I decided to show my father's friend my new gun, which is

>>33785620
>The guy immediately tells me that he owns a Colt 1911 and that the Colt 1911 is the best gun in the world and every single gun that came after it is a copy of it and that .45cal is literally the most powerful semi-auto round there is, even stronger than 10mm and .50AE.

Let them shoot your .50AE

You do have a .50AE, don't you?

>>33785620
.45acp with the right load can be more powerful than factory 50ae

>>33785620
>How the fuck do you argue against people like this?

He's basically right 9x19 is shit

Trougle is 45 gets easily stopped by vests.

Tell him the internet said you were both morons and you should both go and by a nice .357 five inch revolver and shoot some nice to shoot .38 to get used to them and then buttfuck each other.

When you both grow up you can but a 44 mag.

Still a 45 1911 is a way nicer gun than any plastic striker fired 9x19 gun even if it is a walther

>>33785673
>If I make a retard hot, proof-load tier loading of my cartridge, it's just as powerful as normal, bottom-of-the-barrel loadings of [insert more powerful cartridge here]
>This makes it the more powerful cartridge!

Literally 9mm logic.

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Shoot him with your Walther and watch his opinion change.

>>33785620
Smile, nod, and let him be incorrectly "right"

>>33785791
this

Fuck boomers who worship the fuddyfive and their hideous, overweight, low-capacity, outdated gun.

>>33785803
>hideous

nah. you're right otherwise.

>>33785620
>How the fuck do you argue against people like this?
You don't

>>33785699
Which one is quieter?

>>33785620
>How the fuck do you argue against people like this?

Depends on how much of a dick you want to be.

You can do the obvious condescension.... A big dumb smile and stupid nod, "Yep!, uh huh, you sure are right mister!" "Wow, you know so much about weapons! I SHOULD GET ONE! YUP!"

Or the flat dickhead telling off, wait for him to stop rambling first, " Shut up, you dont know shit"

either those, or dont talk to fudds about guns.

>>33785620
You don't or simply don't talk to them.

>9mm fags
when will they learn?

>>33785620
>every single gun that came after it is a copy of it
He's technically right tho

>>33785620
Sometimes I wonder if caliber wars will ever end

>>33787931
9mm has already won.

>>33786586
Say, "we'll have to agree to disagree." Facts won't sway him, but if he seems halfway-sane, ask him a hypothetical: which has more chance to fail -- a gun w/80+/- parts (Colt 1911) or one w/38+/- parts (Glock)?

>>33788526
all other calibers have been BTFO by this post :^)

Shit that didn't happen for 500
Fudds gonna fudd but the way you write it gives it away while everyone circlejerks about how insanely stupid the fudd is
This is the text equivalent of those strawmen tumblr comics except you're strawmanning with a caricature that is insulting to actual retards and children

>>33787649
Hes allowed to like the 1911, op never said otherwise, but how do you get rude fuckers to not talk shit about one thing while praising the other? 1911's are great, so are glocks, but smearing one category of guns to emphasize the one gou like is retarded

>>33785620
Well he's not wrong

>>33785620
>How the fuck do you argue against people like this?

why the hell would you

just do a 360 and walk away

>>33790434
yet that is what /k/ does almost all of the god damned time. I don't get it, I like classic muscle cars. I don't pick just one manufacturer. Are people so simple? Is having a varied taste that complicated?