Hi /k. I don't usually visit this board but i need good

>>33938448
have you tr(THIS POST WAS REMOVED. YOUR IP WAS PREVIOUSLY POSTED IN AN ANTI-AMERICA THREAD AND ALL POSTS IN ENGLISH WILL BE FILTERED OUT. HAVE FUN IN YOUR "BETTER COUNTRY")

>>33938464
What? Are you jew?

>>33938448

Get a kobutan keychain.

Swiss army knife

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Wife has one of these.

The best way to win a fight is to not get into one in the first place.

I'm surprised your instructors haven't taught you that. Deescalation is the key, even if it means losing your ego.

>>33938553
Yeah, sure. When you get surrounded by two persons that are much higher than you and have weapons you CAN'T run trust me. And if they aproach you from behind and you don't notice them until one has grabbed your wallet? Think, I'm the first one who wants to run but there are sometimes you just can't.

small pistol concealed in your pocket. don't get caught.

hand grenade

there aren't really any other concealable weapons effective against a gang of men with pipes and chains, might as well be swinging your dick.

if you can carry a bag, put a sturdy machete in there and practice drawing it quickly.

learn to run, because if you're alone, outnumbered and poorly armed there's no point in fighting.

what shit country are you from?

>>33938448
>>Krav Maga
>>leave my dick alone

>>33938579
no amount of weapons will protect you if you don't notice spic niggers approaching you until they've got a hand in your pocket.

>>33938604
North chile.

And thanks for youd ideas anon.

>>33938614
How do you notice spic niggers in a fucking narrow street crowded of spic niggers? Do I run during the entire street?

>>33938624
>How do you notice spic niggers in a fucking narrow street crowded of spic niggers? Do I run during the entire street?
that sounds horrible. maybe the solution is to make your own gang, bigger than all the others and kill all the others

>>33938448

FUCK OFF ANTIFA

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It's like a club, but with legitimate uses.

Keep a tire iron under the seat of your car if you have one. Have a bag with a small set of bike tools and a large but still within reason wrench, if you ride a bicycle. When in doubt, a thick sock + a large rock, half a brick, or something else heavy but easy to discard is useable in a pinch. A sturdy walking stick if out hiking. Bottle of strong alcohol and sturdy gloves, though it has a chance of back firing.

>>33938448
Solution: Move to a better country.

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>>33938800
I aint antifa bro, i come from /pol/.

>>33938448
Roll of quarters held in the hand to add weight to the punch or a padlock in a bandana swung like a flail.

>>33938542
Waste of money, that cheap plastic is going to break on first impact.

>>33938613
>THAT'S MY PURSE
>I DON'T KNOW YOU

you can hold a long key with the point sticking out between your fingers and the ring supporting it on your bone to use as an improvised knuckle. You can even sharpen it, not like anyone will inspect your keys

>>33938448
Millwall brick
Billiard ball lanyard monkey fist
Ball-peen hammer

Really just reach for something random, theoretically you can kill someone with virtually anything, an electric heater, a water bottle, a jerry can, pencil holder, trash bin, double ended glass dildo, can of spray paint, dog whistle, pack of condoms, and that's just looking at stuff lying around my room.

>>33939020
all those items... looks like a challange

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Get something like this from the hardware store and only carry the green part, look for older full brass models in a good size for your hands.
If somebody asks you were helping your parents/friends with pipe work

>>33938980
not if it's made of abs

>>33938448
i would recommend a tactical fleshlight.
if caught with you can claim legitimate use.
if push comes to shove you can break some faces in with it.

>>33938980
>>33939204
I'm not sure, but it is a very solid material. Would not break easily. Plus it doesn't look dangerous.

>>33939307
it looks like it can put an eye out it will definitely be confiscated by the police.

>>33938874
This, get the fuck out of chilistan

>>33938448

Put a rock in a thick, heavy sock that can support its weight when you swing it, and carry that with you. Great improvised weapon.

If you want to be really ghetto, or you just don't have the money to afford socks, you could also try one of these: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Millwall_brick

It doesn't even have to be a newspaper; any kind of paper is fine, and computer paper actually works much better IMO.

Of course, you could also get... I don't know... a gun?

Spic from a rough area here: be prepared for retaliation.

Say you beat someone up on your way home. His buddies will look for you on the same streets, and if they get you you're done for. If they know where your house is, you and your entire family are fucked.

So leave no witnesses, and if you can't kill them then make sure they know fucking with you will cost them. They try to follow you home? Threaten to kill one of them. They actually follow you home? None of them will go to the police, whip them with a chain. They break into your home? Kill them with a household object, tell the police they threatened you and you panicked. Under no circumstances should you call the police first, unless you want them to defend the gang member.

>>33938448
Get a paracord sling and some fishing weights.

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Dog tags between your fingers?

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>>33938448
>Automatic knifes
what?

>>33940844
Being able to cut multiple things with a single trigger stab is too lethal for civilians.

>>33938619
>North chile.
>As if the police have the resources or desire to run csi shit on some spent casings found next to some dead thugs
>you live in a banana republic, make the most of it

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>>33938843
actually a really good option.
as for you OP>>33938448
what country do you live in? we can't help you unless we know your country's laws

>>33941100
sorry never mind, I missed when you told us your country. also double dubs, check em. a push dagger may be an ideal weapon since it's so small it would probably not attract attention.

>>33940725
>they won't call the police

Dont count on this. I've got a good story about how I had the police called on me and one of my friends after kicking the shit out of the local drug dealer and his "crew"

There's no honor among shitbags

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I live in a country with similarly retarded weapon laws. I'd probably try and carry something like pic related if I had to - a really massive butcher's sharpening steel. Good for stabbing and hitting stuff, yet nicely inconspicuous and non-lethal (unless you want it to be)

>>33941364
that's basically a shitty non-collapsible baton

>>33941847
It's also retarded because why the fuck would anyone be caring one around in public for anything other than beating someone.

Buy a maglite, OP

>>33938448
>life in danger
>worries about breaking laws
stupid fucknuts like you deserve to get clobbered