 March 1970. Twenty "Cheeseburger" bombs were used during the Cambodia Incursion, May and June of 1970. A “Cheeseburger” bomb was used in 1975 during the Mayaguez, Cambodia rescue. Eleven "Cheeseburgers" were used during Desert Storm, the first bombs dropped were on 7 February 1991. The last four "Cheeseburger" bombs in the national stockpile were used in Afghanistan to drive out al Queda forces hiding in caves in the Tora Bora area on 13 December 2001. It is not surprising that the bombs did not appear to have great effect in the confines of a ravine riddled valley as it is a demolition/blast bomb with it pressure wave being directed by the terrain.

>>34016496
https://www.amazon.com/gp/review/RITG4ZK9FO7I9?ref_=glimp_1rv_cl
>In my opinion, this is one of the best films made to date on bomb disposal. It is a 1978 British docudrama by Euston Films Limited that takes place from September 1940 to February 1944. I first saw the film in 1979 on PBS’s Masterpiece Theater. I later owned a copy of the film on VHS tape and now I own a copy on DVD. No other piece of film or book captures the early history of bomb disposal as well as this film does. It is the most technically correct bomb disposal film I have seen. It is much better than the 2008 film The Hurt Locker. The personalities of the Bomb Disposal Section members are what you expect and not extreme as they are portrayed in The Hurt Locker. The acronym UXO in the film’s title stands for “Unexploded Bomb.”

>Even Mike Vining hates The Hurt Locker

>>34009491
Make him the father of your children uwu

>>34009062
That man can do whatever he wants to my rifle. Thank you sir, may I have another?

Hand him the rifle, ask him to sign it.

Try and befriend with a beer after

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>>34016444

>>34009212
Do you have to sign up to search for records? Do you have be a registered member for your records to appear?

>>34016363
imagine a film about mike with that guy playing as him

would be jokes

>>34009062
>slaps your M4*
>laugh and say "How's it going Sergeant Major"

Wouldn't be the first SGM I've spent time on the range with, nor would he be the last?

>>34009062
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ohy2-QIM-7s

>>34014652
He works for a living, don't call him a "sir", shitbag.

>>34017796
Its a meme shitbag

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>>34015435
>tfw all the Antarctic medals are cool af and you will never receive one, or the "wintered over" device

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>>34016363