Is a smoothbore musket the ideal weapon for crime ?
>no register
>no rifling marks
>no spent case
>>33748578
>64 caliber ball
>HMMM I WONDER WHAT GUN COULD HAVE DONE THIS CRIME
>>33748578
Yes. Now organize gangs into minuteman-esque militias with trap music instead of drums and fife
>tyrese, give these niggas a volley
>>33748606
>WELL I WISH I WAS IN DIXIE
>BwaBwaBwaBwaBwaBwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>33748578
Too expensive and takes forever to reload in the hands of the untrained.
Just go with a slam-fire shotgun.
>>33748591
wouldn't it be easier to get it then before you leave?
>Disappear in the cloud of smoke after firing
The perfect crime
>>33748578
nigga You can make a musket out of a plumping pipes use ball bearings balls as projectiles if you want to go full utilitarian you can hook your sink with the murder weapon
>>33748578
Don't give the state of NY and ct and ma and ca any more ideas pls
>You don't need this weapon of war
>best crime gun
>>33748578
Forensic ballistics are the legal equivalent of voodoo. You could use any kind of gun and be fine unless you're using some kind of clown caliber and you leave the casings at the crime scene.
>>33748616
Hearty kek
>>33748736
Man, I can never get over how much the G-11 cartridges look more like candy than ammunition
>quick, swab the suspect's entire body for powder residue and search him for gun cotton. Looks like we've got another Sherman on our hands.
>>33748591
Which just raises the question of why there isn't a musket that fires 5.56 NATO.
>>33748578
Just use a revolver or suppressed (silenced?) handgun if you have time to pick up your casings. Or just load your magazines with gloves on.
Hang out with a friend before and after, one you can trust to say you had been with them the entire time.
If you really don't want to get caught, and this should be obvious, don't use a firearm in a caliber you own and clean all the guns you officially own beforehand to reduce residue and instill doubt but this should only be necessary if you fuck up on the first couple steps.
>>33748578
It's a what ?
>>33748813
C&R no ?
>>33748578
>not a blunderbuss
They'll be searching for a regular shotgun and find none.
>>33748833
No, NFA due to the suppressor, also made a still existing state
>Mount cannon on old pickup truck
> AY YO TAYSHAWN, GIVE DEM NIGGAS SOME PURPLE DRANK, DOUBLE LOAD!
>>33748908
>Gangsters mounting cannon on cars
>18th century naval tactics on the high asphalt
>EH TRAY, DRIFT RIGHT IMMA BROADSIDE THIS NIGGA
>>33748606
>tyrese give these niggas a volley
my sides.
>rifling marks
...are a meme.
>>33748908
>>33748920
guys im in class and can barely hold my stuff together right now.
>>33748920
>these niggas on our starboard side be trippin bruh
>give these niggas a warning shot across dat bow
>>33748776
>yfw Pez has been a weapons manufacturer for all this time
>>33748606
>FORM RANKS, MY NIGGAS
>>33748578
The fact that its a very unique weapon to use in a crime takes away any advantage it may have had. If you dont want anyone to connect your name to a gun just buy it illegally.
>>33748644
>death by pachinko
>>33749017
>ranks
>not squares
LET THEM NIGGAS COME AND TASTE OUR METTLE... AND OUR METAL
What would chain shot be in ebonics, /k/?
Gold Grill, or Blingshot?
>>33749078
Lead spinnaz, cuz
>>33749050
Would a flintlock pistol work better?
>>33749086
>>33749078
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkr4O-yRw24
No better choice
>they start incorporating muskrety terms into their slang
"Whatever sparks your frizzle my nizzle"
>>33748812
suppress a nagant revolver, confuse everybody.
>>33748606
>tyrese, give these niggas a volley
>>33748606
>tyrese, give these niggas a volley
Fucking shit anon, my sides.
>>33748806
I've heard of Iraqis modding muskets to fire 50cal.
>T. Knew a guy who knew a sof guy
>>33749127
Nah.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMCUgmkJxfw
>>33748578
Yeah, I'm sure a fuckhuge musket is the perfect weapon to commit a crime with. Criminals just prefer to use pistols the majority of the time because they don't know any better.
>>33748908
>>33748920
>>33748998
>upstanding black citizens of baltimore turn cadillacs into man-o-wars
>daquon and the crew put a broadside on the cops during a liquor store robbery
>AY YO WE IS PIRATEZ 'N SHEIT
>mfw
>>33748606
>AY AY SHIT THEM CHOLO MOTHERFUCKERS DONE FIX'D BAYONETS
>COUNTERCHARGE MY NIGGAS!
>>33748606
>>tyrese, give these niggas a volley
>>33748606
>Yes. Now organize gangs into minuteman-esque militias with trap music instead of drums and fife
>>33748616
>>WELL I WISH I WAS IN DIXIE
>>BwaBwaBwaBwaBwaBwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>33748631
>>Disappear in the cloud of smoke after firing
>The perfect crime
>>33748801
>>quick, swab the suspect's entire body for powder residue and search him for gun cotton. Looks like we've got another Sherman on our hands.
