/k/, hypothetically speaking, what would happen to someone if

>>33927590
You double a normal humans ability to stop a bullet.

>>33927590
not again

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you gonna die

>>33927590
Did this ballistic gel happen to be vaguely dick shaped?

>>33927590
Tell us the brand of the product, and was it waterborne version (water based)?

>>33927680
...forgot to add, they are usually laxative due to the nature of oils and gelling agents used in the compounds.

The commercial compounds are not generally carcinogenic, mutagenic or teratogenic. You may have cramps and diarrhea though. If it was some home cooked stuff then I can't tell.

For toilet background music I recommend Motorhead's Fast and Loose.

>>33927590
was it eaten after being fired into? Could be chance of lead poisoning.

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>>33927702
>Motorhead's Fast and Loose

>>33927590
>if he ate ballistic gel?

ANAL LEAKAGE FOR UP TO 3 DAYS DEPENDING ON THE AMOUNT. NOTHING IF IT'S JUST A MOUTHFUL.

I TOO LOSE BETS REGULARLY.

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>>33927590
Him going ballistic of course.

>>33927590
This reminds me the time that I had a few gelblocks that I used from the smallest round to the biggest round for gelfucking

22lr for little girl's vagina

556 for teenager girl's vagina

7.62x51 for middle class sluts

308 for old women vagina

30.6 for single mothers with several kids

50BMG for chubby women

20mm for fat women

I had alot of fun with my gelblocks

>>33928101
Green text jellyboy ?

>>33928101
.17 hmr for newborn level tightness

>>33928118
Fuck never thought about that

I'll try to get that type of ammo and gun that will fire it and a gelblock and try out that stimulation

>>33928112
Not much to say but when your penis is a grower and you get it lubed up fast enough to jam it inside the 22lr hole. Holy fuck it feels fucking amazingly tight as your dick thickens inside a fake little girl's vagina before fucking it into oblivion!

>>33927590
Your explosive diarrhea will be clear

>>33928118
>>33928154

kys

>>33929719
some day ill do it

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>>33928101
I want to make a ballistic gel sex doll to shoot and fuck the bullet wounds.

Where can I find a female version of pic related?

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>>33928101

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>>33928101
Hnngggggg

>>33929733
can you use .22 so i can skullfuck your loli sized brainpucci?

>>33928154
How do you shove a flaccid dick into a tight lubricated hole without it flopping around?

>>33929883
>brainpucci
this is new

>brainpucci porn/hentai when?

>>33929990
There's a board for that >>>/d/

>>33928101
Pretty sure fatties have really tight vaginas. Can we get a chubby chaser here to confirm?

>>33927590
nothing
it's literally just extra touch unflavored jello

>>33929883
It would give a whole new meaning to the term 'mindfuck'.

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>>33928101
Fucking /k/ man.

>>33928101
Shit man. Stop giving me ideas

>>33928101
>Innaballisticgel

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>>33928101
>7.62x51 for middle class sluts
>.308 for old women vagina

>>33930055
I fucked three chubby chicks from tinder during a dry spell once. Two were of average tightness, one was among the tightest girls I've ever fucked.

I also fucked the loosest girl I've ever fucked from Tinder, and she was skinny-to average. I'm pretty large myself, and it actually felt really fucking good the way I could pound it as hard as I wanted to without hurting her, as did the way her looseness was gentle on my shaft. I never understood how/why guys could have tons of kids, still fucking their wife's shot to shit snapper no matter how many she pushed out of it, until I found out just how good loose pussy feels.

Tight pussy>loose pussy>>>>>>>>>average pussy, in my book.

>>33930694
I thought .308 has a higher pressure load.

But the difference between the two might be like a 30 year old mum and a 45 year old MILF.

>>33930957
Tightness is a function of muscle definition and control, not how much it's "stretched". It's not a fucking bungee cord, anon.

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>>33928101
>22lr for little girl's vagina
Excellent.

>>33931010
>TIGHTNESS ISN'T INNATE, ITS JUST MUSCLE CONTROL

stay toasty, roastie

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>>33928101

>>33931031
While there may be certain factors affecting it, like the girl being naturally petite or inclined towards being a size queen, nothing "permastretches" like you imply.

>>33929890
A LOT of lube

>>33931070
Or if she's into kegel exercises, she can control her level of tightness whenever it's convenient.

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>>33930992
A similar kind of riddle as .223 aand 556, right?

>>33928101
.380 - little sister
9mm - older sister
.40 - slutty cousin
.45 - the mom
10mm - ur mom

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>>33931278
.45 long colt - your dad

I want to die

>>33928101
>posting this kind of shit on a weapons board on a Chinese image site
Enjoy your visit from any or all of a three letter organization

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>>33931490
>implying little girl pussy can't be 18 years old.

>>33928101
>No caliber ratings for boipussy tightness listed
What kind of homo are you?

>>33931558
Shit, forgot to rename the file. She's actually 18. Mods pls no ban.

