We need someone from /k/ in VA to go investigate/shoot a murder/murderer

>>33909779
fuck off faggots

>>33909779
Delete this shit

Nice try X but we're not doing you FBI killing dirty work.

>>33910026
>>33910061
hey /k/id, wanna see a dead body?

>>33910072
If I kill this FBI agent, will I get some cool alien guns to fuck about with?

I knew we shouldn't of done this, /k/ is a bunch of faggots

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>>33910092
yeah but first go to Woodstock Alabama in a Joe's Crab shack

>>33910092
All that and more. Just help us.

>>33910104
Now now, hear me out. I don't mind killing someone if it means millions of dollars or cold space guns. If you can promise me that I'll kill any agent you want.

>>33910129
it's also about killing some ritualistic faggot that killed a kid somewhere around that area, I bet you can handle it with your P90s and combat knifes

>>33910122
This isn't a live cam alien probe cabin is it?

>>33909779
>>33910104
I'm not a VAfag, but out of curiosity I'd like to know more. A reason and object behind the geolocation would attract more exploratory /k/ommandos.

>>33910152
You see this sounds like you're using me as a guinea pig for some alien footage or some FBI shit.

>>33910178
We have an entire thread going on /x/.It's up to 9 threads now. This shit's legit.

>>33909779
You do realize that going in there with intent to kill is provocation of aggression, possession of a lethal weapon with intent to kill, attempted or actual murder ETC, right?

Like even if the guy killed someone. You can't just fucking go Punisher and not expect consequences to your actions.

>inb4 NOBODY HAS TO KNOW!!

ftfy

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>>33909779

The extremely simplified rundown:


> cryptic OP posts distorted image and binary, gets deleted (pic related)
> anon makes thread about it, OP shows up and posts more binary
> binary decodes to GPS coords innawoods near Dillwyn, VA
> marker at that exact location says "Joe's Crabshack Fredericksburg" despite being a couple hours away from Fredericksburg
> in a later thread, someone posts a very realistic picture of what appears to be a dead body

Numerous dead ends and rabbit holes have appeared, but the gist is that we have GPS coordinates to a spot in VA that might be connected with a murder, with a marker to a restaurant 70+ miles away.

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>>33910164
Well 1. it's a forest and from what I've heard you all like forests for the most part
2. Don't you want to catch/kill a child killer and use those big guns in field?
3. You'll get an alien gun from me
4. I'm a grill

>>33910214
Nice try, I'm not getting probed in a cabin so you sick fucks can whack off to it.

what the fuck is this autistic thread even about, most people on /k/ don't have guns let alone are willing to go outside.

>>33910228
Yea, but lynchings are best done as a group, and I do feel liked driving all that way to kill someone and get arrested 3 weeks later. Why don't you just call the cops and say you drove past and saw someone covered in blood going into the forest.

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>>33910255
Wow, then you /k/ommandos are losers?
/b/ was right saying you guys lack guts.

This isn't a joke, we really think we have a killer over here.

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>>33910255
Some fag on /x/ supposedly got ded in the woods and supposedly some guy posted pictures of his foot under a trash bag.

Fucking pathetic b8.

>>33910214
Well the dude's already dead so there'a no hurry to go find his killer, let the FBI deal with it.

If you're scared he'll come to your place, get a gun. No, shut your mouth, stop being a fag. Arm yourself and take responsibility for your own safety for once in your life.

>>33910277
we already did twice
someone even contacted the fbi

>>33909779
>/x/ gets wind of a dindu who shot another dindu
>we dont have guns what are we supposed to do?
>I know lets go shit up /k/ they have guns

>>33910290
Who cares, it's in the middle of bumfuck nowhere. Crazy shit happens in every third house in remote rural areas, I'm pretty sure there's a canabil that live a couple of km away. Humans are sick fucks, deal with it.

Now go spend your time finding cool space guns for us to shoot.

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>>33910290
I would go....But I live 5000 miles away sry

>>33910290
Dunno, maybe nobody lives close enough or feel like going on a wild goose chase based on an unverified story from /x/ of all fucking places?

I'd love to shoot some uppity commies causing a ruckus but I wouldn't go out of my way to get involved on hearsay from a se/x/offender because it's fucking nothing at best.

