why aren't you a Mongolian Shepard protecting your

>>33813396
Only expensive satellite internet

>>33813414
>not having evolved to have a cloud storage within your brain with the entire internet data
pleb

>>33813503
The internet constantly grows dumbass

>>33813396
i'm not mongolian, don't know shit about camels, and i'm not going to move to one of the most exclusive and xenophobic ethnic groups on the planet to look like a fucking tourist and get BTFO by the gobi fucking desert

>>33813396
internet porn

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>>33813552
So does my brain.

>>33813568
this. Ever noticed how there's never, ever been any news stories about stuff that's happening in Mongolia? Kind of interesting.

>>33813396
What are mongolian and other central asian gun laws?

Are they strict but loosely enforced?

I know Mongolia has rpg and tank tourism and that Kazakstan has gun shops (which got shut down a bit during some islamic terror attack).

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>>33813580
you still need a connection for updates

>>33813591
>this. Ever noticed how there's never, ever been any news stories about stuff that's happening in Mongolia? Kind of interesting.

I doubt much happens in Mongolia t-b-h

>>33813741
>t. saracen

>>33813568
My hipster friend, this girl i know, traveled there and stayed with a family in the desert for a month. She would post updates on FB so there's internet there.

>>33813741
This is why the NWO coalition of the Reptilian Black Cell, Angelic Aryan Reich, and The Titanium Horde are totally hiding in Mongolia building up their armies to conquer us all. Arriving out of the secret Agarthan portals linking Earth to their colonies in the 7th Dimension and the 30 hidden solar system planets created by Jesus and the Five Jenovahs

Because that's the LAST thing anyone would expect.

>>33813808
>not going with her
Jezz anon, you could have impregnated her in the Mongolian steppes, se seems like a nice catch.

>>33813869
Yeah I'll bet there's been a lot of impregnation over in those Mongolian steppes.

>Mongolian rape babies for centuries son.

Shit gets cold as fuck in Mongolia.

I studied the language at university for a while, and the day my teacher was born (in a gir, the Mongolian version of a yurt), it was apparently -52°C, although that was apparently a pretty bad year.

As an Australian, fuck that noise.

>>33813568
>one of the most exclusive and xenophobic ethnic groups
As long as you're not Chinese or look it, you'll be fine.

>>33813591
>Ever noticed how there's never, ever been any news stories about stuff that's happening in Mongolia?
It's one of the least populated countries out there, not really surprising. You don't generally hear news or current affairs about Moldova, Namibia, or Armenia either.

>>33813396
I would have expected a real ak

>>33817021
Weew la

>>33813396
Every Monday on /f/, they have Miku Monday, but a newer edition is Mongol Monday, where they post music from Mongol, or nomads in general. Ever since, I've always felt a vague but strong longing in my heart to sell my belongings and become a nomad.

Popular songs:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qx8hrhBZJ98
(From Tuva, in Russia)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IKnC1t8SZU
(From Kalmykia, also in Russia)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUCzFFrMM9I
(My personal favorite, actually from Mongolia)

>>33813396
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8hbZcS7WO4

>>33819608
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKKbxZvj0lQ
t. /wsg/

>>33819647
Also popular on Mongol Monday

/f/ is like /wsg/'s older, autistic brother who nobody knows about

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>>33819608

I've always kinda dug this piece from the Marco Polo series

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5Scua0sK1w

>>33819667
digging it senpai