If you could own any weapon, with no law restricting you,

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>>33845852

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Fucking Chad. I'll get that bitch with this

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>>33845852
Definitely one of the Abakan program candidates

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>>33845885
>dat 45 degree canted mag

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An AR with more than a 5 rounds capacity.
Or an actual ak.
Canada man

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>>33845883
He's a big guy.

Do I have to pay for it

>>33845852
Recreational Nuclear Ordnance.

>>33845937
Yes you have to deplete your monies. Imagine your a rich guy. What would you buy?

>>33845852
Vocal chord parasites in Hebrew, Spanish, and Ebonics versions.

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A select fire AK would be nice.

Some C4 would be cool too.

>>33845894
buy beowulf mags and a vz58

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Your own nuclear deterrent might be handy.

>>33845957
I have to buy it but at the same time I'm rich?

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>>33845852
I am now rossiyan operator

>>33845852

A recreational nuclear warhead

>>33845852
EIN SCHWERE GUSTAV, BITTE

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Recreational nuclear bomb

>>33845903
for the US

>>33846105
Yeah.

>>33845852
nerve gas, without question.

>>33846508
You do realise that you can make a variant on that theme in your kitchen with ingredients from the local store.
As technologically advanced as making Rice Crispies in chocolate.

Probably not as much fun.

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>>33846565
Pic related.

>>33845852
Dunno, but it would probably be a Malyutka/AT-3 Sagger ATGM kit, if I have magically infinite ammo. I fucking love early missiles for some reason. This, or a MT-12 Rapira antitank gun, with different kinds of ammo, including Kastet ATGMs.

If it has to be somewhat handheld and I have to buy the ammo, then let it be an AN-94, because 5.45 is cheap.

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LOTS of ammo

>>33845852
>If you could own any weapon, with no law restricting you, what would you have?

bofors AA gun

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>>33845852
A bacteriological weapon, something apocalyptic, a one shot.
Get a bunker or be dead, stupid humans.

Minuteman III with MIRV

Silo included

>>33845996

I've never seen C4 packaged like that. Country?

>>33845852
Any helicopter gunship.

Bonus points for infinite ammo and being the last man on earth

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I am a simple man with simple desires.

>>33845852
A F-35

>>33845852
100 tons of Semtex and detonators would go a long way.

>>33846257
Defensive nuclear suicide vest

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>>33846639

Same.

>>33845852
Tank. Fuck traffic, yo.

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>>33846257
same

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>>33845852
PKM

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>>33846775
A collection of miniguns and offroad vehicles.

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>>33846711
>>33846639
I, gentlemen, heartily agree.

Thought, the conundrum would be; standard 7,62 so you actually have something to shoot? 712 so you can get beaten by the NFA? Export model so you actually get stopping power (eh)?

Ach, Paul Mauser and Feederle brothers. You have divided us, lovers of boxy pistols.

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>>33845947
>FUUUUUUUUUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUU CHADDDDDDDDD!

>>33846565
Well chlorine and Ammonia aren't as fun as your very own canisters of VX gas you know?

>>33846982
Sarin. Seriously.

>>33846891
Oh my god it's beautiful.

A type-115 from ARMA3 would be nice, shame it doesn't fucking exist yet.

>>33847000
Oh. Right, I forgot that was that easy. Eh, whoops.

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>>33845852
Definitely a DSHK heavy machine gun. I've got semi autos in all the other calibers, but I'd like a toy for an especially good time since I live in the country.
>>33846153
>>33846748
tied for 2nd

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I just want a PKM goddammit.

Or an HK21E.

>>33846105
Why are you making this ghey? Just pick one fag

>>33845852
integrally suppressed .22 bolt action that i would build myself.

The fun factor would be off the charts

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A Patria AMV with a AMOS indirect fire support system, and tons of munitions.

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>>33845852
MP5SD

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A shipping container filled with these.


My alternative would be a Mi24 Hind

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>>33847222
You are small-time.

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>>33845852
I would actually carry it too.

>>33847222
Always wanted one of those. Class 3 is a pain in the ass.

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>>33847262

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>>33845883
>Fucking Chad

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A BREN, desu

>>33845852
Does it include what said weapons would be attached to?

>>33847360
Yeah. Anything you want.

>>33845885
Is there a translation for this? I don't speak slav.

