>hear a loud bang, wake up >it's the middle of the

>>33813134
Get venison.

get on upper step and rail that sweet pussy

>be Wisconsinite
>grab my fuddy aut six deer blaster because an AR would destroy all of the meat
>pray to Vince Lombardi for accuracy
>blast deer
>eat venison sausage and cheese during da Packer game
On Wisconsin

Call aminal control

tie her up and make her my sex slave

>that ear tag
I'd rather not have a angry owner asking where his deer went or why it's dripping with semen, so I'll just let open the door and let it out

Be VERY still or else it's going to fucking destroy my house.

>>33813232

Do...do I want to ask for the source on that?

>>33813198
Hey bud, did you bring the Spotted Cow?

Open my front door and shoo the damn thing out of my house like a normal person.

>>33813251
overrated

>>33813134
deer wife is a thing know ?

>>33813134
That's a weird dog.

>>33813134
Tie it up and manually masturbate it to collect estrus to be stored until deer season, obviously.

Anyone who doesn't say that they would do this is either a liar or a faggot.

>>33813258
Yeah, Hopalicious is better but spotted cow always triggers the Minnesotans.

>>33813246
https://e621.net/post/show/1139294/anal-anal_penetration-barn-bdsm-bondage-bound-brow

>>33813134
Tell her to go back upstairs while I check what the noise was.

>>33813281
once we get sunday beer we won't even bother going over on a regular basis anymore and a lot of the mystique will probably fade.
possible exception being duluth/superior as there are some other reasons to go there (get shitfaced at a bar for a few dollars)

Castle doctrine. Doesn't count against my tag limit.

>>33813134
Go back to bed honey.

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>>33813298
>her

>>33813314

That would actually be an interesting claim that I'd love to see go to court.

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>>33813298
this anon gets it

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>>33813232
>when you see someone else use that cropped porn image you made into a meme just yesterday
i feel some sense of pride

/k/goeshunting.png

>>33813134
Ear tag #60. There are at least 59 more to go.

>>33814007
>implying cropped porn is new
everything is a repost of a repost of a repost

>>33813373
Anon, hate to break it to you but that IS a female.

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>>33813134
>"Not now!... My wife's upstairs!"

>>33813134
>rape

>>33813134
Shoo it outside, fuck trying to clean up that much blood indoors.

>>33816604
If I see a fine-ass doe in my house, blood is going to be the least of my bodily fluid cleanup problems.

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>>33813285

>>33813285
>anal_penetration
>barn
>bdsm
>bondage
>bound
>brow
There is a lot to unpack there

>>33813134
Bumpfire AR so I don't get mauled by that wildcat.

>>33813134
I fuck it

>posting in a cancer thread

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>>33813285
shit nigger im not opening that.

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>>33813182
The only anon hear with their head on straight

>>33813298
You did it wrong it's supposed to be, "tell my dear to head back upstairs while I check on the noise"

>>33813134
Be worried that I discharged my camera instead of weapon

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>>33813134

>>33813232
>no google results
>no iqdb results

Yup that has to be porn

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>>33819024
That's not all we'll be discharging Tonight

>>33818940
>when /pol/ makes it obvious they aren't werid enough to hang with /k/

>>33813232
and i found it
https://e621.net/post/show/1139294/anal-anal_penetration-barn-bdsm-bondage-bound-brow

>>33813134
Call animal control or 911 and try to get it out. If I had to shoot it I'd use my Remington 1100 and buckshot, but I really don't want shoot a gun in the apartment complex or deal with having to clean up the mess.

>>33813134
Rape it

Get my rope.

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Huh, give it some cancer I guess.

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>>33819424

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>>33813385

Can you get some kind of STI from fucking a doe?

>>33820471
No.
Shave your pubes tho, they have ticks EVERYWHERE.

>>33820471
no

You guys are fucked up. You know that?

>>33822703
Welcome to /k/.

>>33813198
Or use a .22, it'll bounce inside the skull.

