What's the most bullshit scene you've ever encountered

The police charging the G36c wielding thugs in The Dark Knight rises.

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classic

>>33872005

The one where the bad guys just suddenly forget that they can shoot from further than 5 feet? I know what you're talking about.

>>33872005
This tbqh.

>>33872002

>Sherman vs Tiger in fury

>LT spiers running through that German force in BoB

>Everything about the Hurtlocker

There are so many to pick from

>>33872032

>Shot directly to the forehead just leaves a small clean hole.

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>>33872002

>>33872019
instantly thought of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYFlQWL7u6U

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>>33872046
do you think it would leave a gaping mega-hole? i think you mean exit wounds.

>>33872002
Why were there so many explosions?

>>33872097
Why would you spend hundreds of thousands on truck mods and not get the ultra wide tires?

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>>33872002
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Edk_mAeU2kU

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>>33872117
you don't have to buy ultra wide sprares if you don't have ultra wide tires

>>33872131
I enjoyed...

Not even mad.

>>33872131
>not posting the superior version
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDBE7p8nO4A

>>33872034
>>LT spiers running through that German force in BoB
That actually happened though.

>>33872117
Double-tires looks cooler.

>>33872034
Didn't Lt. Spiers actually do that tho?

Also, that one dude in Hacksaw Ridge running shooting Japs with BAR one handed and using a torso as a shiled

>>33872131

At the very beginning of the clip, the battleship is well within effective fire range of the alien thing, but it does not open fire until 1:45, thus wasting an entire minute and three quarters of time that it could have been shooting, with both primary and secondary guns. Of all the things wrong with the movie, this is what bothers me the most for some reason.

>>33872034
>>LT spiers running through that German force in BoB
that actually happened

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>>33872034
>>LT spiers running through that German force in BoB

>>33872002
Pretty outrageous
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ky-uzsw0kqw

>>33872198
>Clubhauling a battleship

No fucking way this could happen.

>>33872032
I remember this episode lol

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>>33872222
>Also, that one dude in Hacksaw Ridge running shooting Japs with BAR one handed and using a torso as a shiled
I really can't believe that this shit happened. A entire human torso would be too heavy to carry around like that with one hand, while you shoot a BAR with the other hand, and running.

>>33872032
For some reason my brain keeps wanting this guy to be Van Damme.

>>33872051
You know, we rag on Seagall's action movies all the time, but what if we're wrong and he's actually just making Seagallsploitation films?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zd7RAauvDzw#t=1m58s

>>33872308
Adrenaline is a hell of a drug. And malnourished gooks aren't that heavy.

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>>33872308
>A entire human torso would be too heavy to carry around like that

Not if you're Big Guy

>>33872344
>And malnourished gooks aren't that heavy
Is a american body.

>>33872046
.22 short

>>33872336
I don't get it. They shot a guy?

>>33872428
He probably can't understand why Colonel Sanders was wandering around the front lines like an idiot.

>>33872428
Look at the primer of the cartridge when he loads the gun.

>>33872131
That actually happened though

>>33872308
Is he shooting a loosely choked shotgun with shells containing 15-20 50cal projectiles each, all traveling 2500fps or something?
Those hit rates are amazing.

>>33872468
Man, that's visible for like 2 frames.

>>33872308
What's funny is that that happened, nothing like that though

>>33872097
GSWs from that close tend to leave both powder tatooing and sometimes burn marks. suppressor would likely prevent the latter though

I remember this one movie where one plane grabs onto another plane using ropes and rips its wings off before blowing off the tail.

That wasn't even the worst part of the movie. Someone nearly shoots a man before throwing him out of a plane.

>>33872628
You're a big guy...

>>33872046
She also turns 180 degrees during her fall somehow.

>>33872032
>>33872046
Yeah, actually it does leave a small cleanish hole.

>9mm sub-sonic

http://www.miscopy.com/5969/isis/isis-video-show-pov-assassination-two-execution/

>>33872002
I don't know. Ghosts? Zombies? Werewolves? Aliens? Monsters?

>>33872509
Story?

>>33872002
I challenge someone to find a more silly scene
http://youtu.be/f8ghhDbtUpY

>>33872002
Anything before Black Hawk Down. Before then Hollywood only incidentally paid attention to accuracy and weapons handling. BHD set a new standard employing many consultants including some of the guys who lived it. Since then the movies that pay attention to the details are pretty good and that makes the ones who don't look pretty terrible.

this one right here!

I don't think the BREN is a better marksman's rifle then a scoped smle.