>>33910290 What are you fucking 12? you expect people on this board to go exploring some bullshit that supposedly happened because we have guns?
>>33910313
pretty much this, /x/ sounds like a bunch of bitches.

>>33910290
>This isn't a joke, we really think we have a killer over here.

Said the guy form the board for people who refuse the tell reality from their imagination. Just fuck off already.

>>33910322
guy might have summoned a skinwalker though as there were sigils and shit near it

>>33909779
Back to your pit

>>>/sci/

>>33910344
N0 $ucH Th1ng @s Sk1Nw@lkeR$

>>33910290
And you are bunch of pathetic manchildren.

>LOOK GUYS WE ARE SOLVING A MYSTERY HERE

Grow up

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>>33910322
No space gun if you don't go to the place anon.
>>33910342
I just get into /x/ for the riddles, you weaponless /k/ommando.

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>>33910344
>summoned a skin walker

>>33910297

What are you talking about?

I am hasguns.

Also, I don't think anybody's expecting to find the killer, just whatever is located at those coordinates. It could be a body, a clue, a skinwalker, fucking gold treasure, I don't know.

The OP of this thread is an autist who doesn't know how to make a thread explaining what's actually happening.

>>33909779
you have any money?
if do not, go ask the police for free investigations

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>>33910344
I think this guys on to something.
>Lives innawoods
>Shoots home invaders
>Summon deer wife to pleasure him
This guy might be the most /k/ guy around and you want us to kill him?

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>>33910363
at least we don't stick our dicks in shotguns pretending they're our waifus
so does anyone wanna go or not?

>>33910386
No, now fuck off. Go up there yourself.

>>33910378

This pic is so close to being hot but it has just too many things wrong with it.

>>33910378
>how much are deer nuts?
under a buck!

>someone trolls /x/
>they believe it
stop the fucking presses
http://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/18637767/#18637767

>>33910386
why don't you go? acquiring a firearm in america legally is a very simple process unless of course you're underage, or have a criminal record.

>>33910386
Wait for an anon that actually lives nearby, nobody is going to drive there if they live in other state

>>33910401
>>33910411
I'm not going there because I'm in fucking eastern europe!

>>33910418
we've been waiting for a week

>>33910411
You forget everyone on X is on the no no FBI naughty list.

>>33910426
>live in eastern Europe

KEK fuck off autismo

>>33910418
An anon did go there, but he died

>>33910426
And yet you posted this thread an hour ago, what the fuck do you expect?

So let me get this straight:

>Come to /k/ because hasguns
>It's like your S.T.A.L.K.E.R game faggot!
>We have nothing to compensate you with
>There is no vodka at location
>Or /k/ompot
>Or cosmoline bathtubs made from nugged crates
>Or canned meat
>But it will be fun! You get to finally use those guns!

I mean fucking really. How much more deluded can /x/ get? You come here to ask people to go out of their way and spend money to try and find some place that may or may not exist and exert lethal force in lieu of promises that you can't keep despite facing legal ramifications for actions that will send a man to prison for at least 15 years or possibly life?

This is why nobody respects you awful people.

>>33910418
I live in Montana but I'm not driving there because some Hungarian brick laying forum thinks a murderer might be there. Find some spooks near Billings and then we'll talk.

>>33910402
>This pic is so close to being hot
Why?

>>33910386
Sorry champ but people die. Some people do terrible things. We arent going to risk our own safeth to find one man who is capable of god knows what. For ehat its worth if i was in VA id help out. But im just some guy who enjoys old guns, i dont think i can bring down a skin walker or whatever the hell you guys are saying it is down with a lever gun.

>>33910484

If you have to ask, you're not gonna like the answer.

>>33910426
>a week
THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU BOTHERING US WITH THIS NOW?

If there's a dead body at the coordinates, a wild animal (or a bunch of them) has probably eaten away at it by now, you're lucky if there's any bones left at the spot, that shit will be dragged away.
Fuck, the dude himself might have moved the body because he got bored.

>>33910402
I don't see what's wrong with it, the deer is pretty fucking huge but I've seen bigger sikas and reds, and the rifle is broken at the wrist.

>>33910479
pretty much this. /x/ is retarded as fuck people believing in skin walkers and SPOOPY SCARY FOREST DEMONS are fucking cancer.