>>33820497
Not unless you give em a shower. Like you would your dog

Catch it, bind it, bathe it, feed it, put a collar on it and keep it as a pet and make woman envious of how I've made them entirely obsolete.
>bleat bleat in the streets
>eh eeeeeeeeh in the sheets

>>33822715
thats not an excuse for being a fucking degenerate, the rest of this board isnt full of this shit. Get your fucking life together weirdo.

>>33813285
Mmmmm yesssssss.

Thanks anon

>>33822986
/k/ everybody!

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>>33813285
Jesus, /k/. The I need a break from the internet.

>>33816564
>anatomically correct rifle
>broken at wrist instead of through the receiver or barrel

The person who drew this browses /k/

>>33813134
Sex.....lots and lots of hot beast sex.....anal first then vaginal then back to anal till I fill that asshole with hot cream.

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>>33813285

>>33822948
Shouldn't you be on /pol/? /k/ has always been this weird.
>Unironically using the word 'degenerate'
I don't care where you git, just git out.

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>>33822948
>not fugging a deer
wat are you gay?

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>>33813285

>>33823971
Looks like someone is Twitterpated!

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>tfw no doe gf to hug and cuddle

>>33822874
They thrash enough when you tie them up, they lose their shit when you shower them.

>>33813134
I'd give it some food and show it to the door.

You guys know this makes us as bad as /mlp/ right?

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>>33813134
I would smile and then whispered...
>It looks, that someone wants to be raped...
>...Again

>>33824722
No, 'cause we don't expect any lip from our deerwife.

>>33824751
nor do we write deerXhunter fanfics

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>>33813285

I can't tell if people make this shit for comedic reasons or not.

>>33824751
Hu hu, deer wife...

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And that's why /k/ is the best board ever

>kinda related

Why are people who enjoy guns and 4chan sexually attracted to white-tail deer?

>>33824919
>Not wanting to hit that.

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No sure how good this is going to look, I am out right now so phone posting like a monster.

>>33825031
> ...people who enjoy guns and 4chan...
>...people who enjoy...4chan...
> 4chan

Do you really have to ask?

>>33825031
Are you serious? listen to the beautiful sexy singing voice of these creatures
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAVt1iRpvlc

>>33825085
Lol that's the hardest I've laughed at something on the internet in a while.

>>33813198
>pray to Vince Lombardi
My sides

>>33813251
Had to get 3 sheeps instead.

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Why do people always say deer instead of doe/does when they are obviously talking about female deer?

>>33825077
Give him time. He's still new and thinks 4chan is just "le edgy Facebook".

>>33825120
Nigga because wanting to fuck deer is at least 5 times weirder than being gay

>>33822948
>on 4chin
>calling others degenerate
Pot and kettle getting blacked and all that.

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>>33825074

>>33825132
How many years do I have to be on 4chan before I am not confused about men wanting to put their dick inside of a tall forest goat

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>>33825167
Nobody ITT actually wants to have sexual intercourse with a deer.

It is a joke.

You autist.

>>33825187
tall forest *damsel*
FTFY

>>33825187
The thing you need to understand is that "new" on 4chan is more of a mentality than an actual indicator of time spent. Time spent just increases the probability of the "new" mindset vanishing.

To answer your question, take all the time you want. If you're as massive a normalfag as you sound, you'll probably never get it.

>>33825220
Whatever you say, man.

>>33825220
Whatever makes you sleep at night.

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>>33825220
wait it's a joke?

>>33825220
Is it really though

>>33825220
Speak for thine own self m8

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>ywn whose actually joking and whose being serious and that's the fun part

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>>33825250
Yes

>>33825269
>it's OC

Well you're not fooling anyone you deerfucker

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>>33825074
I know /k/ has some interesting people but god damn. You just broke the laws of man and nature.

Just kidding anon, I've banged a horse a few times. Shits cash.

