what if we sell fidget spinners. We will make them out of heavy

>>33973626
Neat idea.

Humor my ignorance, please. But what the hell is up with motherfucking fidget spinners? Its like everyone has developed autism and ADHD in the past three months.

>>33973626

>a fucking square

Seems like you'd destroy either your palm or 2 of your fingers with that design

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>>33973641
Just a fad, you can get them for $1 so people buy them out of curiosity. They get bored in 15 minutes. Except in schools where they are something of a status symbol among out of touch nerds, kind of like yoyos were when i was that age. Most of the fuckers are autistic anyway cause they were raised by youtube celebrities.

>>33973649
What about a triangle?

I bet if I had the idea six months ago I could be selling self defense spinners at the flea market for $60 each.

Gives new meaning to the phrase weaponized autism

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What about a naruto star but with larger rounder finger holes? It would appeal to the triple threat of autism. Spinners, anime, and brass knuckles.

i keep hearing about these things WTF are they?

not trolling i live under a rock

>>33973724
A physical manifestation of autism

>>33973671
>>33973697
This truly is the fingerbox of this era.

>>33973724
When spun at a certain rate the forces involved repel human females at an astounding rates, the kissless virgins of today are really going all out.

>>33973751
I miss my fingerbox.

>>33973697
>I need healing!

>>33973724
a piece of 3d plastic with a bicycle bearing in it.

>>33973782
fidget spinners are fingerboxes all over again

>>33973743
this, it's like a vape was thrown into a crucible and this was left.

go any further and you have some sort of concentrated autismium that causes temper tantrums by scent alone

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>>33973724
Autism toys that you hold and they spin on ball bearings

>>33973724

Was for people with adhd to have something to do. Patent ran out now the market is flooded

>>33973810
>some sort of concentrated autismium that causes temper tantrums by scent alone
I feel like I discovered this already, but have repressed my discovery for the good of mankind.

>>33973829
I'm constantly spinning pens and shit and that doesnt even seem appealing. One of those clicky boxes or just a plain pen would be more satisfying.

>>33973829
I fucking hate myself for knowing that is a chinese knock-off torqbar

>>33973847
just spinning it doesn't do much but holding it and flicking it back and forth can be relaxing

>>33973671
>yoyos

Hello fellow 32 year old

>>33973626
>heavy cast metal
Or lead filled zytel to give it a more tactical look.

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>>33973847
I thought it was stupid too but I find myself sitting here fucking with them while BSing on the PC or driving around as a passenger

I need to buy an adult pair of heelys so I can glide around town on my heels akimbo wielding fidget spinners making all the 11 year olds in town jealous.

>>33973626
>boss' kid who hangs out at the work place won't shut the fuck up about them
>MOM BUY ME A FEEGEE SPINNER NOW I WANT IT NOW
>look it up on Youtube
another "popular thing I find repulsive" to the list
no really just looking at the thumbnails of the youtube search results makes me somewhat grumpy

>>33973778
haha

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>it took humanity over 5000 years to finally admit having something to fiddle with is an essential part of the human soul
>blacksmiths, tinkerers, engineers, scientists, it's all evolutions of fiddling with something
>for millions of years fiddling your waifu has created more humans

>>33973910
>I have discovered my life purpose

>>33973724
The normie version of the fingerbox

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>>33973910

>>33974141
get out of here Indian

>>33974243
Indian?

>>33974412
A FUCKING WAGON WHEEL

>>33973724
its an attempt from google to force a new fad to see if it takes.

working pretty well for them so far

>>33974494
Or a revolver cylinder?

>>33974158
not really

being able to sit still and think shit through without fucking around with your hands or face is a skill most people need but don't have

No
I'd rather be raped to death by muggers than partake in this retarded fad

>>33973724
Spinning top equivalent of twiddling your thumbs and fidgeting.

Originally meant to help people cope with autism like >>33973743 and >>33973829 mentioned, as well as ADHD.

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>>33973626
Do eet fgt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kS949QQDtWQ

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>>33974502
give me the poopoo and nobody get hort

>>33974514
>fighting human nature for no reason is a skill
embrace the brain

>>33973859
>
I just constantly index mine one by one its very soothing

I used to think memes were benign. Good for a laugh when I went on 4chin or made a new tf2 spray. Now I can see that they're toxic.
The normies can't handle the memes. Today it's fidget spinners, tomorrow who knows. But I do know we have a literal meme president.
Where does it stop?

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>>33974812

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Or just make glaive spinners

>>33973626
this is autistic because even if you can sell something as not brass knuckles but they kinda are if the person uses them they will be charged with using brass knuckles or assault with a deadly weapon

These spinner things have been popular in the knife/EDC scene for a couple of years, but the ones those guys were into were fancy metal stuff that were more about showing off machining skill (for the maker) and buying fancy pocket bling.

I've always thought they were retarded, especially at the prices people were asking, but at least I got the appeal from a machining junkie perspective. Seeing all of these cheapo plastic ones appear everywhere overnight has been weird.

>>33976994
Who cares? What we are exploiting is the fact that the appearance and other functionality give it an innocuous look that you won't be charge simply for having it in your pocket the way you would with brass knuckles or most analogues. Brass knuckles and close approximations are deadly weapons, if and when you do need it the benefit will outweigh the consequences.

>>33974601
fighting human nature so you don't look like a spastic mongoloid. You learned not to shit yourself why stop there

seriously just learn to sit still

>>33977052
>y-yeah I totally learned to stop shitting myself just like everyone else