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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xd tZ-ZksDc And this kids

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xdtZ-ZksDc

And this kids is why you don't ride the slide like you see on television.
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>>33794976
>that annoyed look on the cashier's face
>"Fuck you, now I have to stay an hour past closing to fill out a police report."
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>Jimmy Johns

One of those opened near me not that long ago. They any good?
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>the "fuck it" glove toss at 1:16
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>Freaky fast sandwiches and robberies
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>>33795004
Yeah, they are okay. Not the best but a big step above Subway. They aren't kidding about fast either, the guys around here all ride bicycles and will get to you place in a snowstorm in like ten minutes, it's crazy.
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>>33795004
they're ok. but it always bothers me the way they always try to act like working there is just one big fun frat party and everyones trying to be witty, funny and cool.
fuck sakes i just want to buy a god damn sandwich you don't need to pretend its some kind of party goin on
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>>33795059
Oh yeah, that shit is super annoying. Just order delivery, that way you don't have to deal with it.
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>>33795004
They're ok.
Best part is that I can call them and they'll deliver to my office.
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>>33794976
how disappointing. was hopping to see that ape get shot in the face
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>>33795004
Their barbecue chips are the best thing you will put in your mouth, I guarantee it.
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>>33795095
You can at least make fun of his inept weapons manipulation. Better than nothing?
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What would you have done, once had you realized the slide hadn't closed? I could see an opportunity to try and grab the gun from the robber. Personally, I'd probably would have just emptied the register since my hands would probably be too greasy to actually outgrip him.
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>>33795031
>>33795059
>>33795077
>>33795082
>>33795103

How do they compare to Togo's? Do they have a good meatball sub?
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that's a friend of mine
my favorite part is where he gives him the fucking change
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>>33795106
yeah its funny he doesn't even bother to fix it.
was also hoping the cashier realized the gun was out of battery and somehow used that to an advantage to counterstrike on the nignog
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What kind of gun does nig have?
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>>33795108
I would have done exactly what this dude did, it looks to me like he realized the same thing and thought about grabbing for the gun before opening the register. No matter how sure I was I saw the gun jam I wouldn't risk it anyway. Looks like the robber noticed it too and tried to fix it before giving up and figuring nobody was going to call the bluff. If he had grabbed at it and missed the guy may have been able to clear it and start shooting, just give him the money and let the cops handle it.
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>>33795134
glawk 45
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>>33795110
>Togo's
im not familiar with them.
but like other anon said. waaaay better than subway
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>>33795108
Most store policies strictly forbid cowboy shit like that. If the cashier had try to stop it, he definitely would have been fired
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>>33795131
>considering subway isn't even a pizza place.
Neither is JJ, they are a sub shop.
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>>33795131
Neither is Jimmy Johns, retard.
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>>33794976
Nogs cant chamber a round right
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>>33795134
looks like a EAA Witness or similar gun.
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>>33795103
I think you may be underestimating just how much other posters and I enjoy cock.
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That guy has guts, and was smart enough to know that a minimum wage job isn't worth acting like a hero.

I dont think the guy knew the gun jammed.
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>>33795165
I was thinking Ruger, maybe a 9E or something?Hard to tell.
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>>33795108
Exactly what he did
Its not even your money, the gun being jammed just means he's probably not going to accidentally pop you while waving it around like an idiot
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how many /k/ would have a giant boner for that to happen to them

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mks9E7kdhGY
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>>33795108
>pull ccw
>empty it into his face
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>>33795143
Maybe it would have been different if he had a knife on the counter. I'd imagine stabbing his forearm and twisting it while grabbing the gun would have worked, when the nog reached his gun hand over the counter.
>>33795150
I've read too many stories of robbers being crazy and shooting anyways, I could care less about a minimum wage job.
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>>33795004
former employee here, no

also the chips come stale in the bag
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>>33794976
I used to work for that brick and mortar abortion. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
I was a "delivery driver" in Baltimore and rode a bike. Fucking sucks they got robbed but fucking whatever.

