>Anon! Why don't you want to get in the pool with us?

>>33813794
Why the fuck would I conceal carry here? Do some of you really have no ability to understand social cues?

>>33813866
You need to watch out for pool shooters.

>>33813885

punderrated post

>>33813794
>Not just CCing right in the water

Gun's got oil and a special finish to protect it. Gun will be fine.

>>33813794
>I've got a skin infection right now, it's really not something you want to see.

>>33813794
I hope you didn't pay for that hackjob on your tits

>>33813794
>he doesnt know that speedo carry is a thing

Not enough chlorine to kill my herpes, ladies.

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>>33813794
>t-thanks... y-you too.

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>>33813794
Wow, I'm glad I paid $300 for an anchor!

Kolibri is so small that i often carry in my foreskin.

Slightly, embarrassing when you accidentally shoot yourself in the dick when you get an erection or piss because you forgot about

>>33813794
>be at a pool party with bad bitches and booze
>not carrying gun because alcohol+firearms=bad
>if i decided to carry and not drink then i intentionally didn't bring a bathing suite.

either hop in the water and motorboat dem titties while chugging champagne or "no thanks i dont really feel like swimming, besides i totally forgot my swimming trunks"

shit ain't even hard

>>33813794
>I own a glock
>get in water
>psst "I'm concealed right now. You wanna feel it?"

>>33813794
> Yes, there IS a gun in my pocket, but I am also VERY pleased to see you...

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>he doesn't have a pool CCW

>>33813794
Yes I am and yes I can only get so erect

>>33813908

You ever seen her topless pics? Nothing wrong with those titties at all, it's how she is standing in the picture.

Sure let me go change into my birthday suit

>>33813794
Negroes can't swim, so there's no need to carry innapool.

>>33814193
Only mongs like fake tits. Stop supporting this bullshit.

>>33814213

They're not fake tits you dumb ass. Do you even know who that Is? That's Sara Jean Underwood, her tits are all natural, which you'd know this if you weren't a faggot.

>>33814213
Only faggots complain about any kind of tits

>>33814228
SJU got enhancements a long time ago.

>>33814210
Mexicans can though.

>>33813794
>>33813794
jokes on you im gay

>>33813794
SCHA - WING

>>33814242
And virgins will take whatever they can get

If OP things that any of those girls are stuttering there simply is no help.

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Alright anon you've been trained for this...

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>>33814154
quite a few people do and don't realize it.

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>>33813794
>implying this pipe dog wouldn't already be in practicing my underwater draws

well m'lady, since I prefer to carry an operator's pistol, this Sig 226 navy isn't afraid of a little water, can I provide some 365 degree security for you and your friends?

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AZ bro here
i swim like a fish and always carry. it has really taken its toll on the pistol though.

>>33813794
Y-y-you t-too.

>>33814505
U chubby chaser

>>33813885
kek

>>33813905
Can't say that I've never done that.

no thats just a mk23 in my shorts :^^^)))))))

>>33813794
>Why don't you want to get in the pool with us?
Someone told me swimming pools are a good way to get chlamydia and, from the looks of it, they weren't wrong.

>>33813794
Wtf, how am I supposed to swim in this pool, it's like 3 feet, is it a kiddy pool?

>>33813794
JESUS CHRIST THOSE MANHANDS!
hell with the titjobs and facial surgery. she needs plastic surgery on those hands.

>>33815664
>swimming pools are a good way to get chlamydia
yes because waters thats mixed with bleach and kept cool will give you chlamydia.

now you will get an infection from a jacuzzi.

>>33815948
I think thats a reftlection from the water.
I would still hit it.

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>>33816128
>reftlection from the water

what?
that's no reflection those are man hands

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>>33814154
>Not being prepared for sharks
No Step On Eel

>>33816118
Sometimes I forget that "autism" isn't just a buzzword on 4chan.

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>>33813794
Those women only speak to guys who drive a car worth atleast $70,000. They would assume I was there to clean the pool filters or something and bitch at me for showing up to do it in the middle of their party.

