>2017 >your nation's army doesn't have a

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>William "Billy" Windsor I is a cashmere goat who served as a lance corporal in the 1st Battalion, the Royal Welsh, an infantry battalion of the British Army.[1] He served as a lance corporal from 2001 until 2009, except for a three-month period in 2006 when he was demoted to fusilier, after inappropriate behaviour during the Queen's Official Birthday celebrations while deployed on active duty with the battalion on Cyprus.

>The deployment to Cyprus with the 1st Battalion was Billy's first overseas posting, and despite being ordered to keep in line, he refused to obey.[13] He failed to keep in step,[16] and tried to headbutt a drummer.[17] The goat major, Lance Corporal Dai Davies, 22, from Neath, South Wales, was unable to keep him under control.[16]

>Billy was charged with "unacceptable behaviour",[10] "lack of decorum" and "disobeying a direct order",[16] and had to appear before his commanding officer, Lieutenant-Colonel Huw James.[10][18] Following a disciplinary hearing, he was demoted to fusilier.[1][16] The change meant that other fusiliers in the regiment no longer had to stand to attention when Billy walked past, as they had to when he was a lance corporal.[13]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Windsor_(goat)

>>33923049
Must be a pleasure goat for the Muslims in the queens army

>>33923074
>The change meant that other fusiliers in the regiment no longer had to stand to attention when Billy walked past, as they had to when he was a lance corporal.
Has that ever happened after ever apart from when the badge or an officer appeared?

>>33923087
You. I like you.

>goats
>a symbol of satan worship as well as jewish kabbalah magick
yeah how about not

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>>33923049
>not posting a veteran of northern africa and monte cassino

>>33923049
>2017
>your nation still doesnt use a famas

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>>33923049

Why have a war goat when you can have a fleet of supercarriers without ramps?

>>33923087
10/10

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We had Sgt. Stubby

Somebody post veteran Pigeons

>>33923049
>2017
>Your nation still hasn't been to the Moon.

>>33923470
Eyy trevr

>>33924407
implying the us ever did :^)

>>33927149

Don't be mad bong. If you pay an nominal fee we will take you for rides around the moon so you can lament on your utter aerospace failures from the comfort of an Ares capsule. You will have a nice view at least.

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>>33923049
>2017
Your nations army does not have a based Brigadier Pinguin

>>33924407
>so hurt he has to bring up the moon landing to feel better about his nation

Truly speaks for the importance of war goats.

>>33924407
>Implying the 2017 US could get to the moon if they tried

>>33927158
> the entire brainpower of the USA got beaten to space by a dog

Hows that coping coming along lad?

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God bless based war goats

>>33927294
He says as an RC car putters around the surface of Mars.

>>33927340
And britain has space probes/rovers much farther out than Mars.

>>33924375
pitt bulls looked like decent animals back in the day

>>33927353
What?

>>33923095

If you don't he'll fucking headbutt you.

He knows what he's doing.

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>>33923049
make love to your goat, not war.

>>33927340
You're out of Europe, you don't get to make that kind of claim anymore :^)

>>33923095
> A Canadian animal rights group protested to the British Army, stating that he was merely "acting the goat", and should be reinstated.

>>33927158
>soviet rockets
>we

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>>33923049
saudi tier

>>33927486
You can be part of ESA without being in the EU you retard.

>>33923470
which all remain in dock?

>>33927353
Eeeeeh?

>>33927353
Ya cant use childrens books or fictional stories in a defense and expect people not to call you a fabricating bitch.

>>33927486
You know who's not part of europe anymore? I'll give you a hint, they lost the american revolutionary war and in turn created a country that didnt wamt to be a part of totalitarian monarchy to begin with.

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>>33923049
>war goat
>not a war bear

>>33929956
>totalitarian monarchy

I know this is what they taught you when you got your papers, Pedro, but in reality the Revolution was about Parliament and government.

>>33927337
>they cut holes in the beret so the goat could wear it

>war goat

>when you could have war boars

Goats aren't really exclusive to bongs.

The Spanish legion has one too

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>>33930049


Forgot pic.

>>33927355
Stubby was a boston terrier

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>>33930049
This.

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Lolol fucking scrubs. Not having a modern tactical elephant

>>33930094
>honor guard cock bulges

>>33930107
Elephants are a strategic asset

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>>33927486
8/10 ram

We call them "cabras", goats, but are rams.
The one in your photo is Pepe, died last year after 11 years of loyal service. Born and raised in the wilds of Aragon, adopted during military exercises of mountain units.