I noticed the malfunction too and think it's hilarious. I still wouldve handed him the money because
A. I ain't dying for $7.25 an hour
B. He could probably rack the slide quicker than I could grab it
C. I ain't dying for $7.25 an hour
D. He's most likely gonna get caught for this stupid escapade
E. I ain't dying for $7.25 an hour

Dude handled himself really well, esp. w/ idiot waving that bullshit 2cm from his face. Fuck that guy for knocking off a goddamn slop shack. At least rob a gas station where people might be co-owners and have a slight interest in the affair. Jimmy John's means you're threatening shit paid workers for maybe $80 tops. What a fucking moog. Dudes like this should be killed, unless he was trying to get money to feed his kid or something, but still. Just flash the pistol and play it cool don't wave that shit around like some sort of hard on
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>>33795181
Could be, but the slide in OP's image looks small like a typical CZ75/Tanfoglio/Jericho
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that man is cold as ice

upboat
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>>33795223
On closer inspection I think you are right, some sort of CZ clone looks most likely. Looks like a steel guide rod too, I find that slightly odd. Huh, and now that I write THAT I realize it's odd the guide rod is exposed at all. At least, I know it isn't on my CZ when you pull the slide back, EAA could be different.
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Small business owner here. I know these are just kids working minimum wage, and they absolutely did the right thing, but goddammit I dream of the day this happens to me. I would have magdumped that fucking subhuman as soon as I noticed his weapon out of battery. What a golden opportunity to make the world a better place.
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Meanwhile

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FjAJLvwxYo&feature=youtu.be
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>>33795248
>>33795223
canik 55 stingray
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>>33795289
I always laugh when he goes to take a drag mid-gunfight.
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>>33795289
>never stops puffing
This guy
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>>33795301
This eagle eyed mother fucker over here... good spotting. That looks 100% right.
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>>33795289
>doesn't drop his cigarette
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>>33795297
could be
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>all the people saying he should have grabbed the gun

Normally I would agree with you if its your personal stuff being stolen or if someones life was in danger but its just company money being taken, not worth getting in a fight for.
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>>33795108

Exactly what he did. Stay calm and give him the money. The fact that his gun is jammed makes me feel better when he's pointing that in my face with his finger on the trigger.

If anything I'd probably be that asshole who told him his gun is jammed and offer him advice.
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>>33795338
Robber shoot people even if they comply 100% all the time. I guess that wasn't an issue so much in this scenario but it happens.
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>>33795297
>>33795331
or possible a eaa polymer compact
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>>33795356
>If anything I'd probably be that asshole who told him his gun is jammed and offer him advice.

I also wondered if I could stifle the autism long enough not to correct him. Excuse me sir, but you should ride the slide as you can see. If you just slingshot it you will have much more luck... murdering me and my coworker. Sorry Bill.
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Kek, I work at Jimmy John's as a delivery driver in an incredibly white neighborhood. First day on the job one of the other drivers told me he carries a knife on him "just in case" and my manager told me not to worry about it because "we don't deliver to black neighborhoods"

I love this place
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>>33794976
No, anon, it's why you don't carry Condition Three.

If he'd chambered a round before he went into the store he wouldn't have had a problem when he needed to use it.
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>>33795375
https://youtu.be/AhKsNmBKJGM?t=56s
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>>33795289
>takes a drag on his cigarette mid-shootout

And people say smoking isn't cool as fuck
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>>33795403
I'll concede that point.
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I think my autism is advanced enough that I'd honestly inform him that his gun is jammed and offer advice on how to fix it before proceeding with the robbery
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>>33795004

if you're cool with not a lot of meat, they really like to pile on veggies.
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>>33795357
And robbers shoot people a lot more often when they try to pull cowboy bullshit. Overall, your best chance of walking away alive and unharmed remains to just hand the asshole the cash and let him walk. Trying to grab the gun or similar bullshit means you're betting against the odds and should ask yourself wether a register full of company cash is worth notably inceasing the risk of you losing your life.
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>>33795357
>Robber shoot people even if they comply 100% all the time
That is complete bullshit. Very few robberies result in death, most criminals are smart enough to know that they don't want to escalate things anymore than the victim does. Very few thieves are hardened murderers.

Even if you carry, do NOT go and pull your cowboy bullshit unless you can be damn sure you can drop the fucker before he has time to hurt you or anyone else. We had a robbery at a convenient store a few years back in my home town. Some dumbass wannabee hero pulled out his gun and tried shooting the guy. He missed, and the robber freaked out and shot and ended up killing some woman that was just standing there.

