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If /k/ ever became a registered armed force, what would

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If /k/ ever became a registered armed force, what would its standard loadout be?
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>>33788048
whatever kills racists the goodest
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>>33788063
wrong
whatever kills liberal hippies the goodest.
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>>33788063
Go back to réddit.
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>>33788048
Hamburger meat and 1911s
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BYOW, bring your own weapons. You just use whatever you own.
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Either bring your own shit, on site procurement, or if moni is no concern, merc tier shit of buy your own crap.

But if we HAD to decide on a weapon, most people would just not take it seriously and decide for a fucking FAMAS or an nagant.

The ones that would take it seriously would want an AK74 or a TAVOR
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>>33788137
What a logistical nightmare
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Pretty sure butt plugs would be standard issue.
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>>33788048

BYOW because all you fat autists wouldn't survive the first wave, negating the need for a standardized loadout.
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>>33788279
>Projecting this hard

It's okay if you're a fat autist too, anon - you are on 4chan, after all.
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I got you, senpai.
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Requesting that "/k/ does a rescue mission" copypasta
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Either rifle, or clip,if u get clip follow someone with rifle.
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>>33788181

>Serious
>AK74 or Tavor
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>>33788048
Primary: poo poo
Secondary: pee pee
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probably ARs for riffles and HK or Sigs for side arms... that said if money comes into play then Highpoints and Nuggets
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>>33788048
only .22LR because /k/ thinks it bounces inside the target
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>>33788771
slav shit aside AK74 provides ok penetration and is reliable enough to be used as a cheap candidate. Tavor only gets shit on by /pol/ cuz its israeli. It has surpassed every test thrown at it with flying colors and other than ">MUH WEIGHT" and ">MUH HANDLING" there's no real complain against it.
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Obligatory /k/arrier screencap.
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>>33788048
They'd use different weapons depending on where they fought, because /k/ would fight a guerilla style war with poor mass unit discipline/tactics. It would essentially become groups of people who liked/trusted each other working together in a mostly unconnected manner.

ie. In America: AR variant
Everywhere Else: AK variant

For ease of parts and ammo
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>Primary : 1874 .45-90 Sharps
>Secondary : Webley Mk IV in .455 Webley

Tfw logistics officer
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>>33788048
anything that takes stanags, AKM, or AK-74 mags. Honorable mentions for anything the accepts a G3 mag.

Also I want a bolt action .308 that accept G3 mags, does anyone know if one exists.
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I'd want a Martini Enfield with a Webley

I'm killing fuckers in style, mate.
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Everything in .50.
.50AE side arm
.50 beowulf primary
.50 bmg for range.
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>>33789885
>Go to kill yourself
>Can't find any .32 H&R so you put a .327 Federal magnum in but it just blows the pistol up in your hand
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>>33788125
Salut
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>>33788048
Something gay and autistic.
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>>33789945
>I'd want a Martini Enfield with a WebleyI'm killing fuckers in style, mate.

Plus a bayonet with some guts behind it

/thread
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>>33788125
Being racist is the most reddit thing to be. It's the first thing r/edditors pretend to do to fit in. It's literally /b/tier and that's the first place redditfags, newfags and 12 year olds visit.
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Slavshit, due to price, availability and quality.

SKS and AK74 for general infantry.
Mosin for the /k/avalry.
Vodka for everybody.
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>>33788048
>registered
REEEEEEEEEEE
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>>33788048
Nugget
Obrezed nugget or Hand Nugget
Sniper Nugget
Auto Nugget
And FAMAS with a clip so you can do more damage
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>>33788063
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>>33789062
muh MOA
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>>33789062
The tavor is shit compared to ARs and AKs. Which is why only one country uses them.
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Nuggets would be the standard issue rifle
Glocks would be the standard hand grenade
Apparel would be flecktarn fedoras, trenchcoats, and cargo shorts
There would also be the occasional faggot wearing nothing but a dildo in his asshole
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>>33788048
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>>33788048
>/k/ registered armed force
My sides
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>>33790244
yup.

and then those chucklefucks spread out to other boards and take that dipshit /b/ mentality with them and shit up all the other boards.
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>>33788048
SKS's smuggled from Canada
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>>33790305
> mfw obrez is a pdw for tankers
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>>33788233
It wouldn't be /k/ without it!
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>>33788369
>us kaymmandos amirite?
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>>33790951
You mean SVT40s?
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>>33788048
Everything in my gun safe.
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>>33790968
let out an involuntary hnnng at work
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>>33790244
>>33790932
Found the redditors.
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Probably some hipster meme round cause everything that's actually in use has been memed to the ground
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>>33788063
thats some entry level shit plebbitor, things start getting weird when you take nigger horde tactics into consideration

