>getting flanked and sunk by a battlesheep Has the Russian

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>The crew of the freighter Youzarsif H, a Togo-flagged ship traveling from Romania to Jordan and carrying 8,800 sheep, was unharmed and the ship suffered slight damage to its bow, according to local media reports.

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>sinks your vessel

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>>33780924
>Has the Russian Navy ever not been a complete joke

Nope. They shuld just give up.

>>33780924
Bahahaha I wonder what the russhit excuses will be.

Vatniks utterly and eternally BTFO

>>33780924
You mean a baaa-tleship?

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>>33780924

Alright guys, you don't need to keep BLEATING about it.

Better than getting sunk by Israel and then increasing the amount of money you send to them

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>>33781199
I don't get all the Russia boo fanboism around places like /pol/. Russians are responsible for all the western world's ills. The communism they unleashed has diseased our generations to come. I hope we can build a time machine, go back to the end of WW2 and tell the American generals to keep going and Nuke Moscow. If you see a Russian in the street spit in his face and call him a faggot.

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>"Nothing that embarrassing would ever happen to one of our American spy ships!"

Hey, anybody seen USS Pueblo lately?

>>33781239
>deflect towards the US

Why do vatniks always try to do this ?

>>33781237
>I don't get all the Russia boo fanboism around places like /pol/. Russians are responsible for all the western world's ills. The communism they unleashed has diseased our generations to come. I hope we can build a time machine, go back to the end of WW2 and tell the American generals to keep going and Nuke Moscow. If you see a Russian in the street spit in his face and call him a faggot.

True

But pol is mostly Russian ex pat shills being paid via the Russian pension fund and occasional Russian trollfarmers behind proxies

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>>33781199
>>33781199

>implying a defenseless spy vessels getting attacked on purpose in any way shape or form compare to the sheer embarrassment of a spy vessel somehow ramming into a cargo ship and sinking

It must've been a monkey model, right?

>>33781316
I know that the russian navy had issues with actual snakes in 1905, so its not impossible that there were actual monkeys involved here

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>>33781239
>and you are lynching negros

>>33781089

Ah yes, the voyage of the damned

Comedy gold

>>33780924
Maybe they were trying to stop a Turk prostitution ring.

>>33781282
>How can you detect kremlinbots?
>Unfortunately, you need some personal experience from facing them. But their main red flags are: high aggressiveness, general stupidity, wide use of propaganda cliches such as: yurop is on the verge of societal collapse, the USA is on the verge of economic collapse, muh massive shootouts in the US, muh refugees in Europe, muh radical LGBT madness everywhere in the world, everything you've been told and taught is a lie, RussiaToday is the sole credible news outlet, Putin is a good boy he dindu nuffin, and so on and so forth. Their most beloved tactics are: whataboutisms, blatant ad-hominem, avoiding the subject, appeal to emotion instead of logic, shifting the argument.

>>33781038
Those are some weird looking dogs, Anon.

>>33781038
>Ivan what is that?
>Baaaaaa
>CYKA BLYAT WERE GOING TO DIE
>Baaaaaa

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>Americans calling any other Navy joke
Burgerboos on suicide watch.

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>>33781237

>>33781819
Now this is vatnik homo asshurt.

>>33781785
cant
stop
laughing

>>33780924
>Russian Navy: Best at making Artificial Reefs

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>>33780939
>They US launched 59 ships at the Liman but only one hit

>Russian reconnaisance boat fails to spot transport ship on a collission course
1) That was the export model recon ship, I swear!
2) And the Tongos are utterly demoralized by EMP weapons onboard, our sources in Bukarest confirms.
3) In Russia we have Granit, Kalibr and Oniks rockets to sink enemy ships
4) In fact, hypersonic missiles make CBG obsolete, no
5) Now we are talking about massive flaws in F35 program

Did I miss something?

>>33781237
>The communism they unleashed
>they
Who are you referring to?

>>33780924
Oh my god, how.

>>33782361
The Frankfurt School; You philistine.

>battlesheep

top kek

How competent are Russian sailors?

