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Did you ever go out huntin' because you wanted revenge for

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Did you ever go out huntin' because you wanted revenge for one of your pets being killed?
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Yea to revenge my pig dog that I made fight pigs in the first place.
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Yeah I had a cat get hit by a car once. So now I shoot every bobcat I see. It makes perfect sense, right guise?
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>>33937608
neighbors pit killed my moms lap dog one evening as she let it out in our fenced yard. I grabbed my shotgun with the intent to make things fair and even but realized it wasn't worth time in jail.

the dog ended up attacking its owner and fucking up his arms and hands though so it all worked out.

100 get to the person who can guess his skin color
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>>33937657
Black.
PayPal me $100 thanks
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>>33937608
arent u afraid that deer will bite somebody
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>>33937608
Not killed but yes, papa canadian goose bit my cat's tail and made him screech. Shot that asshole in the head with a sharphead BB, tossed his body in the Rockaway.
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>>33937608
When I was a kid my family raised goats for extra money. Anyway, I raised this one Nubian from the time I was three. I fed him from a bottle while I was still getting silverware figured out. I named him Sundown, because of the way his ears draped down and went from tan at the tips to black where they joined his head. I showed him in the country fairs, and he went with me everywhere. He ranged free at night, and all day he was close by while I worked and played on the ranch. He always new the way home, and I never felt lonely. He even ran off some coyotes that got too inquisitive for his liking.
One morning when I was about nine he didn't show up. I did my chores and around eight in the morning I started looking for him. I found him at around noon. I remember how stark the lighting was. A mountain lion had run him all over the mountainside, then pounced him. There were claw gashes all over his face, shoulders, and back. He had tried to fight the thing once he was cornered against a cliff. The cat had taken one bite out of his hindquarters and left him. It wasn't even hungry, it just wanted to play those stupid sadistic cat games.

My family found me hours later on a different mountain. I had gotten a small tree, stripped it, cut a wedge, and lashed my little Swiss army knife into a notch I cut into the thick end.

I still dislike cats. I don't hate them or anything, but I can't stand the way they play with the things they hunt.
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>>33937608
>feral hogs gored my dog
>had to put her down and bury her
>next night they came back and dug her out of the grave and started eating on her
>buried her again, took buddies into the woods to track them
>spent the summer hunting them all down
>any hog we found, we shot to wound then tortured them till they died
>used corpses to attract more of them to torture and kill
>any piglets we caught we flayed alive or hung them from branches by fish hooks and left to die
>friends and I manage to track the boar that killed my dog
>shot it in the spine, lost all function of its rear legs
>friends and I pinned it down, sliced the skin off its body, and drove 2" nails into its skull until it stopped moving

We all went home after that. We felt bittersweet about what we did. We could have just shot them, but we wanted to see them suffer. Me especially.
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>>33937845
Fuck anon, that's brutal. Can't blame you though, fuck hogs
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>>33937825
Go back home, buy thermal vision goggles and a AA12. Take revenge.
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>>33937845
Based hogs. I hope they kill your next dog too.
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>>33937845
You need some help...
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>>33937845
Christ, man. ....get some help.
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>>33937608
is this what you want you sick fuck
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>>33938427
>mfw /k/ will never EVER get a deer wife
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>>33937845
Pic related, it's you ya cousin fucking hick.
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>>33937676
someone should shoot you for having an outdoor cat, faggot.
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>>33937657
>neighbors pit killed my moms lap dog
Nice. Those little cunty things are annoying as fuck. Good riddance.
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>>33938480
I second this. My sister had 3 poms and I wanted to shoot the day I had to deal with them. Worst dog ever.
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>>33938480
Pit bulls aren't exactly little champ. but i agree with the good riddance part
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>>33937845
What a sociopath...
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>>33938427
oooh my....
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>>33937845

Bummed it wasnt

>feral nogs

And

>baby niglets

But 9/10 anon. Fuck wild hogs.
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>>33937845

things that never happened
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>>33937845
Did you get an erections hearing those piggies squeal in utter torment? Do you still hear the hogs crying, Clarice?
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>>33938686
He wasn't with the Zim zam, that's why only hogs got film flammed.
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>>33938427
fucking hell....
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>>33938857
Nah Zim Zam doesn't have the balls to do that. Only Zyklon Ben and Sam Hyde are capable of such things.
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>>33938990
If they teamed up it would be the Nigpocalypse!!!! The streets would not just flow with blood but also malt liquor and crack.
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>>33938839
I don't get this....what is this referencing?
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>6 am on a saturday
>finished 10 hour shift at shitty job 2 hours ago
>sleeping peacefully
>HONK HONK HONK
>ignore it
>HONKHONKHONKHONK
>wake up,im fucking pissed
>people near me have been feeding birds when they wake up for god knows what reason
>walk outside,i live in a rural area near a lake
>fucking GEESE sitting there like faggots just all look up at me
>im sleep deprieved and out of it,thought they were challenging me
>shout "shut the FUCK up bird niggers its too early for this shit"
>H O N K
>one walks close to me expecting food
>seriouslyfucker.jpg
>"shoo asshole your in season next month"
>walk away,trys to peck me and i kick him away
>HONKHONKHONK HERE COME THE REST OF THEM
>get inside my house with a few pecks and pissed as fuck
>find rifle
>buy bird food
>buy cheap pans
>buy tannerite
>set up canadian geese ied in a field near the lake where i know these fuckers feed
>idea was to scare them away
>wait 2 hours until a bunch of them land and start feeding next to my ied
>Do i really wanna get reported for poaching with an ied?
>fuck yes they've annoyed me for 3 weeks straight
>shoot,boom
>isis would be proud
>10 died immediatly
>rest got ptsd and never fucking bothered me again

Fuck geese man,litterally the jamals of the bird world
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>>33937608
Coyotes went after my dog like ATF agents fresh out of whatever clown college they send those fucks to.

Started out with an old .22 and iron sights. Worked okay, but I wanted more distance between me and those cancerous fucks. Bought a CZ 527 in 204 ruger. Put a nice bit of glass on top of it.

Now I just shoot every coyote I see. It's pretty fun.

They're under state-wide rabies quarantine so the local ranch owners invite me to shoot as many as I can find.

Feels good.
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>>33939268
>>Do i really wanna get reported for poaching with an ied?
>>fuck yes they've annoyed me for 3 weeks straight
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>>33939268
Top kek
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>>33939325
What state are you in, I want to get in on this
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>>33938396
>>33938414
>>33938527
I lived in an area where feral hog run rampant. The herds get big enough to do serious damage to crops and they get aggressive enough to hurt or kill livestock and pets.
>>33939021
He's making a "silence of the lambs" reference. And no I didn't get a sick enjoyment out of it. I was just angry and my dog was really important to me. My aunt had given me that dog before she passed away from cancer.
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>>33939535
Texas
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>>33938527
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>>33937608
I'm mercilessly murder every coyote I come across because they literally pulled apart my dog when I was younger. Didn't eat him! They just pulled him apart for sport!
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>>33939268
>Fuck geese man,litterally the jamals of the bird world
This
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>>33939599
>apart for sport!
it wasnt for sport faggot, they saw your dog as competition.

They were just removing him from the equation.
Not that i disagree with killing them all but that your understanding of their motivations is incorrect.
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>>33939552
Damn, MN fag here
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>>33939268

Hearty chuckles especially the IED part 10/10 post
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>>33938427
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>>33939617
Don't care. THEY DIE!
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>>33937845
>put dog in harms way angry when it dies go on spergquest with sperglords to kill animals defending themselves from you and your retarded hunting dogs.