>>33847443
well anon, i've got some bad news for you

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>>33847366
John C Butler class destroyer escort
Same weapon set up the USS Samuel B Roberts during the battle of Samar

Big enough to tell pirates to fuck off, small enough I can get it damn near anywhere

ALL OF THEM

>>33847414
Here you go, translated by me in about 5 minutes, if anyone feels like they want to make it less shit then feel free.

Prototype-5 AS (WS-229) [nothing]

Prototypre-6 AS (PU-192) - last version firing 3 round bursts and featuring a moving magazine. "Pałąk" (the wierd guard) in front of the magazine protects it and can be used as a support for precise shooting in a prone position.

In prototype-7 ASM (OK-158) a moving magazine was abandoned in favour of a static one, this - most likley - caused the abandonment of a 3 round burst in favour of a 2 round burst. Further prototypes kept this design.

Prototype-8 ASM (MA-49) - Another idea for a sight. A lack of any iron sights shows that the optical sight was to be used as standard.

Prototype-9 ASM (MA-50). Abandonment of an optical sight and controversial on a permanent "lying" barrel. Just as unexpected abandonment of a "double snail" on the flash hider in favour of a ak-74 style flash hider attracts attention to the fact that the rkm style stock doesn't fold. This, at least for me, shows that the designer was still working on the recoil mechanism without paying much attention to the overall design.

>>33847668
Abandonment of an optical sight and a controversial iron sight "lying" on a permanent barrel*

I fucked up.

>>33846775
go away /pol/ psyop

>>33847304
Kek

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An F/A-18E Super Hornet outfitted entirely with ground attack munitions.

NOT SO TOUGH NOW WHEN A PAVEWAY II HITS YOUR HOME, FUCKING C H A D

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An M79 and 500 rounds of each type of ammo pictured.

>>33847883
>not a 10k of each

who is chad?

>>33847897
stereotypical high school jock, has a gf called stacy that you have a crush on. it originated from /r9k/

>>33847895
I'm a simple man.

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Preferably larger and with accommodation in the superstructure of the envelope, Hindenburg style.

Second choice is a Catalina, followed by a C-47 spooky, followed by a TKB - 011M

>That feel when a TKB would probably be considerably more than a c-47 to actually buy

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All of them.

But first a Stechkin APB.

>>33847934
But moar Dakka

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One of these. Id let out a quick BRAAAAAAAAAP on Chad and any subsiquent national guard and Airforce personel

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>>33845852

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>>33845947

>>33847953
As always US Navy's zeppelin game was on point. I had no idea they could do ship-to-ship fueling like this.

>>33847864
>Turns out Chad was out of town this week
>and anon dropped another super bug in the drink

A nice carry pistol because a magical gun faerie changing the laws is literally the only way I could get one

Feels Canada man

>>33848021
Okay, fine. You win. I'll take 10k rounds of each.

>>33848225
>not taking 100k of each

>>33848294
Okay, I'll do that.

>>33848317
>Not taking a box of ten that is magically full again every time you open and close it

>>33848336
OKAY FINE

>>33848400
>not taking a box of 5 that is magically full again every time you open and close it giving you the same benefits as the box of 10 while taking up half the space

>>33848748
OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY

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>>33849049

>>33849049
>not taking a single magical cartridge that won't ever expend itself so you never even have to reload

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>>33849049
>not taking a grenade launcher that magically reloads and never runs out of ammo, taking up no more space than an empty grenade launcher

>>33849049
>not taking a magical grenade launcher that never runs out of ammo or needs to be reloaded and has full auto

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>>33849090
>>33849092
>>33849094
STOP REPLYING TO ME REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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I'd give my left nut for an original StG-44, and my right for an original MG42, with a truckload of ammo for both

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>>33849228
>not taking an empty grenade launcher that can still fire like normal, taking up no more space but weighing slightly less than if it were loaded

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Val is best raifu

>>33849349
If theres one thing I learned from DICE's damage model for the VAL, its it has no >[S T O P P I N G P O W A H]

An AR-15, an AK-47, and a CZ-75B. I live in Massafuckingchusetts and they're all illegal unless grandfathered.

The only fun I have are my Glock 20 and my Mossberg 930.

>>33849497
What are you talking about? In BF4, it has the highest dps within like 10 meters and getting headshots from a distance was a breeze. Running and gunning with it, the mateba, and the SMAW was just about the maximum amount of fun one could have playing that game.