>>33931600
Tell us the differing levels of boipucci tightness correlated with age you knowledgeable homo.

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>>33931614
>Shitposting about being gay on the weapons board of a Taiwanese basket weaving forum
>Implying I have any knowledge related to sticking my dick into humans
Nice meme

>>33927595
Kek

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>>33927590
>hypothetically
>please help

I'm going to take a shot in the dark here...

>>33931614

trap aesthetics√(Age + usage rate) * time

>>33928101
this is all a little straight for me, can you make some caliber recommendations for some tight boipussy?

>>33927702
>For toilet background music I recommend Motorhead's Fast and Loose.
so underrated

>>33927590
What have you done?

>>33931680
6,35 BR Should work well

>>33931140
No, the difference between .308 and 7.62x51 is a bit more drastic than the difference between 5.56 and .223

>>33927761
that small of an amount of lead would be negligible.

remember: the romans literally used lead as a sweetener. Sure, it'll fuck you up over time, but eating some lead flavoured jello isn't going to make you a moron overnight.

>>33931724
I wouldn't worry about it...

>>33931601
>having images named that on your PC
You're gonna be the next Thad.

>>33930957
vaginas don't just get stretched out permanently after having kids

>>33931784
I last used that image in a sarcastic discussion regarding loli-looking 18 year olds. I swear.

>>33930992
No they have similar pressures.
7.62x51 pressures are measured using a different scale.

It's a meaningless comparison without giving grain size and powder load anyway.

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>>33927702
>For toilet background music I recommend Motorhead's Fast and Loose.

Absolute gold.

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>>33928101
Byotiful.

>>33931824
Yup, there is only minor difference in dimensions with respect to the different "NATO Standard"

In military rifles with the 7,62x51 chamber, you can use regardless both of them.

In "fudd" rifles chambered for .308, there may be a problem with the cartridge dimensions when you use 7,62x51...

>>33928101
nice try but 20mm turns ur torso into hamburger meat

>>33931010
>>33931070
Having a kid does stretch out a vagina. There are things you can do to tighten it back up, but it will never be as tight as it couldve potentially been before.

>>33928101
Doesn't that shit make your dick burn tho? I heard that somewhere

>>33928101
>>FBI penetration testing

>>33932221
>FBI
>Female Body Insertion

>>33931601
Suuuuuuuuurre

>>33932123
Nope, some gel will liquify under the heat and pressure of the round. But that means free lubricant.

But who doesn't want to fuck a hot pussy?

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>>33928101

>>33932277
Lel, I'm the one who posted this.

I wish the screencap included the guy fucking a 20mm up his tight boipucci. And the joke regarding rimmed aren't obelete, because the flared base prevents it getting stuck in the asshole like a buttplug.

>>33932324
*rimmed cartridges aren't obsolete

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>>33927702

>For toilet background music I recommend Motorhead's Fast and Loose.

>>33930085
this

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>>33927702
>For toilet background music I recommend Motorhead's Fast and Loose.
jesus christ anon my sides are in orbit

>>33931340
Brb, mailing this to jlist

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>>33927590
I've seen this thread before. Do you just want to fuck ballistic gel OP?

>>33927596
underrated

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>>33927702
>Motorhead
my motherfucking nigga

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>>33927702

>>33927702
I like you.

>>33930083
This. It's what they machine gummi bears out of.

>>33932086
>implying they don't get sewn back together tighter

My wife was tighter after she had our kid.

>>33928101
This deserves a screencap

>>33928101
W-Where can I buy ballastic gell in Canada?

>>33931417
.500 - Your Grandma

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>>33928101

>>33931734
>but eating some lead flavoured jello isn't going to make you a moron overnight.
op ate ballistic gel... he's already a moron

>>33934031
>anon kids are so ugly the doctor tried to sew shut the warp spawn

>>33928101
Fuck you. Because of your shit I now have a boner.

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>>33927590
From eating ballistic gel to fucking it in like 10 posts. A new /k/ indoor record.

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>>33927702
>For toilet background music I recommend Motorhead's Fast and Loose
Fakkin dying

>>33932123
I don't know the science behind it but when you cut into a block with a knife it burns like all fuck even with copious amount of deer juices slivered into the "wound". But when I shot it, it seemed to be pretty fuckable, doesn't feel that great but it's better then whacking off. Also anything smaller then .223 I would consider unpleasant to fuck.

>>33938780
Just line the opening with a sandwich bag or condom

>>33938780
I think cutting it leaves it far too tight, shooting it actually creates a cavity.

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>this entire thread

>>33928101
Post pics or it didn't happen

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>>33927702
>Motorhead's Fast and Loose.

>>33927702
Include me in the screencap!

>>33929883
I've read that doujin, although they used a "reduced load" .38

>>33932271
I've always been curious as to what totally cold pussy feels like.

>>33927680
why couldnt you just say
>and was it water based version?
come on buddy, it's not a smarts contest

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