>>33873605
https://youtu.be/zd7RAauvDzw

>>33873621
Whole movie is shit don't get worked up over it.

>>33873621

Bren's were always noted for their accuracy dude.

>>33872628
are you talking about Call of duty Ghost?

>>33873605
>>33873621

The BREN is pretty damn accurate, its also heavy, has a longer barrel and a proper bipod on it.

The alternative was an SMLE, not a precision or snipers rifle.

>>33872019
I think that was the joke.

>>33872232
Had to get close enough to be one hundred percent sure of penetration. That, and maximizing the amount of guns on the target.

>>33872131
massive alien spaceship.
no homing/guided missiles of any kind

>that one dude in Hacksaw Ridge running shooting Japs with BAR one handed and using a torso as a shiled

>LT spiers running through that German force in BoB

>http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RealityIsUnrealistic

Every Holocaust scene ever.

>>33874146

Here is a fucking wrench in that, these stories are anecdotal. Although I never considered Spiers run superhuman, just a man with a high luck build

>>33873696

wot the guy had a No 4 T model

>>33872046
>apply directly to the forehead

>>33872019
>This one sub-15 second clip hit every point /k/ complains about for firearms in movies

It's like the writers started a "what annoys you about guns in movies" thread and then used everything to put in this scene.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fw0kg2GWVHo

>>33874257
I'm 100% sure that scene was done as a joke and I don't even know what it's from. You do know what a joke is don't you anon?

>>33872034
Hurtlocker was bizarre. I remember there's a bit where 3 soldiers and a contractor get pinned down by snipers and they just sit there for the whole day, no support is called in or arrives.

There's another scene where troops just sort of walk around iraqi cities on their own

It seemed like an alternate reality

>>33872032
movie?

>>33874257
>>33873798
>>33872019
>>33874291


Its not a joke. The girl that does not use sights and waves two guns at random actually is implanted with neural link to godlike AI thats monitoring the building. For all intents and purposes she counts as transhuman cyborg.

Her actions make sense in this context - she does not do the aiming herself, she just moves the gun in arcs, and said omniscient AI continuously calculates where the guns are pointed. At the moment when gun is pointed at the enemy, she gets a jolt and pulls the trigger.

Its the literall aimbot cheat. As long as she has contact with AI , and AI has a way of monitoring her surroundings, she can accurately shoot through walls, doors etc. She does not aim, because the aiming part is literally done by a machine outside her head. Only part that matter on meat part is to maintain consistent trigger work with every shot.

Thats transhumanism for you. Hope this explains things.

>>33874228
>No 4 T
Not the anon you're responding to, but the No. 4 is basically a SMLE. They just changed how the rifles were named and updated it a bit.

I think what he meant was that the Enfields were more in line with the modern DMR role rather than a true precision rifle in the modern sense. There's a reason Hathcock used an M2 around the same time.

>>33874532
I call bullshit.

There's no way this isn't a joke in some shit show that's being ironic about everyone it does- I'm looking at you Angie Tribeca or any live action show on Adult Swim's line up.

Mostly I call bullshit because it wouldn't explain why she and the chick she's with calmly walk across the hallway. Also you're a faggot who's full of shit.

>>33874584
The show he's talking about is Person of Interest.

He's basically correct about the AI aimbot, though I don't think it shocks her, just tells her when to pull the trigger and accounts for reaction time in its calculations.

Still a little ridiculous though.

>>33874612
>look up the show
>actually sounds legit
Well lube me up with some astroglide and fuck me with a bad dragon, turns out I'm the faggot.

>>33874306
It was made by a woman

>>33872005
They basically forgot basic tactics for fuck's sake.
That's why Gotham is a crime-infested shithole of a city.

>>33872131
As a massive sucker for rule-of-cool movies with America fuck-yeah plots, yes, I enjoyed this movie.

>>33872428
>>33872468
I think its more of why in the fuck would you switch from a weapon with fucking magnification for a heavy as shit mg not designed for precision shooting. Not gonna look it up but I wouldn't doubt the Bren is the same caliber as an Enfield and giving up for a borderline similar caliber, if different, is a equal trade off for magnification. Also people just heading in one flank no fire support straight towards a fortified enemy is a turkey shoot.

I'm guessing the fat fuck in the white suit was the financial backer of the attackers so I see no problem with the decision to retreat.

>>33872216
Dualies are for hauling, wide tires are for traction.

>>33872032

What movie was it????

>>33874532
ok now hand wave away the ability to fire with no recoil and hold a normal conversation at the same time

>>33874511
>>33874833
I'm 99% sure it's not from a movie, but from the TV show Homeland, correct me if I'm wrong.

