For some reason people forget the Brits and the Canadas won

>>33886912
The Shartniks wont like this

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jump ahead 50 years and got southerners BTFO. mainly due to anglo goverment reigning supreme, All the greatest standing civilizations follow this system and those who dont should(shall).

lol give me one reason im wrong...

>/pol/ fags, your nazi fantasies got fucked from 39'-45 till we re wrote your fucked goverment.

>slav fags your system got fucked time and time again until your crumbling empires officially became starving oppressed masses.

>chink fags will get BTFO when state media cant stop the outflowing videos of factorys exploding in the middle of overcrowded citys killing hundreds of inslaved countrymen,

>>33886912
What I find most baffling is that people ACTUALLY consider this a fucking "stalemate"

The US's goal was to invade and annex Canada. They failed, and the British\Canadian forces held them back, forcing the Americans to a diplomatic solution. The British\Canadian military goals was to hold back the American invasion. They won.

And now suddenly, it's a stalemate? lol fuck off the US LOST the war, and I'm sick of americuck historians trying to change what actually happened

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>>33887097
>The British\Canadian military goals was to hold back the American invasion.

British goals at the outset were to prevent naval trade with France, arm and establish an anti-American Indian buffer state, and prevent American expansion westward.

Tell me which one of those succeeded.

>>33886912
Harper pls go and stay go.

Toronto (York) was sacked, too.

Manifest Destiny was an embarrassment to all parties.

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>>33887156

good job switching goalposts and creating false pretenses.

>The United States declared war

>Britain introduced a series of trade restrictions via a series of Orders in Council to impede neutral trade with France, with which Britain was at war. The United States contested these restrictions as illegal under international law.

so no it was not a wartime goal more or less a reason for tension retard.

>American expansion into the Northwest Territory was being obstructed by indigenous leaders such as Tecumseh, who were supplied and encouraged by the British. Americans on the western frontier demanded that interference be stopped.

pretty sure this "buffer state" is now western provinces.

>Historians believe that the capture of Canada was intended only as a means to secure a bargaining chip

Reinforcing the point.

>Once Britain and The Sixth Coalition defeated Napoleon in 1814, France and Britain became close allies. Britain ended the trade restrictions and the impressment of American sailors, thus removing two more causes of the war.

once again making your point moot, and proving you gained the point of veiw you hold via American schooling.

not blaming you for trying but I guess like your ancestors you should have tried harder.

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>>33887156

Even with your attempt foiled, I can still point to the casualties and get the same result.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siege_of_Detroit

>8 killed, 2500 captured.

>Before the surrender, the British bombardment had killed two American officers (including Lieutenant Porter Hanks, the former commander of Fort Mackinac, who was awaiting a court martial), and five other ranks. The answering fire from the guns of Fort Detroit wounded two British gunners.

>Before the surrender

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burning_of_Washington

>after defeating the Americans at the Battle of Bladensburg, a British force led by Major General Robert Ross occupied Washington and set fire to many public buildings, including the White House

>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fort_Mims_massacre

>The Red Sticks' victory at Fort Mims spread panic throughout the Southeastern United States frontier, and settlers demanded government action and fled.

https://www.marinersmuseum.org/sites/micro/usnavy/08/08a.htm

>Of all the causes for the War of 1812, the impressment of American sailors into the Royal Navy was the most important for many Americans.

> the impressment of American sailors

literally cucked just stop lol

>>33886912
america has a long history of declaring victory in wars it lost.

>>33887276
Sharts BTFO

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>>33886912

Inb4 Americans choose not to respond.

>>33886912
It's good because unlike Vietnam they can't even attempt wave off the failure to meet the primary objective of the war with "muh k/d"

I am seriously tired of /k/ shitting on Canada, they have a flawless military record, better gun laws than 3/4 of the world, and a stable govt to boot.

May not gear up the same way the states do, but when push comes to shove the canadians are always first in line to take em down.

>ww1
>ww2
>korea
>even tens of thousands of canadians jumped the border to fight in vietnam as americans where doing the same thing to escape fighting!

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>>33887455
Uh, it's like 5:30-9:30 am in Burgertown right now.
You realize this, right?

