Quick /k/, the commies have arrived and are taking over your

Load my gun, point it to my head, and fire.

Wait for the Army to show up and kick them out. Shouldnt have to wait long

>>33813333
Depends, are we in a corny 80s movie reality or an actual reality?

I join them and help to liberate the working peoples of America instead of letting them continue to be exploited by the 1% and the capitalistic fascists. Or something like that.

>>33813378
I'd say '80s movie reality but you can choose either I guess.

>>33813333

Leave and hope everyone dies.

I hate the people here, all in a hurry to act more white trash than the other and spend their oilfield money before their girl leaves with the six kids, three from previous relationships.

>>33813333
Unless I have anyone else aiding me I suck it up and surrender and hope for >>33813360 because there's no fucking way in hell im taking on an army of Commies all by myself in this liberal town

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I have been prepped for this for years. I have traps laid throughout my forest and a few fox holes I have dug . I'll die eventually but not after I killed myself some commies.

I live in New Hampshire, I can't even call it a town, but my compound has a lot of guns. So, I'll shoot paratroopers out of the sky just like I'm trap shooting.

Can you imagine how terrifying it would be to invade rural America? People would be hitting paras with their duck guns before they ever hit the ground. Every swinging dick is shooting at you with a durr gun. Pickups full of pissed of teenagers with ARs and AKs are blowing through your lines. Infiltrators are creeping into your buddies' foxholes at night and slitting their throats, stabbing out their eyes, and keeping their scalps as trophies. Sounds like hell on Earth for the sonsofbitches that come here.

>>33813536
since you would just be bombed, no. have fun firing at the sky

Surrender immediately and narc everyone to get a commendation and avoid workcamps

>>33813670
That's a lot of bombs anon. That is a whole lot of bombs.

>>33813670
>bomb one neighborhood
>the neighboring four immediately construct AAA systems

>>33813427
hey, S/E New Mexico and West Texas aint so bad. (sarcasm btw. Im with you brother) lol

>>33813333
Laugh, and kill communists.

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>>33813782
redneck one of these

>>33813839
Just what the compound needs!

i'm gonna assume in a red dawn scenario the atf doesn't matter much anymore so i can just convert all my shit to full auto without getting arrested

>>33813871
Robert sbs's his shotgun in one scene and nothing happens, you good.

>>33813333
Lets be real though, the Soviets would just pull out like Afghanistan after the American insurgency.

>>33813333
>up to you to save the town
Nah bro fuck my town. I've been trying to get out of this dead end for years and the commies just gave me the best excuse I'll ever have.
>grab smile
>go innamountains

>>33814324
what happens when you find antifags innahills?

>>33813484
That looks like a really awkward place to stick a knife.

>>33813958
This though
Anyone that tries to invade the US will learn right quick just how big we are and how many of us there are.
It'll be a logistical nightmare enough of just getting a big enough force built up and moved across the Atlantic or Pacific without us noticing, let alone landing it and holding position

>>33813333
Summon the roof koreans

>>33813347
Local 58: Contingency

>>33813484
>Hitler, an extreme fascist authoritarian
>next to Ron Paul
What did he mean by this?

>>33813333
>let them kill the niggers and politicians
>then attack

I live in a redneck town in a red state. Even our Bernie voters pull out their guns and stop the invaders.

>>33813870
/k/ompound

>>33813839
But I live in a non-oceanic bordering state ergo I would have no access to a ship with a ship mounted phalanx.

>>33813484
I have that fan and I wish I had that mask.

>>33813333
threaten to shoot a copy of csgo

>>33814396
Bullshit...Mexico is invading USA just fine with zero resistance

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This rifle was used to kill commies many years ago. I shall make my ancestors proud.

Saatana, helvetti, perkele! Tulta munille!

>>33820434
godspeed you finnish fuck.

>>33820434
>mosin
>used to kill commies by finns for years
fucking beautiful

>>33813333
As with World in Conflict the fist place where I will be entrenched is Burger King.
you have food,water,walls and open space to watch your six.

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>>33820455
>>33820481
Truly ironic, isn't it?
Vittu kommunist.

3rd largest population on the planet.
Heavily armed.
The military would hand out rifles like NKs hand out Meth.
Massive, variable land mass that includes desert, mountainous regions, jungles, literal swamp nightmares, frozen hellholes, and densely packed urban terrain ripe gotchya insurgent dickery.

How the fuck do you even try to occupy that while Cleetus and Daqwan are teaming up for the first time out of hatred for the foreign invaders?

Join the commies and fuck up shit from the inside while shifting blame to others, giving false leads/info,....basically that shit.....oh and poisoning their food supplies

>>33814360
its Antifa, you have first right to shoot and kill for your own survival.

>>33813536
This is why we have the 2nd amendment...Invasion is futile.

>>33821035
>Cleetus and Daqwan are teaming up for the first time out of hatred for the foreign invaders?
A man can only dream of a United States of America.

>>33815184
/pol/ meme

>>33814360
check their bodies for anything of value.

>>33821052
>oh and poisoning their food supplies
lol, what food?

>>33814360
>antifags innahills?
That would be the greatest fucking thing ever. In an invasion scenario they'd be the collaborators so shooting them all dead wouldn't get me in trouble with the law.

>>33813871
The ATF would join up with the Russians in a heartbeat. They'll even necromanice Janet Reno to act as the puppet president.

>>33816207
Thats what a boat trailer is for. Just give that boat some wheels.

>>33820481
>>33821003
the ones that were converted into m/39:s were originally from tzaric era anyway

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Whore Squad.

Gather up all my bitches, doll them up, and set them loose in town. Once they've seduced and set up rendezvous with the enemy's officers, gather valuable intel about plans, movements, disposition, etc. Eventually assassinate officers during one of their rendezvous, preferably while hes balls deep in a smirking patriot. Watch as enemy tries to cover up fact that major general had his throat cut while he was on the go with a feather duster in his ass and a belt around his neck.

Clearly not my proudest fap, but you get the idea

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>>33813839
Small scale AA with pic related

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>>33813839
Miniature RLS (replace can with aircraft/helicopter rocket pod)

>>33813333
>grab rifle
>go innawoods
>die from exposure

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>>33813333
>grab my long gun
>put on my plate carrier
>put on my robe and wizard hat
>summon a lesser fiend
>cast shield, haste, magic weapon
>load gun, venture to communist forward camp
>send fiend in to incite panic and steal souls (if they have any), pick off any runners
>once everyone's dead, reanimate the bodies and send my undead army out to rid the land of the red menace