>>33847025
I've shot NSV multiple times and if DSHK is anything like it then it would be fun as fuck to shoot.

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</:^)

>>33849228

I think people should stop tormenting this poor guy.

Fully functional ICBM. Ask best korea. Once you have an ICBM you can have any conventional weapon you want.

>>33845883
That pasta was golden.

>>33846982
>Wanting vx in gas form
Pleb

>>33846153
this 100%

>>33847356
If you choose to ignore the law IRL parts kits are cheap and easy to assemble if you know how to weld.

>>33846580
You have good taste sir, but honestly, I prefer peanut butter and butterscotch rice crispies to chocolate.

>>33847982
I completely forgot about that motherfucker. I second your choice

>>33845852
Tsar bomba

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>>33845852
>Not wanting the weapon both sides of the Cold War feared would make shit hit the fan.

Buncha faggots on this thread.

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>Pic related
For home defense of course.

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>>33852886
this, 20mm garand or a ks-23

>>33853823

>Don't ping me or my son ever again.

>>33845852
If I could have ANY weapon with no restrictions?

Why I would have ALL of them!

>>33853995
HAHHAHHAHHAAA

oh shit

>>33845852
I'm reasonable.

Fully automatic Sig MPX with 7" barrel. Stick the Romeo 4 RDS on there and good to go.

>>33845864

I'll take the E6 version of this

I'd take an M4A1 solely to convert it into an Ares Shrike.

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I would like 6 fully functional .50cal Machine guns, and the P-51D they are attached to.

>>33845852
a nuke. I'd start my own country, with hookers, blow, and no gun laws. then I'd have all the guns I want.

>>33845852
Full auto SBR in 300 meme out. The pdw and bull pup are dead long live the SBR.

>>33846632
u.s.

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>>33845852
>any weapon
No joke I'd go for a lightsaber.

In the realm of reality though I'd want a g36c with all the tacticool bells and whistles.

>>33849049
>Not plugging your gameshark into your grenade launcher and spawning in an p90 to use in your off hand.

>>33849985
I think he needs to man up and find this legendary grenade launcher everyone keeps referencing.

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>>33853823
>tfw you'll never own a 20mm Garand for home defense

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I'd get that suitcase laptop that the president uses to send nukes wherever he wants.

>>33845852
a mortar or some sort of modern artillery piece.

>>33852886
This tbqh is also what I'd pic.

>>33852802
>Not wanting a nuclear pulse engine space battleship with 6 CIWS,3 5 inch naval cannons and 500 20 Megaton nuclear warheads

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Destroyers require a lot of people to work, and I don't have that many friends. Imagine spending your days sailing around the South Pacific Islands or the Caribbean doing mercenary work in your Torpedo Boat.

Or a PBY 5A Catalina.

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>tfw Australian

>>33846891
>Chad just so happens to be working outta the country
>Reloads again
>Fuck Chad

>>33856297
>implying I wouldn't recruit people from /k/ for it

>>33856486

>>33856486
>I legit would work like that

>>33846257
just waiting for someone to violate NAP now

an m2
weld a scope on it

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>If you could own any weapon, with no law restricting you, what would you have?

...fuck.

Probably some modern battle rifle, with an under-barrel grenade launcher if I can.

Australian, so I haven't even fired a semi-auto before, so it's hard to choose something without a lot of research and testing.

If I had to choose right now, I'll just say HK 417.

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VSK-94 with a PSO scope

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>>33845852
>If you could own any weapon, with no law restricting you, what would you have?

Select-fire MP5 with integrated flashlight. Very 90s. I kind of like SMGs.

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KSVK

>12.7x108mm
Muh dick

>>33845852

M16A4

>>33855681
Not with that attitude, Anon.

>Toss a large empty enbloc down the stairs
>PANG PINGALING
>Intruder pokes his head out
>fires
>The Intruder, kitchen wall, 2 neighborhood cats, and my ear drums are gone.

>>33855681

>red guard invades your house
>BOOM ...BOOM BOOM...BOOM...BOOM BOOM...BOOM BOOM -BONG-

>>33856883

>20mm enbloc clip

That visual made me kek audibly

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>>33845852
Because fuck you, your city, your country, and any neighboring countries as well.

