Cringe thread, knife version

>>33821128
Say that to my face when your face is slit? :D

>>33821128
>>33821140
Not a knife person. What's wrong?

>>33821358
well I'm not a knife person either, but from what I understand the karambit is basically filipino fedoracore and that other one doesn't even have a hanguard.

>>33821358
It's a favorite for fedora neckbeards, I hear it's actually functional enough when used by someone who knows what they're doing.

>>33821458
* the karambit overall that is, not this example.

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>>33821128
Not to be that edgy guy... but..

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>>33821458
If you get a good one it's a good knife, but neckbeards have sorta ruined it

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>>33821128
Lol thats actually one of the better looking karambits

>>33821441
>>33821458
Karambit is a farming tool first and a street weapon second. And the other pic has an American tanto, a nearly worthless shape for a blade made only to sell cheap chinese steel.

>>33821616
This is fine
Pic related is sone real cringe

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>>33821128
One sec let me get out my wallet and assemble my knife.

>>33822190
>Implying not the greatest design

That drop point.
That lockup.
That simplicity.
That S35V.

>>33824062
>That under tempered s35vn
>That crap edge stability and retention
>That super weak lock
>That $410 price tag

>That twice as much as a ZT of the same build quality and materials

>>33824353
>frame lock
>not a compression lock

why bother?

>>33822190
Looks practical.

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>>33822659
get this, so you must only pull it out

>>33824394
Looks nice right, and has a great history, and a very good warranty? Just don't pay attention to the flaws, how so many knife enthusiast completely dismiss the flaws because it's pocket jewelry to them anyways, and how it's at lest $200 over priced.

>>33824392
Who mentioned the compression lock? It has nothing to do with the topic on hand.

The Sebenza may have a supper smooth lock, great for sensitive accountant hands, still does not change the fact it will fail under comically little force. If your $410 knaifu lock fails and edge rolls as easily as you would expect a $10 chink knife to, you you should start questioning the price tag.

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>that cutting edge/handle ratio

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>>33821128
Taiwanese aboriginal blade

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Im thinkin of getting a zombie knife, but my mom will be mad if she finds it. How does /k/ hide theirs?

>>33824638
I hope this is ironic shitposting

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>>33824655
Of course it is pal.

>>33824680
I always wonder why the fuck you would ever use a short range melee weapon against a zombony. Good way to get infected.

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>>33821128
Im a musician..but im also a badass.

Thats why this Rainbow BC Rich never leaves my gigbag..

anything that's not tops

>>33822597
>>33824851
Imagine how humiliating it would be to get stabbed to death with this shit.

>>33824564
i really don't get why so many people has this knife, or pretty much almost all spyderco knives

>>33824550
>still does not change the fact it will fail under comically little force
care to back that up? how does a frame lock fail with normal use?

I dont like sebenzas but I need to see proof of a failed lock system before I parrot your claim

>>33825304
>>33824564
>Spyderco uses the best steels to make their blades (Elmax is Godly)
>Spyderco has the best cutting geometry of any knife company
>Function > Form is their business model
>Top marks in ergonomics
>User friendly and complete customization, (tip up, tip down, left/right handed)

But damn are they ugly! I'd wouldn't want one because of how stupid they look.

>>33825640
>ugly
No one tops SOG's current crop of knives in the ugly factor. It's a damn shame, they use to put up some quality fucking stuff, and great Seki steel. Now they cater to the mall ninja Walmart crowd. Pathetic.

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>>33825739
bro. The Mini Salute is the strongest knife i've ever bought under $20. I love this ugly toad, it's a mini brick shit house

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>>33825439
I'm not the guy you were talking with, but:

It's not the frame lock in general, it is the frame lock on the Sebenza in particular that is a weak design, ironic since Chris Revee invented it.

You hear everyone constantly talk about how smooth it is? Well a directly result of that is weak lock up, it takes less for to disengage, it takes less force to make it fail.

I honestly think lock strength is kind of a meme. I've only ever been in a situation where a lock prevented me from getting cut, and if you are putting enough force on a knife to make it fail in that direction, you are doing something dumb... If I ever buy a Sebenza, I'm going to use it as a dress knife, it's not going to work with me like my Cold Steels, Spydercos, ZTs, ect... do.

But the point of the matter is, a $410 Titanium Frame lock, from the inventor of the Titanium Frame lock, is weaker than a $70 Kershaw Leek frame lock.

