What is the best bullet size to commit suicide with? Hypothetically

>>33861622
Pavement.

.88 magnum.
Shoots through schools

>>33861622
None.

Use an exit bag you tool.
However I do reccomend trying out some hobbies and not simply offing oneself.

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.950 JDJ

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>>33861639

>>33861622
120mm

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>>33861622
.950 JDJ

22 will bounce around the skull

>>33861622
Buckshot because fuck whoever has to clean that room

Or don't ruin other peoples means of defense because you get sad some times
Literally kill yourself any other way. Use the money to buy heroin or coke
a gram line at once would kill you before you knew you were dead, assuming you don't have an insatiable taste for powder drugs already

>>33861622
>>33863578
Tell them to jump off a bridge instead, then they can realize how stupid they are right before they die.

>>33861622
Suicide bomb while standing next to Jared Kushner is probably the best way.

7.62

But not fired by your own gun but by some enemy combatant. Join up, serve, give your life for your country or find a reason to live.

[/Mobile Infantry]

>>33863732
Would you like to know more?

Here's what you do:
>Get yourself some piano wire, rope, and super glue.
>Go to top of tall building in a busy area, parking structure works well
>tie rope around ankles and pillar/anchor
>tie piano wire around same anchor, make noose around neck, a few feet shorter than the rope
>super glue hands to face
>do a flip, faggot

Your corpse will hang from tour ankles and it will look like you ripped your own head off.
Bonus points for wearing a Bernie or Hillary shirt while you do it

>>33863766
Your ankles*

>>33863766
What you're supposed to do is find a freeway overpass and then bungee jump off.

Odds are, the first couple of trucks won't be able to stop in time, and if you get the length of the rope right, you should be whacked up into the air and then back down into traffic at least a couple times.

>>33861622
1oz hollowpoint slug

>>33861622

Something with HE filler inside. So... 7.62x54R or 8 mm mauser if you can find the ammo. I suppose custom 12 g slugs would work too.

>>33861622
would you dare to let a small fish undergarments production facility sipple the tip of your wang for a slight drip? Before the lights, I'm gonna print my dick into some crisp, Bill.

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>>33863732

9mm is fine. Just use rip rounds

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I'd recommend the .50 BMG Deagle

>>33861622

Dont do it Harold!

>>33861622
>that one iteration of this eternal thread where the guy got mad because we kept telling people not to use a gun
>he said that we didn't understand depression and that one suicide wouldn't do anything to our 'precious rights'
Faggots like him are why people say suicide is selfish. However, I do sincerely hope he lived up to his aspirations and offed himself.

>not going down to the local river when you get depressed and slap the water for 5 minutes to see if the salt water crocodile that lives under the bridge is home
3 times now and the bugger still hasn't taken me. I've been pretty happy for some time now, so I'm not sure if I will give him another chance.

>>33866380

it looks like a fat kid

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>>33863732
>[Immobile Infantry]
He's already enlisted anon..

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>>33861622
30x173mm

>>33861622
The best caliber is the one that's gonna do the most damgage, as long as it gets through one side of your skull, shotgun's kinda the gun you want- but really you don't want a gun, and not for political reasons.

Exit bags are legit, you use a hood and inert gas to asphyxiate yourself, which doesn't lead to the "drowning" feeling you get, because your body can still expell Co2. it's completely painless and peaceful, and is even slightly euphoric in the last moments.

>>33861622

8.8 cm. Get it on film.

>>33863732
This.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIsv1YOFNys

>>33866563
>salt water crocodile
>river

Am I missing something here?

>>33867239
>As its name implies, this species of crocodile can live in marine environments, but usually resides in saline and brackish mangrove swamps, estuaries, deltas, lagoons, and lower stretches of rivers.

45mm

>>33861622
.444 Marlin

>>33866563
You should definitely try to fight it if you do decide to self delete with it.

Or were you thinking letting it just snap your head right at the start?

Because then your still living head is gonna endure the fucking insides of a primitive fossil for a likely noticable chunk. And then you die.


I think suicide is for chumps nine times out if ten though.

>>33863668
Some reporter interviewed all the surviving jumpers from the Golden Gate bridge. Every last one said they realized that every single problem they had was fixable.

So, assuming he survives, he can fix it.

>>33869148
That is exactly what I was thinking of when I made the post.

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>>33861622