>>33887385
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_New_Orleans

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>>33887501

Well on this hemisphere we wake up a little earlier. Its 7:45 CENTRAL time zone and im managing to post.

Not everyone wants to fuck around and drink tea all morning, some of us are used to waking up because we work, fucking europoor. At least Americans are hard working.

>>33887548
I'm not the bong, you post was pretty much my entire point.
I've noticed eurotrash likes to start shit around now because the burger absence allows them the precious time in an echo chamber they crave

>>33887535

read the original post maybe

>>33887548
>Well on this hemisphere

The UK, US and Canda are in in the same hemisphere regardless of whether you split it north/south or East/West.

>>33887568

Well where are you from just outta curiosity?

Thats actually a pretty valid point too...

>>33887570
>strawmanning the fact that UK lost to a bunch of hillbillies, slaves, and pirates
>US 7% missing/killed/injuried
>UK 17% missing/killed/injuried
With defensive and numbers advantage and with coastal artillery in place.
>southernmost excuse
UK was a naval empire and lost at a major port.

>>33887548
>American geography

>>33886912
>Calling the score 1-0 Britain
>What was the revolution

Turns out militia doesn't fight very well against regulars or outside their home turf, but people knew that before. Or should have known, in the case of the americans. Regulars, navy and defending militia did alright.

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>>33887602

>implying american citizens arent a collection of re-named hillbillies, slaves and pirates. The only good come from the educated north, and sad to say California. See Lincoln, Nixon, Roosevelt(both), Reagen, and the whole original gang who based their ideas on a reformed BRITISH idea of freedom. I am not strawmanning and your admitting you (provided your american) lost that war lol. Managing to lick your wound i guess.

>>33887606
Dont have any idea what your getting at. be more clear.

>>33887617
United States:
6,824 killed in battle

Great Britain:
4,000 army troops killed in battle

Was a war rightly fought, the Revolutionary War was at least the second-deadliest conflict in American history, ranking ahead of World War II and behind only the Civil War. And every bit of that freedom was rightly earned. Not denying that and I am a full supporter of Washington's America!

>still got BTFO in Canadian territory tho

> attacked Quebec City on December 31, but were defeated by Carleton in a battle that ended with Montgomery dead, Arnold wounded, and over 400 Americans taken prisoner.[50] The remaining Americans held on outside Quebec City until the spring of 1776, suffering from poor camp conditions and smallpox, and then withdrew when a squadron of British ships under Captain Charles Douglas arrived to relieve the siege.[51]

>Another attempt was made by the Americans to push back towards Quebec, but they failed at Trois-Rivières on June 8, 1776. Carleton then launched his own invasion and defeated Arnold at the Battle of Valcour Island in October. Arnold fell back to Fort Ticonderoga, where the invasion had begun. While the invasion ended as a disaster for the Americans, Arnold's efforts in 1776 delayed any full-scale British counteroffensive until the Saratoga campaign of 1777.
>invasion ended as a disaster for the Americans,

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I guess status quo ante bellum could be counted as a British victory since they didn't start the war and they were on the defensive.

>>33886912

>Set the white-house on fire.
>Accidentally cause a huge fire.
>oh fug :DDDDDDDDDDD
>Brits Burn their own men.
>It gets completely out of control
>More bongs get blown up when a ammo dump goes up.
>Retreat out
>w-we won guys!

>>33887617
>>What was the revolution
Brits vs Brits

You call the French Revolution French vs French, and the Russian Revolution Russians vs Russians. What makes the British citizens living in the US continent different?

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>>33887500

>>even tens of thousands of canadians jumped the border to fight in vietnam as americans where doing the same thing to escape fighting!

>>33887761

What are you even trying to say? The city was sacked and several buildings on the mall where burned to the ground.

Literally to the point where people where just jaunting aroung burning shit, probably drunk off whiskey, stoned, having a good time. People wanna get fucked up and burn shit thats fine, but dont count it as a loss when you loose a couple boys to the flames.

>he day after the destruction of the White House, Rear Admiral Cockburn entered the building of the D.C. newspaper, the National Intelligencer, intending to burn it down. However, several women persuaded him not to because they were afraid the fire would spread to their neighboring houses.

