Congratulations, Orbital Drop Shoc/k/ Troopers! Today, the Covenant has decided to attack Earth, and a carrier has slipped through our defences.
Intercepted transmissions suggest the commander of this ship, the Solemn Penance, is a Prophet - one of the Covenant's heirarchs. Needless to say, this is a chance we cannot afford to lose.
Unfortunately, however, all of our modern gear is now checked out after equipping boarding teams with sniper rifles, and all we have is a selection of 20th and 21st century firearms, for some reason.
We're seeing reports of Grunts, Jackals, Elites, Brutes, Drones, Hunters and a number of AFVs -including Scarabs.
What is your squad makeup, /k/?
>5 people
>Urban combat and ship boarding action
>Naval, Marine, Army and Air Force assets on standby
>Can only equip with stuff that exists in the real world
>>33767313
Fuck off to /v/ with your gay halo baby shit faggot.
This is now a warhammer 40k thread.
>>33767313
>>33767602
If all W40k and Halo fags got cancer and died, we could finally have nice things in sci-fi, vidya AND tabletops again.
>>33767313
>What is your squad makeup, /k/?
1 Havok nuke and a team to push the button
Operation Do It For Sam
>>33767313
5 times davy crocket please.
>>33768207
Warhammer 40k is the definitive tabletop sci fi game. Only steampunk fedoralord warmachine homos think otherwise.
>>33767602
you guys are really probably the 3rd most autistic fandom that exists, right behind mlp and sonic
>>33768248
>W40k autist calling anyone a fedoralord
LE HERESY EPIN PURGE LOL xDDDD
>>33768207
There's nothing wrong with 40k
>>33768255
In terms of obnoxiousness and adjusted for 4chan presence it goes like this:
W40k fags > furfags > traps > MLP fags > closet gays stalking traps > Australians > Sonic fags
Sonic fags are by far the most autistic, but unless you hang out on DeviantArt (in which case you're most likely a part of the problem) you don't really get exposed to them.
On the other hand W40k autists are everywhere and every thread infected by W40k shitposting is as good as dead. They're the new furfags, and they're unstoppable since unlike furposting and MLPposting, W40k posting isn't a bannable offense.
>>33768287
At first, /pol/acks are furfags, now W40K are furfags, while furfags swarm on /k/.
No fuck you, furfags are furfags.
>>33768288
Oh, sorry, forgot about /pol/acks.
They go between traps and MLP fags. Or between furfags and traps, depends on how serious the leak is at a given time.
>>33767313
5 SAS Operators
Kraut Space gats
gg we win
>>33767313
gee it sure is important to have a face-to-face skype call in my metal dispensable can that is about to be thrown into the middle of the battlefield
>>33768287
I can tell you hate W40k because a W40k fan raped you as a child and you are a MLP fag as MLP is the most insufferable group of homos in recorded history.
>>33767313
>boot up helldivers
>>33768287
Your list sucks bro. Traps and homos liking traps are tier 1 homos. Honestly how does Warhammer 40k rank above sonic fags and my little brony?
HALO BABIES GET OUT REEEEEEEE
>Hurr Humanity is losing to purple dildo tanks and furry balls that run around in circles while you slowly shoot them one by one
>>33768352
>MLP is the most insufferable group of homos in recorded history
The dead giveaway of a sperg fanbase is when you single out an "enemy" fanbase to project your insecurity into.
Protip: you're both equally cancerous.
>>33768256
>>33768287
40Kfags seem to be the worst subgroup on /k/ currently, every time a gay spesh muhreen gets post the thread inevitably devolves into autistic manchildren spamming "funny" image macros about "heresy" and sperging about "xenos".
>Lol dats hurrasee!
>4 da empera!
>omg exterminate dat xeno lol!
>Lol look at this maymay that was redrawn as a speshmuhreen!
Its all so tiresome and pathetic, especially since it has fuck all to do with weapons or military tech.
>>33768393
Brony please. MLP was so awful j00t had to create their own containment board.
>>33768393
>>33768464
You sound like someone ejected from the community for terrible fanfiction or some other embarrassing incident.
>Hey everyone don't you hate X? I know I do XD, heres a list of why you should agree with me!
>>33768464
>>33768479
They really are no worse than any other subculture, it's just that most of the older groups on /k/ and 4chan in general have grown up from constant tired meme spewing and thread hijacking already, while 40k fags have not, which makes them stand out as the obnoxious kids.
A ton of passing subcultures and fandoms on various boards used to be like this, waiting for any excuse to inject at least a mention of it in their post, at which point every [insert fandom]fag present would just flip and dump their image folder.