>>33874889
>homeland

Huh. I kinda recognized the actor. Pops watches it, i kinda suspect why he did what he did (guy was a CIA spook gone cockoo in the head)

>>33874883
Nigga she ain't human

>>33872312
>Seagallsploitation
trademark it

>>33872308
sorry if this is a stupid question, but can a human torso stop a 7.7x58 or 6.5x50?

>>33872131
Also the scene where they somehow carry a 2700lb shell with a handful of vets and navyfags best case it was HC and they're still 1900lb

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLIsJN5Lt4E

How 2 destroy tank tho

>>33875386

From point blank to 500 meters, no. That said, the bullet is likely to tumble and fragment that it won't be going its original path on account of bone and tissue. But if you press the body right up against yours, HA HA, two dead bodies together.

>>33875443
Holy shit that was stupid

you mean the most RAD scene?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-WKM9GDuX0Y

>>33872005
This might not be the absolute worst, but it probably annoys me the most, just because those films are meant to be gritty and "realistic".

>>33872308
I'm more impressed by him carrying and firing a BAR one handed desu

>>33874306
One of the SAS does call in the incident. He gets on the radio and mentions that they have 2 men down, then corrects himself and says 3 men down. He never calls in support though. I think all the guys there thought they could handle the situation themselves.

>>33872131
Didn't they do that truck in Pirates of the Caribbean?

shameless 2bh

>>33875422
Those vets had that old man strength. It's believable.

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>>33872002
First off armor angling.
Second, lol only 47mm.

Anything in the movie Fury.

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>>33875939
they are not SAS, just PMCs

>>33874796
fun fact, bren and all enfields use British .303

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those tits are bullshit I tell you

>>33876011
Since when can PMCs operate like mercenaries in a warzone? Aren't they limited to logistical, support and body guard roles?

>>33876019
>Mods enter a NSFW thread.jpeg

>>33874796
you forget the bren has a heavy barrel, where as the enfield does not.
hence greater accuracy.

> The Bren was popular with the soldiers who fired it (known as Brenners) as it was light and durable, and had a reputation for accuracy.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bren_light_machine_gun

>>33876024
did you watch the movie? when they get pinned down and one of them starts to run the britbong says clearly "well the bounty said dead or alive after all" or something akin to that

>>33874796
effective range is 50m more on the bren

>>33872002
pak 36 is briddy weak

>>33876019
I usually never do this, but I'm gonna need sauce on that my dude

>>33874141
it was implied that the aliens were colonists/scout team rather than a military unit

the peg bombs were repurposed mining/clearing equipment

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>>33876035
>SAS cannot claim bounties

Do you think those guys who killed Osama Bin Laden were doing it just because of orders? Pretty sure they did it for the 20 million dollar bounty, mate.

>>33876043
I'm the cook.

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>>33876043
How new are you dude
seriously?\

>>33876057
You are one tough cookie anon.

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THIS.

>>33876063
I like how you cut out Tommy Lee and Steven Segal.

>>33873557
Pretty insightful comment m8. I was so excited when I heard my favorite book would become a movie but terrified it would be shit - and it was anything but shit. And as you say, it became a measurable baseline. So many little details they don't bother to explain in that film.

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>>33876033

>>33876019
seconded for sauce

>>33876063
>You don't know the name of this movie?
>You're like, totally new!

Shut the f*ck up

>>33876161
its The Siege with fucking steven seagal
you literally have to be 15 years old in order to not have seen it at least a milion times already on tv

>censoring yourself on fucking 4chan
you really are new arent you my redditarian friend

>>33876063
Pretty new to that movie, that's for sure. I want to know what it is for the suppressed MP5K as much as the tits. Can't pass on two of my favourite things in one shot.

>>33876066
>pocket sand.jpg

>>33874257
It's a 15 second audio magazine, faggot.

>>33876177
I have seen it as well, years ago. Also the self censoring guy wasn't even me, so calm your autistic rage.

>>33872034
>>Sherman vs Tiger in fury
It triggers me when people cry about this.

It's beyond obvious that it was a new, untrained and inexperienced Tiger crew who thought charging forward was a good idea because it was fucking mid 1945.

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>>33876190
>tfw most people call a cell a battery

>>33876200
>Giving a fucking TIGER to a new, inexperienced crew, when it was resources the Germans lacked, not experience and training.

Uh-huh.

>>33872002

What the fuck is going on in the video?

>>33876057

Apparently paid out as 20 million in publishing deals.

