if you require more than 2 shots with 12 gauge you need to get

>>33844109
Really? Even if there's three or more attackers spread out?

Thanks I'll pick up a saw next time I go duck hunting.

>>33844112
Line up shots through soft tissue scrub

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>>33844112
>3 attackers
moe's signature double barrel, 3 shot pump action shotgun should do

>>33844117
I would prefer a 240 with a machine gun crew.

>>33844117
>>33844123
>anon sits waiting in his blind with his newly acquired m240
>anon takes a sip from his thermos
>suddenly anons dog begins to whimper and the sound of ducks can be heard in the distance
>anon smiles and puts on his aviator specs
>anon steps outside with his 240
>he wraps the belt around his forearm
>the ducks are overhead
>anon smiles flips off his safety and shouts
>"ITS TURKEY TIME!!!!"
>anon squeezes the trigger
>time freezes as adrenaline rushes through anons brain
>in slow motion anon watches as ducks are torn apart and shredded in half
>time returns to normal as anon lets out screams of laughter
>anons dog goes fucking mental
>one by one the ducks are ripped into shreds and fall into the lake below staining the water red
>the last few rounds are emptied in the last duck in the sky
>anon has achieved fruudom

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>>33844241
FUCK

>>33844109
>if you require more than 2 shots with 12 gauge you need to get something belt-fed
Oh yeah, well what's your mate's name? James? Wasn't that your name?

Okay, I need more than two shots.
Where's my government mandated beltfed?

>>33844121
>Simpsons predicted the DP-12