I'm worried I'll still be a killing virgin when I turn 30 in less than two years, and I don't want to become a killing wizard. How do I kill someone and not spend time in prison? Is there somewhere I can pay to do it?
>>33981471
Kill yourself
>>33981471
Kill yourself
>>33981514
>>33981521
faspbp
>>33981471
The only person you'll kill without going to jail is you anon. You can't even get laid, how do you think you'll escape people looking for you
>>33981471
Sorry man but I think you're looking for /r9k/, we just kind of talk about guns around here.
>>33981471
Move to Syria and join isis
>>33981471
>>33981547
>killing wizard
Oh, sorry my reading comprehension is shit. Seriously though, killing people is overrated anyway.
>>33981471
kill yourself
>>33981540
reading comprehension
>>33981471
Remove stacy
chicago has a 12% homicide clearance rate...
http://heyjackass.com/
>>33981571
I know man, it's just like I see 'wizard' and suddenly assume r/incels or /r9k/. I've been on this site too long.
>>33981583
I hate people from Chicago, but I'm not clicking a link called "heyjackass.com".
>>33981625
google it you numtpy it's up to date homicide stats for chiraq.
>>33981766
Don't need a website to tell me Chicago is the murder Capitol of the USA. It's common knowledge.
>>33981471
Join the Kurds in Syria for a six month tour and remove evil kebab.
>>33981471
Oh for sure I know where. Just go down to the Police station and explain it to them. They will help you.