>go down to LGS >ask if they have any Abrams tanks in stock

>go to Gander Mountain
>ask if they have any aircraft carriers left
>they sold the last one 5 minutes before I got there
>roll away on my heelys

just about had enough

>Go to Cabelas
>ask if their surplus F-14 Tomcat's are still in stock
>All they have left are a few F-4 Phantoms

Fucking Iraqis buying up the leftovers

>lgs only has sporterized BTRs
>Still wants full price for "upgrades"

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>>33949278
>Go to local Ford dealership
>Want MRAP
>All they have are high mileage used Hummers and one 1114 in the back of the lot
>Credit sucks and parents wont cosign
>end up buying a KEKV

>>33949668
lol, c u c k word filters to kek now?

>>33949641
That shit boils my god damn blood.

>>33949714
wait until the only Milsurp left are BMP 1 clones from China

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>preparing to clear neighbor's minefield
>go to local surplus and farm supply store
>they're out of african teens and adults
>tell the guy behind counter that children are too light to set off some of the mines
>he offers them to me BOGO free
>little does he know i weight them down with old tires and motor oil, solves two problems in one go
tl;dr got some free child soldiers to storm my neighbor's property for violating the NAP.

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>go to LGS looking for well-priced SD rounds
>20% mark-up on everything

This really puts a twist in my britches and gives me the red ass.

>>33949676
cuck in all caps is word filtered but not in lower case

>>33949808
glorious

>>33949278
>Go to field and stream
>had a special order for an F-35B with leather heated seat and cupholder
>delayed AGAIN, maybe 2018

Fuck you Lockheed, get your shit together

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>LGS doesn't carry RIM-161 missiles
what's the point of running a gun shop of you don't carry basic simple shit like this?

>ask for 155mm smoothbore APFSDS rounds
>clerk comes back with 120mm HEAT
NOOOO

>dindu shows off his 'rheinmetall 120 problem solver'
>it's a rusted out D-10T

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>not buying your tanks online

>>33951408
300k? you could build your own for less that 10 grand.

>>33951700
is that with an 80% hull and a jig included?

>>33951700
>less than 10 grand
A basic bitch one yeah, but if you want anything you could really use when the black helicopters or SHTF come than you've gotta be willing to spend a lot more

>>33951408
Is that C&R eligible?

>>33952077
kek

>>33952162
>not building your own active protection system tankeroo with homemade DU armor

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hey guys /noarmor/ here, want to build my first light tank. where do I start? pic unrelated

>go to CarMax
>look for a used Bradley FV
>none
>why live

>Take the new guys on the Tankery team to the local Dick's Sporting Goods
>They transferred from some private school so they should be good
>Tell them a Hellcat would go nice with our doctrine and be easy on our maintenance crews
>Store is out of Hellcats so the rich fucks buy a Panther and enrage our repair guys.

Call local shop to ask about C&R Tanks because Wheraboo.

Yeah, we just got in a STUG III

Drive hour to shop.

>It's a Russian capture and return.

Have to settle for a Panzerfaust instead.

>>33949950
Let me test.. KEK cuck KEK cuck

>>33949278
I wish this timeline was real.