Yes I'm using Cold Steel testing as a source... But I'm doing so because the method they use seems objective, and I do not see a reason for them to falsify their results to such a large extent, they do not have anything to gain among the knife community by doing so.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4DNRn-sK-c

>>33825797
I have not seen that one. Looks like an updated version of the mini-clip. Where's it made(Taiwan/China/?)?

I have a couple old AirSOGs and Magnadots, , Pentagon Elite, and two Mini Spec Elite.

All of these are Seki Japan made. After that, their stuff seemed to become junk.

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>>33825927
thanks, that's eyeopening
>2.9 inch blade, 4.7oz
WHY??

>>33825957
made in china. I've never heard of seki blade steel, but this thing is a bank vault for $20. been using it for 4 months and no blade play whatsoever. The lockback seems pretty stiff it's got about 2mm of catch that the lock holds the blade. it's generic 8cr13mov, which is fine but for a rock bottom price at walmart or cabelas or wherever you can find it, it's money well spent on a utility tool.

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>>33825957
forgot to mention, it's a deep carry pocket clip and the liners are steel and solid

>>33821358
The first one was in a video game once so now everyone hates it, the second one has a paracord handle.

>>33825927
the kershaw skyline is a fantastic knife

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>>33821128

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>>33826670
>killed more zipper heads than any other knife in history
>meme knife

>>33826701
go back to playing cawadooty

>>33826800
go back to sucking your girlfriend's boyfriend's dick you sperging homosex

>>33821358
for its intended use it's horribly designed to appeal to edgelords. it looks like a coldsteel knife designed around a gear.

>>33825927
oh shut up you fucking blowhard.
you and your fucking /k./-tier knifes
go sharpen your dick and stab yourself in the asshole with it

>>33826670
...? I've had one for seven years now. Works fine.
Oh, I get it. Enjoy the (You)

>>33821140
The difference between the base game and DLC

>>33826701
/k/ is just hipster and mad because everyone and their grandmothers wanted a Kabar after seein Jax in SOA had one.

>>33824851
>BC Rich
If it's not a Custom Shop, you're a dick spinning faggot

>>33827049
the guy post a picture of some very good knives and bring up some good points with video evidence and then there's you, fuckhead moron looking for (You)s.

get lost and kill yourself, scum

>>33822659
I still don't know how many times that fag put his name on them.

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>>33827049
The one post on here that's knowledgeable, well structured and with sources. And you decide to start sperging out. You don't belong here, got back to /vg or /pol you fucking fsggot

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>>33827298
Honestly all we need to do is copy and paste BudK over here.

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plebs

>>33821139

Wtf is with the top comment!?!?

All of these post have the same bullshit fake comments

>>33827477
is this b8?

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>>33821128
Whenever I see a karambit, I can't help but think of this scene.

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>>33821128
Is it because it's tacticool? Or do you not like karambits?

>>33828451

I can't tell if that kid is a feminine ugly boy or a masculine ugly girl.

>>33828837
it's a human male child. common for prepubescent boys and girls to look similar if not wearing obvious clothing features and hairstyles.

>>33829102
Posting this here, as it's the only other knife thread I see.

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>>33822597

>>33827298
You know this from Skallagrim, right? Or is that just me?

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>>33821128
Is Libre Knife fighting a meme? It sure seems like a meme.

>>33829890
It's retarded, but I kind of want one anyway.

>>33829752
Their advertising is a meme, but their fighting looks functional, going from my limited experience.

>>33830641
I mean it looks effective but all those "death cards" seem really edge lordy.

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>>33829890
>tobacco pipe

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>>33821128
be VERY careful...

>>33831140
....Noooootttttkkkkaaaaaaa

>>33828837
Das Jonah Hill

>>33829890

I mean.....it isn't wrong.....

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>>33822597
>Made in China

>>33829752
Looks like the kind of martial art edgy teens would create after watching a few Escrima videos.

>>33821139
Tips fedora*

>>33824638
>>33824680
>>33824851
>tfw entire rows of tables littered with this shit at gun shows
Do people actually buy these?

>>33832112
dumb rednecks have to shop somewhere for their kids' birthday presents and wives' anniversary gifts.

>>33832130
But wouldn't redneck just buy like a Mossberg or something similar for their wife and her son instead of an ugly neon mall ninja knife

>>33832239
Occasionally, but for the most part they're like magpies; they love anything shiny, colorful, or covered in flame patterns.

>>33822597
I found american tantos actually make great utility knives. Perfect for shit like opening boxes, scraping paint and stickers, opening cans, etc. Not so great for innawoods.