True gent.

>americans literally saved by storm.

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>>33887797

Just because you seem douptfull

>In counter-current to the movement of American draft-dodgers and deserters to Canada, about 30,000 Canadians volunteered to fight in southeast Asia.[

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>>33887797
One-hundred and ten (110) Canadians died in Vietnam, and seven remain listed as missing in action. U.S. Army Sergeant Peter C. Lemon, an American immigrant from Canada was awarded the U.S. Medal of Honor for his valour in the conflict. (This cross-border enlistment was not unprecedented: Both the First and the Second World War saw thousands of Americans join the Canadian Armed Forces before the U.S officially declared war on Germany)[38]

Some points should be made:
>Canadians like to brag about this, but it was a British territory with British troops.

>The US didn't really want to go to war. Some war hawks in congress barely got a vote through when they used British sailors boarding American ships they suspected of smuggling as an excuse.

>They expected the majority of Canadians to greet the Americans as liberators from the British ignorant of all the loyalists that moved there after the revolutionary war.

>Canadians like to brag they burned the whitehouse down, but Americans burned all but one of their parliamentary buildings down in retaliation for the magazine blowing up like a massive IED at the Battle of York.

>Canadians claim it's an accident, Americans thought it was intentional.

>Canadians formed an alliance with local indians in return for a independent indian state, but then closed them out of the peace negotiations.

>Later Irish fenians tried to invade Canada and hold it ransom for Ireland independence, but got drunk and decided to fight each other instead in the staging area.

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>>33887860

All of those are fine points except:

>US didnt REALLY want to go to war, kinda like the US didnt REALLY want to go to vietnam, or REALLY want to go to afganistan. Thing is they still DECLARED war, they STARTED it retard, thats like mouthing off on the schoolyard then once you get beat up saying you didnt REALLLY mean it lol

>>33887880
Learn to greentext you newfag cuckold

>>>/reddit/

>>33886912
>England comes over to US
>Hey we don't like that your farmers kicked our soldiers' AND hired mercs' asses so here's round 2
>Also we don't want you to take Canadian land so we're helping them
>Barely keeps US out
The US is still independent, we won
Get over it

>>33887860

Just to be clear on what not REALLY wanting to do somthing looks like

>the House of Representatives deliberated for four days behind closed doors before voting 79 to 49 (61%) in favor of the first declaration of war. The Senate concurred in the declaration by a 19 to 13 (59%) vote in favour.

This was also the first declaration of war in american congressional history to my knowledge so don't blame it on war hawks

>>33887920

The whole point of this thread is to say that that mentality is flawed. The US which was its own country at this point declared war on the British and Canadians. The British and Canadians are document for having repelled the offensive and continuing to sack more than one American city.

You dont even exhibit one fact in your greentext that has to do with winning anything lol, just a couple half truths and a lie lol.

>PLEASE ACKNOWLEDGE US AMERICA!!!!
Im not a amerishit but ive got to ask why do foreigners so pathetically need American validations? Especially western Europeans on /k/ who desperately want to be recognized and treated as important by Amerishits on an American website.

You do realize that they dont even give a thought to most of you and your countries

>>33887855
Many Canadians went south to join the Federal army in the American civil war as well.

>>33887967
For once i find myself agreeing with a vatnik. Europeans really do have an especially severe case of short man syndrome and always feel the need to prove something to Americans.

>>33887860
Mostly true however there were a great many Canadian settlers involved in the conflict as well. To be fair though, the majority of the "Canadian " combatants were British troops.

We lost mainly because we kept Michigan and Detroit in the US.

>>33887860
>Canadians like to brag.
Not really a fair statement. It just gets a little tiring listening to the BS about "never lost a war" that many americans quote and clearly isn't true.

>>33887991
Western Europeans has had a napoleon complex ever after the end of WW2 after suddenly realizing theyve been permanently pushed to the geopolitical backseat behind Russia and Americans.

Is starting this war the biggest military mistake America has ever made? I mean, after losing Vietnam it's not like Charlie swam over and burnt down the fucking White House.

