This board is for discussing firearm alternatives for home defense

>>33840177
If it's a weapon, no matter how autistic, yes.

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>>33840177
Well, if you're being chased by a band of Hurons that killed your son, a gunstock club would be pretty cash.

>>33840255
Seriously, that movie is still badass all these years later:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZHzg381xy8

>>33840177
I still associate this weapon with that autistic guy that would posted a dead groundhog with literal shit coming out of it

>>33840283
Melee guy? Or whatever. He clubbed critters and practiced primitive hunting. He was a total nut, definitely autistic.

He stopped posting when a bunch of soft faggots flipped out over him bludgeoning critters ended up doxxing him. I'm all for giving shit a quick and easy end, but people survived clubbing shit for years so I guess I am okay if people still want to practice it. It's not like he was just killing shit so he could jerk off on the carcass and leave it, but sensitive /out/ types and furfags make it seem like he was some dangerous, sadistic, animal cruelty fueled edgelord

Also, sometimes things shit when they die. Few of us leave this world with clean pants

>>33840177
I keep that next to my bed

>>33840283
>I still associate this weapon with that autistic guy that would posted a dead groundhog with literal shit coming out of it
Shit, and I thought Will Keith was bad. At least he only ever victimized water bottles with his hobby.

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Now that I'm noguns (fucking laws and shit), I purchased a Louisville Slugger t-ball bat for HD.

autistic or not a katana would make short work out of any unarmored opponent. It has actually been used effectively in home defense cases before.

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Is it autism?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hfLZozBVpM

>>33840255
Magua kill englese!

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>>33841421
Blades are silent but deadly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lk59imFr6yI

>>33841421
At least get a rapier or longsword. Katanas are generally poorly weighted.

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>>33843923
Or better, a short sword
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qxfkx4FD4zk

>>33840255
>Well, if you're being chased by a band of Hurons that killed your son, a gunstock club would be pretty cash.


Or...and I'm just saying OR

You could jump off a cliff to fuck with their heads.

>>33841031
Nah. Clubbing hedgehogs is complete faggotry

>>33843923
>rapier or longsword
those look gay though

>>33843923
Meet the reatrds

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8ULJzNhVH8

Gets shot with a 44mag after being mistaken for a peeping tom while using climbing claws

>>33840177
>board?
Also spend that Albion money on firearms or moving to a free country. Also don't really need self defence when there are no humans in a 100km radius.

Sword is still the best melee weapon, bar non, but nowadays having one in your house would warrant strange look

This is why a short baseball bat or a hatchet are better melee weapons since they blend in.

inb4 but muh spear

Have fun carrying a spear everywhere you go.

Spears are god weapon in combat, but indoor closed area, nope.

>>33843981
You realize migrating to the US costs 500.000 USD right?

>>33840177
No.
>Our board centers around weapons, armor, and other myriad military technology.

>>33843923
>>33843948
Matt Easton suggests that thrusting swords are less intuitive to use and thus need training more than cutting swords.

>>33843985
Spears are actually very good at defending hallways and doors and such... I'm still not sold on them for HD because I think any kind of mistake (that an untrained person is likely to make) could mean your opponent rushes past you or grabs the spear or something.

>>33844032
They are good until you miss.

You can also thrust with a bat or an axe btw.

>>33840262
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGibwA8bQzE&t=27s

Daniel Day Lewis did not fuck around with that role.

>>33843912
>>33843962
kek

>>33844036
Exactly.
Now if you get a few buddies with spears, you can go full greek on their asses.

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>>33844032
If you're going to keep a weapon around, you better be trained to use it, whatever it is.

I imagine smallswords and knives aren't useless for self-defense but take balls and skill to use properly.

>>33844046
Come on, if I have a few buddies with me, I wouldn't be worried about home invasion.

>>33843975

got sauce on that bud?

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>>33840177
Used by slavs for centuries. You could supposedly instantly kill folks by piercing the head with the spike.

>>33844195
>You could supposedly instantly kill folks by piercing the head with the spike.

Wow really? Is this the mythical "humans die from lethal injuries to vital organs" I keep hearing about?

>>33844240
>Wow really? Is this the mythical "humans die from lethal injuries to vital organs" I keep hearing about?

fuggin lol'd

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>>33840177
<Tfw you're Canadian and can't use weapons for home defense

>>33844266
Get a big dog.

>>33844266
>prioritizing laws over your and your family's lives
I hope you don' t do this,because it would make you a very lousy husband.

>>33844195
But why would you want the weaponry used by the people who got raped by the Mongols and Turks?

>>33844195
>supposedly
I dunno. Those metal spikes look pretty flimsy, and have you seen the human skull? It's like 3 times harder than a coconut.

>>33844305
You could say that for any weapon.
Why would you want a gladius?It's a weapon used by people who were raped by barbarians.

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>>33844266
spare air and a carbon monoxide generator
>officer I have no idea what happened, the burglar just fell over