Have you ever shot someone or successfully warded off an

why do /k/ommandos love masturbating over DGU stories?

>>33846745
We don't. This is a troll thread.

Of course not officer, I only use my guns for target practice on approved and licensed gun ranges

>>33846745
>muh self defense
>not a single person here has
>meanwhile guaranteed that at least one /k/ browser has done a mass shooting

>>33846169
>shot someone
Not that I can recall
>warded off someone with your gun
Uh...I refuse to answer until after consulting with my lawyer.

>>33846169
>warded off an intruder with your gun
Like just wave your gun around like a tuskin raider?

>>33847555
The mental image I just got made this thread worth it

>>33847555
Now I'm picturing a fat autist doing this with a nugget

>>33847202
plenty of /k/ommandos have, i pointed a shotgun at some 16 year olds trying to break in one time and told them to fuck off.

>>33847623
>>33847555
>>33847576
>some poor soul burst into a house
>anon is wearing nothing but brown and tan wool blankets
>anon screeches while holding WW2 rifle
A damn good defense

My grandfather shot and killed a home intruder some years back with a .32 long. Move out of the midwest and go to a big city it isn't that uncommon to have to shoot a nigger

>>33847760
>Starts screaming at you in German
>Chases you with a bayonet
>Collapse because they have never ran more than 20m in their whole lives.