>>33887967


I am Canadian fag. And I dont need validation, we won a war for that lol. You guys can keep on switching it up but all it does is prove that it stings.

US goals:
>halt the impressing of American merchant sailors into the royal navy
Status: Achieved
>halt the British navy's harassment of US merchant ships trying to trade with continental Europe
Status: achieved
>disrupt British arms trade with interior Indian tribes
Status: partially achieved, arms trade is greatly reduced
>liberate Canada
Status:failure

The fighting on land in this war was essentially pointless, the invasion of Canada was intended to spark a revolution and supply that revolution with cannon, it wasn't intended to conquer, and it was doomed the moment the revolution failed to materialise. The burning of DC cost the British government more than repairing the damage cost the US government, and the battle of New Orleans happened after the British had signed an armistice with us agreeing to our terms, because the Constitution and her sister ships spent the whole war stunting on the Royal Navy and crippling British maritime trade.

Yeah, it wasn't a perfect victory, but the British agreed to our terms, we didn't agree to theirs. That makes it a victory for the US.

>>33888064
>Yeah, it wasn't a victory
FTFY Amerishart

>>33887991

OP here, I allude to the fact that the anglo-sphere reigns supreme in a earlier post. Cant be a Euro with small man syndrome if your actually a Canadian who isnt scared to flaunt his country's history.

>>33887791
They won.

France was already a country. After the revolution it was still France just under new management

Same with russia.

In the American Revolution a new country was founded were one did not previously exist.

>I really expected more from Canadian schools.

>>33888062
>>33888062
You claim that affirmation yet you are here begging for the Americans to recognize you while at the same time putting on facade of smug confidence. If you didn't care as you say it would not bother you if or not the Americans recognized your alleged victory

>>33888086

Willing to bet he isnt Canadian, and that buddy who said the burger wherent up yet was right lol

>>33888021
>Losing battles

>Losing wars

You see canadianon, you can loose one and still not loose the other.

>>33888062
>Canada
>Winning

Why do leafs need to use Limey achievements?

>>33887701
>FDR
One hell of a socialist that sympathized with the soviets ala lend lease and wanted the US to enter the war prior to Pearl Harbor. At least he managed to get us out of the depression.
>Reagan
Introduced gun control culture to Commiefornia and was responsible for closing the machine gun registry.
>Nixon
He wasn't all too bad but he was one hell of a scum for Watergate
>Based Theodore
No complaints.
>Lincoln
Mixed.

>>33888117
Like how Americans say they won in Vietnam despite completly failing their overall objective of the war
Difference being America didn't achieve its objective in 1812 either

>>33888062
>I dont need validation
I mean im not disagreeing with your victory claims but the vatnik ITT is onto something, seeing that you're really going after a primarily American audience.

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>>33886912

>>33888117
But you did. Why is it so painful to admit the truth? Could you be hiding so self doubt in all the bluster and noise?

>>33888127
I guess because During the War of 1812 Canada was a British territory,not a sovereign nation. I expect that if you could go back in time and ask any citizen who they were? They would probably answer British.

>>33888083
The British had goals as well, they were
>Destroy the American Navy
Failure, the US stunted on the world's premier naval power all over the Atlantic and this drove the price of tea up 400% during the conflict
>Establish a British allied Indian state west of the Appalachian Mountains that will halt US expansion
Total failure.
>Prevent US merchants and shippers from trading with other European countries, IE restore US status as colony according to Mercantilism economic theory
Total failure
>Enforce right of the Royal Navy to way lay US flag shipping and impress up to 20% of the crew into service in the Royal Navy
Total failure

The British Empire signed our terms to end the conflict, not the other way around.
>>33888084
The war was almost entirely fought at sea, so you can't blame Canada for losing it, but lose it the British Empire did.

>>33888279
The US declared war and invaded Canada with the intention of occupying it. They were soundly repelled in several locations at different times. How can you twist that into a win and believe it?

>>33888086
You're a fucking retard.