>>33876213
According to Otto Carius in his book, barring kills by aviation, most of the losses of the Jagdtigers were due to inexperienced crew turning tail and exposing the vehicle rear armor, instead of backing up with front armor facing the enemy. Not that far fetched

>>33876057
Pretty sure they did it because of the order my friend. You know, the order that actually allowed them to go there in the first place.

>>33874796
If you don't even know what caliber the two guns are, what in tarnation makes you think you have anything near intelligent to add about their capabilities?

>>33875576
Sledge Hammer is based

>>33876006
Weabs btfo

>>33876213
It happened all the time, they were even dumb enough to turn the tanks around so the enemy had a clear shot of their rear, that's how untrained they were.

The fury scene makes perfect sense if you consider this, driving towards an enemy tank is a logical thing for a poorly trained tank commander "lets get him in our superior tank!" mentality.

>>33876024
yeah, sure thing mate.

>>33876121
Everything he said was true though

>>33872002
The final 3rd of Fury.
>Commander, zere is ein broken panzer here
>Vait, it might be a trap, fire a panzerfaust at it, just to be sure
or if they can't afford to waste any of the panzerfausts
>as soon as i open ze hatch, drop down the granaten

>>33876300
They'd probably have a scout team, realistically, rather than just marching around the tank while one dude opens the hatches.

Noone mentioned the last half or third of saving private ryan?especially the countersniping shot through the scope was retarded.

>>33876362
>*shoots tank with a pistol*
>it blows up
Immediately switched it off

>>33872131

America is going to save us from the ayy lmaos guys

>>33876362
>especially the countersniping shot through the scope was retarded

Why? It was probably the only thing in there that actually happened before.

>Hathcock and John Roland Burke, his spotter, were stalking the enemy sniper in the jungle near Hill 55, the firebase from which Hathcock was operating, southwest of Da Nang. The sniper, known only as the "Cobra," had already killed several Marines and was believed to have been sent specifically to kill Hathcock. When Hathcock saw a flash of light (light reflecting off the enemy sniper's scope) in the bushes, he fired at it, shooting through the scope and killing the sniper. Surveying the situation, Hathcock concluded that the only feasible way he could have put the bullet straight down the enemy's scope, through his eye, would have been if both snipers were zeroing in on each other at the same time, which gave him only a few seconds to act, and Hathcock fired first.

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> What's the most bullshit scene
> most bullshit scene
>bullshit scene
>bullshit

JAI HIND!! INDIA STRONG!! SCREW PAKIS!

>>33872278
No shit. It is a movie.

>>33876407
There's some video on youtube talking about it For the scene in the movie, the distance and elevation between the two would make it impossible for the shot to happen.

>>33876407
>>33876422
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1aGH6NbbyE
09:45 is where he explains why its not possible

>>33872131
>Battleship

It's funny, this movie was made bad on purpose - and you can actually still see it if you pay attention. From the initial concept we can see that this was supposed to be either a "humans are the bad guys" or "morally grey" movie .This didn't happen though because the Navy paid a lot of money by way of advertisements (the movie is literally one giant advertisement for the Navy), and the producers had to capitulate to this - coupled with them simply wanting to try and cash in on a Bayformers rip-off.

The movie though was supposed to be about a group of fleeing aliens (we actually see this), from an oppressive government. Then through no fault of their own - we start attacking them. This forces them to defend themselves. However because of the aforementioned outside meddling, this narrative was pushed to the bottom of the film through editing and rewrites.

You can still see it though, as I said before, you just have to pay very close attention. Not a good movie either way, but it certainly could have been more interesting.

>>33876300
But that was based out of reality, american soldiers came accross a sherman surronded by dozens of dead germans and one tank crewman still alive left inside of it.

>>33876393
I always favored the American soldiers in XCOM

>>33876450
This guys a retard who doesn't understand ballistics, 450 yards is not enough to cause any significant drop off of the round, effective range of the Springfield was 1000 yards

The angle of impact at 450 yards will not be 5 degrees like this no guns bong is suggesting

>>33876190
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>33876370
You do realize that it was't the pistol that destroyed the tank, but the plane that flys over right after.

>>33876607
P-51

hell of a tankbuster

>>33872019

Why are programs for women so shit?

It's like there are no consequences to a gunfight..

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>>33872002

Fury, is one bullshit, over-the-top and cartoonish scene after the other. It's painful to watch such a shit film.

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>>33876583

It will drop by close to 6 feet from muzzle, that's sort of significant. The elevation difference also matters but I'm not gonna bother calculating it right now.
But he overestimates how little 5° really is. When you hit the objective lens at that angle, then even if the bullet impacts the inside of the tube, it will just direct the bullet into the ocular and into the eye, it's just too shallow an angle for an ogival FMJ bullet to penetrate, especially when it impacts a smooth metal surface like the inside of a tube.