Some stupid cowadooty fucker like yourself got an innocent woman killed because he dropped his spaghetti at the critical moment, when he could have just relaxed and let the guy walk away with a few hundred dollars.

The contents of a cash register are never worth someone's life you stupid immature fuck. You should know that, because most criminals know that too.
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>>33795357
>Robber shoot people even if they comply 100% all the time.

>citation needed
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>>33795472
Stay mad nigger.
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>>33795499
huuuuur
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>>33795165
I hope not
I carry an eaa witness or similar gun.
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>>33795472
>That is complete bullshit. Very few robberies result in death, most criminals are smart enough to know that they don't want to escalate things anymore than the victim does. Very few thieves are hardened murderers.
wake the fuck up nigger apologist they will kill over 20$ on some delivery boy
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>>33795512
Operate it properly and you won't have an issue.
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>>33795004
in college they were great stoner food. They deliver and sandwiches imo are great. I prefer potbellys but this beats the shit out of subway.
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>>33795472
>>33795483
fuck off niggers
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>>33795517
I just don't want mine or a similar gun associated with a recent robbery.
My guns a good boy who never dun nuffin to nobody.
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>>33795108

>employee at a fast food restaurant

Give him the money and call the police when he leaves. It's not my fucking money getting stolen, so who cares

Even if he asked for my phone and wallet too, I'd just give it to him cause the franchise's insurance would most likely cover that
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>>33795526

See this is what happens when you let /pol/ stay here to long. They can't make logical arguments and revert to "muh niggers".
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that nigga got caught already lmao
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>>33794976

youre working the register at jimmy johns when suddenly pic related happens. Wat do?
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>>33795193
semi chub being robbed like that....full fledged hard on that even medusa couldn't pull off if i saw his gun malfunctioned like that...it'd be fucking go time
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>>33795557

>too

Fuck me.
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>>33795564
draw my ccw
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>>33795557
Agreed. They're worse than ponyfags ever were now.

The guy basically did what he was expected to do, the retard who robbed the place is going to get picked up in a week or less by the cops because he didn't hide his fucking face, and I'm working for minimum wage. Minimum wage isn't going to pay for hospital bills or a funeral if I get shot breaking company policy.
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>>33795108
It's not even his fucking money.

Those types of jams happen when the round goes too nose up when it comes out of the mag. You can cause this jam to happen with lots of different tilting barrel pistols when you let the slide forward too slow. Without much manipulation the round will go all the way forward and chamber. If he tried to wrench the gun from the guy's hand, it could have pushed the slide forward, trigger could have gotten pulled in the scuffle, and now he's dead over $400 that isn't even his, just so he could try and look like a badass.
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>>33795584
hes already captured
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>>33795584
this has nothing to do with grabbing the gun you retard its because you idiots said nobody gets killed if they comply which is factually fucking wrong.
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>>33795004
I like the bread so much I wish they'd sell loafs
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>>33795213

>Dudes like this should be killed, unless he was trying to get money to feed his kid or something,
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>>33795557
found the redditor

you are out of place here. you are not from here, you are not of here. you would do well to go somewhere else.

fucking nigger
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>>33795289

>2017
>filming a computer screen with a camera
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>>33795592
yea but who would pass up a perfect opportunity to brain a groid?
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>>33795639

Y'know this might be fun. Riddle me this Batman: what do you think of McNiggerator?
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>>33795223
Guaranteed its a cheap canik, nog too cheap or dumb to afford or choose a real cz or tangfolio.
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>>33795603
>because you idiots said nobody gets killed if they comply which is factually fucking wrong.
>because you idiots said


>Robber shoot people even if they comply 100% all the time.

>which is factually fucking wrong.

WEW
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>>33795472
>having a gun prevent crimes
>When having a gun do not prevent crime

Well, which is it /k/?
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>>33795652
>wrench gun from perp
>he is now no longer a threat to your life
>shoot him
>go to jail

Or
>pull ccw
>shoot basketball american
>still have to go to court for it
>and now you have to worry about his homies coming after you
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>>33795600
>He's already in custody
Made my day. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

>>33795603
It's rare, and your chance to get shot goes from 'Lightning strike' if you just do what the retard with the gun asks you to do, to 'roulette' if you refuse to comply. The guy doesn't look tweaked the fuck out he isn't that desperate. It's safe to assume while he's retarded, he's not retarded enough to risk getting the chair over a hundred bucks.