KYS
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>>33939538
Uh, I do too but I wouldn't do that to them. Just shoot the fuckers. Their animals, they don't have any concept of cruelty like you do. They're dumb. They react to things like hunger. Hence they killed and at your doggo. Just go out and shoot them. Getting revenge is like some Jaime tier shit. Except instead of being a 12 year old South African boy getting revenge for his father who was gored by a water buffalo, you're just a psycho redneck getting revenge on some dumb hogs.

Also Jaime is fictional...
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>>33939736
Can't Americans get paid cash for killing pests?

Can't do that here in yuroop
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>>33939746
>defending hogs
We'll see how you feel about defending these pests when one of them eats your kid.
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>>33939926

IIRC they'll pay you to shoot durr in some places as population control and wild hogs because they're invasive and fuck shit up.

Don't know about coyotes or the like but I'd imagine.

I got paid by my landlord to shoot raccoons and foxes when i was living on a farm. Pretty nice deal since there were a fuckload of both.
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>>33939926
Done except taxes we have had Rangers put out bounties on coyote shot on their property usually $75 a head but when it gets to that point most of those cats are very very hard to find little or less get a shot on.
Pigs are the same way.
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>>33940052
>Hunting hogs with a fucking modernized BAR
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>>33937608
>come home from work one day
>find a couple pits sniffing around the fences between front and back yard
>get a good look at them while chasing them off with a shovel and much yelling
>naturally they ran toward the trashy neighborhood nearby
>later that evening discover they had mauled outdoor cat but he managed to climb over the fence
>he's in pretty bad shape
>make an emergency trip to the vet to have him put down
>knew where the pits were from roughly
>take a few drives through the neighborhood before giving up
>week or so later, spot the pair of them walking down a nearby road
>one of them is in the road on my side
>providence.jpeg, or maybe the devil, don't care
>thump
>thump
>oops
>other dog bolts at the sound of pain
>it's alive but done in
>kick it into the ditch on the side of the road
>watch it drown in the rain
>tell wife a few days later, she's a little annoyed i could have gotten a citation and lost us money or something
>but points out that there is a new missing poster for that dog at the entrance of neighborhood with contact details

i really liked that cat but in all honestly he probably brought it on himself.
he was a real tough guy with a long story and a lot of character but he figured it was his block. he would regularly sun himself in the street and stare down traffic until it drove around him, bully the other outdoors cats into their yards then sit at the end of their drive ways and taunt them, anytime he was around the other males gave him way. he loved a good scrap but somehow he understood property lines and was never anything short of sweet with people. probably got a little too ballsy against those pits.


>>33937657
>100 get to the person who can guess his skin color
in my experience pit ownership is pretty evenly distributed among trash of all colors and trash who have elevated themselves but still can't shake the nagging fear of being robbed by their neighbor.

>>33939926
sometimes.
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>>33940052
Down here in South Texas most Ranchers*
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>>33937608
Almost, had a cat, usually at my cabin there would be wild cats and other wildlife roaming around, usually didnt move onto the property because they knew it was her territory. One day my cat came in from being out, injured leg, some cuts, really tired and breathing heavy. Neighbours told me they saw a fox attacking it and another cat. Decide to take my Heckler & Koch GmbH MR223A3 - 16.5" CAL. .223 Remington Sporting Rifle and hunt for it. Found the fox about an hour later, killed it and hung his corpse on my fence as a warning to any other animal planning on violating the NAP. My cat recovered without any permanent damage.
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>>33940068
You should try it. The only thing more satisfying than them dropping in their tracks right then and there, is the large and heavy thud you hear when the bullet hits them.
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>>33939926
DNR will put bounties out for coyotes and sometimes beavers. Farmers will pay cash per head if it's a bad year for coyote. If it's something you're into, you can make good money killing coyotes and selling the pelts.
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>>33940120
>shooting deer in the face
i prefer the heart and lungs. to me it feels disrespectful to shoot them in the face.
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>>33940120
>image
not a texan i see.
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>>33940167
Waste no meat.
Headshots or Neckshots are the only ones I take, it's either a clear miss or a dead animal. From the side, neckshot. From the back or front, Headshot.
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>>33940075
I love ballsy cats like that

Had one alot like the one you described, except leukemia got him
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>>33940167
South Texas. Red hind from the red gate ranch.
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>>33937608
Is he gonna fuck that deer?
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>>33940363
Why do you ask questions to which you already know the answer?
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>>33940075
F
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>>33937845
H A R D C O R E

THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT NIGGER
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>>33940280
how's the taste?
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>>33940436
this isn't the first time I've seen this but fuck me it still hits the feels.
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>>33937845
Funny thing is all the safe space white nights replying to you don't understand that what you did to the hogs is still gonna be less painful than what predators do to prey animals in the wild on a regular basis.
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>>33940513
This

Nature is fucking brutal, not even the bonds of mother and child are sacred https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tng2NcDjYxc

And that's not even a massive predator like a lion or cougar playing with it's prey before eating it.
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>>33939552
Nice, there's a pack that runs around near my in-laws' place up near Huntsville. Time to get the lads together and go remove yip.
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>>33940485
Whitetail venison is fine until they start getting really old. Feral hog is the same way. Red hind is awesome unless you get a very old male. But they always stink, the animal, not the meat. Nilgai is practically beef.
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>>33940513
>>33940548
Anybody have the webm of that Baboon eating the baby deer alive crotch-first> Pretty much encapsulates what you're saying. Nature is a motherfucker.
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>>33940572
I vaguely remember that one, don't have it
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>>33940572
I don't remember that one but I do know this one exists which just emphasizes my hatred for yotes!
https://youtu.be/MocKEor1BM8
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>>33940548
>mfw people say we need to stop the Seal hunt because MUH POOR CUTE BABBY WATER DOGGOS
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>>33939268
you're a fucking retard. Geese are easily tamed and very friendly. And if you kill their mate they will search for what they lost until death, never taking another. They're a fairly well-developed species. I had several as pets when I was very young, and it salts me when I see this bullshit.

>hurr durr they're loud and annoying

Only during certain limited hours of the day. You don't see me shooting my neighbor who mows his lawn at 8 AM, do you? The root cause of this problem is YOU, because you're an unskilled poorfag who can't land a halfway decent job.

You're a terrible person. Kill something that is an actual pest. Or better yet kill yourself, for writing this fake garbage.
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>>33940608
That's so ridiculously gorey it's almost comical

That penguin looks like a russian stacking doll full of strawberry jam
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>>33938496
The lap dog you fool. A pit is a nice dog if ot doesn't have a shit owner. All those cunty little lap dogs that bark and bite just seem cute because they're little but they're shit dogs raised by shit people and would be a menace if they were half the size of a pit.
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>>33940092
>coyotes befriend family dog then lure it out to the woods to murder it
Jesus, I had no idea they were this smart
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When I was worried a fox got my cat because she hadn't shown up I was thinking I'd go out and kill them. And have it harder to fap to foxgirls.

Thankfully my cat was fine. Still, people are far too inclined to some squeaky clean disney feeling for nature. It's fucking nasty and brutal.

Don't give a shit if people kill foxes though I know they are garbage. I just love me fox girls.

>>33937845

If it was something other than a hog I might worry but feral hogs are orcs on four feet and thankfully too stupid to actually use choppas. So good riddance to bad rubbish.