>>33875443
What was that thing he stabbed the shell with? Fuse setter?

>>33876024
In like 2003 they could

>>33876213
>not experience and training
>letting all your aces die in the field
>divisions full of men too old or too young

>>33876490
12=/=200

>netflix's new movie, sand castle
>2003 Iraq invasion
>americans have chieftain tanks and call them abrams

>>33876780
That shit happens all the time though, its unacceptable to have your American soldiers using AKs or whatever, but finding tanks on a tight budget is difficult as fuck, especially something as modern as the abrams, chieftain is easy to get

>>33874178
Kek

>>33876409
10/10 would watch

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>>33876450
>>33876422

What a fucking load of bullshit.

>>33872274
Reminds me of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XsG661PhOA8

>>33876807
Yeah Chieftians are in loads of films, usually posing as Abrams

>>33874714

The same woman who directed Zero Dark Thirty.

>>33872002
90% of action movies are fucking ruined for me now. Once you start paying attention to what armed baddies do, you start finding out nobody can choreograph unarmed people fighting gunmen.

Every single time, at least half of the bad guys decide their guns are better used as clubs and charge in. It's ridiculous.

>>33876006
>/k/ visits /asp/

>>33873522
I dont get it.

>>33877259
>/k/
>anywhere as fit as Dolph and buddy

>>33872308
Well what if had been rotten for a while to a point it's almost a skeleton. Japs didn't eat either so most of their weight would be water weight. That pretty much goes away when you're just a torso. Unlikely it's a good shield, but a rotting malnourished torso with very little water weight seems kinda possible to lift.

>>33876409
I must have watched this shit a dozen times and still love it. It's all so perfect
>The flying car
>The shades
>The chrome pump-action
>The apparently micro-nuke pellets it fires
>The Hadouken kick

>>33876024
Well the characters are all credited as contractors.

>>33874267
I kind of love it.

It's so cheesy there's no pretension about it being authentic


It's like they made a movie of exactly how I thought war was when I was 10 and using sticks for guns and throwing left-over-PVC or pine cone stick grenades with my friend as we assaulted the pallet forts we would make.

>>33872131
My only complaint is they they didn't open fire with the secondary guns

>>33876121
>I have pictures on the wall behind me, so you can be sure I know what I'm talking about

>>33876177
>The Siege
Under Siege.

Everytime they have to assemble a gun before shooting
https://youtu.be/1ItHxt_pAG0

>>33872131
This is the first time I noticed that the aliens shoot bombs that look like the pegs in the boardgame

wtf I love Battleship now

Also as dumb as that movie is, all the blatant veteran worship and seeing all those old vets makes me misty eyed

>>33874532
She doesn't get a jolt or anything. She's literally just on the phone with the AI 24/7 and has to listen to.

>>33878500
Holy fuck, you're right.
>all the blatant veteran worship and seeing all those old vets makes me misty eyed
Agreed. Honestly seeing the old vets walk up on ship in slow motion was fucking fantastic.

>>33874770
>The legless dude beating the shit out of the ayy with his bare hands

>>33872469
Got a laugh out of me, anon

>>33876409
This is based on real events though.

>>33872308
Let's say the guy was on the smaller side, weight 150. Remove the legs, and thats about 50lbs. Significant blood loss, another 5lbs. Most of his internal organs fall out, another 25 lbs.

So the body might weigh as little as 70lbs. Maybe less if the guy was smaller still, plus he lose more than just his legs, he might be missing all of his hip bones and a bunch of his spine.

Also the way he is being held distributes the weight down the forearm, creating a lever.

I think a strong man could do this. The less believable part is hitting anything with a BAR one handed.

>>33876407
Difference is irl he used a modified. 50 cal shooting down hill, not even at that long of a distance.

>>33876019
>Round about
>>>To be continued

>>33876066
Gonna need source. That POCKET SAND is too perfect.

>>33876409
What movie?

>>33876213
>Germany mid 1945
>having anything trained left

Uh-huh.

>>33874267
Is this like a super edit of all the battles of a movie together?

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is Narcos /k/ approved?

>>33874306
When they're pinned by a sniper don't forget that the EOD Tech counter-snipes him with a .50cal that had a jammed magazine from too much blood in it and the enemy sniper was hiding in the only house in the entire area in like the only window.

