>be Tempefag, AZ >Barhopping inna Mill Ave for Cinco De

if 3 mexicans grabbed your wrist my question is how big is your wrist?

>>33876143

To be fair I was somewhat tipsy and couldn't track properly. Someone grabbed my wrist, I know that. Maybe the two mexiwhores grabbed my shirt. All I remember is multiple hands grabbing me, immediately breaking stance, backing off, and reaching for my knife.

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If three Mexicans grabbed me in the street at 2AM, I would have made them into bean dip

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>>33876085
situational awareness 0/10 you should be dead

>>33876176

This was Mill Ave, right next to ASU. No guns allowed.

Maybe they were horned up and wanted the "el blanco verga"

>>33876216
They wanted to steal OP's virginity but he went light rail avenger on them lmao

>>33876085
You just told the gayest story I've ever read on /k/. So yeah, ok.

>>33876176

gray fedora 4 u !

>>33876182
Holy mother of kek

>>33876182
Lol fucking died

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>>33876152
>All I remember is multiple hands grabbing me, immediately breakinstsnce, backing off, and reaching for my knife.

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>>33876085
>be op
>stumbling around town drunk like the retard he is
>about to tip over and eat shit
>3 local wetbacks notice OPs public spectacle
>"like omg we should help him"
>slutty, average looking beaner goes to touch him
>OP freaks out and goes full Dale Gribble mode
>lucky for them OP left his pocket sand at home
no but seriously if you were carrying i'd deem you mentally unfit to. avoiding the "hey let's party" chick so the guy can't rob you is smart, letting them get the drop on you while you've been drinking is not. 3/10 situational awareness, you're just lucky they were illegals and couldn't report the knife wielding drunk wandering around

>>33877000
Chkd

>>33876085
Were you that guy by El Hefe? You looked like a bitch desu

>>33876184
>2nd amendment: shall not be infringed
>anon: no guns allowed :'(

>>33876184
I carry on Mill all the time, retard.

>>33879165
Literally this. OP, you suck cocks. And I also carry around Mill Ave. Now quit blogposting and die.