What's a /k/ profession that pays better than 70k a year?

>>33828325
a bank robber

>>33828325
Cop.

>>33828325
Cop literally, goes up to around 80k a year

>>33828325
You're going to need to look at the long, wide range that is entrepreneurship anon, find a niche, market it, benefit.

What niche? That's up to you, put scope mounts on dildos for what anyone cares.

Federal agencies.

>>33828405
What about dildo mounts on scopes?

>>33828325
Lobbyist.

>>33828325
cop

>>33828396
>>33828399
The only places where cops make $70k/yr before 10 years of service, are places were $70k/yr doesnt go very far.

>>33828445
The point is to stare down the transparent dildo to see your target.

With that logic, go ahead and replace your buttstock with a fleshlight

>>33828472
this is wrong though.

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DOD contractor
Sell "consulting services" for six figures.
Or screw the government over by overcharging for maintenance.

>>33828325
How do you feel about long trips on the ocean and shooting at black people in small boats heading towards you?

>>33828513
Is it actually easy to get that job?

>>33828325
English teacher

>>33828513

Where do I sign?
Do they take checks, or do I need to pay cash?

>>33828565
Private contractor? No, you won't get in at all without prior military or law enforcement experience or have the credentials for a logistics position like communications, which aren't very /k/.

Even then the benefits and pay are abysmal and you won't pick up any applicable skills.


I've got a good alternative though, air force, BUT, their K-9 EOD unit, tote a doggo around to identify and defuse explosives. It's a highly appreciated job that EVERYONE relies on and calls in, even MARSOC/SOCOM will ask for your help.

>>33828565
With military experience, yes. Navy experience, totally.

>>33828377
Best answer, first answer

>>33828325
Maybe head of security on a fancy company. I'd also consider engineer to be pretty /k/, you can make your own stuff

>>33828513
>>33828565
can we just create an international autistic /k/ boatguards company ?

What is a /k/ profession for someone who makes 150k a year but wants to not work 60hr weeks anymore (preferably less than 30hrs) so I can spend time with the family and get much needed exercise. I am almost 40 years old now too.

>>33828724
There are a lot of private companies doing this. Maybe make a "economy team" for cheaper clients.

>>33828325
Gunsmith, Gun Shop owner, Salesman or Rep for Gun manufacturers, ...

>>33828511
Half right and half wrong really.
He's right that it takes time to get to that level in Policing, but it's entirely possible if you're an intelligent and proactive person.
But he is wrong about the proportional living cost remark though - If anything, the more expensive cities will pay far higher than 80k a year at the highest grades.

>>33828610
Well, much like the PMC role, you need skills and a set of titanium testicles for that ;)

>>33828818
you can make 70k+ after two years pretty much everywhere around me. proactive or not, the raise is yearly.

>>33828840
Have you been following me? You're literally the fifth poster on here across several threads today that've shot me winky faces and I'm getting perturbed.

>>33828871
I wouldn't worry about it.

;^)

>>33828935
If you break into my home please know that I don't actually own any weapons and merely pretend to on this board, and your death in my defense will be messy and drawn out.

>>33828779
Gunsmith average salary is like 38k

Holy fuck cops make 70k per year? For some reason I assumed it was one of those underpaid and underappreciated positions, like teachers... or what literally all nurses pretend to have.

>>33828976
depends on where you live but yes it's very easy to clear 70k.

>>33828576
Kek good answer

>>33828976
Europoor here, is that a good salary in America?

>>33828994
$40k+ USD is considered livable. 60k+ is good. Anything more is fantastic... unless you have a wife and kids. Then you are poor again.

Any federal agency. CBP is pretty entry level and youll be making 100k after 5 years.

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>>33828871
Relax, it's nothing, we're all friends here ;^p

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>>33828576

>>33828729
Work in a gun store, and wallow in the knowledge that you probably fucked up your kids by being an absentee father.

>>33828859
Around where?

>>33828994
It depends where you live. Near a big city it ok. Some places it's tons of money.

>>33828576
>>33829039
Kek, completely forgot

>>33829053
This is a great suggestion!

Note to any other auto-tards out there, your kids will matter more than anything else in the world.