Wow actually watching the scene it's so much worse than I remember:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-HmEPdK1qUk

Non of the PMCs know how to shoot, none of their guns have stocks or the collapsible stocks extended, the enemy sniper literally hangs out the window at one point, the enemy out-shoots all of the good guys easily, and the .50 seems almost to be outranged by the Dragunov as it constantly hits low.

>>33876177
Please keep your autism under control you fucking faggot.

>>33875945
And in Black Sails. It's in a ton of 'boat' movies.

>>33878675
>>33876409
Mad Max: Curry Road

>>33878859
To be fair, clubhauling was actually used in the age of sail. Yeah you run the risk of springing your masts, but it wasn't done unless the payoff was worth it.

>>33876043
Under Siege

>>33872469
made me laugh

>>33876147
Under Siege god damn it

>>33876711
Mythbusters worked on this and I believe they gave it a "Plausible" (Which they have to, since it actually happened in Vietnam with Hathcock) and the biggest stumbling block to the myth was all that curved glass in the scope was actually pretty effective at fucking up the bullet so that it didn't always come out the eyepiece

>>33878406
>OJ
>The Juice
>Overkill
>Kill

>>33874796
youre so dumb it hurts

>>33873522
lol just make a fucking path, they're moving at walking speed, step aside

>>33876488
This. Humans attacked them first.

>>33872002
All of The Walking Dead
>I still love it though
>>33872005
Anyone have a link to this? I barely remember it.

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>>33874796
>Also people just heading in one flank no fire support straight towards a fortified enemy is a turkey shoot.

kek have you seen sub-saharan africans fight wars?

>>33876227
It's a prototype 45mm capped HE shell loaded with raw Explodium.

They only made a handful because it cost hundreds of lives to process the Explodium.

>>33873557
What is Platoon for $100 Alex?

>>33874267
They put an awful lot of work into making those Japs look like Americans.

>>33877150
>>33877159
>*Hacksaw Ridge*
Opinion discarded.

>>33878798
Yeah that kind of killed the movie for me.

>>33872308
>lol its okay its only Nambu

>>33872308

It was a good movie.

But it was a bad war movie.

>>33876490
>>33876300
>entire waffen SS battalion complete with panzerfausts and erika singing wiped out because no one thought to use the panzerfausts that every solider (and civilian eventually) were trained to use

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>>33878798
>the enemy sniper was hiding in the only house in the entire area in like the only window.

The comments on any clip of Fury are full of salty wehraboos

>>33874584
NTSF:SD:SUV does a pretty good job at not sucking compete balls when it comes to technical stuff.

>>33876190
They did that on purpose, didn't they.

>>33880000
checked

>>33872131
I would rage at how stupid the scene is, but watching a bunch of old vets rekt a massive ayy lmao battleship never gets old.

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>>33878869

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>>33872131

>>33878789

It's good story but anything fun related is crap. M4 with picitinny rails and acogs during the time of Escobar. Not being FAL paradise.

>>33878958
They actually wound up revisiting it to take into account that the internals of period appropriate scopes were much simpler than the modern scopes they used in the initial test.

>>33872131
I get that this scene is in no way realistic, but killing aliens with a fucking Iowa Class make muh dick hard.

>>33874907

He hasnt gone full cook at that time, just spent years in the sandbox, slowly realizing what pieces of shit mudslimes are. The woman isnt spme random slome, she recruits young girls for terror.


Rupert Friend iirc, played Hitman 47 as well. Worth watching Homeland for his char/performance alone.

>>33876177
>The Siege

But that's wrong, faggot.

>>33881506

Just a show about him assassinating shit bags and gathering intel would be awesome. There is an episode were he breaks into a bomb makers apartment and sabotaged his work.

>>33874675
Astroglide is actually kinda bad for you due to its osmolality. For water based lubes, I like Sliquid's stuff. Coconut oil is good with silicone if latex won't be involved later. Silicone lube is great when no silicone toys are present.
>captcha is "private butt"

>>33876006
Eric and Donald Jr. take tokyo

>>33876490
Doesn't mean the tank was busted when the Germans found it. There was no goddamn reason for the Germans to keep attacking an immobile tank

>>33878798

This is so fucking dumb

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>>33878869

>>33872131
>ailen super warship
>fire unguided munition

wew

>>33884115
Who's to say that aliens would have discovered guided missile technology? Just because they're advanced in one respect doesn't mean that they have to be absolute ubermensch in every technology ever. You gotta suspend your disbelief a bit.

>>33878869
Designated Post-Apocalyptic Streets!