>>33825301
its not oc though :V i got it from the /trash/ bin

>>33819060
This. Until /pol/ collectively recognizes the superiority of having a buck wife that is also a trap, we will never see eye to eye

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>>33825220

>>33825303
How about dolphins?

>>33825303
>Shits cash

How?

How would you even come up with that idea?

What the fuck is wrong with you?

>>33822948
The only thing that makes this degenerate is the ear tag.

>>33825366
Naw. Ive been to Hawaii and the parts of the Caribbean a few times, only got within 50 or so feet of wild dolphins once and there were way too many people around to make a serious attempt.

I did do a 5 internship at a place called Anthony's Key in Honduras with captive dolphins and managed to slip a finger into one but I was almost caught and didn't want to risk it again. Course one of the days I was there the vet had an ultrasound probe stuck up one of the pregnant females vaginas so I mean there are jobs where you could theoretically get close enough with enough privacy to make it happen.

Besides the horse lives on the property and when she's in the stall and the family is gone for the day its open access for me. Dat winking they do is godly when they're in heat, feels great and its a sign that they actually want it.

>>33825369
Bruh what do you think humans have been doing for thousands of years? Until recently it wasn't uncommon for men to be around but not women for months at a time either riding the ranges or off to war.

You can't seriously think that people haven't been screwing horses silly for thousands of years. Anytime you see a guy with a mare that likes to ride in the back country by himself you KNOW he's fucking that horse. Non-horse fuckers buy geldings (castrated males) or stallions.

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>>33825369
not him but what's wrong with banging horses anon?

>>33825430
What the fuck. What the fuck dude. Please seek help. You're literally raping horses

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>>33825430
I'd try it, a wild one.

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>>33825491
i bet she .... turns you on

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>>33816564
At first I thought "Hmmm hot..."
Then I realized that it is a rim job... "Hmmm even more sexy!"

>>33825522
GOD

DAMN IT

CARLOS

>>33825486
>raping
Anyone who tries to rape a horse is liable to get their shit kicked in. There is literally no way to "rape" a horse unless it's bound. They're bigger, faster, and stronger than you are.

>>33825547
So, you literally have to fuck that horse into submissiveness!

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>>33825577
>>33825547

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>>33825482
>>33825491
>>33825497
>>33825522
>>33825538
>>33825547

God damn it, I love you degenerates. Never change 4chan.

>>33825626
What an eager little slut.

Almost said "horny", but it's a doe.

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>>33825626
It looks like some kind of muscle memory...

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>>33825626

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>>33825626

>>33825626
How can stags even compete with all the humans stealing their women.

>>33825711
someone post the "sex starved bucks" copypasta with the deer vibrator while we're at it

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>>33825716

>>33825779
read the goddamn thread

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>wake up
>see this

What do

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>tfw you're such a furry that you become a pre-vet student

The ethics/morality tests they give you and the entrance interviews for vet school are piss easy to bull shit your way through.

They'll never suspect someone on the inside!

>>33825825
Don't fuck your patients, at least. Some diseases can and will cross species. Or at least use a condom.

>>33825811
Round two

>>33825844
>use a condom
>Not "don't fuck animals"

Never change /k/

>>33819030
Oh hey, it's Monday night!

Put it in a cup and let it go outside the house.

>>33824722
It's not specific deer so it doesn't count

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>>33825825
"inside job"

God damn! I laugh so hysterically, that my fox tail butt plug poped out!

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>>33825886
Humans are animals, too, anon. Animals with animal needs, and primal lusts.

You'll get it when you're older.

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>>33822948
>muh degeracy
>on 4chan

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>>33822948
>muh degeneracy

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>>33822948
>sees thread blatantly about deer fucking on a deer fucking forum
>enters thread about deer fucking
>remains in thread about deer fucking

>>33825825
>there are literally furries who become vets to fuck your pets

I seriously want you people put in detention centers

>>33825844
Naw, I'd never screw around with patients that are by definition sick or that belong to someone else. That's like a teacher screwing your kid. Or if an animal is sedated that's also not cool.