>>33781746
>How can you detect kremlinbots?
>red flags

>>33780924
What the fuck is this? What's going on?

Of fuck me, I just read the news. How fucking drunk was the crew on that Russian ship?

>>33781237
You do know that the communist revolutionaries in Russia, including Lenin, were German intel assets sent into Russia to destabilize the Czarist Monarchy and who later went rogue, right?

>>33782807
This is fresh

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>mfw this thread has more damage control in it than the Liman did

>>33782834
Oh yeah, 3000hrs in photoshop

>>33782836
top kek

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>>33782354
>export model recon ship
thank you for the good laugh, anon

>>33781237

If you have a time machine, kill Judah Maccabeus, Marx, and Gramsci. Even if you killed Marx first, kill Gramsci anyways just to be sure.

>>33781239
>US ship captured over 40 years ago
1970 called they want their meme back Ivan

>>33781819
If my navy was sunk by sheep I'd be assmad too Ivan.

This shit happens when you dont have good anti sheep missiles and capabilities.

>>33783204
That is a highly subjective list, for example I'd rather see Martin Luder or any other heretic onnit,
So why won't you fuck off to /hist already?

>>33783359
>missing all the hypersonic anti sheep missile hype
Boy, where have You been since Forever?

>>33783144
>export model recon sheep

Wait

>>33782354
And you are lynching negroes.

It's a classic.

>>33782836
Ayyyyyy

African battleship sized vessel full of Turkish sex slaves makes ruthlesss surprise attack against Russian peace monitoring ship.

https://youtu.be/Dl7miKGZ0Tk

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>>33781089

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>>33781268
Cry me a river, nigga!

>>33783517
>Turkish sex slaves.

Thank you. That was totally worth the pop in my nose.

>>33780924
How *exactly* did a tiny ass sheep vessel sink a military vessel with little damage to itself?

Did it puncture their hull or something?

>>33780924
I don't know guys, sheep bombs in WORMS are pretty powerful and if planned right can blast you into mines as a combo of damage.

>>33783670
>But wait, we still have 11 other carrier

>>33783387
>for example I'd rather see Martin Luder or any other heretic onnit,
>no, it's cool, let's everyone keep paying indulgences to keep the church's pockets lined and the priests fat and happy
>lets make sure and destroy every press capable of mass printing, because we can't have the proles actually learning to read and understanding the bible because then our absolute authority is gone

fucking neck yourself.

t. Catholic who even admits the church by Luther's day was an incredible mess

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>>33781239

Oh no where will we find another fifty carriers to replace that one?

>>33780924

You've got to hand it to the RUN, in spite of their curse of terrible luck they never quit trying, and out of all the branches of the Russian military they're usually the only one to really try and innovate in this day and age.

>>33783789
the YOUZARSIF H looks, according to the Marinetraffic image like its stern tends to be lower in the water than its bow
which makes sense since this is where the superstructure is
add to this that livestock is a relatively light cargo, and im guessing that the bulbous bow hit the Liman higher on her flanks than a normal cargoship would have
and the Liman had rather sideboards(?) which might have caused it to take on water that much easier when it got hit?
i dont know in what fashion the Liman sunk so it might all be bullshit

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>>33784617
Shear baa-d luck maybe?

>>33783727
>indicates one incident in '68
>Russians continuously make a laughing stock of themselves decade after decade

Wasnt a Turkish coast guard ship ramed andsunk recently in the bosphorus as well?

>>33783303
Quit calling their women sheep anon. Its not nice.

>>33781119
>Bahahaha
read this in the noise sheep make.

Odd request, but does anyone have the story of the guy using naval radar to pop corn?

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>>33781819

>>33781237
Uhhh I thought Marx was a German jew though.

>>33781567
Why? Because they forgot to tip?

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>>33780924

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>>33781785

>>33781166
more like battlesheep.

>>33786727
sorry, baaatlesheep

>>33781119

Wtf kebabs doing on /k/? Ain`t it time for you to go fuck sheeps or something?

>>33786748
>Baaaaaaaa
>CYKA BYLAT ABANDON SHIP
>Baaaaaaaa
>SHEET FUCK!