>>33884261
>>Who's to say that aliens would have discovered guided missile technology?
Lazy writing right there. There is zero plausible reason for a spacefaring race to not have guided missiles. Zero.

>>33873557
What is band of brothers

what is saving fucking private ryan

are you retarded

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>>33878869

>>33884417
>saving private ryan
This.

It's absolutely got its flaws and mistakes, but I'd say this was the what caused the shift not BHD.

>>33878619
except that's wrong you fucking retard

If you actually read his book you'd know he was hunting a north Vietnamese sniper outside the wire with his model 70 and not from a stationary sandbagged position with the m2.

>>33878798
The scene was fucking awful, hell, the whole movie was but the idea that the .50 was "outranged" because it was hitting low is even more retarded.

The low hit is far more easily attributed to the scope being zeroed at a distance shorter than they were actually shooting, shooter error due to stress, or consciously shooting low so as to quickly know the offset of POI from POA (in order to use Kentucky windage) at the given distance instead of diddling around estimating range with the reticle and adjusting for conditions with the turrets in the hope of getting a cold bore shot with a rifle that is only guaranteed to 1.5 MOA in perfect conditions with match ammo (which is not precise at all for a long range rifle) let alone the dramatically less precise results people get when they load it with machine gun ammo as the PMC guy probably did.

>>33876409
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8x5x0NVHe4

>>33874889
>>33874907
What episode of homeland was it?

>>33876780
That one got me too. Otherwise, I enjoyed sand castle, desu.

>>33872005
desu that scene was pretty dope

The police commissioner dude who was going to turn tail and run first appears alone walking in the street in front of all all the other cops, in dress blues with his m9

Then he starts to run, the music kicks in and the rest of the cops charge into the criminal mob. I don't give a fuck, it was awesome. That was my favourite part of the movie I'm glad your autism was triggered tbqh

>>33878748
There were lots of trained soldiers left

Germany rotated personnel all the time

>>33876780
>>33885687
>psyops being used as grunts
>open as fuck humvees
>SF dressing like PMC's
>the SF ODA commander has some fuck-off custom engraving job done on his M9

>>33874306

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w__x_NGO-K0

>>33876066
>>33876180
>>33878658
I told my friend how to wrap a wet paper towel around flour, tie it with a rubber brand, and throw it through branches at someone. He did it to his brother and it was as terrifying as advertised.

>>33880000
Probably. Kojima is a huge gun nerd.

>>33881886

Yeah, that'd be rad.


>>33885564

S05E02: Seperation Anexiety

>>33876619
>women can't fantasize about an actor if he's gay (at least the suits think this)
>but being of a vastly different social class, her being a farm animal by comparison, isn't an issue
Heh.

>>33877150
Have you seen Jarhead?

>>33878869
my fucking sides, god dammit anon

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>>33876227
Ricochet firing. Then shell hit mortar position causing mass ammo detonation. It's not as bullshit as it seems.

>>33878789
Col Carillo was my favorite character, I was legit sad when he died. Really enjoyed narcos

>>33875945
Was thinking this as well

>>33872019
Which is even funnier knowing that later in the same episode, there is an amazing slow-mo shot of a gun firing and cycling properly.

>>33886638
First of all, it's very unlikely that anyone could shoot a ricochet like that. Even less so if the target is really far away. And if the target was close enough the gun would be too close to enemy without being spotted and taken out in turn.

Also, the chain reaction of the explosions is stupid. Military grade explosives do not explode that easily. You would have to set the stuff on fire to make it "explode", unless it was a direct hit and even then it would be up to chance if the explosives or ammunition would "explode". And even then only large caliber shells would be really of any danger. And if you set TNT on fire in an open space, it just burns intensively.

That is probably the most ridiculous scene I have ever seen in a war movie, including the Hacksaw Ridge Rambo.

>>33872005
shooting people before throwing them out of a plane

>>33878658
North Korea propaganda/training video

>>33872032
Isnt that from a german TV-series or something? The vehicles have german license plates.

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>ywn blow up a late 90s CRV using an M1919

https://youtu.be/fw0kg2GWVHo

>tactical rolling
>Jap Hellcat

>>33876006
>Katana fags btfo

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>>33887089
You shut your whore mouth!
Everything that comes out of Wakaliwood is solid gold!

>>33872051

he's got a knife! quick, shove your guns at his face!

>>33886469
>cracked
Get that cancer shit off my 4chan.

>>33886523
>idiot who panics and gets a bullet to the head. During training. While crawling under barbed wire.
Seriously, the fucking fuck?

>>33886891
you forgot to mention that at the angle it impacted on it either wouldn't ricochet at all or far, far less likely shoot off into the sky.

