>See this gun? Looks pretty cool, right? WRONG, this gun KILLS

>>33936640
https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/ten-years-ago-mr-hands-got-fucked-to-death-by-a-horse-716
>See this Horse? Looks pretty cool, right? WRONG, this Horse KILLS people! some wierdo was fucked to death by a horse just like this one! Bet you don't think it's so cool now huh?

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>See this car? Looks pretty cool, right? WRONG, this car KILLS people! Some little kid was ran over by a car just like this one! Bet you don't think it's so cool now huh?

>>33936640
Where the fuck is the rear sight?

>>33936710
With the creator's brain

>>33936640
>See my ass? Looks pretty cool, right? WRONG, my ass KILLS people! I ripped one on the bus a week ago and everyone was screaming about how they were dying! Bet you don't think my ass is so cool now huh?

>>33936640
>this is Michael in GTA V

I mean, it's just a job, but still...

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>>33936640
>see this penis? Looks pretty cool, right? WRONG, this penis KILLS people! some little kid was shot by a penis just like this one! Bet you don't think it's so cool now huh?

>>33936746
I wish I lived in his Universe, where they sell destructive devices in Los Angeles Type City gun shops.

>>33936640
That just means it works right.

>>33936640
That means I can buy it for cheaper, right?

>>33936640
>that Marushin full retard Uzi in the background
they didn't even bother to collapse the stock

>>33936640
>goto fun store
>only 5 guns, a bunch of boxes that say "ammo", and a democrat behind the counter
>turn 360 and walk out

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Found OP's Ride

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>>33937340
>Implying OP can drive

>>33937075
>they didn't even bother to collapse the stock

"The, uh... shoulder thing... that goes, up?"

I really wonder what they think people would actually do in this situation. Like do they think all gun owners are totally ignorant of the fact that *gasp* guns can kill people!? We watch the news too, really, and while we may disagree we do observe the same facts. I think I'd just be really confused if somebody pulled this kind of shit on me.

>>33936640
I'll take 10

>>33936640
But not THIS gun, right? Because that's horseshit if you're selling a used gun as new.

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>>33936660
>that article
Holy shit, I can't belive people actively try to defend horsefucking so hard

I wish that horse would have killed all of them.

>>33936640
What's this from? I need to stoke my hatred for liberals.

>>33936677
'67 Shelby is better

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>>33937654
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nAfWfF4TjM

>Go to store to buy first gun
>Guy behind the counter starts harassing me about people it killed
>Wtf who is this psycho
>/k/ was totally right about LGS employees being retards
>take my money to Bud's instead

>>33936640
cool. do you have data on the cavitations produced in living flesh by the round? I would sure like to size up the weapon's effectiveness.

>>33937669
HAHAHA Commmets are disabled..... imagine my shock

>>33936640
>that haphazardly semi unfolded uzi stock in the background
Disgusting

>>33937669
>go to store to buy first gun
>michael from GTA5 is talking about how horrible guns are
>not 30 minutes ago he was teaching my son to shoot cops and steal cars to run over people minding their own business

derp

>>33937669
Aren't most of the guns on the wall illegal in NYC?

>>33936859
>this penis KILLS people
And, of course, Florida Man is at it again:

https://milo.yiannopoulos.net/2017/05/man-show-penis-court/

If it means it's heavily discounted then I don't give a fuck.

>>33937661
In all the history of being wrong, nobody has ever been as wrong as you are now.

>>33936640
Woah, like with intestines and stuff?

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>>33936677
its because its a mustang isn't it

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>>33937669
>Liberals honestly think people wouldn't buy the Sandy Hook gun for the price of a normal AR in a heartbeat
Nigga, that shit would go for tens of thousands at any auction

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>>33938577
>See this doctor? Looks pretty cool, right? WRONG, this doctor KILLS people! Some little kid died of cancer with a doctor just like this one! Bet you don't think it's so cool now huh?

