Anon, I just bought a Glock 26. Will you show me how to

Just as soon as you sell it and buy a VP9SK

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>>33813388
>Anon, I want to carry on our date to Applebees too!

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>>33813388
Of course m'dear

>>33813388
>Glock.
I don't deal with coal burners.

>>33813407
"But anon, the guy at the gun shop told me that Glock's are the best guns on the planet".

>>33813421
I'd love to carry her around the house just looking for things to bend her over and fuck her on.

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>>33813388
>G26
What's the matter, bitch? Got limp wrists?

Try again.

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>>33813441
she's pure and would never do anything lewd. sry

>>33813435
LMFAO, good one.

>>33813388well, lets take a trip back to the gun store and return it so I can get you a real gun

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>>33813388
>thinking i would ever waste time on a low class glock owner
>"buh buh anon every1 was saying that glocks the best!"

fucking dropped

Stupid ass woman

>>33813448

All women are whores, kid. They don't give a fuck about you either.

>>33813448
All she cares about is what is going into her vagina tonight.

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>>33813550
>>33813585
no she's not like other girls, men

cool erp thread, fuckin faggots

>>33813508
>bandaged hand
kek

>>33813440
They lied. I'll never lie to you.

Saw some Asian kid buying a gen 4 g19 because the store was having a glockonanza going on.

>>33813672
"Maybe we can go back to my place afterwards for some hot chocolate. What do you say anon?"

Is day/k/are always this fucking bad full of newfag memespeak or this is how things are now?