Especially with those bitch fuckers literally digging the dog up to eat her.

>>33940436

When the time comes for my cat to go I am going to do my hardest to see if they can just come to my house to put her down. I hear some vets'll do that, I don't want her being traumatized (Spoiled brat screams and yowls when I have to take her in the car) in that last moment.

Need to go hug her.

>>33940075

Sorry buddy. You gave him a good life and lot of love.
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>>33939268
Someone cap this pls im on mobile
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>>33940668
>feral hogs are orcs on four feet and thankfully too stupid to actually use choppas
>post your yfw you'll get to remove actual Pig-Orcs in your lifetime

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/2017/01/human-pig-hybrid-embryo-chimera-organs-health-science/
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>>33940631
Geese meat is fucking delicious
I eat your pets as often as I can
Also I doubt the anon has a bad paying job if he lives out in rural areas near a lake of all places
Could just be a shitty job that pays well,like waste management.
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>>33940670
there you go
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>>33940548

I always liked the description I read for the film Antichrist (dafoe gets his balls crushed, a fox says Chaos reigns).

>Another basic idea came from a documentary Trier saw about the original forests of Europe. In the documentary the forests were portrayed as a place of great pain and suffering as the different species tried to kill and eat each other. Trier was fascinated by the contrast between this and the view of nature as a romantic and peaceful place. Trier said: "At the same time that we hang it on our walls over the fireplace or whatever, it represents pure Hell.

Obviously we want nature to exist, there is a beauty to it and all that but christ it is a place of unbelievable pain, brutality and ruthlessness. Rape, murder, cannibalism.


It also occurs to me that a pretty wicked idea for a story (not anthro furry but animals speaking/thinking like humans) would be the kind of racial war of good dogs versus evil yotes/coyotes. The whole business of dogs being the civilized, honorable, made compassionate to other species (Humans, sheep, some cats, ect) to the self-serving wolfs and miserable, mangy yote fucks. Loyalist pupper marines and chaos wolfs/yotes.
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>>33940731
Thank you sir, you're a gentleman and a scholar.
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>>33940749
>It also occurs to me that a pretty wicked idea for a story (not anthro furry but animals speaking/thinking like humans) would be the kind of racial war of good dogs versus evil yotes/coyotes. The whole business of dogs being the civilized, honorable, made compassionate to other species (Humans, sheep, some cats, ect) to the self-serving wolfs and miserable, mangy yote fucks. Loyalist pupper marines and chaos wolfs/yotes.
Have you read Garth Ennis' Rover Red Charlie? I think you'd enjoy it. Warning: Serious Dog Feels, if you can't handle that sort of thing
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>>33940776

That might be one of the comics I was thinking of. Does it have dog ghosts? Then again there's been a few of those kinds of stories. Another I remember is a dog, a cat and a rabbit in power armor. I think that's what you are referring to since Ennis usually has the real gory stuff? If so that was really good.
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>>33937845
You did the right thing to kill them all. But the torturing probably wasn’t very good for your soul, anon.
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>>33940791
>Another I remember is a dog, a cat and a rabbit in power armor
That's We3, it's also full of feels. Rover Red Charlie is a different comic. Think "Crossed" only from a Dog's perspective. I suppose it's pretty edgy, but it's worth reading if you're into these sorts of stories.
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>>33940798
>the torturing probably wasn’t very good for your soul, anon.
What did he mean by this?
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>>33937608
It has more to do with the fact that I have a small dick and women don't like me. I have to feel macho somehow ;-;

L-look how big my t-truck is ladies... I k-killed an innocent deer I'm not even going to eat with a hand cannon from 500 feet away! Look what a man I am!
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>>33940829
> hand cannon from 500 feet away!

>166 yard shot with a pistol
fairly impressive to be honest
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>>33937825

I'm sorry for your loss. You should get some hounds and dress up as Bigfoot and scare the piss out of that mountain lion.
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>>33938355
t. Muhammad
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>>33940827
Meaning he may be haunted by the images of pain he inflicted on the hogs.
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>>33940776
Plague Dogs is another good one. Would also recommend Watership Down but I'll assume you've read/watched it already.
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>>33938355
Don't you have some babies clits to cut off or some 6 year olds to marry?
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>>33940938
>Plague Dogs is another good one
I remember reading that book about 20 years ago, I've never seen the animated version. Thanks for the reminder, I'll check that out
>Watership Down
Watched, but not read. Surreal as fuck as I recall, and it's supposed to be a children story. Fucking britbongs, man.
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>>33938427
Terrifyingly arousing.
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>>33937845
ill take shit that never happened for 500
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>>33939586

>browse other boards for a few months break from /k/
>come back and read shit like this

Damnit familia. Lock this shit down.
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>>33939926
>Can't do that in yuroop
My father did it for a living. It's called pest control. Pretty common....
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>be me 13
>Summers out beautiful day, my two dogs are running about out side
>Be inna woods colorado mtn town
>Have invisible fence to keep them around
>I'm playing quake, having a good time
>Look out the window to keep eye on dogs
>See doofus laying down
>It doesn't look right
>His head Is pointing down hill
>Go check on him
>He's not moving
>Call other dog
>She doesn't come
>Tell dad, he knows what to do
>Never seen him run until this day
>Goes out and brings doofus in
>Get your machete were going looking for niki
>He grabs his rifle we look for two days over 4 mountains
>Find her flee collar
>MFW the mountain lion was big enough to carry a full lab
>MFW I was gonna kill it with a fucking machete
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>>33938447
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>>33941132
>mfw Joe Rogan wasn't fucking kidding
Jesus man, I'm sorry to hear that. That's completely fucked
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>>33941153
I don't wanna say I wouldn't but.....
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>>33941158
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>>33939610
That's one shitty dog
Almost gets its dick ripped off
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>>33939599
Wtf happens to him? Killed lots of coyotes
> Be me, living on property
> Have chickens in a coop, pretty locked down with buried chicken wire etc.
> Have a cat too, little warrior who evades the coyotes, built a couple hidy holes for him around the property.
> One day I come outside and the chicken coop is a mess
> From a distance I can see feathers and blood and part of the roof collapsed
> Coyotes massacred all the chickens
> Didn't even eat most of them
> Look at cameras
> 15 coyotes get on roof/overhang and collapses into the coop
> I order a solid wood coop, no more fucking around
> Go outside armed, don't see coyotes much.
> Cat doesn't come home
> Find his little paws close to reloading shed
> Fucking game on assholes
> Buy PVS 14, guille suit, pig carcass, and 10 lbs of tannerite, gallons of antifreeze, snares, a backhoe and four-wheeler.
> Set out a pig carcass, fill with 8lbs of tannerite in the chest cavity
> Cover the area in grease and dear piss and blood
> Wait at night with PVS guille suit and ar10 with horandy red tips
> 8 coyotes show up and look suspicious of carcass, then one eats and the rest wait a bit and follow
> fire through the neck of one coyote to shoot the tannerite
> Immediate puff of dust and pig bacon
> No Trace of coyotes
More to hunt though
Cont
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>>33941519
> Live very far from neighbors, but tell both of them what happened and explain I'm putting out traps for a few weeks so they need to keep thier shitty animals indoors.
> Coward no spine writer neighbor cringes and flops around but agrees after I show him pics of chicken coop
> Other neighbor asks me if I can collect bounty on the coyotes
> Lay out dog food containers filled with antifreeze in the acres around the hills and land around my house
> Lay out snares and other traps I bought on the internet around game trails and brush.
> Wound coyote during day, trace him back to a den, I bring backhoe and bury them alive.
> Find several more dens on neighbors land, fill them up
> Use cool new four-wheeler but it's useless for this, just a fun toy now
> Kill several more coyotes with the traps, but mostly small animals.
> Whatever
No coyotes for a couple years now
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>>33938480

My miniature beagle can fit on my lap and I would literally fucking skin someone alive and bathe them in a salt if they so much as hurt her.

