>scuse me sir we just need to ask a few ques- >falls out

>>33931003
>Falls out of trunk
How?

>>33931003
Pin officer to car

Violently lick his ear

He will become aroused and write a traffic violation ticket, then use it like tissue paper to wipe your saliva off his ear

"I'll let you try it if you let me go"

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Don't worry Officer, it's just airshit. My son plays Team Fortress with his airsoft buddies.

>cop lets me go
>go home and fix that fucking trunk from falling out

>don't worry, its only semi-auto officer

>>33931003
Eat your fucking butthole dude.

>It's just some of my camera equipment, Sir

>>33931003

It's a movie prop sir! I'm an amateur film maker!

start running as fast as i can

>>33931003
>that's just legos, sir
https://youtu.be/jXSc0z5ec3E

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>>33931220
>>that's just legos, sir

Who would just throw a minigun in the trunk so haphazardly that it just falls out?

>>33931091
This.
One second spin up. Whirrrrrr. Brt. Whinedown.
Wind up.
Brt.
Whinedown.

>>33931003
>Goes back to open glovebox
Here's the paperwork on the weapon, it is indeed mine and unloaded at this present time.