Their irritation sours into a gaping look of dawning horror as I draw the cobray from underneath my trench coat. I moodily flick my blood red bangs out of my eyes with an angsty toss of my long raven locks and scoff "pffffft. Nothing personal kids" as I open fire the screams begin, only to be cut short in their prime, like their owners.

Moments later it is finished, I take a moment to write a few haiku about the serenity of blood drifting in the water, the destruction of beauty, and the ultimate penalties brought forth by the sin of vanity. The police sirens begin drawing closer.

I toss the empty cobray into the pool and draw my katana, my work has only begun.....

>>33814505
I actually like that extra worn look. If the slide was metal too I'd be at full mast.

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>>33816390
*frame. derp.

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>>33814267
not in pools

>>33816406
I had something kinda like that as a kid, only it looked like an uzi. It looked like a real gun and when you pulled the trigger it made this weird noise like putting a baseball card in your bikes spokes. Also it spun a wheel inside with flint or something in it and shot sparks out of the muzzle.

It was the ultimate pollitically incorrect fire hazard to buy your kid.

>>33813794
Chicks like that, at a party like that, are for decoration, not entertainment. No doubt there's a squad of sketchy boyfriends and "managers" keeping an eye on things somewhere off camera. I'd hope I was carrying.

>>33816406
Is that a Grateful Dead logo on the stock?

>>33813794

No.

Health and safety risk. Who the fuck brings glass into a swimming pool. Potential for disaster.

Stupid whores/

>>33813794
Oh I KNOW you bitches aint bringing motherfuckin' glass in the pool.

>although every single one of them look like they would eagerly do a line of coke off my cock and im not sure id be able to resist.

>>33813794
How did I get here? Who are you people? Why do you have glass in a pool? Why do I have to pay 15 dollars for a drink? This sucks.

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>>33813912

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>>33813794
>Why don't you want to get in the pool with us?

Im gay bitch.

>>33813794
Hold up let me get another drink (proceed to hang out at bar for 2 mins, head to bathroom, then car, stash gun, come back and chill with dem sloots, they're even wetter because I made them wait)

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>his EDC isn't waterproof

>>33816427
have you been to a public swimming pool after 2000?

theyve literally replaced the water with salsa and tequila

>>33816221
Underrated

>>33816221
bretty good

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>>33814154
come at me

>>33814398
The different uses of energy are so puzzling to me.

Am I the only one who has a hard time wrapping my head around how a couple feet through water is the same energy as hundreds of yards and blowing a hole through someone's head?

>>33816160
SKINWALKER

>>33813794
Aren't you that playboy model that ruined her fucking great tits with shitty implants? Why would I give a fuck what someone so dumb would think?

>>33814398
it got like a foot and a half how would that kill anybody that wasnt right up against the muzzle?

>>33816854
>energy

Are you referring to the density of water vs density of air? Its pretty simple, water is hundreds of times more dense than air. You're pretty stupid, but I at least hope you can figure out what that means in the context of a projectile traveling through water.

>>33816884

It's for sharks and groupers, anon.

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>>33813866
>Do some of you really have no ability to understand social cues?

>>33816854
to conceptualize it imagine slapping someone. Fast, powerful, basically no resistance. Now imagine swinging your hand through water like when you're in a pool. Slow, heavy, you have to drive that arm the entire way.

>>33813794
>Getting into a pool with her probably herpes ridden ass
>Hanging out with vapid air headed cunts ever, especially her attention whoring, "oh looks how beautiful nature is guys, I love Hawaii #blessed"
Yeah, no shit it's awesome wherever you are, you're literally paid to go to the coolest places on earth and take your clothes off.

>>33814228
Her tits are fake as fuck.

>>33814242
Raise your standards.

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>>33817037
>Yeah, no shit it's awesome wherever you are, you're literally paid to go to the coolest places on earth and take your clothes off.
Except when they're paid to go to Dubai and get literally shat on by rich ayyrabs. Instahoes are always good for a giggle.

>>33816160
Looks like she's got one hell of a grip.