>>33826670
I understand they're supposed to be the official knife of our country's military and all that but why are they so goddamned expensive

>>33832648
>karambit-kunai hybrid
So much edge I'm surprised those spikes aren't fractals.

>>33828451
is that jonah fucking hill? :DDDD

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>One million dollary-doos

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>>33832331
There is only one acceptable tanto knife, and that knife is to be strictly used for workshop purposes. Anything else falls under the cringe category.

>>33832112
it's the best place to get an off brand forward firing switch blade at the premium of cletus and bubba dealing with the chinks on ali baba for you

anyone dumb enough to buy a "real" knife at a gun show probably managed to get a knockoff for above the real things msrp.

>>33822659
it's an unobtrusive way to carry a utility tool, don't be such a contrarian faggot

>>33823256
cute

>>33827348
"Psssh. Nothing personnel...kiddo": The Knife

>>33828837
>>33828983
Not even meeming, that's a very short, masculine woman. They're easier to work with than child actors (no parents hovering around, no dumb school schedule, no child labor laws), and they take acting cues better. I forget her name, but I think she's been in a few other movies too.

>>33827112
>some very good knives
>some good points

>>33827235
>knowledgeable

ok samefag

>>33833720
Stop being a samefag, we all know that all of these are you.

>>33833153
>>33833201
>>33833464
>>33833695
>>33833706

>>33833072
>opinions

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>>33833748
You caught me, but I don't know about the other 3...

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>>33833720
Looks like you caught me too. >>33833748 is me... But Idk about these two >>33827112 and >>33827235

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>>33833706
Goddamn you you fucking idiot for making me respond.

it was a 13 year old boy during production.

>>33821140
Cord wrap handles belong in the trash

>>33834910
are they that bad?

I held one, they dont feel to bad

>>33834962
Did you just hold it or did you use it for more than a minute? The reason they're terrible is 99.99% of them are just a rectangle of steel underneath the wrap, so they have inherently shitty ergonomics.

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>>33833833
you gunna call me out then fuck you

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>>33835062
I'm not calling you out, I was just saying that I'm not you. He was accusing me of samefaging, because apparently if more than two people agree with any given post, it most be a samefag, at lest in his mind.

>>33822659

I carry one, it's pretty handy when it's THE only option.

>>33821458
I've heard this a lot and am inclined to believe it, but how the fuck are you supposed to actually use those things? In what situation do they become better at what they specifically do than any other design would be?

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>>33833833

>>33821128
a patient tried to stab me with one of these knives two weeks ago

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>>33825797
Seriously rock solid, sharpens up nice, cheap as dirt, and I can get from Amazon in 2 days. I don't know much about the rest of their stuff but I have the trident that is a fun knife as well.

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I have one of this, r u saying its not cool? i will toss it if so

>>33824523
I had one of these for a while, it actually did come in useful sometimes.

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Is this cringy enough? (I actually own one because of how stupid it looks).

>>33828786
K hates karambits and anything that's tanto point. It's just how it is, there is no reasoning, they just know that someone else said its dumb and they want to jump on the bandwagon.

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>>33840314

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>>33840220
I carried a Flash 2 for about 5 years until I lost it. Definitely a decent workhorse knife, I'd buy another.

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>>33832354
made in America where workers earn a decent wage instead of made in chinkestan where work or no bowl of rice for you

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>>33840001

>>33833833
>>33833782
>>33840001
Who is same fagging who now!!!

>>33840220
maybe you should clean the smegma off your knife before you post a picture

>>33840981
Apologies for getting paint on a tool I actually use for more than just ramming up my asshole or lying in EDC breads

>>33841174
it looks like dick snot. dont get so offended boo

>>33840314
Imagine the blade deploying enough that your upper palm gets caught between the body and blade just as you try to smash the knuckles into somebody and proceed to sheer off a strip of your own flesh in the process

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>>33840001
kek, well played.

>>33821128
True. Filipino martial arts is such trash.

>>33842404
Yeah wait til you get your $5 ass beaten down by a legit FMA practitioner who needs change for the parking meter.

>>33832354
>my mom got me one in a garage sale for $5
>it got stolen out of my car because my sister borrowed my car and forgot to lock it
feels bad man

>>33842593
>FMA practitioner
>legit
No such thing. If you're talking about a Malaysian or Indonesian silat practitioner then maybe.