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>>33910479
I'm gonna send /k/ompot and good ol' moonshine to the one that goes to the spot.

>>33910455
Send. More. Anonymedics.

>>33910479
I could make /k/ompot for the road
Fuck my sides are interplanetary.

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>>33910543
Totes, you avatarfagging 14 year old.

>>33910501
>Safety what*
Apologies. I need to get a new phone.

>>33910543
You see I'm not going to shoot an old lady in her home and get a life sentence because I was jumpy as all fuck, all because an anonymous user on a Tanzanian bird watching site promised me a sub $1 beverage.

>>33910543
You offer the snackrifices before you get fronted out on your bullshit you dope.

>>33910543
Sorry. But i prefer whiskey. But im down for some kompot

>>33910591
Agreed.

As fucked up as this thread is, it pains me to think that pol is more autistic then both x and k.

>>33910255
Hey. Many of us are has guns.

>>33910629
/k/ isnt usually this autistic and /x/ is primarily children and sad neck beards.

>>33910634
Then why the fuck are you bothering us?

>>33910591
There is no paying before going to the place.
>>33910562
She's encouraging you to go you fag, I'm not avatarfagging at all.
>>33910590
There is no old lady anon, the place is a forest!

>>33910649
Im not on /x/ ive never been there. I go on /k/ and thats about it.

>>33910651
Live in the country faggit, old ladies are in every second house.

>>33910651
Quit trying to mitigate the fact that you are poor and want to create a chan legacy without sacrificing yourself to a potential hired gun.

Now you're in some shit if it does happen because you incited a murder which is just as bad as hiring a hitman.

>hey /k/ we need you to go shoot someone sincerely /x/

Are you fucking retarded op?

>>33910651
Listen kid, we cant. There's too many things that could go wrong. The best and most responsible thing you can do is bring your information to the police. Not us /k/ammandos.

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Wow fucking really?/k/ is quite easy to troll but you guys are on another level
>We are solving misteriez just like scooby-doo
>We can't check this cuz we scared
>Let's ask /k/ they will help us
Meanwhile, some rando in but fuck nowhere is laughing his ass off because you deepthroated his bait

>>33910214
Well post the fucking body fag

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/x/ in a nutshell

>>33910694
I'm rich af, and got guts as well.
Maybe I'll travel to your shithole of country, buy a weapon and do it myself because americans are cowards apparently, pathetic.
>With Love, Spain

>>33910532
>giant deer the size of a cow. Monster deer may exist but they aren't sexy.
>it's a buck, but the guy's mouth is way too low for the anus and too high for the balls. What exactly is he supposed to be doing back there that's giving the deer so much pleasure?
>broken rifle

>>33910729
The people in /x/ are deeply disturbed.

>>33910721
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>>339107443
Call us americans cowards again and i will give you a blackpowder enima.

>>33910747
He's putting his nose in the deer's anus and deeply inhaling its scent

>>33910744
Do it faggit.

>>33910744
Really neat story there friendo fuck off back to /x/.

>>33910744
I will join you who will help us fight the moster?

>>33910744

The problem is that it's a very big country. I'm only one state over from VA and I'm five hours away from the location.

>>33910747
Tbh there should be more.

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>>33910798
>Pic related

>>33910798
Fuck it i'll go. Hope you guys are down for an old dick head with a lever gun and 19th century clothes.

>>33910770

Still too low, the anus is under the tail. It would be in the guy's forehead. And that wouldn't explain why the deer is enjoying it so much.

>>33910744
You're poor. How do I know? You have no avenue for hiring a gun outside of Memeville. But this is how it would go for you:

>Buttsecks fag gears up paramilitary style because lolwutrWOODs dese luk tacsticals
>Airport guards detain tard for looking like a Muslim terrorist
>After 3 days spent detained flies to U.S. where detained again indefinitely
>If it gets lucky and let through they try to buy a Glock .40 problem solver off a dindu because lolnobodylikesmehere.png
>Was actually an FBI sting to catch OP up in his faggy kvlt innawudz LARP fantasy
>Passport revoked, forcibly ejected from country for potential terrorism
>Now getting buttpounded by Alejandro in Spanish prison for nearly causing customs to ban Spaniards from travel to the U.S. for the rest of the year and possible trade sanctions

>>33910798
Fuck off Tommy nobody wants you here!