Literally every revolution was the birth of a new nation.
>americuck education

>>33886912
>two centuries ago
>amerisharts STILL butthurt they lost

fucking kek you can't make this shit up

>>33888377
>being this bitter
You're way too emotionally invested in some shit that happened 200 years ago bruh

>>33888342
It's like the enclave in fallout. The whole world is in a nuclear apocalypse but America still somehow won even though it's infrastructure and government is in shambles

>>33888279
>Prevent US merchants and shippers from trading with other European countries, IE restore US status as colony according to Mercantilism economic theory


>blockade france and stop america from providing war materials to Napoleon

STOP OPPRESSING US

but clearly america would never blockade another nation during wartime

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>>33888394
>refute and correct a fact
>LEL SO BITTER Y U MAD XDDD

kys you cuck.

>>33886912
>White house=sacked
The army that sacked Washington had it's ass handed to it by MD guardsmen when they approached Baltimore. Robert Ross, the guy that is given credit for Washington, was killed at the Battle of North Point by two sharpshooters. Both of whom were more than likely illiterate tabacco farmers.

>>33888575
This is correct, so?

I advise Canadians to not try and make everyone hate you

>>33888699
That works both ways

>>33887571
Only parts of the UK.

>>33886912
>people forget that the score is 1-0 for the brits.

brits tend to arbitrarily pick their starting point for these sorts of things so it paints them in a better light

for instance if we're talking about anglo-american conflicts then you should start at actual the start, with the american war of independence. You know, that war you lost. That war which was much larger and much more important for world history than the anglo-american war of 1812.

>>33888575
Still sacked it.

>>33888135
What was our objective exactly?

Yes the invasion of Canada failed.

But we stopped the invasion of Michigan and the Ohio country. Look up the battle of Fort Meigs.

We also proved we could hold our own against the greatest navy in the world at the time. Eventually forcing England to sign a peace treaty ensuring our freedom of the seas. Not bad for a nation less than 50 year in existence.

And just so we don't miss understand each other. There was no nation of Canada at that time. Just another part of the empire.
So what exactly did Canada win?

Independence? Better trade relations with England?

The right to keep existing as England's colony?

>>33888342
do you understand the concept of having more than one theatre of operations in a war? Apparently not.

I guess britain lost WWII because they failed miserably against the japanese for the majority of the war? Or failed miserably during market garden?

Oh right, no, that's not how it works

>>33889116
>So what exactly did Canada win?
>Independence? Better trade relations with England? The right to keep existing as England's colony?

brutal

>>33889116
And this is why there is a strong argument that the War of 1812 was a draw.Invasion repelled, series of stinging defeats on the worlds greatest sea power of the era, etc. etc.

>>33888429
Bro you can not be this upset over history. Dont give yourself an aneurysm

>>33888394
So the United States of America existed before the revolution.

I could have sworn it was Englands 13 colonies and Spanish Florida.

Unlike France that just deposed a king but was still France.

Or Russia that deposed a czar but was still Russia.

I suppose that if Canada had ever had a revolution you might appreciate the difference.

>>33889217
But im not denying any of what you said, im just trying to figure out what it is that caused you to be this resentful towards Americans

>>33889073
>brits ignoring this

>it was 1-0 guys honest, no there wasn't a much larger and more important war we lost or anything

>>33889235

Precisely what i've been wondering over the course of this whole thread. What is it that Brits and Canacucks want to prove to us? they seem to take it rather seriously

>>33889235
Really? read the constant flow of shit about" leafs" and the" day of the rake" crap and try to imagine why.

>>33889294
So excessive American shitposting and self importance has left you indignant and with a chip on your shoulder?

>>33888621
Pokes a big hole in the narrative that the British Army rampaged without any opposition you see in most threads like this.

>hurr we burned the white house
>what do you mean that army lost at baltimore?
>ft McHenry? what is that?
>britannia rules the waves
>canada stronk

In terms of American military history the War of 1812 was a wakeup call that a more professional standing army is needed. The prevailing thought process in american defense at the time was let the militia take care of it. The militia was great against indians and fighting on a local level, but had many problems with retention and getting guys to fight outside of their state.

>>33889095
Then proceed to have a commanding officer responsible for the sacking killed at North Point. On top of the strategic loss at Baltimore. That same force then get destroyed at New Orleans.

