If you could have the gun any gun law repealed in exchange for

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>>33997661
All of them
Taking one for the team

>>33997661
At this point I'd fuck a cold slab of meat so I'd be willing to make that sacrifice for my burgerbros.

NFA and 922(o) easy.

I'm fine with anything below the neck.

>>33997661
i'd take one for the team, a few months worth for the repeal of the Gun Control Act of 1968 and the National Firearms Act. wait would i have to do any gay stuff?

>>33997687
That would probably end up being at least a year. Are you sure you want to risk it?

>>33997698
>I'm fine with anything below the neck.
You may have missed a couple important parts of the OP, in particular:
>Her fetishes could be anywhere from vanilla to full /d/ tier.
and
>There is no safe word

>>33997721
>wait would i have to do any gay stuff?
If she's into that and so long as any of the men she involves are tested for STDs.

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>>33997737
Anything for my ameribros
Sincerly, a swissfag

>>33997661
change the definition of assault weapon to full auto only, features don't matter anymore so you can have whatever you want, full auto still tax stamped because pavement apes.

>>33997755
Eh for you Europeans it'd probably just be another day in the office, so thanks SwissDude

>>33997661
I'd do a month to kill the NFA, maybe more depending on how the month was.

>>33997755
Good man

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>>33997661
Will /k/ know of my sacrafice? If so I'd do it to get the NFA repealed. If not... I'd still do it to get the NFA repealed.

Michigan fag here.

NFA takes top priority, that's one month.

But, Next comes California. Uncuck that state, uncuck it hard. All that land, all those people, and you can't wrap your fucking thumb around your grip?

God I hope those lawsuits the NRA are pushing go through.

>>33998200
Such a feat is worthy of having your name engraved upon the /k/ube

To do so would to become immortal

i would go for all of them.

>>33997661
Can we volunteer someone we know to do it? Especially if they're willing?

I've got a big brown Pakistani guy with Diane's name on him.

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>>33997661
>Her fetishes could be anywhere from vanilla to full /d/ tier.
I am both worried and curious about what her fetishes could be.

Does this mean I can own a tank with a functional gun?

Where do I sign up?

>>33997794
underrated

>>33998302

I dream of a California free of:

>Bernouts
>illegals that refuse to try and acclimate with their "new country"
>bullshit gun laws

But yeah, NFA has to go, fellow Mitten-man.

>>33997661
Probably the ap ammo ban or destructive device bullshit/importation of them.

>>33997721
Not if you pick a venue where sodomy is criminalized.

>nothing illegal

>>33999507
>Not if you pick a venue where sodomy is criminalized.
You're her live in sex slave, she picks the venue. Hell, she could fly around the world with you for the month and dominate you at different historical monuments if she wanted.
>here's anon in a gimp suit in the obligatory holding up the Leaning Tower of Pisa picture

>>33997687
true patriot

>>33999448
>Bernouts
>illegals
>bullshit gun laws
FTFY

>>33997661
You do know she's 83?

>>33999762
She's probably a virgin too

>Bust her cherry
>a small cloud of dust puffs outs

>>34000423
>She's probably a virgin too
She's been married for 56 years and had a kid, somehow I doubt that.

>>33999606
then you could very easily be taken out to international waters where most things are legal

>>34000530
You would still be protected by the no permanent physical damage rule. The nothing illegal rule was more to keep her from involving you in things that you could get in legal trouble for.

>>34000457
Naw see, Jews have a special birthing ceremony where Yahweh himself comes down from outer heaven and creates a baby for a couple out of newspaper and computer chips once they've proven their loyalty to Barbara Streisand. The breaking of the glass at Jewish wedding ceremony symbolizes Yahweh breaking the boundary between the mortal world and the realm of gods to complete this sacred ritual. Once Yahweh creates the baby he shits out exactly 5 and a half pounds of Challah bread dough, this will be baked and then mushed up and mixed with water, which the baby will feed on. The couple then raise the baby, tolerating each other just enough to pass off as a happy married couple until that baby becomes a doctor, lawyer, or banker, until the process repeats itself.

Hence Jewish women retain their virginity.

>>34000574
there are actions i would find morally reprehensible, such as murdering republicans, that i might be forced to undertake under those lawless conditions.

>>34000613
i was going to refute this based on personal experience, but then remembered i haven't actually penetrated a jewish woman vaginally...

>>34000628
>what is Admiralty Law

I don't think you can actually get away with murder in intl. waters just on the basis of location. I think it's more a matter of "who's going to know."

>>34000698
well fine if you want to be pedantic, but there are still plenty of places where she would experience no rule of law for herself and those under her, failed states, countries that would extend her unfettered diplomatic immunity and the like.

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>>34000658
It's okay anon, I haven't penetrated ANY woman vaginally.

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I would rather die.
wake up kids these laws are not right.
that is a traitor right there, put her agents to the wall.

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>>33997687
Truly the hero we need.

>>34000813
it's overrated

>>33997687

thank you for your service

>>33997794

fucking savage

>>33997687
Your heroism will echo throughout history

Or until the next liberal gun grab happens. 1 month, tops

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>>33997661
>>33997737
>>There is no safe word

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I'll let that hag piss on my face and make me wear a diaper and have her suck at her withered old teat if it means repealing Import bans and NFA.

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>>33997687
>>33997688
>>33997698
>>33997721
>>33997755
>>33997812
>>33998200
>>33998302
>>33999448
>>34003085
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

WHAT WOULDYA DO FOR AN SBR?

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>>34002940
das it mane

>>33997755
With those digits, you'd get citizenship and a lifetime supply of beer

>>33998200
> his name was robert paulsen.

>>33997687
Came here to say this

>>34000948
>>34002911
Witnessed

>>34003085>>33997755>>33998200
We need this type of brotherhood/to be this united more often.


>>33997687
Absolute madman.

>>33997687
F

>>34003149
/thread

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>>33997687
Thank you

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>>33997737
>That would probably end up being at least a year
Aren't there around 20,000 gun laws in the USA?

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>>34009629
>being the sex slave of Diane Feinnstein for thousands of years

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>>33997661
SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED THATS WHAT I GOT TO SAY YOU FUCKING COMMIE