>>33795639
>>33795652
Hi /pol/

>>33795671
The answer is learn how escalation works. Don't escalate when you don't need to.
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>>33795108
>putting your life in even more danger to save a few hundred dollars of someone elses money
nah, thats alright.
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>>33795499
>>33795516
>>33795526
I'm not a nigger apologist but you're a complete retard if you think people holding up liquor stores and shit want to kill you "100% of the time."

They're idiots, but they're smart enough to know that 99% of the time it's not worth facing a murder charge for $20 and a case of beer.

Niggers have no problem beating the shit out of someone, sure. And they're stupid so they'll kill if they get spooked, but if everyone stays calm you're much more likely to make it out alive than if you pull your gun and try acting like a hero.

There is a right time to use your CCW for self-defense. And most of the time, it's not during a store robbery. Just keep your mouth shut and give the guy the money.
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>>33795108
Wrestle for the gun and drop the mag if he maintains his grip.
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>>33795742
niggers do regularly kill people for literally what is in their pockets. that said, in this situation, its best to assume he isnt going to kill you if you comply because if he was planning to, he probably would have already.
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>>33795670
not him but

>nobody gets killed if they comply

is technically wrong because some people get killed even if they comply

>>33795689

>implying studies haven't been done on the relative likelyhood of various outcomes for victims of violent crime based on their behavior

>Implying your odds of being brutalized, assaulted, or injured aren't higher with cooperating than running.

>implying your odds of those negative outcomes isn't actually lowest of all with armed self defense using a firearm

WEW
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>>33795516
This

There's a reason delivery driving is deadlier than cops by ratio.

For niggers they just wanted to kill and the money is an afterthought.
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>>33795213
"Unless he was trying to feed his kid"?

I dont give a fuck if he has kids. I feed mine by having a job. And besides that he would have been trying to get other to feed his kids by stealing other peoples money. That my friend is a nigga. Not a black man. A black MAN would feed his own kids.
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>>33795794
>>implying your odds of those negative outcomes isn't actually lowest of all with armed self defense using a firearm
except thats not the case when theres already a gun in your face.
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>>33795031
>Fujiwara Sandwich Shop
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>>33795794
>Some people get killed if they comply, therefore you should never comply

Yet you are more likely to survive a robbery like this if you comply. Gee, it's almost like statistics are a thing and you're absolutely fucking retarded. The optimal course of action is comply when they've already got a gun in your face.
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>>33794976

What's sad is that the Jimmy John's guy kind of wants him to just fix his gun and put him out of his misery. Like he doesn't care either way. Although desu I bet JJ is the least bad sandwich shop to work at all things considered.
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>>33794976
That kid takes it well but he's most likely going to end up with some level of PTSD.
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>>33795867
>>33795843
Merely pointing out that complying isn't the best choice in all situations. if he already has a gun in your face then complying is likely your best choice. OTOH if said gun currently is jammed then it's more of a toss up. particularly with a guy who seems to have no clue what hes doing but is willing to shove the gun in your face and loosely shake it forward and backward with his finger on the trigger.

Not sure if i could draw quicker than he could finish clearing the malfunction if he started to clear it before i drew.

Could almost certainly draw and fire before he could clear the malfunction and fire if i started to draw first.

If i dont draw and fire there is no guarantee that he won't clear said malfunction on his own and either intentionally or accidentally shoot me while doing his whole loosely-shaking-gun-in-face routine to prove some other point.
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>>33795170
I think he knew the gun was jammed and that's why he wasn't visually intimidated. He likely shut his mouth and tried to play as if he didn't notice so the nog wouldn't fix it.
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>niggers
>doing things

It was probably the wrong caliber. That's a pretty serious jam for riding the slide forward.
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>>33795108
>What would you have done, once had you realized the slide hadn't closed?

If you draw your CCW, a criminal is removed from the streets, but you'll get fired.

If you hand over the money, you kick your pride into the corner, a criminal potentially continues to roam the streets, but you get to keep your job.

