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>>33926182
Some kind of polearm, and a dagger for after the shit REALLY hits the fan and I have to run like a bitch and hide my ass.

>>33926182
It's futanari hentai you fucking pleb, and I would go with a spear.

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>>33926182

Assuming we automatically get the equivalent of a lifetime of training with that weapon
>katanas
go fuck yourself, various sharp and blunt bits on the end of a piece of wood is the undisputed king of killing anything I might encounter

>>33926182
>Never mind geography or year
>year
MG-42.

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>>33926182
The kind I already know how to use -- sword and board.

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50 inch bastard sword.

>>33926182
Seeing as I have literally no training, I'd take a polearm hand hope for the best.

>mace
>not morningstar
>mace
fuck your tin can and fuck it's joints

>>33926182
A halberd, the king of polearms.

Zweihand messer cuz its the only thing im trained at

>>33926182
axe and a big fucking knife

>>33926182
any year....

um... ok then. I will take hunting rifle and the pack of ruffians can all be dead before they get within 200 paces of me

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>>33926550
>>33926853
Way to think outside the fucking box, cunts

>>33926554
HEMA>LARP>SCA
Every sword for you guys is used as club -_- Atleast LARP is mildly entertaining

>>33926736
Not trained enough to know its called a kriegsmesser. But take heart, if you know messer, you basically know german longsword

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>>33926182
>i wish i could mode
zweihander master race + dagger for safety

>money mode
shield and bec de corbin

>peasant mode
spear & crossbow

How effective would be a quarterstaff with a halberd head on one end and a spike on the other be?

>>33927098
That's what we call a halberd anon.

>>33927302
But halberds don't have pointy bits on the ass end, do they?

>>33926182
A good bow, a quiver with an apple supply of arrows, and a mace and moderately sized shield

>>33927371
*ample

now I just feel retarded.

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Ji.

>>33927334
If they didn't put them there, they were probably not useful.

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I only use the pommel.

>>33927500
>END HIM RIGHTLY

>>33927500
>I only use memes
ftfy

I would've said longsword, but then I remembered my bacteria would probably work.

>>33926182
Halberd & a long dagger.

>>33926182
>Any whatsoever
Plasma rifle, 30 Watt range
Late medieval period accurate: A side-sword, a shield and as many wheellock pistols as I can carry.

>>33926182
Halberd since I'm doing Meyer staff and halberd

>>33927500
fucking normie

>>33926182
A golden dagger. I'll be trading it at the nearest farm for a horse, the most important thing you could have in medieval Europe.

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A pollaxe and a longsword. Also, depending on where I land I may try to bone Joan of Arc.

>>33926182
>never mind geography or year

Arisaka Type-38 cavalry carbine with Type 30 bayonet.

very fun to use and would love to put one into a ruffian.

>>33927622
>de Rais get out

AK-74 with lots of ammo

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>>33927334
>>33927334
>But halberds don't have pointy bits on the ass end, do they?
what did he mean by this?

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>>33927632
I ain't worried about that old pedo fuck. He can't even see straight.

>>33927662
More of a poleaxe thingy. Halberds were typically used in formation, where turning your halberd around and poking someone with the back end would be kind of a bad idea. Maybe there were guard halberds that had the spike, I don't know really.

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>>33926182
I would choose the halberd and the Swiss degen. They served my country well and for a long time.

>>33926182
>Never mind geography or year, you may choose from any culture or discipline

Okay, FN FAL + M79 Bloop Gun + M1911 + a Machete.

Bush War, here I come.

>>33926182
If you do have armour go for any pole arm.
If you don't have armour go with shield and sword or spear.

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anything is a bolt if you try hard enough

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>>33926182
futas aren't trannies you fucking loser, they where born that way. Also a bardiche and some sort of long knife.

>>33929631
>futas aren't trannies
Irrelevant, the end result is functionally the same
I.e. you're a faggot

>>33930422
Having a penis AND a vagina is functionally the same as having only a penis?

Woooooow. Get a load of this fag.

I know how to use a foil

>Never mind geography or year
>Not one mention of futuregats

I'd like something in 10mm, caseless, armor piercing, and explosive tipped.

If all else fails, I'd have my trusty katana made with steel folded over 50,000 times to exude any impurities.

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>>33926182

>>33932244
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d73XkPQPKiY

half-sword, dagger

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>>33926182
Holy moonlight blade and larp as ludwig

>>33926182
>thinking you will be able to protect yourself against a knight

I run and hide like the little bitch I am, try to cover up the obviously witch-like nature of my clothes with mud and do my best to not seem like a spy.

>>33932148
For me as long as they have balls, the no balls futas look so weird.

>>33933090
>A knight
>OP says random thugs

>>33927622
Joan of arc was an uggo. she was so ugly that people felt the need to mention it repeatedly in descriptions of her despite the whole borderline saint thing.

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>>33926182
THE BLADE

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>>33927622
Your picture is inferior.

>>33926182
Montante or a backsword

A german zwiehinder forged out of the hardest modern stainless vadium steel alloy with sword breaking gaurd. With that Ill take a crossbow with small detachable quiver on the side for quickly sliding in bolts.

Just give me a pair of flails so I can at least look like a fancy faggot before I inevitably die

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>>33926182

Probably a tulwar. Lots of reach, not too much weight, good curvature, top-tier aesthetics, and highly aerodynamic. A very good compromise between the claymore and the o-katana, either of which would also be fine weapons.

>Run away and hide
>Come out of hiding and integrate with society
>Create an Arms Manufacturing company using my superior firearms knowledge
>Mass produce technologically superior firearms
>Get contracts from whatever King/Queen/Government
>Get rich as a bitch
>Commit multiple acts of debauchery with the local wenches for the rest of my life

>>33935088
This guy knows what's up, just use your future knowledge to become powerful

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>>33926182
Poleaxe/lucerne as my primary. Honestly that'll be enough to handle who I have to, with enough inertia to take on armor and keep distance from injury. That, followed with a longsword on a hip for when I possible get disarmed, plus it's what I've practiced with the most. Then, a rondel to finish off a downed knight. Bread and butter.

>>33934930

Lel, you cant make sword from stainless steel, needs to be high carbon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFriRcIwqNU

Only one weapon combo is worthy of time-travel and fighting off medieval miscreants: 12 Gauge Double Barrel and Chainsaw.