>>33847897
Hello newfriend

>>33856915
>BONG

kek

>>33849092
>>33849286
>>33849094
how do you clear it then? does the M79 even have a safety? I don't know about you but it seems like a bit of a hazard to keep constantly loaded grenade launcher in your home.

>>33856574
>>33856564
It'd be like the /k/arrier but smaller

>>33845885
>moon runes
English pls

Leopard 2

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I'd have to say a Star destroyer and recruiting nothing but /k/ommandos. Think about it, nothing but autist get the pleasure of launching mankind into the unknown. /k/ gets to name new species and new elements/material we find.

>>33856297
I'm down for Black Lagoon irl. So long as I get the M79.

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>>33845894
>>33846010
*Or Valmet

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>>33847864
Hold on, why not a f-22 or f-35?

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>>33845852
XM556 Microgun

>>33859038
Far, far more hardpoints for munitions is the primary reason.
That and the F-22/F-35 is a fucking joke compared to the Superbug, I value A E S T H E T I C S and combat capability over stealth.

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I could do with an MP7 and a lot of ammo.

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>>33845852
I'm extremely disappointed in all of you.

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All I want in life

MG 42 has always been my dream to own. I live in commiefornia though so maybe I should lower my sights to anything that can hold more than 10 rounds without being classed as a "assault attack murder combat weapon with high capacity battle magazines"

>>33863195
Needs more full auto capacity.

I don't know how but it should be done.

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>>33845852
Honestly just an AK-47.

I know it's kind of lame, but I live in Canada with backwards ass gun laws. I would give up anything just to own a russian-made AK-47.

Oh what simple dreams.

Unrealistically - Recreational nuke
Realistically - The AA12 streetsweeper.

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>CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD

>>33857057
Be smart or god help you or your home if you ever ND.

>>33864670
>Neighbour kid's frisbee flies into the yard
>No more birds shitting on your car
>No more nosey drones
>Trespassers beware
>Finally able to catch that shitstain known as Father Christmas.

>>33846012
>>33846257
>>33846697

This, except I'd want some sort of deadman's trigger attached to the bomb that would either auto-detonate after a year without me sending a delay password, or something that could detonate it automatically upon my death. I'd then encase it in heavy radiation shielding and have it secretly buried under a random major American city of my choice. Once it was in place, I'd announce its existence to the US government and demand 24/7 protection by the US government along with an effectively infinite income.

~Just Super Villain Things~

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This. This right here.
Before anyone calls me out for a lack of imagination, hear me out; my grandpa is based as fuck. He taught me the man shit my dad couldn't. He taught me how to fight, how to shoot, how to survive, how to handle shit, get shit done, and get through the worst of anything with a big ass grin. He taught me how to fish, hunt, and what it means to defend self and loved ones, and what it means to take a life in doing so. This is the guy that gave me my character as a kid.

He is also the kindest, gentlest, most polite man you'll ever meet, unless you happen to fuck with animals. You do not ever fuck with animals or discuss fucking with animals in the presence of this man, lest all imaginable forms of hell break loose.

This grandpa was a company man in Vietnam. He tells people he was a Green Beret, but that's not the half of it.

He's flown helicopters, he literally pushed a commie out of a helicopter, shot down Yak in Korea from a B-25's waist gun. He continues to be a hard working badass dude to such extent he has had every major joint replaced twice, and yet another shoulder/rotator incoming.

This is what he wants more than any other gun in the world, an old original issue M1 Carbine. No repros, not even Fulton - GI issue. Neither he nor I have the cash to just drop on it, and the clock is ticking before his shoulder won't let him shoot much of anything anymore.
So I'd go for this, to give to him.

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>>33845852

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>>33847026
>that scope

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>>33855732

>>33856925

Christ, it'd probably be the size of your standard laptop. Imagine lugging a few of them around on your back?

>"POOOOONG"
>"RELOADING!"
>battle buddy yanks a giant enbloc from your purpose-built backpack
>You prop it against a wall and hold the breach open
>Buddy hefts the clip in, kicks it home
>You let go, bolt slams home with a noise like a car door being slammed
>Go back to picking off groups of hajis with a single shot.

>>33857982

>TFW /k/ discovered the secret to cold fusion, and name it "Poo Poo Pee Pee"

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AK with GP30 is perfection for me

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>>33846639
>But Anon, Guns are UGLY and have no value aside from a killing machine!