It all depends on how desperate you are for money. A gun store might hire you after Jimmy Johns fired you for using your CCW.
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>>33795213
>nless he was trying to get money to feed his kid or something, but still.
That kind of animal having kids is even more reason to remove him from the gene pool and starve his offspring.
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>>33794976
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

That could have been me! I could have drawn and shot him dead with the full knowledge that his weapon could not fire. It would be have 100% righteous and justified. That clerk was given a fleeting golden gift from our lord jesus christ and he did not grasp it.
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>>33795794

I never said that wasn't true. I was pointing out that

>Robber shoot people even if they comply 100% all the time.

Is a little retarded.... and then when I asked for a citation I got called a nigger. Quality /pol/ logic.
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>>33795004
I didnt think much of them at first but they grow on you.
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What did we learn, /k/? Always carry one in the chamber.
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>>33794976
So this nigger didn't know the gun was out of battery? What? Like, he didn't notice the shiny thing sticking out?
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See a nigger, pull the trigger.

>>not opening fire on any and all niggers immediately after they walk in the door
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>>33794976
>>33795160
>>33795403

>Not realizing that he was carrying condition 1 or 0 and this was actually a double feed after he racked the gun needlessly and covered the ejection port.
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no-one mentions the fact that there is MAYBE 200 dollars in that register
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>>33795613
They do dickhead, most of the stores have sings saying they sell the bread for 50 cents a bun.
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>>33795004
Treat their employees like absolute dogshit, but make decent sandwiches for decent prices. I still go there every once in a while. I worked there in college and hated every second of it. Funnily enough I was on the register when there was a gunman on the loose in the area. My plan was to use my scrawny little shithead manager as a human shield and try to take him out with my M&P Shield (which I'm sure was a big no no to have but we had to wear fuckhueg aprons all the time so concealing it was easy as fuck)
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>>33795613
Have you never been to a fucking jimmy johns. DAY OLD BREAD 50 CENT MOTHER FUCKER
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>>33795564

>pull my firearm on him and brain the nigger knowing full well he's got a malfunction and i wasn't in danger
>call 911 and act panicked, say things like "i think i shot him in the head, he might be dead, please, send police and an ambulance fast!"
>enjoy a dessert and the sight of one less chimp my tax dollars are getting wasted on
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>>33794976
You the look on this guys face is amazing.

"are you fucking serious? Your gun isn't even coked, but i guess i have to give you the money retard"
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>>33796677
Treat their employees like shit - true
Decent sandwiches - Nope
Decent prices - sure, but you're buying bullshit.

When I was first working there they gave us sammiches for free. I got sick of that shit quickly and ended up just taking most of the day old break and pilfering cans of tuna, mayo and whatever veggies I wanted and doing my best w that. I was lucky I was a delivery guy cuz I was allowed in the back and to take bags and shit back there. Line fucks weren't without suspicion.

The fucks started trying to charge us for the sammiches, so I was pretty much unaffected. There was this guy straight out of prison. We were allowed one free sammich per full shift worked. He needed to play by the books because parole and shit. Super nice guy. Hardest working motherfucker compared to the 18-19 yo trash they brought in. Had a stupid nigger name, he was better than that bullshit. It was kinda sad to see him dragged into that life. I could always count on him making the sammiches fast and correctly so I wouldn't be fucked when out on delivery. If the ex-con nigger was working, I was in good hands till I put life to the whim of drivers.

Almost immediately we fell into the habit where I'd make him two sammiches of his choosing. One the allotted "his" and the allotted "mine". Usually, I'd pile on stuff 4-5x the amount they wanted us to. I'd then ask him if he wanted another meat or whatever. Motherfucker was hungry because Jimmy John's doesn't pay shit and he was probly getting fucked by Baltimore's renting laws. I'm fairly certain he lived off those sammiches cuz even food stamps require prior work bullshit.
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>>33796990

It felt good to help the motherfucker out.

I was only there for 5 months. He was ther for like a month. Fuck skeezy manager hired a slut 18 yo w big tits, and threw her on register even though she fucked the count every night. Most people had to work there for a while and earn that position. Fucking manager cuck didn't have the balls to tell ex-con nigger he was fired. The poor motherfucker would call every day and talk about how he was going back to the pen if he wasn't employed. One time lied to manager and told him it was "a golfing company" that wanted to talk to him. Mother fucker didn't even say a word, just hung up when he heard ex-con nigger's voice. 18yo slut quit the day ex-con nigger said he'd be back in jail if he didn't work again.

Fuck that place.
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>>33797001
Man your bringing back memories.