>>33936640
>not shooting ammo brand ammo

>>33941020
>Joey made it into meme status
What a time to be alive

>>33936660
That video is funny as fuck.

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>>33936640

>tfw no Ammo brand Ammo to shoot out of my AR-15 brand AR-15

>>33937669
>no comments
>no like/dislike bar
Interesting. I wonder (((who))) was behind this.

>>33936963
The Ammunation clerk is pretty based.

>>33937760
Yep. But Bloomberg "pardoned" them for use.

Go back and look at the bore size on the ".22 revolver"

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>>33936640
excuse me, sir, can I'd like to buy: 50 boxes of your ammo brand ammo, American flag, and the last pair of ear pros.

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>>33936660
Really neat stuff.

>>33936640
That just makes it more cool

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>>33941130
Oh god, she's spreading

>>33936710
A lot of flattop AR's get sold sans rear sight.

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>>33941174

>>33936640
Didn't he do the voice for the main character in GTA5?

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>>33941264
Her smugness has surpassed even that of anime girl reaction pictures

>>33936640
So what you're saying is that it works as intended?

>>33936640
Isn't that the guy from the new GTA?

>>33942129
>new gta
its been almost 5 years

>>33937626
Horsefucking is a perfectly fine hobby no bully

>>33942421
jesus fucking christ time flies

I hope they don't fuck up GTA6 with their online bullshit[spoiler]they will[/spoiler]

>>33936710
It was murdered. BY GUNS.

>>33936640

I think it's even cooler now. I'd totally buy a gun that ended some one life.

>>33936726
Assad pls go.

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>>33941830
She's so much better than than skank they use for the commercials. I love it. But that's probably because I'm a degenerate who spends too much time on 4chan.

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>>33936640
>>33936677
pfft. amateurs. i kill more than double the two of you put together every year

>>33936640
Funny how this faggot made a bunch of money off voice acting in a video game that is based on violence, yet takes a job that abhors it and even shits on constitutional rights.

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lol i kill more americans than all other methods combined

but i dont see you protesting five guys

>>33941130
>>33941174
>>33941264
>>33941830
>>33943419
I didn't know I wanted this.

>>33937669
just because of this ad, im going to buy 2 guns

>>33941264
>>33943419
I can't figure out whether Wendy's would be happy or angry about this turn of events.

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>>33936640
i think that's what they call
>'province ons'

>>33941076
> I wonder (((who))) was behind this.
States United to Prevent Gun Violence. It says so at the end of the ad.

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>>33943459
Ha. Such a young baby. I killed more than you before you were even manufactured.

>>33943592
I think they would be amenable.

>>33942828

Guarunteed it will still have online, but it sure as hell better be less buggy, GTAO is absurd with loading times, getting stuck on loading screens, heist members dropping connection temporarily and ending the entire heist, errors that knock you back to normal GTA5 storymode

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>>33943506
Just head on over to /aco/ there's an active thread right now.

>>33937626
amazing meme
>>33942796
pretty sure it's illegal

>>33936640
So you're saying it's effective?

>>33941130
Ammunition™ brand ammunition
the same ammo Adam Lanza used to gun down innocent school children even though according to the FBI there were 0 murders in Newtown in 2012)

>>33943677
>nigger hand gesture
have some respect

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>>33943739

>>33943636
They seem to actively hide any financial or donor information on their website. It's almost as if they don't want anyone to know someone who's name starts with Bloom and ends with ((Berg)) is funneling money into them.

>>33941264
moar

>>33937669
comments disable

>>33943693
Depends on location. You can suck a horse off in Canada, but no penetration.

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>>33941038
It's the only ammo worth shooting.

>>33941174
>she's spreading
I've seen Rule 34 of that.

>>33936640
>boxes that are all identical and say "AMMO"
Lmao

>>33937158
>Not coming prepared with counter facts...

I'd be anti gun if the numbers allowed it. They're a bunch of fact denying faggots.