The stench of vodka, brute, and failure caused it to sink

>>33781119
what the fuck I thought I had you filtered

The widows of ISIS enacting their revenge

>>33781785
heh

some kind of utter incompetence here. even if the turks didn't have their floodlights on than an intel ship should of had active sonar. this is ridiculous and there has to be more to the story.

>>33784686
Russians are pig fucking retarded. I swear they're almost worse than black niggers. They sound lazy and drunk while they speak, they look like 2 potatoes fucked and gave birth to a slav, they smell bad, they think they're hot shit, all Russians outside of Russia pretend they're in a rap video, Russians in Russia are starving and their economy has just a few years left. I can't wait till they collapse and have no more internet access to bug us with.

>>33786619
vatnik, when will they learn

>>33784584
>and out of all the branches of the Russian military they're usually the only one to really try and innovate in this day and age.

Lol no

The Navy is shit. Poliment-Redut is still not working completely. Nakhimov refit date is pushed back more and more. Gorshkov is only being produced by a single shipyard because of politics and monopoly of work. The Palash still does not have its missiles. The only thing they have good is the little ships.

The Russian Army has the Armata line mostly on schedule along with the Kurgs and Bums. UGCV development has been on a break neck pace, some are already in serial production. Their Tigr/Taifun vehicles now carry shitload of stuff aside from ATGM or Radar. And they are unmanned and airdroppable too.

The Air force still has the PAKFA chugging along, but there's a lot of UAV developments, Morfei CIWS is still on schedule, a lot of new Buks and new Pantsirs.

>>33787691
Best post.

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>>33782793
Says who

>>33782793
Jesus Christ. /pol/ gets dumber every goddamn day.

>>33789420
/pol/

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>>33782793
>not understanding that russian are the biggest victim

>>33789442
>no matter what
>no matter when
>no matter how
>poor Mother Russia never, ever wrong, only wronged

>>33789420
>>33789426
That's actually universally accepted to a degree, I dunno what's your problem with it.

>>33789450
>no matter what
>no matter when
>no matter how
>America only protect everyone

>>33789454
um, no sweety. the majority of reds were former russian socialists. the germans only allowed lenin's transit due to his promise of a peace treaty after the revolt of petrograd.
germany didn't have much of an intel service per se compared to france or great britain at the time.

>>33780924
In their defense, there was extraordinary fog there.
Though the RECONNAISSANCE ships should have the tech to deal with it.

Reminds me of an american reconnaissance ship that collided with a coral reef they didn't detect. I mean the thing is like an island, and doesn't move...

>>33789459
>no matter what
>no matter when
>no matter how
>Vatniks will always try to deflect

>>33789485
>russians sink ship
>quick find a way to talk shit about america

>>33789488
I am not russian, lad. Its just the current naval failure reminding me of a past naval failure.
Quit getting triggered.

>>33789485
Coral has an extremely poor radar and mediocre radar return
Doesn't excuse the fact that they ran aground on a known and clearly marked danger spot

>>33789483
Majority of communist party ruling class were minorities like jews/balts/armenians/etc.
It's not like i would except history knowledge from american but try to educate yourself

>>33789491
>he greentexted
>lol so triggered i r gud troll

Guys, guys. Cut. It. Out. Picking on Russia is like picking on a trans-bullied gay autistic/Siamese twin person with one testicle. Russians never chose to be born Russians. Stop it or I'll PM the mods.

>>33789492
*mediocre sonar

>>33789492
Also its not moving, this might affect some methods of detection.
Not sure exactly what are used for such ships.

>>33789494
Why are you shitposting?

>>33789454
I've got a bachelor's in Russian language, culture and history. While it's been almost entirely useless as far as the practical job skills I've thus far employed, I can at least dig deep and inform you that you are unequivocally full of shit.