I swear to god m8s
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>>33940731
How much did this cost
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>>33941599
Dog owners are violent psychotics who project human characteristics onto animate objects. News at 11.
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>>33941599
Avoid hoodrat Russians in gas stations.
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>>33941636
you don't understand if you've never had a good dog. they're like family, like your own children. ask a man what they would honestly do to someone that murdered their child.
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>>33942050
>they're like family, like your own children
Stop this. They are not and they're nothing even close. They're animals, and you NEED to stop projecting your feelings onto them.
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>>33942098
see I told you, you can't understand if you've never formed that special bond with a damn good dog. stop with the self righteous act, you really aren't contributing anything here.
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>>33942128
>can't present any kind of reasoned arguments
>muh feelings
>pretends he isn't the one shitposting
Not just animals you project on, then.
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>>33939268
remove honk with extreme prejudice.

this is the lake/pond (~12 acres) on my land where these fuckers honk honk honk all day, all night.
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>>33942050
>>33942050
>ask a man what they would honestly do to someone that murdered their child
Most people would talk the big talk but then let the cops take care of it.
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>>33940436
fug
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ITT:
>I live in rural nature, but the nature annoys me so I maim and kill it, I don't even eat the meat or utilize the pelts
We've lost our way.
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>>33941573
>>33941573
Caught in the fence running away from his brother who got shot. Fucked up the fence pretty good until I finally got to him I put a nine in his head. That's what happens when you catch them just right.
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>>33943054
who's we?

i just know that even at my worst i still don't drink mouth wash and rubbing alcohol
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>>33940670
that's no excuse
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>>33937845
jfc
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>>33937845
You should have recorded it
Would have made for some good footage
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>>33940631

>This terrifying, brutal force of nature can be tamed and possibly even controlled

Tell me more...
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>>33937608

>Did you ever go out huntin' because you wanted revenge for one of your pets being killed?

Why are they letting deer into the ATF now?
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>>33939926
Canadians too. There is a wolf bounty and you can get compensation if you lose livestock to wolfs or coyotes.
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>>33940827
You will find out as you get older
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>>33943121
OH SHIT!>>33943054 FUCKING WOUNDED KNEE ALL OVER AGAIN
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>>33937657
20 years ago it would have been considered justified and cops would have wrote the pits owner a ticket, in my part of town.
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>>33941456
Geese chase and scare all sorts of animals. I know there's that video out there of a single one chasing a male gorilla away.
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>>33943430
>wolf bounty
Where? I've heard of coyote bounties, and wild boar bounties are common as well, but I thought wolves were protected or something.
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>>33940593
>>33940572
What amuses me is when people get upset when their nice family dog mauls a squirrel or neighborhood cat or whatever to death. It's like they forget that dogs are fucking carnivores who evolved to kill things to survive, because there are no Kibbles n' Bits in nature.
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>>33940645
lost
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>>33940436
>emotional bonding from emotionless predatory mammals

no. he gained so much free shit from this, he used you and lived the easy life. don't fall for the indoor cat tricks, make them go outside and work for it
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>>33940120
Weak T-zone senpai
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>>33944370
Good shot mine came in from the left ear hole and came out right there where you see it. Where were you aiming on yours.
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>>33943054
>indians logged and burnt the fuck out of forests
>slaughtered any animal they could catch
>enslaved, murdered, raped, and pillaged other tribes
>but they were just too stupid to ever do anything worthwhile beyond stacking some rocks or dirt and play white guilt for all it is worth
i bet you buy into that whole NDAP bullshit too
spoiler: those red niggers are just pissed they lost out on money after they declined a very lucrative offer (my tribe actually played a big part in those retards being put in the wasteland they deserve so fuck them again on that count, if you're on the plains you couldn't hack anything else)
worse yet those faggots justified PVC as a valid building material because they so continually scrapped the metals out of their own government subsidized structures that something had to do be done about it.

and this is coming from a red man who could qualify for bennies and live on the res but chooses not to because i know full well how those niggers live and view the world. i have family there and want no part of it.

andrew jackson is a hero, save our 20 dollar bills from revisionist bullshit.

>>33943121
the first people i think of when i hear 'drinking mouthwash' are enlisted.
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>>33944370
clearly not texan either.
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>>33944677
Between the eyes, as cliche as it sounds.
>>33944814
I'd sure hope not.
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>>33937608
Have had multiple cats die to snake bites. Seldom does a snake escape my vengeful wrath.
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>>33944814
Because of the headshot or animal/snow?
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>>33939736
The hell kind of optic is that? Does it have a 4 moa dot to match your 4 moa rifle that cost 2k?
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>>33939268
>Do i really wanna get reported for poaching with an ied?

Fuck geese, I love burying those maple niggers
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>>33945332
> can't identify a thermal sight, still claims to know... anything and still talks shit.
Please keep going this is great
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>all the pit hate ITT
I get basketball and burrito americans fucked it up for you but shit people make their pets shit by proxy.
if you gave a corgi to a nigger he could probably make it fucking maul you in 2 months with it.
storytime.
>be at buddies house, middle of the night, shooting the shit
>hear dog screams from outside
>fuckfuckfuck
>didn't bring a rifle but he's got me covered
>throws me a fucking garand and gets himself one, brings like 30 clips in total
>says he bought them when they were cheap from the CMP
>anyway
>run outside, his great dane is being mauled by coyotes
>he runs to his dog, I put a round into the air to make the coyotes fuck off
>dane is close to fucked
>load his big ass in the truck, he hops in back to be with dog
>get to vet
>they can save him but he's fucked up bad, tissue damage and broken bones and shit
>buddy just throws money at the problem since loldadceo and they say dog's gonna have to stay there for a few days
>fuck, fine
>go back to his place
>get in one of those rzr things
>floodlights on, he's knee driving with a shouldered garand and I'm doing roughly the same from shotgun side
>kill like 12 coyotes in our driveby
>nuke the little faggots with based 30-06
>drive back to house
>clean and put up rifles and I leave the next morning
>like a week and a half later dog is fine, lives to this day
>fuck coyotes
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>>33945466
>30 clips
I fucking meant 3 plus the ones in the rifles.
I need to learn to read.
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>>33939268
>bird niggers
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>>33939926
Yeah but the rates haven't been raised in decades so now it doesn't even cover ammo, and in some cases it's cheaper to not bother unless you kill hundreds.
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>>33945466
>it's not the pit's fault
>it's not the breed's proclivity for violence, aggression, and a short temper with the build to back it up
>it's all the owner's fault because even if you raise it right it totally doesn't still have the genetic predisposition towards impulsiveness and murder
how big is your nose exactly? i'm not sure whether you belong in a ghetto, an oven, or a trailer park.

a corgi is physiologically only so capable of inflicting harm and even if beaten constantly probably isn't going to stalk the block looking for victims.
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>>33945615
It's like hi-points.
Pit bulls are THE dogs for ghettodwellers to have, therefore they tend to have them.

