>be me >call IT >oh great they sent the autistic guy

>>33772621

Better question is why did you leave your gun in the open you fucktard?

>>33772638
There are black people where I work.

Did you tell him that Israeli carry is a Jewish plot, anon?

>>33772649
That explains so much.

>>33772621
Why the fuck is IT coming to your house?

>>33772712
Because my computer is broken.

>>33772725
>not being able to fix your own computer
>keeping guns out where randos can grab them
at this point you might as well just let them rawdog you, bruh

>>33772768
Plot twist: this story isn't actually about me, I found it on Reddit, and I am a sysadmin.

>>33772768

This.

>>33772783
I mean, I work in IT... I'm just confused as to what situation would have an IT guy coming over and a gun sitting out in plain view. Pretty much no professional environment would allow that, so it reeks of fucking bullshit.

>>33772785
I'm literally a systems administrator. The story is from leddit and didn't actually happen to me personally. Thus why all my answers have been incredibly sarcastic.

I forgot /k/ doesn't get irony.

>>33772814
It probably is, but what was the point of the bullshit story? To prove you know so much about guns that you give out meme self defense advice? I don't get it.

>>33772621
Scold him the same as you would a 12 year old and move on.

>>33772929
>Implying a twelve year old wouldn't already know not to Israeli carry.

Don't know how you're raising *your* kids, but...

>>33772939
Never said it was my 12 year old.

>>33772821
So you saw something on Reddit and decided to make a thread on a different website to respond?

>>33773085
They don't lock threads here and people are also generally not dicks.

>>33773116
We arent you fucking jew nigger cunt?

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>>33772621
Why wasn't this nigger shot for handling someone else's gun without asking like a retard?