I may be a degenerate but I've got ethics. Its better to have a bond anyways so it'll be only animals I own that are clearly signalling that they want the D. They literally teach you all the signs of animals being in heat our first year as part of the reproduction classes. Cows (not that'd I'd fuck one) literally get so horny they stop eating for a few days while they go looking for that hot bull dick and the whole time they're bellowing and calling. Horses are a little more subtle but not much. Basically if you've got a mare and she turns with her ass facing you from a few feet away and starts winking that's the "its go time" signal.

>>33813134
I wonder how many time's I've seen this exact thread now

>>33826010
Approximately 17 times since the beginning of the year... I do not remember last year, I only know that I've got a ban 3 times in thread like this... It was "that picture" and it was for 30 days...

>>33826010
The best part is you can never tell of they're joking or not

Blast it with my 590 cause I hate those oversized forest rats

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>>33826080
>"that picture"
well go on then

>>33813285

I think this link is funnier if I dont open it. The possibilities are endless

>>33826321
It's not that bad at all really. just a doe with a double-plug in it's privates.

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>>33826396
>It's not that bad at all really. just a doe with a double-plug in it's privates.


What a time to be alive.

>>33826511
Wait no

I didn't mean it like that

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>>33826511

>>33822703
Now get out

>>33825900

P gud kek

>>33813134
But it's the middle of the day

>>33826528
sure you didn't ;)

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>>33813134
Hmm, deer fucker thread. It's a good thing we don't get this thread often or we would get tired of it...

...and move on to more degenerate stuff, like fucking sharks

>>33828471
>like fucking sharks
We have the technology, I'm sure of it.
It's possibly the most holy carnal matrimony I can think of; Apex predator, locked in deep, passionate sex with apex predator.

>>33826000
Those flippy floppy ears are adorable.

>>33828271
I'm not a doe fetishist

It's just that that art is relatively tame to what we consider "normal"

>>33828487
>Crocodile hunter sadly left us.
>But this year on Discovery we bring you.
>SHARK FUCKER.
>Staring Duane 'The Rock' Johnson.

>>33828623
I'd watch it, though I wonder how similar shark vaginas are to dolphin vaginas

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>>33828571
no worries anon, I know EXACTLY what you mean

>>33828721
And how would a real shark vagina compare to bad dragon's?

>>33828744
I don't know, I don't own a fleshlight (yet) and I've never even seen a shark irl.

I've had enough bacardi tonight to admit that I'd engage willingly in relations with a dolphin.

>>33825220
>It is a joke


Lolno it's not a joke. Seriously where the fuck do you think are man?

>>33828744
they look very, VERY... weird

>>33828822
Normally double dubs mean something is trustworthy but I'll ask anyway, what is in here?

Fuck it, then try to usher it out without breaking anything and figure out how it got in.

>>33819472
can confirm

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>>33828839
It's definitely not a bunch of dolphin porn, that's for sure.

>>33828948
As long as it's not a virus, good enough for me

>>33828822
Welp, I've got plenty of drive space. 190MB of dolphin porn, here I come!

>>33828822

lard ass

>>33828967
It's clean, I checked.

>>33828948
Decent

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>>33828948
>>33828981
>>33829056
>>33828822

And somewhere in a strange place called America 4 anons discussed and downloaded dolphin porn. They then watched that porn while surrounded by firearms.

That's an awful lot of freedom right there.

>>33829147
Meh, it wasn't that great though I appreciate dolphanon's generosity.

I might be developing a human on dolphin thing/fetish, I dunno.

>>33829147
Maybe you can have too much freedom.