Pit bulls, having the association with the fuckery that is the ghetto community, tend to have the stigma of being "that evil dog"

Let me tell you, as someone who has done both feeding the homeless in a ghetto and dog rescue work, pit bulls are fine, and any fucking dog (even chihuahuas) are vicious nasty little creatures when the owner is what they tend to be in the ghetto.

Same thing as people.
If you raise someone right there's a damn good chance that, college idiocy aside, they have an okay shot at being fine.
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>>33945466
No, pits are shit. They are terriers and, by nature, are inclined to murder the shit out of anything smaller than it. This works when they aren't much larger then a cat and have been purpose breed for hunting small game for hundreds of years, but this does not work when they are breed to be as large and violent as possible, defects be damned.
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>>33945734
>inclined to murder the shit out of anything smaller than it
>I had no less than five pit mixes of varying percentages (as much as 75% and as little as 50%) go through my house
>had two cats
>the only dogs to cause trouble with them were labs and Saint Bernards
>the pit mixes would regularly wind up napping next to the cats, and the cats gladly curled up next to them

Nope.
Wrong.
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>>33945744
As a generalization, it is true. Your experiences may differ but this is just how it is.
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>>33937657
>be white
>have 2 pitts
>dogs are routinely pussies
>dogs get along with new kittens

God its good to be white and not have your life based on the idea that everything needs to be an alpha male contest
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>>33945769
See, the problem is that that's just MY fosters.

If I expanded it to include other dogs I've known via foster networks and worked with, it'd be well into the double digits and the trend just continues.

And labs? They continue to be the fucking stupidest pieces of shit ever bred into being by man kind.
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>>33937608
Went out and shot 12 coyotes to make up for them killing my favorite cat ever.
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>>33945702
>Same thing as people.
>If you raise someone right there's a damn good chance that, college idiocy aside, they have an okay shot at being fine.
Not entirely. Nurture goes a long way, but people cannot escape their genetics. Those with genes for heightened aggression, heightened time preference, increased emotional response, reduced intelligence, etc. are always going to be shittier than those without.

Just as we can generalize traits among dog breeds (aggression, intelligence, obedience, physical performance, etc.), we can generalize traits among human populations.
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>>33945702
hi-points are not animate objects that go off at their own whim.
pits are excessively aggressive and territorial by nature, most importantly they have a physiology capable of taking advantage of this predisposition and they are cheap, thus trash prefer them.
german shepherds are almost as bad temperamentally, and huge to boot, but the owners tend to not be complete filth or tend to be well enough off to have something to lose and understand that it is a weapon on their leash.
that doesn't exempt either breed from being regarded as aggressive by nature.

as with dogs as with people, even when you raise a lower breed in a good home, there is still a much higher chance of them lashing out with less provocation than a higher breed and a lower chance of them achieving as highly.
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>>33945857
>my face when I own a great pyr
>they don't bite unless quite literally attacked but will bark up storm and snarl and they make German Shepards look small

Weird kind of feel watching delivery guys get scared but knowing they are actually giant bitches.
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>>33945856
>>33945857
I guess I chose to argue with /pol/ and got what I deserved.

Idiocy, rehashed and served up a second time.

I can not provide scientific evidence to the contrary however you have provided none either.

And with that said, anecdotal evidence is better than none.
It's the same with crime rates and people of African heritage.
How many old African American dudes who live in regular houses and work regular jobs do you see robbing people?
It's the gang members in the ghettos doing the robbing and shooting and raping.

It's the place, not the person.
I have seen black dudes who got raised by white families and found out their biological family was all in prison.
They still turned out right.
Why?
Because of how they were raised.
Genetics solely dictates physical traits.
The closest it gets to what you want is hormones, something that can be heavily effected by ones diet.
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>>33945886
LOL retard anon thinks old people are even capable of robbery.
Also those blacks grew up during the days when nuggery wasn't tolerated unlike today.
That is still instilled in them.
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>>33945916
>said adopted friend was the same age as me
>grew up in the 80's

Uhhhh...gangster culture kinda took root in the late 80's man.
>>33945870
>GWPs
Fuck yeah man, two of my three are half chocolate lab GWP, and they're all fucking pansies.
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>>33945936
Fuck yes they are, but they sound mean as fuck.

>dog starts barking at a sound outside
>"shut up Thor, you are a bitch and everyone knows it"
>looks at me sad and goes to lay down

Great dogs though. Always alert and great around kids and other small critters. They just hate anything bigger than em. And squirrels.
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I knew this family that lived in the hills of northern CA, that had two big fluffy dogs, idk the breed. Their names where jake and elwood. Anyways, jake got torn up by coyotes and died, and for the rest of Elwood's life he would periodically bring back a dead coyote or two the property. He had a blood feud over the death of his brother

Always thought that was gnar gnar
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I only go out huntin' to fuck female deer
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>>33940120
>side of the head

Eh, prefer back, but if it takes her down, it takes her down.
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>>33939736
Dunno know if you know this or not, but coyotes are still dogs. The nigger of the dog species, but dogs nevertheless.
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Head shooting deer is unethical as the margin of error is small, and some shots to the face of the deer can just leave a horrific wound and not be immediatly fatal

T. Hardcore deer hunter

The biggest buck I ever killed was running away from me when i shot him and i blew his jaw off. If I didn't hit him again he coulda been walking around like that for a week
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>>33937608
can someone post deerwife? It's so cute
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>>33937845
Not really any better than the hogs to behave the same way...

But fuck them, they're hogs, assholes of the animal kingdom. Let their corpses rot.
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>>33945886
there is years worth of valid scientific reading out there on both topics but i have no obligation to furnish you with it, sorry.
radical egalitarians just don't seem to grasp statistics and they deny them where they are presented. it's lovely to think all beings are equal and all but nothing could be further from the truth. even Lincoln couldn't be called an egalitarian by modern standards and not for any lack of reasoning or even being a 'product of his time,' he just wasn't stupid or blinded by ideology. the whole basis of western society is founded on inequality and inequity but equal representation before the law.
that said there are shitty, decent, good, and great people or pets of any upbringing but things tend to fall in ranges despite that.

pit owners being offended by objective truth never stops surprising me.
it really should though i honestly figure they are low class and/or low IQ democrats more often than not, simply unable to rationalize their choice of pet in a politically correct manner that doesn't highlight and force them to recognize their cognitive dissonance.
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>>33940749
watership down nuf said
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>>33945702

Uhuh.
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>>33945886
>How many old African American dudes who live in regular houses and work regular jobs do you see robbing people?
How many African American dudes in general do you see who live in regular houses and work regular jobs? Must be institutional racism that is keeping the black man down, right?

>Genetics solely dictates physical traits.
This is painfully ignorant of basic biology. You think the brain is not a product of your genes? That it's some magical organ not subject to the same rules every other body part follows?