>>33941082
I'd be sure to leave a tip with several different agencies to be certain.

>>33943592
Ecstatic, honestly. Fucking ecstatic. They got free, organic, fresh (never frozen) viral marketing in an audience notoriously hard to target (18-29, tech savvy, with a way higher than average adblock usage). They're making NEETs associate their food with boners. And they never have to acknowledge it. People who would be offended by it aren't on 4chan anyways. It's a fucking PR miracle.

>>33937669
The most ridiculous part of the video is the part of having a gun store in NYC at all.

>>33937669
stop generalizing you fag

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>>33936660
Just watched that video.
Jesus man, that horse just shoves a 30in dick into Him In Like 1/2 a second.

I'm surprised it didn't kill him sooner.

Was the kid black?

>>33946770
Bruh, if you watched the one with audio the camera guy asks, "did he cum?"

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>>33936640
>Tfw no waiting period if I buy my guns in the interaction menu/at an amunation
>Tfw I never have to go to the gun store again
>Tfw Los Santos allows the over the counter sale of Hughes amendment/nfa/non California compliant items

Life is good when you live in a video game boys. When you don't have to face reality

>>33936640
It's a used gun, gimme a discount

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>>33937669
>>33937733
>>33936640
Imagine if an actual 2A enthusiast just happened by that store

>holy fuck new gun store? This place is tiny do you guys have a bigger inventory or a warehouse for online orders?
>wait a second these rifles aren't SAFE act compliant
>wait why is Michael from gta 5 telling me that the ar he's holding in his hands is from the Connecticut shooting
>is that a fire selector switch, am I being honey potted? Atf pls no arrest I'm sorry
>"h-hi can I look at your rifle slings p-please"
>WELL YOU DO KNOW THIS SLING WAS USED TO STRANGLE A THOUSAND JAPS DURING THE 2ND WORLD WAR
>"d-does that make it a curio and relic?"

>>33943486
Wow healthy Minnesota.

>>33947633
Yeah no shit, if I walked into that store in NYC and saw collapsible stocks I would assume it's a sting and walk out of there. Which is why I'm guessing most of those people were actors. Finding poor, democrat theater students isn't hard in NYC. This is almost as bad as the Chevy "real people not actors" commercials.

>>33937669
Man i would pay fuckin top dollar for the AR used in Sandy hook

>>33947586
what would be the legality of arming animals?
like if you fastened a gun at a dogs head and made it so the gun fires when the dog barks. of give a loaded ak to a chimp at the zoo. if people get shot it is like you shot them yourself?

>>33947600
>>33947633
>>33947755
>>33947777
DIGITS

>>33947332
>>33947778
>One off

>>33947778
Ivan, please.

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>>33947778
>give a loaded ak to a chimp at the zoo

Yeah unfortunately that happens all the time in America.

https://youtu.be/MI6VoZUPIn4

So I guess the guy with the ak pistol was actually using it in self defense. I wonder how that conversation with the cops went

>yeah officer I'm telling you son the nigga came at me with a little Beretta so according to castle doctrine I can use force to defend myself and my car, so I pulled out my legally owned ak pistol (here's my permits by the way I spent 12 months waiting for the muffugin atf to return my form 1 and I still be waiting on my tax stamp so I can't SBR this, I was finna give up on it and put a buffer tube and sig brace on it and call it a day but I'm waiting on my welfare check) and engaged him

OK you're free to go sir

>Ooga the fuck booga I Dindu nuffin am I being detained

>>33950242
>the nigger running out of the store at mach speed @ 1:05
Holy shit, my sides.

>>33936726
Pumba, not in front of the kids.

>>33945138
it's like all those tshirts at the mall with looney toons dressed up as gangsters.

Retarded.

Someone wanna be a pal and explain this one? It's going straight over my head.

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>>33947778
>give a loaded ak to a chimp at the zoo
The absolute madman.