Your mission is to go back in time and save Ann Frank from being

Primary:wellrod
Secondary: jacket Thompson
Melee: fairbarn-sikes knife

>>33944627
And why would I want to save her?

Primary: Kar-98k cut barrel
Secondary: Walther P-38k
Melee: German engineered Rusty Pipe

>>33944627
a bible a condom and a pulled pork sammich

>Loadout: fake passports and currency.
>Go back to 1938
>"Hey. You the Franks? Shit is about to go down. You're moving to Spain. Here's the documents to get you there. Good luck."

>>33944627
>Primary: Mosin-Nagant M91/30
>Secondary: Obrez
>Melee: Mosin-Nagant Bayonet

>>33944627
Primary: Airhorn
Secondary: WW2 history book
Melee: German translator book

>>33944627
>Save Ann Frank

I would gas her myself

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>Primary: Trail of shekels

I lead her to the gas chambers myself.

>>33944627
>primary: Black leather coat
>secondary:Black Leather
>mele: orders from Hitler to round up all Jews, or to kill on site if any resistance is met.

I'll save her alright.

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>>33944741

I'll need a tramp steamer, a windowless van and some duct tape.

She's not just going to take my word for it about the Nazis, so I'd need to take some rather substantial need to make absolutely sure ITAOTS never gets made.

>>33944627
>Your mission is to go back in time and save Ann Frank from being gassed by Hitler.
why?

>>33944627
>Go back in time
>Primary:Fat wad of cash
>Secondary: Light snack
>Melee: Fountain pen

>Find admin responsible for Architecture school admissions
>bribe this person
>Avert WWII entirely

failing the bribe I'll just forge the signature

>>33944627
>Saving Ann Frank
You know where you are right?

>>33944627
>Primary: Chauchat
>Secondary: obrez
>Melee: see above

>>33944845
Not on /pol/, I'll tell you that shit.

>>33944627
You can't save someone who didn't exist. Her supposed diary was written in a ballpoint pen that didn't exist until after 1945.

>>33944627
Primary: cash
Sec: passports
Melee: condoms and ducktape

>>33944627
P08 Carbine
P08 Artillery
A bayonet for both P08s.


Also I would do the Gestapos work for them.

>>33944961
>condoms
>not wanting to impregnate anne frank

>>33944689
>>33944627
save a fictional character lol ya gotta go really far back in time for that

>>33944689
She was trying to grab your prize.

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>>33944990
>Wanting Jewish inlaws

Nah man I already hate my life enough tap and go my dude

>>33945039
Anne?

>>33945084
Aye.

>>33944627

Nothing, since she died of typhoid.

>>33944627
Primary: my dick
Secondary: Hitachi magic wand
Melee: That one dragon dildo that has the ovipositor and eggs stuff

I don't give a fuck about Ann Frank, she is one person in a fucking sea of people that died. I'm saving my family members not this overrated bitch.

cash.

>>33944667
Do you use the welrod or the knife to finish her off and spare her the gas chamber?

>>33944950
This.

>>33944627
>Ann Frank
FAKE NEWS

>>33944627
>Primary: A ballpen
>Secondary: A handful of shekels
>Melee: A Menora

>>33944813
You're thinking of art school. They told Hitler he should go be an architect instead, because he was good at painting buildings, and he got all butthurt about it.

Later in life he actually got pretty into architecture and said that he would have liked to be an architect if he hadn't become the Fuhrer.

>>33944689
you save millions of kids time since they wont read her book

>>33946208
Actually he blamed his father for not sending him to the correct school type as a boy, which was a requirement for architecture studies.

Tbh if I was sent back in time to save her I'd hit that jewish pussy to see if it's any different from european.
Also, spelling "goy" with bullet holes seems a good idea

>>33944627
isn't saving her counter productive for the jews? think about it if she died millions of kids would not have to read her life story in school and have to deal with the bullshit holocaust shit that gets pushed into you

>>33944627
>Your mission is to [...] save Ann Frank from being gassed by Hitler.
Mission accomplished.

>(she died of disease)

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>primary: m1 Garand
>secondary:Browning Hi Power
>melee: acoustic guitar

>kick down her door myself
>empty the garand into the wall in the enclosed attic
>whip out acoustic guitar and start playing
>EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>33944627
Paracord garrotte:strangle her while fucking her arse.

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>>33944731
Cheeki

>>33944627
>primary
Huh dick
>secondary
Deez nuts
>melee
Muh mothafucking dick

But seriously, I want to fuck Anne Frank.

>>33945046
She doesn't get to bring friends.

>>33944627
She died of Typhus you doublenigger

>>33944627
Using an anachronistic gun.

>>33944730
>moving to spain while the spanish civil is on going

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>>33948836

>>33948836
They'll be fine as long as they aren't filthy fucking commies.

>>33944627
Didnt she die of Typhus?

what is this, Innawoods 2: Saving Shekelberg?

I'd save her with some sort of time machine

>>33944627
>Your mission is to go back in time and save Ann Frank from being gassed by Hitler.
I kill her myself.

Well that easy.

>>33944627
I would fuck her brains out for the heck of it.

Then I'd squat outside.

>>33945100
The flight plan I filed with Goering includes me, my men, but only one of you!

>>33944689
You might get a shot at losing your virginity.

>>>/pol/
the thread

>>33944627
A famas

>>33949698
most of the replies atleast

>>33944627
I'd gas her myself and every other jew since hitler never actually killed MUH six GORILLION and then go back to the present and enjoy an advance all white society

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Oh god, just imagine deflowering that sweet girl on a lazy Amsterdam afternoon, lying and learn what each other's bodies were for.
Now imagine nine months later, she's got a massive bulging stomach from carrying your child inside of her and it seems like she’s gonna pop any moment now. Her popped belly button makes it look like she's got a giant third boob where her stomach once was. She waddles around and can barely move half of the time. She's developed an insatiable craving for your dick and you've likewise developed a taste for her pussy. You’re both cooped up in an attic all day have nothing better to do besides fuck like an unsustainable third world population. You lie down on your back, she strips off her almost comically too small clothes and kneels on top of you. She grabs a hold of your rock hard cock, inserts it deep inside of her, and begins to ride you like a stallion. You feel the pressure from her incredible weight and huge round belly bearing down on you but the indescribable pleasure of her tight pussy throbbing on you cock negates any discomfort. You sink into her beautiful soul, into that secret place where no one dares to go. After 30 minutes, you and her are both moaning with ever greater intensity, you know it won't be long now. Suddenly, you feel your cock shaking like a V-2 rocket and the orgasm reaches it's climax as your cum literally explodes like an 88mm AT round inside her Sherman tank, blowing the turret right off. You and her both join as one, souls screaming from the sheer ecstasy. As the elation wears off, she lies next to you. Too exhausted to do anything else, you simply hold her in your embrace. In that moment, there is no family squabbles, no Nazis, no war. Just you and her, watching the sky turn pink with the setting sun.

>>33949698
You mean:
>Necrophilia: The thread

>>33944627

She didn't die from being gased, she died from typhus disease. So without having to time travel, I already saved her from being gased.

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>>33945100
>>33945084
>>33945039

She died from Typhus not from gassing, I win by default.

WOW ANOTHER THREAD ABOUT GUNS NOBODY HAS EXPERIENCE WITH?

Saged. Reported.