>>33889235
>Obnoxious
>Zealous as fuck
>Nation of hypocrisy
I don't know
I'm jealous of your countries freedom, your people are overbearing dickbags

>>33888127
Because they didn't get full independence untill the 1980s

>>33889357
But the thing is.... why do you care this much about a country full of people 70% of who probably dont even think about the rest of the world?

>>33889314
More annoyed and impatience with idiots that happen to be Americans than Americans in general.

>>33889375
Yes, shitposting on 4chan on a lazy weekend is certainly indicative of my actual thoughts
What gave you the idea I care at all?

>>33889370
sure sure, lad. stir it up.lol

>>33889357
There are 300 million of us. There's bound to be several thousand assholes in the states.

That's like me complaining about a few hundred thousand Chinese assholes.
Not even a drop in the bucket my maple friend.

>>33888132
>managed to get us out of the depression

No he didnt, lern to economics.

>>33889386
Non-American here, you sound like a fucking woman. If Amerisharts, who have notoriously thin skin, can succeed in winding you up, then yours must be more delicate than a baby's buttock. You are some kind of vagina

>>33887500
> they have a flawless military record... and a stable govt to boot.
If you kill your enemy, they win.

>>33886971
>mainly due to anglo goverment reigning supreme
How do you jibe this with the British being the Confederacy's strongest allies?

They even built them naval vessels in secret during the war.

>US beats Britain gains their independence
>Britain beats US
It's 1-1 nigger and don't even get me started on how you cucks lost your empire and needed the US in wwii and are fadding into irreverence.
>hur dur we beat you once but still have a shitty economy and no dental hygiene

This is a weapons board UK post your gats

You don't have any? I thought so

I love how when one bootyblasted ameritard responds a few more see the thread, get assblasted and post more shit too
Funny stuff, not even a bucktooth bong

>>33889788
>ass blasted
K m8

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>>33888021
Then use an example that they can't argue against with anything other than "Well we won the next time after we deliberately broke the treaty."

Congrats America, you lost a war to fucking Natives. Most of them didn't even have guns.

>>33887860
>Irish fenians tried to invade Canada and hold it ransom for Ireland independence, but got drunk and decided to fight each other instead in the staging area.
fucking mics kek

>>33889406
>The Canada Act 1982 (1982 c. 11) is an Act of the Parliament of the United Kingdom that was passed at the request of the Canadian federal government to "patriate" Canada's constitution, ending the necessity for the British parliament to be involved to make changes to the Constitution of Canada. The Act also formally ended the "request and consent" provisions of the Statute of Westminster 1931 in relation to Canada, whereby the British parliament had a general power to pass laws extending to Canada at its own request.

Per Wikipedia

>>33889808
what exactly is this suppose to prove?

I'm an American, natives got shafted, that's why npr had a whole story about wanting to ban liquor stores in north dakota or some shit

>>33886912
>best navy in the world shows up
>a bunch of fucking niggers, pirates, irish people, and freed negros fight them off
>they win
>best armada in the world retreats with tail between legs

Thats not a victory numb nuts.

t. New Orleanian

>>33886912

> Won the war
> White peace

Curious

>>33886912
>forgetting Toronto/York got burned down too.

Stupid canucks.

>>33888127
I mean i see your point, but in all fairness canada in 1812 was basically an extension of Britain, not actually Canada as it is now, so most of the citizens would have probably considered themselves brits

any semi smart Canadian knows we didn't do shit. Canada wasn't a country then, we only formed quickly as a result of the civil war when the risk of an American invasion was pretty real

it was just a dick waving contest between the brits and yanks

t. Canadian fag.

>>33889116
I guess we owe you burgers a deal of thanks then, if it wasnt for 1812 we wouldn't be what we are today, A GIANT FUCKING KEK, so thanks for that

>>33890108
But new orleansis still part of america, so its a loss for you and a win for the brits

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War of 1812 statue in Toronto of a redcoat standing over a fallen clapper serves as a daily reminder to visiting sharts who won.

>US invasion of Canada REKKED
>US capital city burned
>US win battle of New Orleans hiding behind fortifications, big deal.