>>33768479
>You sound like someone ejected from the community for terrible fanfiction or some other embarrassing incident.
>>Hey everyone don't you hate X? I know I do XD, heres a list of why you should agree with me!
What if I told you that most adult men weren't part of a "fandom community?"
I don't like space marines, or ponies, or fucking moe anime, I come on /k/ to discuss guns and all you developmentally stunted fucks have separate boards for your faggotry.
>>33768517
>On 4chan
>On /k/
>Thinks hes a "normal adult man"
>Doesn't like anime but goes on 4chan
Golly gee perhaps you should fuck off to Arfcom or OPchan if any of that stuff you marked out triggers you so much.
>>33768510
Welcome to 4chan. Next go on /pol/ and ask them to stop being intolerant.
>>33767313
>ship boarding
>elites, brutes
2 akm sbrs, 2 rifle length ars and that one dick with the .50
also glock 18s for everyone because bullethoses rule
>>33768543
>Golly gee perhaps you should fuck off to Arfcom or OPchan if any of that stuff you marked out triggers you so much.
Or you fucks could stop being autistic children that catch feelings for pictures of bug eyed little girls and take offense when adults don't want to hear about your Lucky Star X Warhammer40k crossover fanfics.
>>33768591
Or you can fuck off from 4chan kiddo, did you really drop in expecting sophisticated conversation?
>>33768591
>>33768593
>Or you can fuck off from 4chan kiddo, did you really drop in expecting sophisticated conversation
Write me into your next fanfic faggot, your tears are delicious
>>33768651
Guys complaining about 40k though. The thread is about ODST/Halo.
>>33768369
>HALO BABIES GET OUT REEEEEEEE
>implying halo:ce wasnt a great beginner's fps.
I'll always have fond memories of storming the beachhead during the Silent Cartographer mission.
>>33768850
>halo:ce
>great beginner's fps
If you're a braindead console babby, maybe.
Half Life was a great beginner's FPS, if you're too much of a little shit to have been around for Quake.
>>33768510
>hijak
They recovered a Shit thread, get over it faggot
>>33769065
>Disney's star wars ever returning a focus on the -star- wars and not -jedi- wars.
I'd sooner trust GW to give some attention to none space marines than I would disney to non Jedi (or non member berry heroes).
I'd need educaeshun on numbers for stormtroopers and clonetroopers though. Just off gear they seem almost literally on par with guardsmen. Sentinels are literally ATSTs, and while the ATAT is lol trippable I'm going to assume it's got shields and shit that WW1 era imperium tonks do not have.
>>33769309
>braindead console babby
Played it on pc
>Makes thread about the most badass operator people in the halo universe
>Its just autists complaining about warhammer
>>33770050
>>33767313
>make very big nuke
>grab some autists and make them scribble precursor runes all over it
>make fake dig site, pretend you're uncovering it
>covenants are fucking retards who literally believe anything and just pull it onboards because that's what they do for a living
>halouakbar
hopefully their slipspace drives won't explode in atmosphere
>>33768464
>LOL LE GLOCKFAG IN 2 0 4+13
>reeeeeeeEEX DDD
>(((((IWI)))))
>LE BULLET UP THE POOPER
I don't like 40k either but come on anon, look where you are.
>>33767602
Go be a faggot somewhere else
>>33768464
People like you are the reason why this board sucks so much ass now.
>>33768470
>implying /tg/ isn't a failed 40k containment board
>>33768464
>no_fun_allowed.png
Jesus Christ it's a very old meme on all websites and it spans media. It's the epitome of memes. I can see how it can be annoying, so that's why you have the ability to hide posts and, with extensions, filter posts. Please get off your high chair and do one of three things: block them, make your own thread if this is truly dead in your eyes, or leave this website. It's making you a cunt.
>>33769372
Join /tg/ for the eternal argument where one side won't drop it and the other is sick of it.
>>33770888
>w40k
>very old meme
It's like 2008-2010 and I'm being extremely generous here, hardly a "very old meme."
>>33768464
>spamming "funny" image macros about "heresy" and sperging about "xenos".
How is that any different than spamming religious image macros and sperging about anybody that's not white? They learned it from you, dad. They learned it from you.
>>33770050
I never got to play ODST, but I was watching a lets play of the remastered version yesterday. Is it just me, or is the damage...wonky? Guns I used playing as Master Chief seem to do less damage for the ODST guy, but his melee attack doea just as much damage as a Spartan in power armor.