>wow anon, I'm so glad that brown stuff you left all over our sheets was cosmoline and not something else! Plus remember to put down a towel next time before you finger fuck your surplus.
How the FUCK do you fags keep cosmoline, oils, solvents, etc from getting all over your clothes, furniture, etc when you're cleaning your firearms? Even if I have towels down. Plus I can't seem to wear gloves while cleaning because they get caught and torn on everything, just like when I have a condom on, it just doesn't work. Please give a freshgunz /k/ommando some tips on cleaning my funz cleanly.
>>33828595
I clean my handguns at my counter in my apartment. tear a plastic grocery bag open and set it down as a base, then set a shop rag on top of it. Rag absorbs most of it then the bag keeps it from going to the counter. Rifles, I just use a bore snake with no solvent. Clean the bolts and inner workings on the same setup as above
Or, you could go to wal mart and buy a fucking tarp you retard.
>>33828692
>hold on, gotta get my 12'x14' tarp out everytime I need to clean a rifle
>>33828595
>not having a ten car garage
>>33828722
>hold on, gotta grab these towels that don't work every time I need to clean a rifle
>then clean up the mess afterwards
They sell smaller tarps than that. I think I had a 5x8 or something, I'd just set it down on the carpet and sit on the floor.
Also
>cleaning 1 gun at a time
>only having one gun
>kek
>>33828750
I have cat. I can't have anything where she can just walk all over and cover herself in toxic shit that will make her puke everywhere or better yet kill her.
>>33828748
Sorry, I passed penis inspection day.
>>33828595
>>33828595
Chemist here
embrace the solvents, become one with the solvents, you aren't a man until you wash your hands in methylene chloride
>>33828792
I'd like to be able to have kids one day, thanks though
>>33828782
Lock your cat out of the room.
>>33828827
She'll scratch and meow non-stop.
>>33828595
Tay still cute.
>>33828860
Put your cat down.
>its hard to keep from dripping the tiny amounts of oil and solvent from getting on you
Before I get into the lesson on how to not get it all over you, ill start with the basics
Crayons are for drawing, not eating
>>33828595
Buy one of those neoprene gun cleaning mats. I have 2, one from Tipton, one from Midway, they are both very nice at soaking up a few stray drops of oil or locktight. Then you roll it up when you are done. Keeps your work space clean and you dont have to worry about ruining a towel.
Also if you are really cleaning, just get thicker gloves, I have a set of those black chemical resistant ones that work well for stripping cosmoline and things.
>>33828823
You can still have kids. You'll just die in your 50s from some weird cancer.
>>33828595
>just like when I have a condom on, it just doesn't work
If you take the firing pin out of her vagina it will not catch the condom and tear it.
Should I wear gloves when handling ammonia soaked cleaning patches?