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>>33813794
>be me
>be at a bar last night with brother
>he left his pistol in my car
>he gets belligerent and gets kicked out
>starts yelling outside about where his pistol is
>all the bouncers lose there shit because they think hes gonna shoot someone.
>he just wanted to get it out of my car because he was leaving with someone else

Goddamn it feels good to be american.

>>33816854
Grab an empty milk jug. Surprise, it's not empty, it's actually full of air. How much does it feel like it weighs?

Grab a milk jug full of milk or water. Surprise, it weighs nearly 9lbs.

Does that help?

>>33817082
The world has a way of balancing itself out.

>>33816160
Do the fags in this thread not realize she looks very similar to sex icon Sara Jean Underwood?

>>33817337
how're you gonna kill niggers when you got no sights moon man?

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>not open carrying your APS with you to the pool

How does it feel to still be a virgin?

>>33817589
If god wills it, your bullet will strike true brother

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sorry I only swim with cute guys and only with guys that also carry

>>33817594
Fuck off, Revy.

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>>33817673
Heт!

>>33814228
Are you retarded? Go look at her first Playboy shoot.

>>33814193
No, but they're a clear downgrade.

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>>33813885
>that one time you don't bring your shower gun because liberals laughed at you and he shows up like Santa on Xmas Eve

>>33817585
>Sara Jean Underwood
literally who?

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"Don't worry, this pistol is certified to handle dolphin assault tactics and is water sealed."

"Always prepared!"

>>33813906
absolutely disgusting.

>>33813794
lol what the hell

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>>33817761
>>33813885
No joke. Never forget your shower gun.

>>33813948
>this post has no (You)s
A shame.

>>33818495
That's exactly how your parents feel

>>33819417
HOW WILL ANON EVER RECOVER

>>33817589
top kek

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>>33816984
dude, that's me every fucking day.

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>>33819528
Why are Orthodox priests so fucking based?

>>33813794
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8hbZcS7WO4

Am I the only one that watched the Dirty Harry movie where a guy do a "mass" shooting at a pool?

>>33813885
A guy just shot 8 people tonight in a San Diego pool.

>>33818465
what the fuck is the context to this picture

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>>33819923
Fanmade Chinese cartoons never need context

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>>33819549
They haven't been pussified. Nor have their congregations. I am looking seriously at trying to find a Greek Orthodox church to go to now that the Episcopalians have gone full SJW.

>>33819590
Not at all.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?annotation_id=annotation_1126347437&feature=iv&src_vid=l7eRDrhcBEM&v=moZtvWD4UxM

>>33816710
hey glad you liked my hipster numale helper pepe thanks for saving

>>33820042
Coolest religious service I ever went to was a danish orthodox priest in afghanistan. It was all about killing infidels and slaughtering heretics, motivating as fuck.

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>>33819607
W-What the fuck?!

>>33813794
>Starts pool carry thread
>People get shot at pool party

Godspeed OP.

>>33814154
That shit is expensive as fuck and needs to be sent back to HK to be reloaded.
It sucks balls.

>>33822005
Man I used to live like 3 minutes away.

Feels strange man.

>>33816884
yes.

But not too far away from the muzzle.

probably lethal up to 30cm.

>>33822182
Did local news say what was used? National is just calling it a "high caliber" pistol.

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>>33820010
>Fanmade

I'm pretty sure school is a setting, not a series.

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>>33817594
>APS
>not ADS
Get with the times, grandpa.

>>33822191
Don't live there no more but I doubt it.

Probably a magnum or .45 ot above handgun though if they are calling it 'high caliber' like in Fresno.

>>33819607
OP we want answers

>>33816443
As a 23 year-old i envy you slightly older folks. I couldn't even get those bubble gum sticks that look like cigarettes.

>>33822310
I'm betting a 9mm and California is just Californianing.

>>33819607
Fuck. Now I need to revise a pool carry. Maybe a .32 Seecamp in a thigh holster riding high under my junk. Barrel pointed down and back, so it's safe and easily drawn from either down the shorts or up the leg

>>33822373
24, had toy M16's, a toy Thompson, a toy Luger, lots of revolvers, candy cigarettes, all the fun stuff. I think it had a lot more to do with your parents and where you lived. I still see toy guns at the store, just not in stores that try super hard to pander to the left.