>>33829226
Get the fuck out

>>33826010
>"that picture"


Please show me this picture anon

>>33826080
>"that picture"

please show me this picture anon

>>33829265
You don't want to see that picture friendo

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>>33829280
It can 2004 4chan again just this once, amigo~

>>33829280
Oh yes I do anon. I'm no stranger to beast porn. Fire away anon, my penis is ready

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>>33825949
>on a deer fucking forum
I love this place

>>33829408
It's a ukrainian horse deoderant and you will check yourself you fucking silly willy

Though I'll admit, somewhat shamefully, my sexual interests have slowly gotten more abnormal since I've been here.

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>>33829462
You've always been weird. 4chan just helped you realize how weird you really are.

Image for animal anatomy purposes only.
https://anonimage.net/db/full/GTsC008vMX.jpg

Pls no ban

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>>33813385
>>33813232
>>33816564
>>33825541

Well well well. It's another deer thread. I didn't get to post the completed drawing of the tactical deerboi to the last one...

>>33813134
Probably scream at the deer until one of us dies of shock, if I'm being honest here.

>>33829482
Not like that

First it was interracial (white guy on black girl) then girls with shaved heads/really short hair, now I can't say I'm disgusted about stories about guy's sexual encounters with dolphins.

I'll accept what comes even though I'll hide and deny it.

>>33829506
>tactical deerboi
my penis can only get so erect

>>33829482
Oooo that's pretty hot. Thanks for posting anon, it will be a nice addition to my collection.

>>33829532
Wanting to fuck a dolphin is less weird than wanting to fuck a black girl.

>>33829506
>dat tactical corset
>dem legs
>dose gloves and stockings

Would operate with and then in :3

Here have another
https://anonimage.net/db/full/D0wRQl5zlN.jpg
https://anonimage.net/db/full/U7igdnStQz.jpg

>>33829613
Damn, that second one looks nice and tight.

>>33829613
Wait what animals do these belong to?

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>>33829721
Those are horses anon.

>thread still up

we are truly witnessing a new age of tolerance
/beastiality/ soon

make a /DFG/ deer fucking general on /k/ til it happens

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Shhh... let the IPs roll in.

>>33829806
>/beastiality/ soon


YES PLEASE

fuck that would be glorious

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Man this thread really went off the tracks fast. I mean at first it was all jokes and memes with people (including myself) posting cropped porn images of deer for giggles. Now we got anons linking actual horse and dolphin pussy and no one seems to mind. In fact it seem they want MORE!

/k/ has always been a board for people who enjoy shooting hot loads into animals

>>33829847
Are you surprised? I see the two posts where a deer gets sexually assaulted or rapes like once a week, I am surprised it hasn't come to this earlier.

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I think I've had enough /k/ for the day.

>>33828471
I would try it if someone set it up for me desu

>implying bestiality isn't even more common the pedophilia we just don't hear about it because nobody cares and it's almost impossible to get caught

>implying 20% of the rural population hasn't had some sort of sexual encounter with an animal.

Y'all seriously misunderestimate humanity.

>>33829826
Didn't 7ch used to have a beast section? I also know there's TONS on imgur but I was also too nervous too bookmark or save anything

The sites that actually have it are all so sleazy. It makes my skin crawl.

>>33829847
I think that the mods are starting to feel a strange tingly feeling too.

Once you get past the whole laws of god and man and think about it makes a lot of sense. People try to totally sterilize animal behavior but anybody they have the same hormones we do and most likely feel the same basic urges, probably stronger since they're unfiltered without a logical brain.

>>33829506

Yay you kept my vz61 suggestion! Good work anon.

>>33829847
hey man you give us an inch and we'll take a mile

a mile long chain of twerking does

>>33829975
mods are giving us several miles with this thread if any of them are even aware of the amount of weapons ammunition and military equipment being posted here right now

quick post weaponized does before 404

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>>33813275

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>>33813134
1. Fall back to kitchen, deploy EDC knife, and create apple slices.

2. Advance on intruder, let it nibble apple slices and lead it outside.

3. Have a deerbro hang out every afternoon and eat apple slices with.

>>33824884
Yes we do. We just don't post them.