You no doubt been instilled with the idea that if you dare to acknowledge behavioral and intelligence differences between human populations (not necessarily races, which are a very crude way of categorizing people), you must be a racist and therefore want to lynch the nearest nigger. This is not the case at all. It is a matter of intellectual integrity to investigate areas of scientific interest, regardless of any massive and pervasive political and social pressures that accompany it. When someone says "in aggregate, Sub-Saharan Africans score significantly lower in IQ tests than Chinese", this does not mean that the African you happen to be standing beside is a drooling ape suited only for picking cotton. All that tells you is that there are fewer Africans with >100 IQs than there are Chinese, and thus the likelihood of him having a lower IQ than a typical Chinese is higher. He may very well be a genius; the point is that you won't know until you get to know him. Knowing generalized facts about populations does not inform you about the specifics of a single individual in that population. You can acknowledge these facts without being a bigot.
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>>33937608
the tales of my red neck inbread neighbor
> be 22 at home for college break
> hear load yelling on back porch
> completely undecipherable marble jaw screams
> only words to be understood is dog, fuck, and chicken
>somehow make out claims of my two dogs killing his chicken
>wants fucking 50 dollars for it
>nope.mp4
>screams about "shovelin my young ass"
>throws chicken on ground only for chicken to stand up like the second coming of poultry jesus
>tell him to fuck off to his cousin fuckin bungalow
>cucks neighbor with same chicken to pay him 50$
part1 contd.
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>>33944773
Huron? Wyandot?
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>>33946243
contd.
>havnt heard from inbred for awhile
>all peaceful cant even hear his usual fuck this fuck that mumbling across the creak
>that night find my favorite cat is sick and vomiting everywhere
>seenthisbefore.jpeg
>fucker fed him radiator fluid
>also noticed one dog had pellet in her chest
>fuckery.exe starts up in head
>havnt taken the cetme out for awhile and have plane to go hunting a rather formidable foe
>the wild engine block since inbred is so proud of junk yard truck
>sneak over at night since his coon dog barks at all times of the night at nothing and >load engine bay with tannerite jugs
>wait till about 3 am when fucker revs it up with a cold engine
>went into far field to make sure he doesnt suspect us because he is to fucking stupid to put 2 and 2 together and will think the creek niggers did it
>door opens he looks so proud to be wakign everyone up with his gucci shopped exhaust
>click, bang, boom, and engine bay blows apart
>inbred cries for three days over truck
now some background on inbreds. whole family pedals pills and heroine out of creek valley. local police hates the fuckers and ignores all the calls they make. i talked to sheriff a few days later brings up they called said some one shot there truck with a rpg whole department laughed their asses off for a solid hour
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>>33942098
>>33941636

Holy shit, this is REALLY autistic.
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>>33942159

>Implying it even needs a fucking argument

Christ, you're pathetic.
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>>33942159
>>33942098
>>33941636
>being retarded AND autistic

I truly pity you.
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>>33946283
further west yet. they kicked them around plenty though.
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>>33937845

I'm going to show this to /an/. This is metal as fuck.
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>>33937845
That reminds me. Anyone recall anon who asked a while back about humane ways to put down farm animals, and when asked what he would do, he answered that he'd get stoned out of his mind, then rap to the animals as he bashed their brains in with a hammer over the course of an hour?
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>>33938474
Oh fuck off /an/
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>>33946015
It was an angled shot behind the left ear but yeah I should have waited a little bit longer.
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>>33946788
Yeah. Was a few months back.
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>>33940608
>mfw i went to the zoo on thursday and found out sea lions have cute widdle tails!!
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>>33937845
sane people only do shit like that if they want to make a point to other people. in your case it was a wasted effort and a sign of mental illness also.
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>>33940649
>A pit is a nice dog if ot doesn't have a shit owner.
Pic related, 2016 statistics. It isn't just shitty owners. I can tell you right now there are a fuckton more shitty dog owners owning halfbreed muts with not a shred of pitbull in them, and they aren't going around killing their own owners. Pitbulls, by nature, are fucking vicious.
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>>33945466
Every single pitbull owner not matter the race turned out to be a fucking retard mongoliod it's like the dog breed attracts the worse kind of people also pits were bred for fighting so not a good combo

>Tldr fuck pits and their sub human owners
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>>33940829
Look everyone. An outsider. Hiss and stare till he goes.
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>>33937845
Is that you antman?

If not then what would the real antman have done?
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>>33937608
>Did you ever go out huntin' because you wanted revenge for one of your pets being killed?
Lol, that's so like me too...

Even yesterday went outside in the middle of the night to get a whiff of fresh air and take a piss, only to find some shit trying to get inside my pets cage...

grabbed an iron bar and smashed it's spinal cord until it screamed crawling away in agony only with the front paws still working.

Took my piss and went to bed with a cozy warm heart.
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>>33946192
Underrated post
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>>33945413
I did not recognize it as a thermal sight, correct. But now I know two things! What a thermal sight looks like and what people are willing to pay for a bad rifle if they're told by enough people that it's cool
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>>33937608
>tfw you realize this deer is more appreciative than any modern woman
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>>33944773
Damn, I like you. You can stay.

>You need to found your own tribe.
>Make a bunch of /k/ommandos members.
>Get a res.

/K/hief of the Murdercube Tribe
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>>33937608
My neighbor shot my iguana so I hunted his doggo.
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>>33941340
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>>33941946
Unexpected kek
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>>33947370
labradors are 3 times more likely to attack your kids tho. it's just pits are more dangerous when they actually attack.
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>>33945413
I'm assuming you had a bad experience with one?
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>>33939538
John Wic/k/?
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>>33948349
/\this question was meant for this.>>33947715
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>>33948314
Is that statistic adjusted for population size? Labs are like the number one dog so obviously there would be more attacks. Also there is a difference between a bite and an attack.
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>>33948453
Mostly just didn't like the accuracy problem. I couldn't bring myself to spend so much on a rifle with such poor accuracy that also didn't do anything else better. AUGs are far superior while being like 100 dollars less
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>>33941157
As a jre fan, this is Fucking gold
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>>33940731
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>>33949720
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>>33946146
>like hi points, pit bulls are THE dog for ghettodwellers

And most crimes are committed with hi points.
Your point is?
>>33946192
My point is that it is the culture producing said people, not genetics.

People raised correctly DO prosper, as evidenced by a good chunk of elderly African Americans who made something of themselves.
The brain and hormones ARE a product of genetics, I believe I acknowledged this earlier, however personality is most heavily influenced by how someone was raised.

And I do understand that sub Saharans tend to have lower IQs but I'd like to point out that due to how things have gone, how many schools have even remotely functioned in that area of the world?
Can you count them on one hand?
Probably.

Same for ghettos, however that is as a self fulfilling shitfest that resulted from an unfortunate victim mentality propagation in the 70's/80's.
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>>33947957
Fuck I love that pic
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>>33948792
OK!
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>>33945734
I have 3 Airedales and they're chill as hell. Do everything I command.
>Never need to be on a lead.
Before these 3 had a pitbull and one airedale. Also both super chill and mindful, although the pitbull did require a bit more exercise.
>Never had a problem with any dog attacking or killing anything.
You're just a sad person who doesnt know any thing about training pets.
So fuck off you sorry faggot.
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>>33941153
>>33941340
>>33947957
This is not weapon related
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>>33950437
It is VERY weapon related.
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>>33946788

lmao the bap rap he called it
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>>33949769
>People raised correctly DO prosper, as evidenced by a good chunk of elderly African Americans who made something of themselves.
Of course, a typical black man will have a much better chance of becoming a decently-behaved person if he's raised in a stable family and not by a single mother in the hood. This is also the case for whites, asians, men, women, and every other grouping of people you want to make. However, we must not ignore that blacks also contributed disproportionately to crime statistics back then as well, beyond the rates of other races in the same socio-economic class. This is a consistent phenomenon across multiple generations, so it's worth noting.