F

Pic related, Miura, new one of that unit. I like the colours.

La Legion Española had monkeys from ceuta, gazelles from sahara, parrots, hogs, even a bear.

>>33930133

F

Also point out that they trained the parrot to say as much offensive things as they could, just because they were the legion and they could.

>>33930147
*many

whups

>>33927166
Sir Niels Olav the third. brigadier general of the norwegian royal guard.
yes he is a knight, too. knighted by king harald himself.

>>33929975
>>but in reality the Revolution was about Parliament and government.
but in reality the Revolution was about tax dodges and avoiding bills. FTFY

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>>33923269
>>33929974
wojtek a CUTE

>>33930147
Yes! The Smara Parrot! Marco! jajajaja

Brought by a guinean soldier. It was grey and the first thing he learned was: Nico, cabron! (Nico, motherfucker!), a joke to Nicomedes Bajo Martín, Commander of the VIIª Flag.

After that, he learned all sort of slurs and spanish military marches and reveille. Also The Bridge on the River Kwai song, Juanita Banana, popcorn of Gershon Kingsley, etc...

One day, the Army minister lieutenant general Francisco Coloma Gallegos visited the unit and went to the bar where Marco lived. When he crossed the door, Marco sang La Marcha de infantes. The minister was a former Legionario, and was astonished. After that, all sort of slurs... The most funny was: Pistolo, cabron!

Pistolo is the name that Legionarios (green uniform) give to units with brown uniform, and the army have brown uniforms, also the Liuetenant General. As a former Legionario, he was ok with that and laughed about it.

They also had a drunk donkey that used to eat cigarette butts, and when he drank too much he charged against people inside the bar.

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>>33923049
>2017
>Your country never had alcoholic bear

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>>33927306
>A dog has been to space but the Redcoats haven't

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If you have to leash it then it is a slave, not a part of your army.

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>>33931108
nice b8

>>33931176
what a cute kitty

>>33923470
Not only do we have a fleet of flat carriers, the Navy that floats them has a war goat. His name is Bill.

>>33924407
Neither have you since your German scientists died.

>>33923049

I'm sorry, how many aircraft carriers?

>>33931705

>muh aircraft carriers

>>33931212
Nice try, damage control. Still doesnt change the fact you havent been to the moon

>>33931802

What did you (in the loosest term) achieve by alledgedly doing that?
Do you have a moon-base?
Do you have moon-mines?
No, no you do not, and you will not

Did Britian , post-war, have the money to waste on a useless expedition? No, no we did not. not even on fake filming it.

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>>33923087
kek'd

>>33927337
that goatee truly is majestic.

#beardgoals

>>33927355
Actual pitbulls, which that is not, look about the same. Bullies and all of those bastardized bloodlines are about as pitbull as a 4th generation cholo is mexican.

Thomas Jefferson has a 4 horned Ram that attacked people at the white house and killed a kid, Theodore Roosevelt had a fucking badger and snakes and Calvin Coolidge had a raccoon.

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>not having a camel

>>33923269
>>33927166
Interesting that both these animals ended up living in Edinburgh Zoo. Its like the Chelsea Pensioners hospital but for animals.

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Israel uses imported African gazelles to eat all the cover along the Lebanese border

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>>33923087
10/10 youre great

>>33931843
We earned the bragging rights, and as far as anyone is concerned, that is worth it. We also proved that we COULD put nukes up there and that Europe better behave itself before we have to go fight your wars for you again.

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>>33923087
Bravo

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>Not a battle kangaroo

>>33930167
In reality it was about not being governed by a country thousands of miles away when the resources your land holds could be used to the benefit of your people and not those of Great Britain. FTFY.

>>33933675
based Jews

>>33934895
>it proved no actual technical help
>but the fact that we did it is enough

holy fuck americucks are retarded

>>33937590
>t. kike

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>2017
>not having an army of IS-slaughtering bacon factories.

>>33923049
>based
>>>/reddit/

>>33923049
Obligatory

>>33931176
Elaborate

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>>33923049
Hey we have one too, Batisse X

>>33924375
Some furry once spammed a bunch of gay stuff surrounding this dog here on /k/

>>33924407
But the Naval academy has a goat.

>>33923087
And there goes what is left of Britain's national honor

>>33939514
>french legionnaires
They're probably the ones that imported goat fucking to the muslim world.

>>33938820
Hogs of war

>>33936350
And that is now all for not

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We do have a jaguar though.

>>33923049
what are you talking about the us army is the goat of israel lol