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>>33829847
>>33829862
>>33829882
>>33829921
>>33829925
>>33829926
>>33829960
>>33829975
>>33829999
>>33830012


Never has this image been more relevant.

>>33814019
Look at>>33830027

>>33830035
You uh... you got any l-links? I mean like to just see how dumb it is you know?

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>because of this thread and the ones like bucks are now arming themselves to protect their women

Are you happy now /k/?

>>33825716
Aaaaaaand the kid has ticks on her head.

>>33830051
chickens are not for sexual

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>>33830051

>>33813134
bayonet

>>33829613
Jesus Christ I think I am going to get a mare now. . .

>>33829882
Sounds like you need to harden the fuck up anon

>>33830238
AFFIX

>>33830051
so you sayin i would cut off a chicken's head, put my dick in it, and go AAAAHHHH?

why the fuck is this thread alive dear god jesus

>>33830027
One of my all time favs

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>>33830258
They're expensive to get and maintain and you need a minimum of an acre and a half but well worth it. Loyal like a dog, can carry your ass for 20+ miles a day like it ain't no thing, great for SHTF transport. Just get riding lessons, people really do get paralyzed or seriously injured falling off of horses all the time.

There are also mini horses in the 200-300lb range that need about much land and attention as a large dog. Downside is you can't ride them, upside is when they get smaller things get tight as a teenager but still big enough for both to enjoy >.>

>>33825031
I want to be a predator in more ways than one.

>>33830336
Damn a mare that size would be hot

>>33825238
Back when newfags were under control there was a corresponding time. The expectation was that you lurk for a year before posting.

>>33825486
Oh. So shooting animals is fine but fucking them is too far. Sure. Okay.

This thread requires several virus bombings.

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>>33813285
what the fuck did i just see

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>>33830401
It needs and old priest and a young priest.


Have another weaponized deer. Stal/k/er flavored this time.

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Only on /k/ can I be in a thread about the new SR-72 in one moment and then a thread about consensual bdsm involving a deer in the next.

>>33829926
Yeah now 8 chan took over the beast porn. And how did you find beast porn there? What did yo search for? Cus I can't find anything

>>33830336
>>33830358
Mini mares seem perfect. I don't really care to ride a horse so I don't need a big one. Question is what do you do with all the shit? I know larger animals have tons of shit. Hell a big dog could fill your yard up in a few weeks.

>>33830418
ok i'm alright with fucking real deer but furries need to go, and keep your disgusting artwork away from games i like

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>>33829147
You're goddamn right.

>>33830439
I guess you could start making and selling your own manure?.....That's all I got. But there's gotta be a way to deal with all of it

>>33813134
[insert deerfucker green here]

>>33829280
You're wrong. I do.

>>33830401
god damn slaneesh worshipers

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>>33813285
Just make sure it's not a male deer, otherwise...
https://e621.net/post/show/1117943

>>33830336

You seem you know a lot about this stuff.


Do the mares actually enjoy you putting your dick in them?

>>33829925
>rural population
Don't discount the suburbs, anon. Young stay at homes moms are 100% fucking their dogs.

>>33830503
Nah they are more likely to be fucking niggers.

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>>33830439
>>33830439
Its really not realistic to own a mini horse unless you either own or are renting 1.5-2 acres and live in a part of town zoned for it. Most town have laws excluding livestock.

I'm 31 acres and have a tractor so I clean out the 30x50ft dirt lot with a shed lot I keep the two minis in and dump the shit in a pile for a year then spread it on the garden. The minis get let out of the pen to graze on a 10 acre portion of land for 4 hours a day and out in the field I just let nature take its course. They're the only animals on it so its not like they're eating or pooping that much. Horse crap is mainly grass so it breaks down MUCH faster than dogs. I hardly ever see it when I'm out walking the field except by the water tank.

>>33830453
It takes at least a year for it to be safe to spread on gardens. Basically you need somewhere you can dump it. With 2 minis you're probably at a 8x8x4 or 10x10x5 pile for an entire year.