JJ was the first job i had. Fuckers used to schedule us but have us sit in the back and wait to clock on so they wouldn't have to pay us if they didn't need us. sounds vaguely illegal to me. Ended up quitting mid shift because i was only supposed to be working 15-20hrs a week but they kept scheduling me more and more hours whenever i told them this. was literally scheduled 37hrs for the next week when i snapped. manager ended up under handing a bread knife "to" me on the line when he heard.

That isn't even touching on the worst part of working there. this cocksucking prostitute dating GM named kevin. haven't hated a person that bad since middle school.
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>>33797110
Ha, dude sounds like you had the authentic Jimmy experience.

>Lemme ask you one serious question. Would you have taken a bullet- even if the fuck showed up with a nerf gun- for the Jimmy John's till?
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>>33797141
I'd have fucking laughed and tried to act like i didn't remember that the guy was one of the 18 meth heads we'd employed while i was working there. Hopefully the fucker would pop that son of a bitch kevin, or at least fuck up his car or something.
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>>33797110
>>33797141
same anon. Lol, towards the end I said fuck it and would buy a goddamn 40oz and a liter of Whiskey. I started doin the business right then and there on shift. If I wanted to leave I'd just speed dial the store from my phone, pretend to have a phone call. Put in whatever I wanted to eat and leave.

I did this quite a few times and eventually- for some reason the head-assistant manager would take one of the bags to drop off all the cash/checks- he grabbed my bag. He threw it in such a way that both bottles clattered across the floor right out in the open where all the employees could see.

He literally said "what the fuck are these doing here?" and walked out the door. We picked up the bottles and promptly went out and smoked a joint. Sometimes it's fun to work a job where they can't fire you.
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>>33795748
>Wrestle for the gun and drop the mag

Not your gun. Do you even know how to release the magazine?
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>>33795742
Armed robbery is not the hallmark of a rational actor. I used to work in a liquor store. I was never robbed, but I wouldn't have hesitated to blow that nigger away if I had the chance. The cashier at a gas station across the street got robbed, and the nigger stabbed him in the neck while he was complying. You never know what they are going to do, it's not some ordinary transaction where you give them the money and they leave every time. They're fucking niggers, act accordingly.
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>>33795375
>I also wondered if I could stifle the autism long enough not to correct him

Sir, your gun is jammed. You'll have to press on that lever on the left side of the slide and pull it back again.
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>>33796422

why are these niggers concealing behind garbage bins
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>>33795004
No. $10 for a shitty, dry sandwich
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>>33797346
You are fake news.
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>>33797325
BBs from Airsoft guns cant go through trash cans
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>>33795213
You got paid $7.25? I worked for a competing sandwich shop as a delivery driver and I always heard that Jimmy Johns payed $4.50 and hour and expected tips to cover the rest (as if delivery drivers get tipped)
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>>33797396
bruh i did this just 4-5 years ago and i was getting 8.50/hr plus tips. pretty nice for a delivery job imho. im the other JJ anon fyi.
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>>33794976
Damn, there is keeping your head cool in a tight situation and then there is this. He didn't even flinch when that guy pulled a gun. I don't think it's normal to be this calm.
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>>33797387
all that money on gear for bb guns?!? wtf!

They can get a nice colt le for 999$; prob as much as that cosplay
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>>33795213
>feed his kids

Kill him and it's five for the price of one.
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>>33797642
bingo
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>>33794976
Just for once, can they not be black? I'd settle for a spic at least.
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>>33795108
It's easy to evaluate a situation like this with a bird's-eye view but, at the very least, I would have attacked. Maybe it's stupid, maybe it's the only smart thing to do. Who can say? I've never been in that position, and I hope I never am.
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>>33795213
>>33795626
>>33795819
>>33796212
>>33797396
>>33797642

You guys are right. Fuck that. There are way too many resources to get food to for hungry kids. Hell, just send them to school and the government has programs for that shit.

I like you 4chan. You guys called me on a doublespeak bullshit phrase that gets tossed around too often. I'm a fuckwit for not thinking more about what I just parroted. Fuck that guy.
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>>33796195
if you really want to remove criminals from the streets there is a job that will allow you to do that and it ain't at Jimmy Johns.
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>>33796677
I carry at work with an apron on, it's stupid easy.
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