As such, while this doesn't mean we ought to fire up the gas chambers or get them cruise tickets to Africa, it does suggest that different populations react favorably to different social pressures and methods of upbringing. What may work for raising hardworking Japanese children may not work as well for black American children, or Syrian children, or whoever else. Africans, for example, appear to do well in hierarchical social structures featuring tight-knit families, particularly in strongly religious communities. Secular urban environments in Africa seem to result in significantly more crime and corruption than, say, their Scandinavian counterparts. This may explain why black crime rates in America appear to be correlated with familial illegitimacy (as both had a steep increase since the 60s), while white crime rates are not as strongly correlated.

cont.
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>>33949769
>>33950892

I think we agree that culture and upbringing are the variables that we can actually work with, because we do not yet have the capacity to precisely identify, let alone change, genes or sets of genes that result in undesirable predispositions. My point was that understanding the genetic behavioral differences between human populations would allow us to fine-tune culture and education in a way that achieves maximum results, rather than painting everyone with the same broad brush and expecting one single culture, societal organization, and education method to work for every group on Earth.

>how many schools have even remotely functioned in that area of the world
The point of IQ testing is to test abstract reasoning ability, not factual knowledge learned in school. You do not need to go to school to fold up geometric shapes in your head.
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>>33950332
When I just learning how to walk, my parents had a giant Airedale (they said he was about 70+ pounds).

Utterly devoted to me and very protective, let me pull myself up holding his jowls when I was learning how to walk, and loved to eat avocados by peeling the skin off first and ignoring the pit.

Only have fragments of memories though, but I know I felt protected when he was around.
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>>33940631

>And if you kill their mate they will search for what they lost until death

Which may not be long, depending on how much tannerite anon has left.
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>>33949769
>My point is that it is the culture producing said people, not genetics.
modern psychology has determined that genes are responsible for 40-50% of intelligence in humans
Why don't you think the same couldn't be said of temperament in other animals?
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>>33938427

>Diamond
>Twitching
>Barely contained dick
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>>33939268

I wish someone would recreate this in a movie in slowmo with this playing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLV4_xaYynY
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>>33940631
>Geese are easily tamed and very friendly.
Fuck you lying shit. Geese are violent ill tempered vermin.
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>>33947957
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>>33940649
I guarantee you and would put money down that it's because of shitty owners. People tend to forget that a lap dog is going to have the same psychology as the pit bull, so it must be trained and disciplined. Raise it like it's an actual dog, and it'll be fine.
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>>33944773
>andrew jackson is a hero, save our 20 dollar bills from revisionist bullshit.
You realize he fucking hated banks, right?
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>>33940608
Holy shit. That image is brutal
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>>33941340
This has been posted before, and I need to know where the rest of it is. It's for science, of course
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>>33939268
As a goose hating canadian I want to say bless you, bless you, you magnificent bastard.

Reading that made my fucking week.
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>>33955179

https://e621.net/post/show/763225

https://e621.net/post?tags=statik

The artist is hit or miss. Mostly miss. When he gets it right though.
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>>33940075
>>33940436
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>>33941092
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>>33943153
I kinda want to know how you did that.
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>>33937845
>>33940075
>>33937825
Pure LARP lmao

>>33937657
Believable

>>33939268
Probably fake but actually pretty funny.
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I live in a highrise apartment.

a Neigbor who did me HORIBLE wrong lives below me.

I drop food out of my window all of the time to promote bugs, You know Your enemy cant go forever without opening a window.
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>>33940650
Coyotes actually do try to lure dogs.

https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=f40_1342118984

Doubtful of the firefight though. Coyotes scare easy and don't mess with humans.
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>>33955693
What did they do?
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>>33955776
It can't be that bad because he didn't earn the whole word "horrible".
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>>33955699
They have a similar pack mentality to wolves. They will only fuck with you if they heavily out number you, ive had a group of 7 or so stalk me when i was durr hunting with my uncle near the Tennessee/Ga border, never did really come within 50 feet of me. Just watched from a distance.
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>>33937608
I may or may not have poached 3 coyotes with my AR after my kitty got eaten.
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>>33940513
What difference does it make? Animals in the wild generally kill their prey as efficiently as their biology allows.

That anon had literally no excuse for torturing those hogs other than to satiate his own sadistic fantasies.
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>>33940593
>I HATE THESE FUCKERS THEY FEED THEMSELVES AND SHIT
kys
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>>33937608
I can't recall going hunting after the bodies of my cat, lab, and mutt pup were found with their throats ripped out, no.

I do recall Dad telling me that he didn't see any reason why my gun was dirty after having already cleaned it when I came back from a range trip and hadn't gone back out shooting, to his knowledge.
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I feel like there is a /k/ greentext to go with this

https://www.yahoo.com/news/10-000-reward-offered-yellowstone-white-wolf-shooter-204205922.html
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>>33956007
they are smart enough to realize when your more dangerous though. A pack of them was stalking me and my doggo in the brush in Texas. I lured one in by moving slower while keeping my headlamp at the lowest power. shined him with my forend light and managed to hit him broadside with my 870.

only peppered him but his yelping kinda made the others increase their berth of me. Might have been a runt sent out to test if i was weak enough to attack but who knows

also they will avoid light like the plague if humans are around. Guess they have been around us long enough to know better so a camp fire will keep them far enough away
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>>33956073
>yes to OP's question

there i shortened your answer
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>>33955299
He'd get infinitely better if he learned to colour them in a way that does not make everything look like they are made of rubber.
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>>33946243
So he lied about his chicken dying, and then tried the same thing on the other neighbor?
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>>33946284
Holy fuck, you mad man. Which state are you in, if ya don't mind me asking? Has the bastards ever hurt your pets anymore after that?
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>revenge for my pet

wut

just shot my neighbors car a couple of days ago, skinned it, gutted it, tenderized it and made cat fried rice out of it.
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Daily reminder, a /k/ommando is always justified when it comes to providing covering fire for their battle buddy.
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>>33956026
>Animals in the wild generally kill their prey as efficiently as their biology allows.
It's cute that you believe this. Animals in the wild VERY frequently eat their prey alive.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PcnH_TOqi3I
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>>33939268
Fucking IED'd a bunch of geese.
Mountain Summit kek
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>>33937608
Thought my neighbor shot my cat in the head with a bb gun. So I tore up his garden. After the fact I learned that it probably wasn't him.
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>>33955299
Thanks, Anon
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>>33939268
Move to the city if you cant handle nature you fucking pussy.
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>>33937608
Its neck is gonna hurt as fuck when it wakes up I've been there.
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>>33939268
Reminds me of the time me and a buddy got drunk at a park and fought a bunch of ducks when we tried to take their eggs.

>be 19
>drinking with buddy at local park
>getting drunk hungry.
>see ducks
>want to get their eggs to make duck omelet
>as I find best with eggs and start to reach over, hear quacking
>it's a bunch of feather dags
>one gets all up in my grill and bites at my calf
>punt, that daffy reject with my boot
>ohShitNiggaItsOn.exe
>suddenly me and buddy are fighting a horde
>feathers flying. Kids crying,soccer mom's threatening 911
>try to backhand one duck in its face
>nearly break hand on beak.
>after a while, ducks break contact and start to regroup
>realize it's time to go
>run back to friends grandmas house
>all she has for disinfectant is monkey blood iodine
>even in drunken state it hurts like a motherfucker but I'm not getting duck aids.