>>33829059
WA

>>33829011
In most places, yes. $40k in a "relevant"/well-known area, especially near or in a city, is chump change (CA, NY, MA etc.)
$60k is pretty much the cost of survival where I live (495 belt of MA)

Protip: You're not middle class if you make less than $60k/year (after taxes).

>>33828994
Depends heavily where your live and if you have children. Assuming no kids, here are my takes on "decent" household (can also include a spouse) income if you don't want a shitty quality of life.

Expensive liberal mega-city (NY, SF, Seattle etc):
>nicest areas inside city: $200k+
>nicest suburbs: $130k
>decent but long commute: $90k

Less-expensive metro areas (Phoenix, SLC, Houston etc)
>nicest areas inside city: $150k+
>nicest suburbs: $100k
>decent but long commute: $60k

Average large towns:
>nicest areas, excluding large land plots: $100k
>normal neighborhoods: $60k
>methsville: 35k

>>33829080
Exactly my point. the cost of living is high there. Earning $80k on the west coast is like earning $50k in the southeast.
Look at the salaries for the Atlanta or Houston PD vs any other major city. It's about 1/3 less. Bc the cost of living is so high on the coasts and parts of the midwest and so low in the south.

>>33829127
pro tip: don't live in seattle

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>>33828576
he's a big guy

>>33829174
If i took that hat off, would he die?

>>33829172
I never would. I live in the southeast and earn 2x the median household income for my state.

Pro tip: down here $200k will get you a very nice house with plenty of acreage

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pic related

>tfw that's my job :^)

>>33829254
hope your patches have Velcro under them

>>33829222

it would be extremely painful

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>>33828325
private security/bodyguard

im serious

>>33829293
he's a big guy

>>33829293
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>33828325
Set up an LLC called Generic Feel good Bullshit L.L.C., and sell anti gun bumper stickers, shirts, etc to virtue signalling liberal college students, and use your income to buy more guns. You have at least 4 years of an unlimited supply of righteous indignation to exploit.

>>33829377
Self-righteous indignation*

>>33828976
Yeah, cops are paid very well, especially when you include their benefits packages. The state needs their mindless domestic army to stay loyal and all...

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>>33828976
I'm in the process with Chicago police dept and during the academy they pay $44000 and after probationary period it's bumped up to $72000 +other shit

>>33829293
le large lad meme

>>33829535
Sage

>>33829127
The cost of living anywhere that's not urban is very affordable in this state.

>>33829254
>checks radar
>"booooooooooooooooooooooooooo"
>fuckfuckfuckfuck.jpg
>mfw fifth generation fighter
>mfw shot down by a $4,000 manpad
get fucked flyboy.

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>>33828756
>ekonomy maritime defense LLC
>hire out (white) skeletons with AKs to protect boats from (black) skeletons with AKs

>>33829633
Fuck off jackbooted thug

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>>33830287
>edgy/10

>>33828377
average payout on bank robberies is remarkably low
https://arstechnica.com/science/2012/06/economists-demonstrate-exactly-why-bank-robbery-is-a-bad-idea/

>The basic problem is the average haul from a bank job: for the three-year period, it was only £20,330.50 (~$31,613). And it gets worse, as the average robbery involved 1.6 thieves. So the authors conclude, "The return on an average bank robbery is, frankly, rubbish. It is not unimaginable wealth. It is a very modest £12,706.60 per person per raid."
>"Given that the average UK wage for those in full-time employment is around £26,000, it will give him a modest life-style for no more than 6 months," the authors note. If a robber keeps hitting banks at a rate sufficient to maintain that modest lifestyle, by a year and a half into their career, odds are better than not they'll have been caught. "As a profitable occupation, bank robbery leaves a lot to be desired."

>>33828472
Yeah no.

Wanna know what a Missouri State Trooper makes just starting out of BLET? $43k/yr. Wanna know what the standard yearly raise rate is? 7%. They also promote frequently, meaning if you aren't a shitbag you make sergeant in 4 years (which is a humongous pay raise, like 20-21%) and corporal within 1.5 years (which is a modest pay raise in the 10-11% range).