The wacky European political ideology free for all from the early 1800's to the 1940's infecting every even moderately established culture in the region was not some plot by ze Germans.
>inb4 joos
Or them. Or the fucking Illuminati. It was the natural result and endpoint of the social, cultural and scientific revolutions begun in the Enlightenment, tweaked completely sideways with wacky magical thinking and utopianism during Romanticism and solidified as Industrialization was completing. When cultures stop revolving around the absolute scientific and ideological primacy of the church, or the holy mandate of royalty, of course there's a massive, mad, bloody scramble to enact the next major political zeitgeist in a culture.

Power vacuum (both religious and political) + widespread education and printing/books for all + hundreds of competing philosophical and political schools of thought + basic human nature = complete fucking chaos, kind of like what the first half of the 20th century looks like

If it were a German (not to quibble, but WHICH Germans are you even talking about here?) destabilization plot, there would have been some kind of end game, some kind of way to extract political and economic profit. Instead, it was nothing but complete madness and paranoid chains of backstabbing, almost on par with post-Revolution France.

>>33789499
because you respond

>>33789493
>muh TRUE RUSSIA IS REALLY WHITE GUIZE meme
>muh IT'S ALWAYS SOME OUTSIDE ACTOR, SOME OUTSIDE PLOT TO RAPE RUSSIA meme

Jesus Christ. I thought I knew how retarded /pol/ was, but fuck me.

>>33781819
I love propoganda posters in the morning

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>>33781819
Slightly more dignified.

>>33789493
um, no sweety. much like lenin they were mostly moscovites born and raised although there were many jews that was a prominent political ethnic group as it is today.
not only were they not injected by 'german intel service' they were mostly from novgorod and moscovy. bolshevik literally means social democratic labor party more akin to swedish politics than stalinist hard line communism of how we think of it today.
guess my american internet education is really paying off. you can stop using our internet now and don't use any aircraft or most other modern technologies that we've developed as well. good luck with that

>>33789514
Russia indeed is few times whiter than USA

>>33789523
Also with a few orders of magnitude times the HIV contraction rate, drug resistant tuberculosus contraction rate, general parasitic, viral and bacterial infection rate and let's not even talk about infant mortality or life expectancy.

How's all that whiteness working for you, Vodka nigger?

>>33789530
Better to be vodka nigger than just nigger desu

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>>33789530
That is some savage fucking shit right there.

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>>33789537
Well, everyone has to have someone to point to and make themselves feel better.

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>>33789530
Damn anon. He's going to need a burn center.......wait....

Nothing says, "GOOD MORNING ITS A GREAT FUCKING DAY" like seeing Vatniks get utterly fucking destroyed.

>>33789571
Meh, I'm just going to start shilling for China until this blows over.

holy fuck a naval accident. thats never happened to the US. we don't lose like 20-30 aircraft and 100 personnel a year to accidents.

>>33789603
>20-30 aircraft
Holy fucking exaggeration batman

>>33789603
>20-30 aircraft a year in accidents
>This is what vatniks actually believe

>>33780924
NZer here. Attack sheep are no joke. This is our message to Putin and little Kim.

wonder if the russians recording the collision and if they'll sue whatever company was in charge

also, wonder if they scuttled the frigate due to damage. a freighter would just knock a frigate out of the way any leaking could be pumped out until they made it to the nearest port

>>33789731
Do they even have realistic grounds to sue the company? I don't know much about naval law but isn't the onus on the ship with superior radar and maneuverability to avoid collision in most cases?

>>33784096
of course, goy, these monies will better suit the demands of Fugger and Hohenzollerns :)

>>33789731
Right of way
If its bigger than you, get the fuck out of the way

>>33789739
well if it was a romanian crew they could claim it was an attack. if they were tracking the commercial transponder traffic they should have seen the freighter was near them. their lookouts should have seen fog lights, their surface radar should have been at least minimally active and their sonar should have heard screws

this is a really ridiculous accident which makes me think it maybe something else such as the intentional sinking of a sophisticated sonar package near the strait

>>33783670
USS Freedom goes up up in smoke, just like her namesake.

>>33783267
1858 called, Tim, they want their ideology back.

>>33781237
The Jews in Russia are responsible for the communism, not the goy citizens.

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How long is everyone gonna pretend Russia wouldn't fuck the US up if they wanted?

