Weapons your Mom won't let you get. Since /k/ is full

>>33908960
>she said I would shoot the cat.

Did you?

Also what age are you?

Move out of your mums house anon.

>>33908960
my mom wont let me buy any guns

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>>33908979
>>Move out of your mums house anon.

Mums?
Sounds like you need to worry that your government won't let you get guns

Cool pic not related

>>33908960
>>33909002

>being this whipped
>by your own mom
>living with your mom and not paying rent, thus being able to make your own rules

Pathetic

>>33909014
i have social anxiety so im scared to get a job and i dont have any money

>>33909028
Well then have mommy schedule a doctor's visit for you, to get some meds. I'll assume you're still on her insurance plan.

Social anxiety isn't an excuse to not start your life.

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>>33908960
My parents wouldn't pick this up for me (I'm 20). I got a friend to get it.

>>33908960

thousands of nerf guns. I literally wasn't allowed to have any gun like toys. not even the Nintendo blaster. I had to buy an orange one off a friend, even though my grandparents had bought the first grey one.

>>33909045
she wont let me she says she doesnt want me to become dependent on drugs and that they will destroy my body

>>33909050
Sounds like you just admitted to a straw purchase.

>>33909066
He "gifted" it fgt

>>33909056
Your mom is holding you hostage. I bet you haven't even got actual anxiety, it's probably bullshit she's convinced you that you've got.

She's fucked up, but you're still pathetic and need to take control of your life.

>>33909028

Be a man, I have social anxiety too and I went out and did it. If you can't do that find another board.

>>33909073
"I got a friend to get it" literally straw purchase. Post pics of your doggo before...

>>33909050
Hey, I think I've seen that gun before, what state/metropolitan area do you live in, anon?

>>33909073
So like, you had a friend buy a gun and then gift it to you?
That's a straw purchase, my man.

>>33909087
Maybe, but I have a P30 and you don't.

>>33909096
How do you know? Maybe I have a p30 and a dog who isn't about to be killed.

I gave a /cuteboy/ a knife as a present, but his grandma (who he lives with, even at 23) wouldn't let him keep it. He eventually got a job as a plumber's assistant, and after that I gave him a Leatherman, which she let him keep. He wants to save enough to move out, but it's California, so that shit's expensive.

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Im hungry
I hope mom makes lunch soon
Pic related, bitch won't buy me these. Some shit about not having enough gas money to fill the car. I swear her priorities are fucked up.

>>33909077
Your parents love you enough to save you from yourself.

>>33909088
(lie) Dallas Fort Worth area
Texas #1 forever.

>>33909134
wut
Why didn't he just stick it in his pocket and not tell her?

>>33909412
Pathetic tards don't know how to live like regular or semi regular people.

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>>33908960
I AM THE MOMMY

>>33909482
ITT
>anon asks grandma if he can have pocket knife
>she says no

>other anon asks parents for gun
>they say no
>gets it illegally anyways

>>33909587
Asking permission is just one of the places they fucked up.

>>33909573
Please don't post any Natalia pics, my penor is already rubbed raw. I don't think I'll be able to manage another one.

>>33909602
*asking permission is the only place they fucked up

>>33909661
Living with their mom/grandma was another mistake.

>>33909690
This is true.

>>33908960
I redpilled her on guns and told her I could go shootan with dad.

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>>33908960
>Thankfully I don't know this feel
>this is now a feels thread

My mom bought me 2 stripped billet lowers when I was 18. My friend also bought me a pistol because I'm only 20. My dad was always pro 2A, but never had more than 2 guns. I got him into guns and now he has an AUG and a PTR.

We got to talking about guns one day and he said he regrets selling his stainless colt delta elite, so I sold him my FNX.45 tac with a burris fastfire III and he loves it.

My mom is from NY, and now she carries erryday.

>feels
>good
>man

>>33909749
>My friend also bought me a pistol because I'm only 20.
B8

>>33909222
It might be late but since some fine gentlemen think you committed a straw purchase and immediately asked where you lived, I hope you aren't so stupid as to give your area.

>>33909780
>he fills out 4473
>pays ffl
>hey I want that gun!
>make deal
>not prohibited possessors
>bill of sale
>sells me gun for heft consideration of 1$

The gun is now legally mine.

>>33909028
You sound like the type of guy who will masturbate with your sister's Barbie doll wrapped around your dick, pumping in between those articulated knees, and then finishing on the cats belly when it walks into the bathroom just as you are climaxing. You pathetic, sick fuck.

>>33909073
Lmao, only direct family members can "gift" somebody under 21 a handgun, jackass.

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>>33909102

>>33909873
my mom doesnt allow animals in the house she says they will pee in the carpet and it will leave a stain and make the house stink

I feel your pain

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>>33909983
this must be a fucking bait, please be a fucking bait, god help you, please be bait

>>33910120
why would it be bait? this is all fairly normal mom stuff

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>>33910258
no its fucking not for fucks sake

>>33909983
>But that oxidized orange cum sock is okay

Kek.

>>33910392
how did you know about that

>>33909573
>implying any females on Omeagle
Fake pic.

>>33909028
Bro, just find a warehouse job and keep to yourself. I'm the same fucking way and you don't see me complaining about money.

>>33910413
>not washing your cum rags/socks
holy fuck you need some help. See a shrink for the love of the /k/ube

>>33910576
>ass backwards

As usual baka

>>33911776
bro at this point i cant put it in the dirty clothes basket or it will be obvious to my mom what it is and i dont know how to work the washing machine myself

>>33909829
What do you think (lie) means?

>>33911853
If you're too stupid to use a washing machine, ask mommy how to do it. She'll be overjoyed by you trying to take some responsibility.

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>>33908960
None. I buy whatever the fuck I want. I even let my mom shoot them.

>>33911946
If the rest of OP's responses are to be believed, it doesn't sound like she wants him to have independent living skills, so he'll always need her, and her life will have a purpose.

I think OP has Stockholm Syndrome via his mom.

>>33908960
Don't you guys have homework to do? Its a school night and all.

>Wanted guns when I was growing up
>Mom hated guns and pops didn't really care for guns
>Uncle had a couple guns I could take out shooting when I wanted

It all worked out OK. I have 5 guns now.

All Mom-Living anons, Listen here! I am about to give you the story of the year.

Bills are expensive and you can only have $100 left

Now spend $70 on food for the week

$20 gas

$10 for fun shit


That is my life.

>>33908960
Mom told me to not get the Marlin lever action, get the Winchester instead. She got angry!

>>33908960
Respect your family.
I'm a grown man in my 30s. I own my home no loan anymore, my mom is super anti gun and I CC, I don't bring a fire arm in her home. It's that simple, I'm pro gun af and she knows in my home there's a lot of guns. She doesn't want them in hers. It's called respect.

I get you you want guns. Be a grown up get your own place and get guns.

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I just bought this today, with my own money, after my mom said "no more guns anon, you have enough"