This means that if you aren't a total shitbag by year 4 you're making ~$69,500 a year (7% raise end of first year, promoted to corporal halfway through second year @ 10% raise, 7% raise at end of second year, 7% raise at end of third year, promoted to sergeant at start of 4th year @ 20% raise, 7% raise at end of 4th year).

Pay for actual street cops tops out at $171,000 a year, assuming Captain at 20 years (no forced retirement but it is available with 50% pension at 20). Ranks above Captain are admin only.

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>>33830335
Banks barely have any cash in their vault since the 90s, criminal switched to robbing Bank trucks or ATMs.

>>33828994
As others have said it depends heavily on where you live.

Around me (rural Missouri), $40k a year will get you a 2000+ square foot house, 2 new mid-range vehicles (chevy/ford/toyota SUV, any full-size truck, the smaller luxury cars from Acura, BMW, etc), a nice bass boat, the ability to pay a yard service to mow twice weekly and fertilize/overseed/dethatch/aerate your lawn monthly, and still have enough money left to buy a $1000 gun and shoot constantly, eat out twice a week at sit-down restaurants, have full medical insurance, and take multiple vacations out of state every year.

Now somewhere like Los Angeles $40k a year won't get you a 200 square foot efficiency apartment in the ghetto, you won't have health insurance or a car at all, and you'll have to shop at bargain grocery stores to eat.

>>33829098
This is wrong. You can do pretty good in Arizona, Phoenix or otherwise, for 32k without kids.

>>33830415
Rob retail stores.

I work for a big-box retail store. Our STARTING till is $1000 and it's not uncommon to have $10,000 cash per drawer across 6 registers by noon (when they're emptied and reset to starting till), and right before close on Fridays and Saturdays the CSS till (always always register 1, which is numbered and lit) will have over $100,000 in it. Across the 6 tills at close there's usually $200,000 on Friday and Saturday.

There's no security other than cameras, and employees are prohibited by company policy from 1. carrying weaponry to include guns/knives (even pocket knives)/pepper spray/tazers/contact stun guns, and 2. physically touching any non-employee in the store under ANY circumstances and SPECIFICALLY during a robbery/shoplifting. The tills are within 10 feet of the front door and due to ADA compliance laws it has to be a straight shot with no obstacles between any of the registers and the door.

Moreover, 99% of all cashiers in retail environments are college-age or elderly females.

I'm a computer programmer trying to get into med school.

Nearly every doctor, nurse (even and especially the cute female ones), and paramedic I've talked to is armed with something. They just keep it in the closet.

>>33830607
I believe it, I was an EMT for 4 years, and anyone who has spent more than 30 minutes in an ER is well aware of what people are capable of doing to one another.

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>>33828325
>data minning

>>33828756
>20+ autists and furries with gear ranging from mosins and fursuits to tricked-out ARs and full specops kit loaded onto a ship
>"$3000, they just want to shoot brown people"

>>33830318
>being OK with chicago pigs enforcing unconstitutional laws left and right, even more so than most pigs

why are you even here?

>>33830564
>>33830415
If i learned one thing from working a retail job at a place with a pharmacy, it's that pharmacy trucks are what you want to rob. Fuckers have no guards and are just run of the mill white box trucks.

>stake out nearest opiate producing facility
>knock over delivery truck on rural route
>each pill is worth 3-7 bucks depending on potency
>make off with at least tens of thousands of pills
>sell it to mid level drug distributor for wholesale.
>if he's smart he'll break it down and repress it so the pigs don't catch on

lower pay out than robbing a delivery of precious metals or diamonds but with none of the downsides and you can actually probably get away with it

>>33830544
Bollocks. I live in Phoenix. You can't get a decent house outside the barrio for less than 220k.

Good luck paying $1200/month with your $1100 paychecks. And that's being generous and assuming you can somehow save up to put a 20% deposit down and avoid PMI. More realistically you'd be looking at only 5% down with PMI for over $2000/month.

>>33828472
Completely wrong. you can look up police salaries ies its all public info. plenty of small town cops in bum fuck kansas make $70,000. a year

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>>33830714
>being OK with chicago pigs enforcing unconstitutional laws left and right, even more so than most pigs
>pigs
WE WUZ KANGZ
if you have a problem with the law, take it up with the (((politicans))) not the cops enforcing it just to keep their job.