>tfw u go shooting innawoods and forget to calibrate your

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>>33882643
>tfw you see a thread and have no idea what the fuck its even about

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>Tfw you are at the range and your Göbel circulation system assist is artifacted

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>>33882643
>tfw you go to the indoor range, and your retention ammo hasn't been acclimated properly

>>33882643
>main deviator valve cap
FAL?
AG-42 or derivative?
FN-49?
MAS-49?
What the fuck were you shooting?
It sounds like fun.

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>tfw you're at the range, and your lubrication assimilatory guide-pump is operating at peak performance.

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>>33882643
>tfw you go to the range and open your bag to see your didlo you left in there

>>33882643
>tfw operating innamountains and your modified Kruger's control tube is a solenoid

>>33883277
how? i can only get 75% fluid rates on a good day. do you use a 1mm spindle adjustor or 5mm?

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>tfw your retention pump carburetor is flaggested

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> tfw at the range and Acclimated Valve Quick Release works perfectly

>>33883334
>2017
>still using metric spindlers

>>33883277
>using a LAG-pump
If you aren't using integral lubrication, then you might as well be using dogshit.

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>he uses 7 rotor cyclic charge exchangers

hey guys, I was thinking about switching to a hydraulic gas ignition system on my ASLR, thoughts?

people say it's a meme compared to using the original liquid hydrogen compressor, but it seems worth the extra cost.

>tfw u go to the range and your Kegels malfunction and your low-thread ball capper lubrication rod dries up and you have to re-pump the ballistic converter

feelsbadman

>>33883517
Are you worried about side-fumbling?

If yes, get it. If no, then don't waste the money.

>>33882797
Yugo RLDsK-92 chambered in 8.43 "Evershot" non-fractal ammo

/k/, who makes the best ion-fracker? I need my girdle springs to reciprocate properly, but they keep getting out of line with the waxing shaft.

>>33883583
is that the model with the septagonal slide-slapper?

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>>33882703
Jesus. That's not fun. How'd you manage to fix that?

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>>33882643
>tfw you go to the range only to find your splines haven't been reticulated

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>>33883277
>needing any form of lubrication
High and dry, baby.
High. And. Dry.
Besides, everyone knows a SSLT pump is the only way to lube your crossaxles.

>>33883583
>non fractal
Isn't that illegal in council space?

>>33883583
You couldn't pay me enough to use one of those

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>>33882643
>tfw you show up at the gun show and your wallet isn't formatted for USD

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>show up at the range realizing your gas exchange dynamo hasn't been properly synched with your shoulder thing that goes up
>it's still in perfect running order
Russian technology

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>tfw when you go to pick up your mail order gun and you didn't properly fill out your CAS-456 Sub.164 form and the Proto-Governmental agency commit a Vortexual Operation on your Federal Weapons Rating.

>>33883889
IS THAT THE FUCKING SOURCE FOR THAT GOD DAMNED IMAGE

>>33885186
You better get on that, and make sure to file for a FMA-1200-T so you can explain the situation. A lot of people forget that.

Btw, what did you order?

>>33885335
Thanks for the tip.

I was able to find an in the box Brominx .435 Express

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>when it's 2017 and you still have to hand-crank your guns non-Newtonian firing system assembly because you put all your money into self-moulding metric-pattern period-accurate safety wrist straps for your canadian MLRWSK-4
life is suffering

>when you're fucking around in Kuiper Belt and you stumble upon time dilated self collapsed relativistic engine that apparently never heard a kill switch being flicked in the engine room.
>and you just crossed its event horizon
>and that fucking cunt will get all of your guns kept in the buffer using your crusted semen as DNA authorization

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>>33882643
>twf home invasion and your tectonic-resistant hollow points aren't resonating

>friend brings his gun over to my house
>it's made of prefabulated amulite, surmounted by a malleable logarithmic casing in such a way that the two spurving bearings were in direct line with the pentametric fan.

giving guns to fudds was a mistake

>>33885186
Is that fucking jerma

>>33886824
Yes