>>33820010
I WANNA FUCK THAT AI

>>33822400
>inb4 its airshit

What did I fucking tell you about shower guns guys, Santa Claus
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-39772279

Really hope it wasnt one of you.

>>33823021
>beer in hand

>>33822422
For aquatic activities you want a Sea-camp

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>>33813885

>>33813794
>>33813866
>>33813885
>>33813905
>>33813948
>>33814398
>>33814450
>>33814505
>>33816160
>>33816984
>>33817761
>>33818465
>>33822422
>>33823068

http://www.cnn.com/2017/05/01/us/san-diego-shooting/

>police report that the suspect was belligerent and shouting about (sic)"Cuckifornians and casuals" before he was detained. Suspect then spent 15 minutes shouting "AM I BEING DETAINED" at officers while being processed before vomiting spaghetti all over his cell. Suspect is in jail pending charges for murder.

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>>33816854
>Americans

>>33820042
>Episcopalian
Ugh, the last rung down on the ladder for people who are stepping away from the faith.

>>33813885
>>33819607
>>33823143
>One person is killed and seven are injured in a shooting at a pool party in San Diego, California. The suspect is killed by police.
http://www.sandiegouniontribune.com/news/public-safety/sd-me-shooting-universitycity-20170430-story.html

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>>33820076

Pretty interesting timing with this thread.

>>33813794

You realize that real life women don't stutter conversationally like this, right?

Go talk to an actual living female you autistic virgin.

>>33820042
>Matthew 26:51-52
>And behold, one of those who accompanied Jesus put his hand to his sword, drew it, and struck the high priest’s servant, cutting off his ear.

>Then Jesus said to him, “Put your sword back into its sheath, for all who take the sword will perish by the sword.

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>>33813885

>>33827473
It's an anime trope you clueless mouth breather

>>33820042
>>33828272
>>33823302
>>33820288
>christfags
Reminder that religums is just another way of saying 'muh fee fees' and if you think your religums should have bearing on society as a whole, you're a leftist who needs to go sign up for a helicopter ride.

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>>33828634
Please stop with the bait

t. an atheist

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>>33828634
Live and let live man, don't tip your fedora at me and I won't push my cross onto you

>>33813866
>Do some of you really have no ability to understand social cues?
Where do you think you are?

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>>33813794
>Owning a gun that fails when exposed to water

>>33813948
Underbuttered toast

>>33813866
>>33813885

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfMM0ElvmxM

>>33814505
that actually looks good, anon.

>>33814505
you carry while swimming? Any rust on the internals, specifically the springs?

>>33822373
1982 here

Had

- green 08 Luger water gun
- M60 with sparks and sound
- dad made me tons of wooden lookalike guns
- chocolate and bubble gum cigs
- pea shooting pistols with Bren style mag

>>33813885
>>33823143
>>33824725
Holy shit, I don't know what's scarier: the idea that this anon predicted a pool shooting with a pun mere hours before it happened, or that he did it himself to make the joke a reality.

>>33814505
story on the titty painting in the background?

>>33828634
>christian
>leftie
2/10 made me reply

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>>33813866

>>33831547
oh shit I didn't even realize OP made the thread before the event happened, I thought it was a vague reference

>>33833139
So he wasn't a 4Channer, thank mootles dead corpse.

>>33813794

no worries babe, I've got a glock 42 duct taped to the back of my balls

>>33820042
>Yo dawg I heard you like crosses, so I put a cross in your cross so you can preach while you preach.

>>33813885
fucking kek here's a (you)

>>33833139
What's with all the ex-gf shootings lately? Fucking normans coopting another tfwnogf hobby

>>33833139
Was woman white and her boyfriend black by a chance? I can't imagine white cracker shooting up pool no matter how much did the bitch hurt him.

swim suit babe girls<your right to protect the surounding area if an enemy of the state apears

>>33813794
I-its ok...y-you guys swim, someone needs to keep watch.