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>>33865945

>>33863500
A-10 thunderbolt supersize to hold a Gatling cannon that fired Davey Crockett nukes

Fucking fund it

aa12 with explosive shells, so I can /k/ I fucked up bad a hundred timed a minute

>>33853823
PONG

>>33863195
>someone thought this was a good idea

Is there any footage of this thing being fired? Like a training video or demonstration?

>>33865980
Its beautiful

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Sig AMT

It's so ugly but so fucking cool

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>>33846639

>>33865751
I'd get one for your Gramps, too. Indeed sounds like a based motherfucker.

>>33845852
Recreational nuke of course.

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>>33860727
yep... same here.. dont even know why exactly but i think its the coolest fucking gun on earth

>>33845852
H&K G3 with full giggle and, assuming magazines are included under the no legal restrictions clause, full capacity mags. I am a simple man.
>ammo fairly available in Canuckistan, either through reloading or purchase
>German engineering memes
>apparently a disgustingly accurate rifle
>sexy aesthetic
>be the envy of all my friends because this rifle is fucking impossible to acquire legally in Canuckistan- it is banned by name along with every other weapon I know of that uses roller-delayed blowback, and the law also explicitly forbids otherwise legal clones, although preban ones might still be legally held by their original owners
>believe me, I actually read the law to see if I could legally get this rifle
>one of the last great battle rifles
>one of the few battle rifles still used as a regular service rifle
>protection against skinwalkers if it's seen battle
I can also get an M14 legally, giving myself an excuse to sing Camouflage while I clean my guns.

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>>33845852
This

>>33866835

i almost bought a basically unused hk91 with multiple sets of furniture and a bunch of mags a couple of years ago at one of my local stores. it was really expensive but i regret not doing it

>>33845864

Fpbp

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>>33845852
Steyr ACR, but really anything from the ACR program and the ammo

>>33856814
>Hits a dolphin
>Sink

>>33845852

>>33864695

Kek

>>33847883
>wanting 500 aluminum blocks with holes in them

>>33845852
A nuke, so that maybe the bank would treat me with a little more respect.

>>33845852
Probably a 240

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>>33845852
G11

>>33866776
Oh my.

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>>33849233
>a truckload of ammo
do you only want two minutes of MG dakka?

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>>33845852
The car it's mounted too is included....because reasons

>>33865751
Crowdfunding for based Grandpa when?

>>33864105
Me too desu. I live in MD so any Russian made AK's are a no-no.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-unYZ6ltfI

I would own my pet russian seal

>>33868332
I'd donate desu.

>>33865751
Set one up and link it here.

>>33847919
>having a crush on used goods

>>33865730
Can you take off the carry handle? It looks really conspicuous.

>>33845852
S-400, the entire system

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Nukes

Followed by nuking all urban centers responsible for high crime rates.

http://www.worldatlas.com/articles/most-dangerous-cities-in-the-world.html

>>33866701
It's actually quite underwhelming.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eiM-RzPHyGs

>>33866776
that's just expensive

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>>33860727
But that's an airsoft ya' dingus.

>>33860727
>>33866787
But why?

Well this is going to take a little explaining to justify.
Thing is, I'm waiting for the rise of Western dictators who scapegoat minorites such as myself. I can see it coming and would like to take some motherfuckers down with me if they come for me. Trump's already scapegoating Mexicans and wanting to sunset visa laws in order to re negotiate them in favor of an ethno state. He has no problem with white immigrants such as Gorka. Even though Gorka actually had his own right wing political organization overseas, and once broke federal law by bringing a gun through airport security. Imagine if a brown immigrant did that.
I'm Sephardi. Trump may not be scapegoating us yet, but what of whoever follows him?
So weaponized Ebola in smoke grenade form. Hoping that after they take me out the Ebola spreads through the ranks.

>>33870986
>So weaponized Ebola
Just shove a nigger through a wood chipper, the vapor should do the job.

>>33871004
One of the earliest known forms of germ warfare involved corpses and a catapult.

>>33865000
>kidnapped
>x-rayed
>spoofed
>murdered
I'm sure there's some haphazard torture in there for you, too.
Ever played Pandora Tomorrow?

>>33849228
>not taking a weightless gauntlet that summons grenades

If I can ignore any law, including the laws of physics, then I want a peasant railgun.