If we become a registered armed force, the load out of the individual /k/ infantryman wouldn't do shit, think squad or even platoon level loadouts

I'd want at least one automatic rifleman per rifle squad, shit make rifle team, supported by a weapons platoon/squad/etc with 60mm mortars and GPMGs

The question here is what would be the best general purpose machine gun to give our Machine Gunners to fight off a nigger horde while maintaining maneuverability and no weighing them down with gear, ammo and other necessities

I personally think the M240B can do that job just fine but I have a feeling other /k/ommandos think otherwise
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Mosin-Nagant as main rifle.
Makarov as main sidearm, but the upper echelons of the the military would get Hi-Powers as a sidearm.
Scoped Mosin-Nagant as DMR and sniper rifle.
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>>33788063
Fuck off antifa.
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Ok
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Is it racist to believe different races are actually different subspecies if I don't discriminate against anyone on that basis?
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>>33788048
You know how the Japs had to buy their own service pistols in WWII, or were just given cheap shit?

That'd be it, only with primary and secondary weaponry.
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>>33788233
>logistical nightmare
Hey, welcome you must be new here.
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>>33788063
What? Sorry I couldn't hear you, the marching was too loud!
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>>33793631
M249.
If you're dealing with nogs you don't need anything past 40m.
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>>33788233
With /k/ that's more of a feature than anything else. Could you fucking imagine the horrible/stupid shit we'd get up to as a competent force?
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>>33788048
FAL and shorts
For sidearm, 1/3 use the Glock, 1/3 use the 1911, and 1/3 use some obscure hipster shit
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>implying /k/ is hasgunz
>implying a single person can become an armed force
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>>33796667
Pff, let's prove this fucker wrong, lads

All I have medical wise is asthma and vasovagal syncope.
I only own a crossbow, but because I'm in a cuck state.
5'8, under 130lbs
Been here 8 years.

Fuckin' soldier of fortune material. I dunno about anyone else, but I'm set for combat.
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>>33788048
HE glocks on every belt
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Jericho 941 pistol

uzi SMG

Tavor rifle

Galil long rifle

Negev machine gun

Galatz sniper rifle

Shipon/MATADOR rocket launcher
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>>33788048
40 S&W over anyone's 9mm and 45ACP
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>>33796667
No guns
Canadian
Can't legally buy one yet
6'4 200lbs
Been here just over a year
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We would probably legitimately have three standard divisions; the AR and AK divisions, both basically equal but bitter rivals nonetheless, and a nugget division full of diehard oldfags and milsurp fanboys that insist they can do everything the two main divisions do.
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it'd be a system of cooperating warlords, with a NEET-dominated military hierarchy
>NEET hasgunz degenerates on autismbux commanding from literal armchairs providing funds for logistical support but little planning
>normal /k/ommando hasgunz pledging to their favored NEETlord based on what enticements they offer
>nogunz/europeans shanghied at gunpoint into the navy and airforce

>each NEETlord's warband has operational independence from each other and looting is generally 'first come first serve'
>Geneva convention is reduced to a sternly worded guideline
>sometimes NEETlords will fight each other for spoils and/or opinions of minorities
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>>33788063
Fuck you nigger
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>>33790968
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>>33789062
muh weight is a very legitimate complaint if you're in an actual "armed force" and will be carrying shit all day.
8 lb unloaded with no optic, light, or sling is unacceptable.
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>>33790471
Backpack belt
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>>33788048
It wouldn't and if it did it would make sense to have the same loudout as the nations we are fighting alongside.
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>>33798666
"nations we are fighting alongside"

>implying
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>>33788063
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>>33788063
antifa pls stay in /pol/ this board is for weapons not faggots.
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>>33788048
dildos and glitter
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>>33796944
You really like iwi, huh?
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>>33788063
wew jew
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>>33788063
>easiest board to troll
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I can't imagine it being anything other than an AR or AK platform. Or at the very least, "Anything you can afford that takes the same magazines as everyone else".
It would be pretty neat to have something cool/impractical like an FNC or an AEK though.
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>>33799208
Obama?
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>>33788048
Dragon dildos and kum lube.
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Budget AR15 with BUIS
Nugget
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>>33788063
>>33788048
Whatever kills niggers the goodest.
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>>33788063

whatever trolls /k/ the goodest
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Okau
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