>>33830491
For sure. They go through heat cycles and when they're in the mood they wink their vulva at you then when you're doing they'll tense up all around you rhythmically, wink faster, make noises, and push back against you. They have a pretty big clit so you can rub that and give them a leg shaking orgasm.

Thats how you start by the way, months of grooming with no sexual contact, then you start working up to brushing a finger over the vulva, then in a month or two you start rubbing her clit, few more months work up to making her cum, another month or two and you can mount them pretty much whenever you want and they'll stand they're patiently for you.

Guess I'll post this here since it fits the mood.

So I go both ways when in comes to beast stuff. Male and female but male on male stuff gets me more excited.

One day I was innawoods and came across not one, but TWO gorgeous labs. I noticed both of them were anatomically intact and I started to get a boner. But here's the amazing thing. They both started to get boners as well and they started trying to mount me. They had to have known I wanted to "play" maybe it was pheromones or something. It was really hot and I was so tempted to take them back to the house and have some fun but I hesitated and only touched one of their dicks before they left. Dammit I wish I had given in to the urges.

>>33830298
DRAGON DEER DILDOS

>>33830439
>Mini mares seem perfect. I don't really care to ride a horse so I don't need a big one.
The bronies have been saying that for 7 years.
>Question is what do you do with all the shit? I know larger animals have tons of shit.
Herbivore shit is perfect for fertilizer, since it doesn't have the same harmful bacteria you get from meat. You may as well start your SHTF farm early.
>Hell a big dog could fill your yard up in a few weeks.
Which is why you clean up every couple of days. People who leave it to rot are disgusting.

>>33830336
Kinda doubt that considering what the average male mini horse is packing.

>>33830434
Are you retreaded or something?

>>33830503
I know, i've seen the videos ;)

>>33830316
DEER god jesus why

kms

>>33830433
/k/: A magical place

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>>33830624
Clearly this is the containment thread. Might as well enjoy it.

>>33829926
Pornsocket
Pornfay
Zoogirls
Luxure TV

Probably the best sites out there, but they have malicious ad networks.

>>33830336
JRHNBR

>>33830703
Ayyyy I know what that means

>>33830703
Nice meme :^)

>>33830703
Literally the same
https://anonimage.net/db/full/XJ4DigPfrW.jpg

>>33830503
Can confirm
https://anonimage.net/db/full/L8PFZuzDD7.jpg

>>33830588
Seriously man I've never used Imgur all that much, I thought it was just a bunch of hipster faggot cancer normie memes and shit. But really when I search even simple stuff like "horse ass" and even just "horse" literally nothing comes up. Is there some shitty filter settings I'm missing? Or do I have to make a fucking account?

>>33813182
As soon as I saw this thread I started guessing how long it took to get here... I guessed five posts. So close.

>>33830853
No, most of the galleries are private and don't show up in a search. You have to have a link to find them. But if you have the link you could view without an account.

There used be threads of just link after link posted.

>>33830880
Ahhh so that's the deal. Okay that makes sense. Well I guess I'll try and find some links then. Would you happen to have a good one?

>>33826000
>>33825716
>>33825811
>Natives couldn't tame these, but white people can
Jared Diamond BTFO tbqh

>>33813134
HD rounds into a deer rampaging/bleeding out through my house. Cleaning up all the mess not worth the venison.

>>33830910
Jared Diamond has been memed all the way to the shadow realm by how clearly history contradicts his theories. He is kept alive by leftist humanity teachers (I doubt professors could get away with putting his stuff in college curriculum) looking to pad out their workload.

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>>33830908
No, I really don't save much. I've got like 6 pics on my computer. The risk of having anything but a browser history is not something I want to take.

Try the chan.net of 8s though expect to see some weird stuff, even by 4chan standards. Be sure to fire up that virus protection too. Some links will have more viruses than a thai hooker.

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/k/ pls I want just want to learn about guns

>>33830561
In layman's term. Don't be a dick head and rush to stick your dong in a horse (or any other animal) the first time they meet you.