Americans are just spread too thin, and they let trannies and women serve in combat positions. It's not even a fair fight.

>>33789775
thats already happening in some /pol/ treads

>>33780924
I dont know what is better in this thread: the gold comedy around the incident or the vatniks and russboos pulling another Barbra Streisand Effect with their postings.

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Does anyone else remember when americans tried to bomb a syrian airfield then russians jammed half the tomahawks, and now nobody's ever gonna buy amerishit cruise missiles?

>>33789755
Could it have been mechanical failure on the spy ship, trying to wind their engines up to full and the system shit itself? in the fog the freighter might not have seen the Russians, especially if their radar was the shit korean war era crap I've seen fitted to many African shits
Wouldn't a sonar rig get spotted by the NATO ships that are about to start exercises in the black sea?

>>33789623
Wikipedia lists 12 American military aircraft lost in 2016.
No way that list is complete.

>>33789806
>No way that list is complete.
Not only is it complete, but it was an especially bad year for Class A mishaps. The legacy hornets especially did not have a good year.

>>33789775
Russia has an economy smaller then Italy and only exist because America thinks it's more funny to watch AIDS kill them.

>>33789775
As long as USA can envoke article 5. Russia is not the USSR and does not have access to its massive population pool and resources. USA doesn't go to war alone it brings friends, which aside from Belarus and a few other non countries Russia doesn't have. The tables have been turned and if NATO felt like the cost would be worthwhile it could zerg rush Russia Soviet Union style.

>>33789806
Why wouldn't it be complete? there's no real reason to hide training and mechanical failures, and its near impossible to anyway

>>33789494
stop shitposting anytime bugerbro

>>33789387
brutal

>>33781746
>more than half of the red flags are normal /pol/tard behavior
really fires up those neurons

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>>33783727
>be from tiny landlocked country
>only have a bunch of lakes
>our carriers don't have ramps and aren't followed by a cloud of smoke
>our intelligence ships don't get sunk by sheep
>don't have an embarrassing past of naval failures
>don't have our ports full of rusting ships
>don't let entire crews die at the bottom of the ocean to avoid admitting we fucked up

Even the Swiss navy is less embarrassing than the Russian one. Really makes you think.

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>>33790083
i guess zerg rush doesnt work with navel warfare

>>33781282
What's funny is that had the US push forward and kicked the Soviets out of Germany with the threat of nuclear deployment, things might have been vastly different because the USSR hadn't acquired its first nuke until, what, the 50's or later? For awhile the US could have pushed them around and made them their bitch for all they cared but because we were allies and because another war was just stupid after this one, despite Patton and Churchill's (Operation Unthinkable) plans and notions to keep going, the politicians refused.

I asked a German once how he thought about that, he hugged me, he would have preferred to have the communists out of their country because for many years it divided not only the country, but the people too.

Currently, there is little naval power the Russians can bring to bear, I'd imagine they can supply far better tech than before but their naval aspects are null, they focused on ground combat and air power more so than naval because of their huge land mass and history of kicking invaders out. Won't be as successful as today if Europe and the United States invaded as technology is vastly superior but it would be a long and bloody fight.

Though, I'd wager they would get China to be their naval buddies and possible meat shields.

>>33789785
>jammed
Only thing Russian forces are capable of jamming are their sigint ships into sheep freighters.

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>>33789785

>Does anyone else remember when americans tried to bomb a syrian airfield then russians jammed half the tomahawks, and now nobody's ever gonna buy amerishit cruise missiles?

No one remembers that because it never happened, even your own proaganda outlets admit that.

https://sputniknews.com/middleeast/201704211052843978-assad-air-defense-us-missiles/

Khadaffi had his harem/bodyguards.

Erdo has his harem/BlackOps team

>>33790330
And you are causing damage to my sides.

>>33781119
you just came to this thread because you heard people were posting pictures of sheep

>>33781239
The Pueblo wasn't rammed and sunk by an unarmed battlesheep and was actually fired upon.

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>>33780924
>battlesheep

This incident has made for such good source material.

