How can I make my gun look retarded, /k/? What's a good

Step 1: Buy Glock
Step 2: Make sure it's chambered in .40S&W
Step 3: You're done.

Fuck (((you))) and saged.

>>33828773
>>33829241
I bought my friend a back plate like that for his glock in .40

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>>33828773
take a selfie with it

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>>33829277
>That weebm

I can't stop watchin.

>>33829277
clips like that make my balls tingle and asshole clench

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>>33829298
>>33829340
here's another. i would lose a finger the first day on the job

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>>33829400
Palms:
[ ] Not Sweaty
[X] Sweaty
[X] Whore in church

>>33829277
One of those jobs you NEVER want to show up hung over.

>>33829241
Step 4: Buy Glock bumper/laptop stickers
Step 5: Buy Glock sunglasses
Step 6: Wear nothing but Glock clothing
Step 7: Pay to go to exclusive Glock gunshow
Step 8: "Donate" to Glock in order to bring about next-gen Glock design
Step 9: Get "Glock Forever" tattooed on your forehead
Step 10: Leave all your belongings to Glock to ensure the continuity of the brand.

All the while bragging about it.

>>33829277
This is modern art.

>>33828773
Get a slide optic, something over sized like a scope.Then, if you can find it, 45 degree irons, or better yet, another optic. Extended magazine, C mag if available, underbarrel rail taclight/laser combo, biggest you can find. platypus tail for the grip (for slide bite). A grip laser despite having one already, muzzle break with as many vents on as possible, threaded, so you can put on ANOTHER vented muzzle break or over sized suppressor, grip pads that fill out your hands more, and if your taclight/laser combo has a rail, put another taclight/lazer combo on that.

That's all I got OP, you should have a lovecraftian abomination that'd make Frankenstein sick just looking at it by then.

>>33829400
>That gold watch

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>>33829656
he wears his watch facing outwards. guess he's not an operator :/

>>33829656
>gold

>>33829670
Wearing it inwards is constricting though

>>33829685
got to keep it real at all times tho