Also a few other things to note:

1. DON'T get an animal for the sole purpose of being your personal fuck toy. They have emotions, feelings and personality similar to that of human beings (to a certain extent) and it is imperative that you form a platonic relationship with whatever pet you acquired. One in which they trust you and you trust them. Sex shouldn't be the defining factor in this (or any) relationship just more of a... plus or added bonus? In a sense.

2. If whatever animal you're diddling is clearly uncomfortable with it. Just stop and bother trying again but also don't be that soulless cunt who abandons or abuses their animal because of that.

3.Some pets simply just aren't interested in having anything more than a platonic relationship with their owner and that's fine. Don't force it and again don't abandon it.

4.You can't *train* or at least SHOULDN'T train an for sex. It's gotta come natural and they have to be willing/ freely wanting to do it.

I've never engaged bestiality before no do I intend to and I am also a bit on the fence about the topic however out of sheer curiosity I went on to "mainstream" beast sites before to see what zoophiles think about their own actions (amongst other things... shamelessly).

Obviously they see nothing wrong with it... but I've noticed a clear rift between zoophiles who look to animals for a quick fling and those who seek to have a more "deeper relationship" with them basically bordering if not complete romantic. By rift I mean its like those who want loving relationship with animals think that others who look at them just for sex are the *literally hitler scum* At the end of the day they are both into bestiality so you can take that however you want. I'm just reciting what some of the 'popular/pinned' user posts said.

>>33829585
>not wanting to be doe wife + Black wife polygamist master race
I bet you don't even like 10mm. This setup has endless possibilities of true love.

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>>33830982
Also i just went from a thread talking about russian IFVs to talking about fugging animals

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>hd gun

I live alone

>>33825220
>It is a joke.

Speak for yourself

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>>33829506
>>33829960
>>33829613
>>33829560

Is there demand for more deerbois? Nugget deer is on the list...

>>33831065
Yes please. Keep that OC coming brother

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>>33831065
Yeah there's demand for more deerbois. He/They could be the potential mascot of the /k/ furs.

>>33831065
do it

>>33830572
Fuck I have the weirdest boner right now. got any more stories?

>>33829056
[nospoilersonk]post link on pastebin[/spoiler]

>>33830982
>By rift I mean its like those who want loving relationship with animals think that others who look at them just for sex are the *literally hitler scum*
Take a wild guess at which other internet subgroup happens to share a similar divide.

Contribooting
http://www.nifty.org/nifty/bestiality/different-kind-of-love

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>>33831596
>m/m
>SCAT

>>33831261
https://pastebin.com/0HhZb1Qn
not sure I understand your request

>>33830099

Yes... This makes it more fun.

>>33813134
YOU IN THE WRONG HOOD, NIGGA

>>33831596
>8 Dec 1999
>The author was determined to pen his gay, bdsm, scat, bestiality romp masterpiece before Y2K.

>>33813134
>hogtie it
>fuck it
>domesticate it so you can turn it into your fuck slave, teach it how to do your laundry too, and get it a maid uniform
>always call her Jane, because she is a Doe

done

>>33832237
Get u a girl who cab do this.

>>33825481
Regular people just jack off if they're that horny, and fucking the horse is the last goddamn thing on any civilized person's mind.
You're a sick bastard with terrible impulse control.

>>33825430
You deserve to be caught in the act.

>>33825626
No really, why are there people with fucking house deer now?

>>33822914
Severely underrated keks

>>33830382
yup

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>>33813134

You have a new pet!

Wild animals just need pets and they become pets.

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>>33813134
>>it's the middle of the night

>>33813244
Lol

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>>33825220
>it's a joke

>>33833208
I can confirm it's not a joke btw

>>33832330
Not the weirdest pet you can have but definitely on the bigger size

>>33831667
Yeah I'll be honest, the scat stuff is a bit much but the rest of it is pretty fucking hot phamalam