>>33789739
>Do they even have realistic grounds to sue the company? I don't know much about naval law but isn't the onus on the ship with superior radar and maneuverability to avoid collision in most cases?
It has to do with the track the ship is on. Though port rules come into play too.

It's been a while since I learnt this stuff but pleasure craft have right of way over commercial (but rarely exercise it because you generally own your little yacht and don't want to be squashed by a big freighter) and you give way to starboard.

A lot has to do with the relative courses of the ships but in general, if you look our your starboard (right) side and see a ship, you have to change course to go behind it, or otherwise avoid it.

So we don't really know right-of-way in this case without knowing where things were when they hit.

To put it another way, if the baaaatlesheep hit the spy, then if the spy's bow (front) is on the right, it's the spy's fault. If it's on the left, then it's the sheep's dastardly underhanded attack.

>>33790662
All of this would have not happened if the russian navy had better anti sheep missles.

>>33789775
>101 KB
> How long is everyone gonna pretend Russia wouldn't fuck the US up if they wanted?
Are we talking in the meme-wars? I'm not sure that they could even win those.

>>33781819
[laughs in 11 carriers]

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>russian navy
LOL

>>33789775
>let more people serve
>Ha! They're totally gonna lose!

>>33790662
>battle rifles
>AR-15s
Is this a Upotte joke?

>>33791280
They act tough but they're really just terrified of being killed or capured by enemy lgbt.

>>33781237
> I hope we can build a time machine, go back to the end of WW2 and tell the American generals to keep going and Nuke Moscow.

yes please

>>33781819
Airwing boat squadron Marine here.

Can confirm that while the US Navy is well funded it is staffed by the absolute fattest, "ghettoest", lazy trash our military can find.
Seriously unless they were a groundside corpsman or a seal they are garbage. Officer and enlisted.

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>>33791323
They're in the navy, being rammed by something large and full of seamen isn't a new experience for most of them

>>33789387
Aaand let's not forget about:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soviet_evacuation_of_Tallinn

>>33790017
Man plebbit ruined /pol/. Though they bought it on themselves with their meme war shit. The price they paid for getting Trump elected was their board becoming a shithole

>>33789493
what a surprise, members of minorities oppressed by the Russian monarchy might not like the Russian monarchy much! And you're telling me that they might be more likely to join revolutionary movements?! Ridiculous!!

>>33789523
to be fair the average poor as fuck black guy living in a western ghetto probably still has a quality of life equal to the Russian middle class

>>33789785
>Russian media finally admitted almost all missiles hit a few weeks ago

nice try ivan

>>33791934
Doubt that average poor as fuck black guy living in a western ghetto have 2+ cars apartments and countryhouse

>>33781746
Sounds like trying to hold a discussion with a woman.

>>33791958
They have the cars.

>>33783497
If you had negroes, you'd lynch them too.

>>33781239
I remember it took Best Korea 1 sub chaser, 3 torpedo boats and 2 MiGs, just to pull a glorified spy ship over, compared to the Russians that crack when they get hit by a boatload of kabob/sensual massagers.

>>33789638
You know What? If they think we can lose 30 planes a year and chug along like nothing happend then America is truly a jugernaut and duck Russia. We could lose more planes a year than you can build and we wouldn't even notice because we have so many of them.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XeGCEDSh1FI

>work as intended

>>33790616
>battlesheep

My sides have discovered life around Alpha Centauri

The Liman looked like a piece of shit. Probably should have scuttled it long ago

>>33784488
Thailand ahead of the curve for most countries

>>33789785
>Does anyone else remember when americans tried to bomb a syrian airfield then russians jammed half the tomahawks, and now nobody's ever gonna buy amerishit cruise missiles?

No, I don't get all my news from RT and Perviy kanal.

What I remember is 58 out of 59 Tomahawks hitting an airfield in a country that Russia made a big deal of protecting with their state-of-the-art AA systems against exactly that kind of attack.
But you're right about the second part, because I'm pretty sure this kind of real life test didn't instill a lot of confidence in Pantsirs and S-400 to their potential buyers all over the world.
The reasons Russia didn't even engage the missiles won't really matter in the long run, because all people will remember is that Russia brought the systems in with great pomp and chest-thumping and deployed them to protect Syria's airfields, only to have the US carry out a crippling missile attack on one of these airfields, completely unharrassed.