How do you forget we broke up?
Fuck off to your containment, reported.

>>33910755

weak

>>33910378
Tbh more please man.

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>>33910747
You telling me big beautiful deer dont make you fucking diamonds? Pfft fucking low test.

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>>33910837
Uhuh.
Would 8grand suffice for a m416?
No prob, got more than enough.

>>33910837
Also, I would buy it in VA, you retard...
Spain has a ban in the good shit for a reason, unlike you sickos

>>33910868
Okay how about this: Produce at least 10 grand in cash, plane ticket, hotel reservation and rental car reservations with time stamp for your camera then try and convince me with something other than
>I am RICH! Do not doubt MY MONEY YOU CAN'T SEE

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>>33910386
>at least we don't stick our dicks in shotguns pretending they're our waifus
About that...

>>33910881
Hey spick shit fuck off why dont you.

>>33910718
This

>>33910867
what is this from?

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>>33910881
Which is more sicko behaviour
>Jacking off to cursed pornos while using green alien lube
OR
>Jacking off to sexy deer porn while cleaning your security six
The answers pretty obvious, you guys are the weird ones.

>>33910901
Holy shit, this guy sure is a pain in the ass.

>>33910867
You know how many times you've posted this not knowing that 2 of those are my posts, 1 is moonrunes ironic humor and the last is some random who was just part of the funposting, right?

>>33910928
i shot one of those once, it twisted my fucking wrist and hurt. i dropped it and the front site thing broke off. the guy who owned it was super pissed but he laughed at me for hurting my wrist. said something like "i should have warned you they were hot loads" while grinning.

>>33910928
> sexy deer porn
Jeez lmao

>>33910928
Is it just me or would the security six be aesthetically perfect if it didnt have that seam on it's receiver?

>>33910964
>Can't handle a .357 from a fuck heavy revolver.
fuck off glock wristlet!

>>33910973
I would rather have the seem, makes for fuck easy cleaning.

>>33910992
i'm telling you the fucking thing hurt i think it was like a .46 calibre or something. my hand was stinging.

>>33910866

I'd just jack off to moose porn at that point.

>>33911015
.46 is a black powder rimfire cartridge.

I would believe it if you said .460 Smith.

>>33911018
Lmao.

>>33911018
Fucking degenerate, what is fuck is wrong with you.

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>>33911056
it was something like this. i dont know names and that stuff but it i thought because it was small, that it was, well small. it ripped itself from my hands. i fired one shot and that was it for me, i was done.

>>33910938
Providing unrequitable evidence to back up a ridiculous claim is a pain in the ass?

In the U.S. we call that common sense. Say something stupid be prepared to be made fun of over it.

>>33911123
no wonder most of you are atheists

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>>33911107
>What you actually shot.

>>33911137
No, they have one faith.
Faith in guns.
>>33910901
Let me wait to my payday (2 weeks), unlike 99% of spanish I do have a job and am not lazy af

>>33911107
>>33911015
>>33910964
>every revolver is a .500 s&w magnum
gtfo noguns and take your bullshit story with you

>>33911177
i'm not sure what that is, sorry

>>33911137
I'm not an atheist, Christian, Muslim or agnostic ETC.
>>33911107
Probably .454 Casull
>>33911172
I don't give a shit about your money other than you claim to be wealthy yet cannot come up with a trivial amount of money to prove otherwise. Also since when do paychecks fall in the middle of the week? Nice try.

>>33911172
>tons of money
>I have to wait till payday
you either have a minimum of four zeros in your bank account at all times or you're a poor fag. If you can't afford al, that RIGHT NOW you're not going to be able to afford it in 2 weeks. How fucking stupid are you? I know some underage faggotry goes on in the Afternoon hours, but how out of touch with reality are you?

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>>33910868
Lol you probably never even fired a gun fag but sure buddy go save the day

>>33910152
We're aren't fucking SG-1, Christ.

Kinda interesting but too out of the way for me with no incentive of space funs

>>33909779
Well then, Let me round up Scooby and fire up the Mystery wagon. You start, we will be there as soon as we recalibrate the spector detector