>>33890288
Hey quit your shit, stop trying to be a minge you limey cunt.
t. Canadian

>>33890307

I agree that's a retarded statue. put it in London or something

t. Ottawa fag.

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>>33887321
>Of all the causes for the War of 1812, the impressment of American sailors into the Royal Navy was the most important for many Americans.

Yet another lie told at the time and now.

>UK sailors mutiny and defect to the USA.
>UK navy said fuck right off M80 you can't do that.
>USA spins this as the UK capturing USA citizens as slaves for the UK navy.

>>33890288
>Muh we burned ur Capitol
And britain captured Philadelphia (with congress) in the Revolution and they won right? Oh wait early America could move the Capitol to wherever congress was you dip

ITT: leafcucks trying to be relevant in todays world by bringing up a military defeat by the worlds greatest superpower, 200 years ago.

>>33888064
>>halt the impressing of American merchant sailors into the royal navy
>Status: Achieved
>>halt the British navy's harassment of US merchant ships trying to trade with continental Europe
>Status: achieved
Because the UK war with France ended so those didn't matter to the UK anymore.

The objectives were completed not because of anything the USA did but because a different war ended.

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>Brits: honestly Yanks we were too busy defeating old Bonaparte to care about that war with you...

really? how many British regiments were at Leipzig again?

>but, muh Waterloo...

3/4s of the Coalition troops there were German.

let's see, as a result of the war the US got...
>Maine
>Florida
>dominion over the entire Mississippi Watershed.
>dominion over the Great Lakes
>dominance over the global whaling industry
>British abandonment of active efforts to halt American westward expansion

Brits got...
>to keep Canada

I love losing wars to Canadians.

>>33889673
He didnt actually say that, and I didnt vote for that fag. And trump said so much crazy shit over his campaign its not even funny

>>33890102
It's a war the US lost without any way to weasel around it.

Even funnier, as part of the treaty we ceded the Lakota the Ponca's reservation, so we had to forcibly remove the Ponca from their land. Technically making this a war of conquest.

>>33890288
>They have individual bases
Really, Canada? Was it so hard to differentiate between real war and tabletop wargames?

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>>33890670

Feels pretty good desu senpai

The war at sea is completely ignored, except for a few battles the Americans always talk about winning. And it's probably the area where the US got btfo the most.

It's like people forget that if the British had a large enough navy to constantly 'pull over' American ships and inspect them for deserters, then that same navy is going to be sinking the fuck out of those same ships when war is declared. Which is exactly what it did, devastating American merchant shipping on the high seas, where the American navy didn't have the balls to go.

>backwater war
Also this. The main portion of the British military was tied up fighting mother-fucking Napoleon, who was kinda a big deal.

>>33890355
>the original DINDU NUFFINS

It's like it's in their blood. Ironic how modern day america is Africa 2 electric boogaloo

>>33889370
>>33889981
>American understanding of international politics
>being accurate
pick one.

>>33890670
Well, as long as you're fine with it

>>33890371
At least you acknowledged that you lost mr.Burger

>>33890670
I'd take Canada over Maine, Florida or the Mississippi, really.

>PLEASE NOTICE US AMERICA

the thread

>>33886912
>Anglo Alliance since ww1
>Also known as the U.S.A. and its puppet states that happen to speak the same language

>Score is 1-0 for the brits
>Because America gained it's independence peacefully right?

Stop pretending to matter Britain

>>33891303
>then that same navy is going to be sinking the fuck out of those same ships when war is declared. Which is exactly what it did, devastating American merchant shipping on the high seas, where the American navy didn't have the balls to go.
Amazing how the British cheer over the sinking of civilian ships when they're the ones shooting the cannons but freak out as soon as the Germans try it.

>>33890565
>What is Waterloo
>What is Peninsula War
>What is Trafalgar

Not saying that the Brits did all the work but for a naval power they did a lot.

2/10 made me reply

>>33890371
Lol 200 years ago, England was the superpower, dumb ass.

>>33888423
The British were preventing us from trading with their allies and the neutral countries of europe and the Mediterranean as well..