Hey just a polite reminder that on this day America's greatest

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>>33828812
yeah real superior...

More like h GAY POOR SHIT PEEN

>>33828866
I'm not even a HK shill but:

>416's get used in other classes with no instructors shitposting issues

>The guy who shills for Warsport and Salient actually having the cognitive dissonance to shit on a companies QC

elohel

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>>33828812
What weapon is adequate to kill the creator of the greatest enemy since Hitler?

>>33828812
No body, no bounty.

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>>33829052

>>33829052
That's not the way video recording work, anon. Barring that, DNA tests on a heart or liver.

>>33828812
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DahZIHjngUQ
hk marketing plz go and stay go

>>33829505
I heard Osama survived because the SEALs kept having these malfunctions

Why doesn't HK offer a non retard version to the civilian market?

The MR556A1 weighs over 8 fucking pounds unloaded. Now the HK416 A5 with a 16.5" barrel weighs around 7.8 but it's still better than 8.6 which is what the MR556A1 weighs.
That stupid thick barrel profile is beyond unnecessary.

When it comes to handguns I'm admittedly an HK fanboy. I think the MK23 is sexy as hell even if it's fuck huge and I love its history despite the fact it wasn't used too much.

When it comes to any polymer framed pistol I don't think anyone makes anything better than HK. There are certainly companies that make shit just as good such as Walther but one doesn't rise above the other.

Their civilian rifles are a fucking joke though. Over 2k for an AR variant rifle that's 8.6lbs? It's a damn joke.

>>33828812
>enemy
>killed

>>33828812
>Implying Hitler was actually our enemy.

It was the best birthday gift I ever got.

>>33830191
Hitler was a degenerate. Yes, he was our enemy.

>>33830487
Happy birthday anon!

>>33829708
Common misconception. He survived because the SEALs were busy deciding which ghost writer to hire.

>>33830487
Happy birthday. Hope you got some nice cards and calls.
Make sure to return the favor. You're family is important.

>>33828812
Thanks, Obama!

Is anything more comfy than playing as a mechanic and setting up a gateway/pressurized area on the other side of the gateway during an away mission?

>>33828812
Funny. A few years before that, he was your greatest ally.

>>33830142
A combination of German export and US import laws. With the expansion of the HK factory in the US, there is a possibility that they'll offer non-retard MR556A3s.

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>>33828812
That whole operation was such a clusterfuck.
They wasted an entire stealth chopper just so they could shoot him and release a terrible shoop of his face.

>>33828812
Is this ironic? The whole fucking show about Osama from the moment he appeared until he was """killed""" was literally a big budget WWE drama. Why did we allow this? Will america ever going to pay? I'm a fucking hopeless loser and welcome death but even I want to see the day america burns to cinder and demonized for years and years to come

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>>33828812
>was killed
>killed

>>33831132
More like
>another run of the mill operation in Pakistan, keeping things spicy
>oh SHIT we fucked out stealth chopper
>Jesus CHRIST they're gonna roast us alive for doing illegal operations for funsies in Pakistan
>wait let's just say we killed OSAMA! they'll forgive us then
>didn't he die of kidney failure six years ago?
>shaddup
hope you liked my screenplay :D

>>33831148
>I'm a fucking hopeless loser and welcome death but even I want to see the day america burns to cinder and demonized for years and years to come
The first part is probably the reason for the second part.

>>33831148
come and try it nerd. We'll kill you so hard your mum dies.

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>>33831182
Word on the street is that the pakis were holding him prisoner since 2006.
He was about to die anyways, so they let the US have him.

>>33831272
What's those square faced forward pointing bits for?

>>33831272
So he was basicallg self imprisoned on his own terms and in his own home like Pablo Escobar did? That really doesn't sound much like imprisonment when you can still have operations go around under your command

>>33828812
what did Hitler do to you?

>>33831293
Probably pitot tubes

>>33831217
But then where will I get my blowjobs from?

>>33828812
>Osama was killed during 2011 raid
>this is what Americans unironically believe

Osama died from kidney failure back in the mid 00s.

>>33831368

Nah, he died in in 94. We just had enough footage of him to stage 911.

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This shit is so lazy.
They just took edited in the lower half of his face.

>>33831439
They did, idiot. That's a bad shoop of another dead guy. The photos of Osama were never released.

>>33829035

pretty sure it was his pop pop that help to fund him, not George sr. he would have been too young to have that kind of influence while his dad was still kicking

>>33828812
I didn't know Hitler was killed with an HK 416.

Learn something new every day.

>>33831376
>Implying USA doesn't have a vault full of meticulously engineered bogeymen each for a specific agenda to further strengthen its decrepit ghoul hand's grip off the world's reign

>>33831470
>botched shoop
>It wasn't us

>>33831505
nah, old age just got him.

>>33828866
I can't trust people that can't use hashtags correctly.