>>33874532
It still looks dumb, and in a show that's the important part.

>>33876409
I don't understand. What's wrong with this?

>>33884585
I appreciate your opinion but you are still incorrect. It was a film made about a recent event and so they tried to make it relatable to veterans of the first gulf war. Keep in mind it was released a few months after 9-11 and was seen as an emotional vessel for the military to show loss but also their fighting spirit and skill.

>>33887749
This.

>>33887749
All war movies are anti war

>>33887871
This is more or less true but some backfire gloriously like Patton.

>>33886469
>Cracked

Watched anyway, actually good shit, for once.

>>33872034
The entire hurtlocker is a piece of shit. For the life of me I don't understand why it got so popular. I actually was told by a real EOD who I know through a friend, that hurtlocker is 100% how it is which made me almost go insane

>>33876488
>It's funny, this movie was made bad on purpose - and you can actually still see it if you pay attention. From the initial concept we can see that this was supposed to be either a "humans are the bad guys" or "morally grey" movie .This didn't happen though because the Navy paid a lot of money by way of advertisements (the movie is literally one giant advertisement for the Navy), and the producers had to capitulate to this - coupled with them simply wanting to try and cash in on a Bayformers rip-off.

Holy shit. It's a movie based on a board game from the 1950's. Get over yourself. The aliens literally shoot Battleship pegs.

>>33872172
>filename
haaaaaaaaaaaa

>>33876006
fucking dolph...guy is bloody educated and gets to do fun shit like this...movie?

>>33888496
So you're saying that you're not an EOD and you think Hurtlocker is unrealistic, but you spoke to an EOD and he said it was realistic? I'm going with the EOD here.

>>33875386

a 7.62x51 goes through seven and a half thin men

they tested it in germany during the war

>>33888635
Punisher.

>>33876012

this was explained later or earlier in the movie. he purposefully made things in his factory that didnt work

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>>33873640

You just have to enjoy it for what it is. It's not meant to be some epic, decade defining war 'film', it was an entertaining, basic, direct to Netflix action movie about a conflict most people had never heard of. Aside from a few weapons and tactics gaffs it was entertaining and well acted enough to capture your attention for a few hours. Better than 90% of the shit Netflix produces anyhow.

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>>33876121

>>33872347
For you

>>33888566
....you alright?

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>>33878869

>>33875576
>Sledge Hammer
Good fucking taste

>>33876121
Someone please explain what's wrong with that video, it's infamous here but i don't understand why.

>>33888683
Not initially though, he was in it for the profit initially and only later (way after this scene) did he start going it to the jews. So his gun or ammo not working is still retarded.

>>33889665
>The Bren is superior to the "Spandau" because anecdotes and Germany lost the war, Rule Britania!

>>33872509
Pretty much picks up a corpse that was gone from the waist down and used it as cover, he wasn't shooting a BAR and other shit though while doing it.

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>>33878869
Nice.

>>33888709
That's a fucking big res...

>>33884353
I heard a theory that the alien ship was a merchant mining ship.

amateurs.
All of you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-u800rP78Xg

>>33874532
Ooooo, so... this fucking "AI"
explains the slides not cycling
explains no casings ejected
explains no manifestation of recoil whatsoever
...and six other gear-grinders.

I guess it also explains your white knight faggotry
Just neck yourself

>>33887690
Oh yeah, that too.

>>33872034
Any complaining about BoB is misplaced. Not only did that event occur, but the entire series is about as realistic as you can possibly get.

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>>33874141
>>33884115
>>33884353
>>33890081
those are supposed to be the pegs you use on the board game.

Not even joking.

>>33872308
manlets, everybody.

>>33888887
so fucking close

>>33879167
Squibs failed to fire when Dafoe did his death scene but they kept it anyway without the blood.

>>33879409
Fury was as faggily fake as any 1950s Hollywood film, but we got to see that Bovington Tiger and good Sherman interior vidyas.

>>33878869
/thread was worth it for that post alone.

Now I must hunt for my esploded ribcage...

>>33872051
>*unsheathes katana*
>"I'm the cook"

>>33879362
>It was a good movie

It was a disgrace.

>>33888674
>7.62x51
>in germany
>during the war

Ask me how I know you don't know what you're talking about.

>>33888683
It wasn't explained at all in the movie, but that model of pistol had issues feeding ammo if the magazines were handled too rough and the feed lips got damaged.

Goeth being frustrated is why he just kept racking and firing. I've done that with shoddy firearms before, and thats without being in a jews vicinity which cant help things