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>>33790330
>Only thing Russian forces are capable of jamming are their sigint ships into sheep freighters.

>>33791865
>The price they paid for getting Trump elected was their board becoming a shithole
Welcome, newfriend. How is your first week on 4chan? Kindly remember that /pol/ was shit from day one when it was conceived as a quarantine board for tinfoil autists and a concentration camp for meme raiders pouring in from eastern Europe, Russia and the Stormfront.

Once you have engraved this on your heart, kindly GTFO.

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>>33792438
Ah, but Sergai if you jump in front of car, you get insurance rouble
Surely if we jump in front of big ship, we get many insurance rouble!

>>33786529
>it matters what nationality a jew is

Lenin and Trotsky led the bolshevik revolution.

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>>33794504
Ivan you is of genius

>>33781819
KYS nigger they didnt shoot at the iranians because they didnt want to start ww3 you fucking retard

>>33791351
Wish I could go back and stall Patton from getting in thay Jeep.

>Imagine a serene scene of the ship slowly, peacefully sailing through the fog
>We get closer to the captains hut
>See the wheel tied up by belts and rope lying around
>Skip to below deck
>Extremely loud hardbass music while gopniks in balaclavas are dancing on the tables

>>33780924
Russian spy ship
doesn't know enemy sheep ship is set to Ram.
this is what recon looks like when you have your head up your ass. All you see is your own bullshit.

>>33794597
You run up to him, screaming "don't get it in that jeep sir!" He thinks you must be crazy, but agrees with his driver that you should be driven back so you can be looked at by a doctor. During the entire trip you keep trying to explain what's going to happen. You become certain that you've failed and make a desperate grab at the wheel, hoping to drive the vehicle off the road where it will become disabled, but you go around a blind corner and headon a cargo truck, killing gen patton instantly. You escape into the woods and eventually to Spain where you publish Carlist literature in a privately distributed journal and die alone.

Maybe this was actually our timeline?

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>>33781089

>>33799333
l

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>intentional sinking of a sophisticated sonar

Baaaah!

>>33782388
I don't think you needed a semicolon for that, and you definitely didn't need to capitalize you.

>>33799831
Clearly comma followed by lowercase.

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>>33790330
I wasnt ready for this

>>33784488
Why does this picture include LHDs for Murica but not for France? And Spain has it's LHD but no mention of Straya which has two almost identical ones?

>>33791923
We acknowledge that those minorities had their interests, and that these interests did not line up with ethnic Russian interests. Thanks for acknowledging communism can't be blamed on the Russian people themselves.

>>33781746
Typical american jew tactic, If cought shilling, accuse someone else (usually the Russians) of doing the shilling.

>>33794499
/pol/ was alright until around 2014. Also you're a faggot

>>33792337
it's true desu

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I dont believe the "official story" to this.

a russian frigate would never sink by such an accident

media is covering up an international incident

I say Turks torpedoed the fuck out of vatnik

>>33800059
>a Russian frigate would never sink by such an accident

You're right, they normally wouldn't even need an accident to start with.

>>33784488
>Chakri Naruebet has been deployed on several disaster relief operations, including in the aftermath of the 2004 Indian Ocean earthquake and tsunami, and in response to separate flooding incidents in late 2010 and early 2011. Other than disaster relief, the carrier's few other departures from port are for a single training day per month, and transportation of the Royal Family of Thailand, leading to claims by some naval commentators that the ship is merely an oversized royal yacht.

what the fuck is wrong with thailand kek

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>>33784488

I now this is a "point to the slav and laugh" kinda thread but i felt your pic was missing something

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>>33800075
>Not blessing the machine spirit correctly
>Not praying to Emperor Putin 8 times a day
>Antagonising the forces of Chaos (aka- the ocean)
>Cowardice in the face of hostile livestock

Basically they where weak