What's the most important thing a soldier needs to have

>not water

Pussy

>>33838455
porn

Fumo

>>33838475
Well I mean mres tend to come with drinks so i didn't think it was worth mentioning

>>33838455
helmet

>>33838508
So you're gonna rip open an MRE every time you're thirsty?

SOCKS

Anti-chaffing ointment and/or powder

Air support (coms obviously required)

toilet paper

>>33838523
WHY NOT
>>33838598
just wipe your ass with your CO's clothes whenever he takes them off and isnt looking

>>33838455
a blinding hatred of your enemy
>allahu akbar

>>33838455
I'd say a gun. You shoot the enemy, steal their water, and eat the enemy

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Air.

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>>33838455
N I C E
I
C
E

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>>33838455
Portable soup and mushroom ketchup
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fE5KzvOZRk

>>33838508
powdered drinks. That you have to add water to. Moron.

wet wipes.

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>>33839071
And Pemmican
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_vLuMobHCI

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>>33838455
>It is well known that a soldier's best friend is his brick of pemmican

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>>33839071
>Im not the only one who has the dirty little secret of watching 18th century cooking videos

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>>33839088
>tfw no more hard tack
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FyjcJUGuFVg

>not a single person saying woobie
God damn civvies.

>>33838781
what look is Steve putting across here?

>>33838455
ammo, you fucking idiot

>>33838455
I NEED MY NUGGETS

>>33838508
No. MREs do not contain liquids (except a tiny tabasco).

>>33838475
/thread

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>>33839141
what are you going to do with ammo if you didn't bring a rifle? :^)

>>33838455
>not fresh haircut

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TENDIES

>>33839071
>>33839084
jas townsend and sons is GOAT on youtube

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>>33839113
thank you for putting me on to this guys videos. he seems bretty cool

>>33839867
please don't post pics of my girlfriend. thanks

>>33839890
oh shit sorry man. i'll delete this picture from the internet.

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>>33839162
>Not sustaining all your hydration needs with a small package of Tabasco
Fucking POGS

>>33838508
post pic of self

>>33839096
Add me to that list. They are very pleasing to listen to.

>>33839088
More like his second worst enemy, the first being starvation.

>>33838508
No. No they don't.

>>33838475
just lick the sweat of your squadmate when you get thirsty and let him do the same to you when he gets thirsty. problem solved

>>33839867
How many penis holes do you think she has

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>>33838781

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>>33838507
Fumoffu?

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>>33842664

>>33839119
They don't even give us wobbies in my army

>>33838508
>found the idiot

>>33839113
>>33839867

>>33839096
i fail to see how enjoying ye olde time'y cooking is a dirty secret, that channel is very comfy

>>33838455

Water
Food
Fresh socks
Bullets
Fresh undies
appropriate outer clothes

in that order of importance

Dip, socks and water

>>33847128
>Dip
you and your nasty-ass gatorade bottles

I can just picture your barracks room, 5 dip bottles next to an ashtray full of cigarettes and a stack of papa john's boxes and world of warcraft running on the computer

>>33838475
/thread

and if by food you mean food for your rifle then I guess you're right

>>33846523
if anyone found out I'd have to start a new life far away

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>>33839183
what are you gonna do with a rifle if you didn't bring ammo?