>>33840428
>supporting the concept of "decent" wage
>supporting unions
Fuck off communist

>>33836685
someone who knows what he's doing with a karambit is harder to disarm. Since the fighting style around this knife isn't as mainstream as normal knives and also entails the wielder be flashy with his movements and knife manipulations, it can be pretty hard to read a skilled opponent with this knife

>>33824638
lol these a banned it the uk now. thanks mummy may

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>>33840001
We're you talking to yourself all this time???

>>33840396
>SERPA
>sog

Ahahahahahahahah

>>33842813
Do you even hear how autistic you sound?
Karambits confirmed no utilitarian use, just4LARPers

>>33827343
This.
Signed up for their catalog when I was like 12. Cancelled it soon after but I still get them 16 years later. Always worth a good laugh.

>>33834997
and the cordage is usually some stretchy shit that constantly falls apart no matter how tight you retie it.

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>>33840314
>(I actually own one because of how stupid it looks)
M-tech makes some goddamn silly knives. I bought one of their 'Solid Gold' lock blades because of how silly it was, and that it was only $7.50 with free shipping.
Here, have a TACTICAL EMERGENCY RESCUE knife.

>>33843156
Did i say they were awesome utility knives? oh that's right, no.

>>33841244
>not infusing your weapons with your essence.

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>>33843495
BudK is truly the mall ninja's ephemeris

>>33843156
>Karambits confirmed no utilitarian use

They're utility knives Anon. That said, the dude you're responding to is indeed an autist.

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Welded inox handles on fallkniven f1 and a1.
feels bretty good.

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>>33845071
final result after grinding and sandblasting.

what do you think?

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>>33845081
>what do you think?
RIP heat treatment
Also what the fuck, those welds are hideous

>>33845209
>RIP heat treatment
i will bake them
http://www.smederijatelieralkmaar.nl/_clientfiles/Webshop%20Staal/Specs/Takefu%201210%2067%20layer.pdf

>those welds are hideous
that was my first argon mig welding ever also, these are working knives.

>>33845071
>>33845081
I think it definitely belongs here in the cringe thread.. I actually did cringe

>>33845071
>>33845081
This is cringe, not ylyl

>>33845071
>>33845081
They sure as hell don't look pretty but as long as the welds hold they're a pretty good start.

>>33845071
>>33845081
I like it! Good work anon.

>>33845071
Your stupidity holds no bounds.

>>33845361
You are an
imbecile.

>>33845081
Looks pretty good

>>33845361
dont bake them, just deal with it

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Now watch this.

>>33845689
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_rAy0HwEog

>>33823256
>Not changing the filename to "FunSizeRender.jpg"

>>33845716
Lol

>>33832655
aaaaand how do you grab it may I ask

>>33840170

well, I could say theye were not quite patient with you

>>33845081
Decent

>>33842979
OWB is comfy is fuck for a gun that size retard.

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>>33829890
>only 5% of this is actually a blade

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>>33840001
M8 how fucking stoned are you right now

>>33829890
>there is no spoon

>>33826670
I bought one for hunting in NZ.

Use it to stick pigs when the dogs pin them

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I was innawoods when I saw a knife on the trail. I looked at it and just kinda thought "not worth it even though I found it". I just set it on this rock and left.

>>33824394
It is and would be great if it wasnt over 400$

Youre paying for simplicity and no features.. but paying a premium for what you can get so much more and better things.

Its like the iphone of knives

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>>33836174
sell/trade me the tuff

>>33845361
You. As a person. Cannot ever come close to what they did to those blades in the factory heat treatment. You will crack the blade and then cry about it. Stop doing things, because you can only make them worse, not better.

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>>33848953
Sorry the Tuff is my baby. No plans on letting it go.

>>33825109

> "You gonna stab me with that lil' shit?"
> "Don't talk shit 'bout my Gay Gutter."

>>33827049
wow .. Are you graduating Junior High in a few days? Or are they holding you back another year?

>>33848987
Calm your manboobs.

ITT: Hunter 3-1 trolls a bunch of retards
Way to go kids

>>33841330
kek

>>33840001
kek

>>33848598
Spotted the Maori.

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*distant vrooming*

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>>33850868
Imagine a full sized one on a real motorcycle. "Who has increased chances of fatality now, suckers?!"

>>33851541
>riding knife bike
>swerve to avoid hitting deer
>accidentally hit knife lock
*crunch*

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Is there a real life version of this

>>33824638
Ghadafi style

Knives are very good at protecting virginity.

>>33852459

Just like this post is.

>>33851993
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=acb+90+knife

>>33848881
>$400
Fuck, my knife costs $5 and is basically the same thing, used it for years and never had the need to replace it.