Best time at a duck pond/park ever.
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>>33958352
kill yourself.
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>>33958378
Fag, ducks are niggers.
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>>33958405
you're a nigger, you publicly drunk faggot.
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>>33958420
Drinking at a park is awesome. Fuck you teetotaler fags.
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>>33958431
here's hoping you get hit by a car and paralyzed, faggot.
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>>33937608
My sister just had to bring her kitten on a camping trip when we were kids. About a day in, it ran off and she found feral pigs eating it. She told no one, went back to camp and asked me to teach her how to shoot. A few hours later we heard gunshots from behind camp, noticed she was missing and ran off. She wounded one, then killed it by jamming sticks into its eyes and forcing a length of sheet steel down its throat.
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>>33939268
>Visiting grandma in her rural home
>Neighbours are crackheads that leave for days at a time without giving their animals food or water
>They roam the neighbourhood for it
>Decide to go over and leave food in the yard
>They have geese
>They're immediately aggressive
>Charge me flapping and biting
>Try to move around, but they start trying to hit me in the face
>Start kicking
>Pour out doog food and start to run back
>Look down and realise I've killed 3 of them
>Think I'll come back to clean up the evidence later
>Go back
>The dogs ignored the food I left
>Ate the geese
>Think all is well
>Walking past the house a couple of days later
>Driveway covered in blood
>Investigate and find chunks of geese scattered around
>The dogs, which had lived with the geese for years, slaughtered them all
>There's only 2 geese left
>They stay huddled in the dog house
>The 3 dogs just patiently wait outside, pacing and laying down directly in front
>By the time the neighbours returned, all the geese were dead and blood washed away
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>>33958461
hell hath no fury...
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>>33946287
>>33946291
>>33946372
>can't refute anything
>projects even harder
Not that I needed any more evidence that dog owners are unstable and entirely unreasonable, but here we are.
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>>33958439
If I'm drunk I'll just roll off the hood, get up, dust myself off and go have a celebratory drink. I'm not an alcoholic, I'm a drunk. Alcoholics go to faggy meetings.
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>>33937608
I have a burning desire to kill coyotes because they killed my grandpa's cat
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>>33958566
Shouldn't have been an outdoor cat then, faggot.
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>>33958461
Well, I hope you guys didn't let the meat go to waste there.
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>>33958605
Fuck off /an/
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>>33958636
Fuck you, /an/ our wafu.
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>>33958543
fuck, that's terrible
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>>33958636
No, he's right. People with outdoor cats are assholes. Owning an outdoor cat is worse than littering.
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>>33959986
He lived on a farm, m8
It was a barn cat but I still loved that motherfucker
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>>33960139
Barn cats are fine. Cats allowed outdoors should be done with the explicit understanding that they're going to eradicate everything smaller than them in the area. In the case of farms where this is the intent, that's fine.

But in suburban and non-farm rural settings, an outdoor cat is worse than littering. It's tantamount to indiscriminate poaching. You wouldn't lace a birdfeeder with poison, so you shouldn't let your cat outside either.
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>>33956864
Ok charlie
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>>33960183
It depends on the cat too.
I let my cat outside since he's a total pain in the ass if I don't but I know for a fact that all he does is do the chicken pose on the porch for half an hour, maybe eat a few blades of grass occasionally and then comes back inside.
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>>33946030
>not being able to track an animal after a non fatal shot.
>calls himself a hardcore hunter of anything.
Fucking kill yourself now.
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>>33938480
>taking the side of the nigger dog
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>>33938474
>t. Mouse Ratstein
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>>33939746
>Defenfding incredibly destructive invasive swine
whats up with all the green peace faggots today
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>>33946788
Is there a screencap of this
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>>33940631
Sure thing Mr. Goose
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>>33940631
>Geese are easily tamed and very friendly.
Canadian here.
You're full of shit.
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>>33958352
Do you live in fucking South Africa? tf is monkey blood iodine.
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>>33940650
Its fairly common actually, sadly.
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>>33960761
No from south Texas. It's iodine that's comes in a glass bottle and is reddish. We called it monkey blood. It burns really bad but kills germs.
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>>33946284
>creek niggers
tell me more
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>>33956864
Cool story chang.
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>>33956268

His faces all look like they have down's.
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>>33946030
He was running away from you, and you blew his jaw off? Did the bullet make a left turn or right turn and hit him in the jaw how can an animal running away from you be shot in the jaw? Unless he was running across the field and you took a pot shot at his head and you shot at him while he was crossing. That makes more sense if that's what you call a deer running away from you. Doing a shot at a deer that was running straight away from you, then you would have shot him in the back of the head which would have killed him outright.
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>>33959986
Chick that lives across from me has two outdoor nigger cats. One tried to eat my baby tortoise when I put it out to graze and sun, and the bitch smiled and goes "He's a hunter" when she saw me chase it off. Fuck outdoor cats, and fuck their owners
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>>33963459
Only fags get gay ass turtle. Too bad it didn't kill your pussy pet. Fag
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>>33963459
Fuck turtles and their snowflake owners
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>>33963459
i hate the owner more than the cat. smug cunt needs to be stomped.
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>>33963729
Seriously this. My Uber faggy cousin has turtles and I want to just bury a hatchet in both their chests. He cried (at age 27, last year) because it shrank back when he picked it up.
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>>33963668
>>33963729

She wasn't laughing anymore when I sent her this anonymously.

Plot twist: I comforted her sexually over the loss of her cat to a neighborhood "psycho".

She still doesn't know and keeps her other cat locked up inside now. So Turt Reynolds cat now graze in peace.
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>>33963796
>this for one of the most uninteresting living beings imaginable

Has anyone told you you're a sociopath
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>>33963835

That dead cat got me laid, what has a dead cat ever done for you?
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>>33946788
>>33947135
>>33950750
>>33960706
Best screencap I could find.
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>>33963796
Why did you put a sun dried tomato on that cat?
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Don't really hunt but I want too

I actually killed an animal before, sadly it required more than one shot, I misunderstood the area I was shooting at and first time shooting at an animal, it screamed in pain over and over, never been hunting again

Shot placement is key senpai
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>>33963853
>hurr hurr benis in bagina
So not only are you an actual psycho, you're also 15 years old?
Good going man.
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>>33963853
What's the matter Dennis, you aren't a five star man so you took out your anger on jack Bauer?
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>>33963857
giggling like a fucking schoolgirl over here my god
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>>33963905

Don't get the reference sorry. It seems like it would be funny.
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>>33939610
The weak must fear the strong.
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>>33963857
oh sweet jesus

I kinda want to send this to peta and cause a mass triggering
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>>33963914
You're a giant faggot.
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>>33963796
And yet another proof that people who keep reptiles as pets are total creeps
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>>33964070
They're just as creepy as their ugly and boring ass pets.
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>>33964070
>>33964124
Anybody with a pet of any sort is a creep. Pet owners are all mentally ill. I particularly hate it when they talk like babies to their animals, as if that would help a fucking cat understand English.
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>>33964148
At least with most conventional pets you can have some form of affectionate or educative interaction while reptiles just lay down, eat and shit.
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>>33964168
The most pragmatic pet is bees. They give you honey.
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>>33963459
Fuck these idiots >>33963729
>>33963668
Panzer lizards rule!
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>>33964603
Only cool turtle is the alligator snapping turtle.
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>>33963668
>>33963729
>>33963771

Wasn't my choice, my mom just dumped two of the fuckers on me. They were chill as fuck and I just had to put them out and watch them for like an hour in the morning sitting on my front porch. Didn't really feel attached beyond ownership of them, desu
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>>33946243
>>throws chicken on ground only for chicken to stand up like the second coming of poultry jesus
I'm fucking dying here, holy shit.
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