>>33748838
>>not a blunderbuss
>They'll be searching for a regular shotgun and find none.
>>33748908
>>Mount cannon on old pickup truck
>> AY YO TAYSHAWN, GIVE DEM NIGGAS SOME PURPLE DRANK, DOUBLE LOAD!
>>33748920
>>Gangsters mounting cannon on cars
>>18th century naval tactics on the high asphalt
>>EH TRAY, DRIFT RIGHT IMMA BROADSIDE THIS NIGGA
>>33748998
>>these niggas on our starboard side be trippin bruh
>>give these niggas a warning shot across dat bow
>>33749017
>>FORM RANKS, MY NIGGAS
>>33749124
>>they start incorporating muskrety terms into their slang
>"Whatever sparks your frizzle my nizzle"
never change /k/
>>33749151
>modding muskets to fire 50cal.
Pretty sure the high pressure would turn a musket into a banana peel...
>>33749175
Man-o-war
>should be nig-a-war
>>33749181
>NIGGS! TO ME! RAM THOSE SPICS!
>ALSO GET THE METH! WE CAN'T BE GETTING THE NIG SHAKES NOW!
>>33749151
Sounds unlikely.
>>33749175
Cadillacs would be sloops, 12 passanger/work vans would be frigates, and busses would be 2 deck man of wars
>admiral Brown's album makes so much sense now
>>33748578
I would argue a smoothbore revolver using captive piston .45lc
>>33749191
>Police forces start contracting /k/ommandos like privateers
YALL NIGGAS IS HARD MEN!
BREAK YO BACKS AND LOAD DEM GATS, NIGGAS! TRIPLE SHOT, THOSE OAK STREET BUSTAS IS CROSSIN THE FREEWAY!
>>33748591
Just a wild thought - couldn't you theoretically design percussion musket using smokeless powder?
>>33749297
I'm fairly sure those exist in real life, no wait I do know they exist in real life.
Anyone got the screen cap of "Pirate cracker Johnny," the /k/ommando who OCd a pair of flintlocks and a cutlass to a Halloween party, and who was then almost culturally enriched?
>>33749297
Yes.
>>33749353
???
id like to see this
>>33748578
Okay guys, is this thread worthy of "/k a magical place" moment screenshot?
>>33749398
i reckon so
>>33749353
Found it!
>>33749398
put me in the leddit screencap
>>33748606
>give these niggas a volley
>>33748705
You need an LTC to own a Musket in MA anyway if you own ammo too.
It's only an antique if it doesn't have ammo.
>>33749398
Screenshot me, Reddit.
>>33749454
>>33749262
>>33749202
>>33749195
>>33749191
>>33749135
>>33749017
>>33748920
HOL UP NIGGA IMA BOUT TO PRIME MY PAN YOU BETTA HOPE YO FRIZZEN BE TIGHT SON
>Trice and Kawasi prepare for there drive by
bruh dont be goin off half cocked.
This thread is relevant to my interests.
>Be me
>Just trying to peacefully get from Fort William Henry to Albany with some friends
>Attacked by a gang armed with smoothbore muskets and hatchets
>Total shitshow. Me and a few friends managed to grab flintlock, go innawoods
>Crazy dude with a mohawk chasing us for days
>Find out the whole thing happened because this guy is pissed at my girlfriend's dad for some reason
>Long story short, this whole thing finally ends when we catch up with crazy dude and my buddy gives him a beatdown
Pretty crazy experience.
Ends in a SUV cavalry charge...homies hangin off the back with sabres in hand
>>33749398
Put me in the screencap
>>33749421
fake and poster kisses girls
A percussion revolver would be better
>be me
>innalivingroom reading the paper in front of the fireplace
>buttnaked except for a smoking jacket, about to wrap up the day
>suddenly there's a banging at my door, door comes crashing down as a group of urban youths make their entry
>swiftly I reach for my blunderbuss hanging over my fireplace
>keep it packed with screws, nails, ball bearings, rocksalt, legos and 169 gr of powder at all times
>point the weapon in their general direction and fire
>mfw have to do dry wall and pick out bits and pieces of nigger and the barrel of the blunderbuss out of the insulation, all while deaf in both ears and one handed
10/10 would do again
>>33748606
>tyrese, give these niggas a volley
holy shit anon, my fucking sides
>>33749017
>when massa commin bayuck wid' da horses to whup yo' asses while you was pickin' cotton but y'all niggas saw it comin' and broke into the armory
>Be cop.
>See niggers marching down street.
>Led by a officer with 10lbs of bling, a pimp hat, and sword cane. A drummer boy with a boom box playing marching rap.
>Look down the steet, see red uniforms doing the same.
>wtfisgoingon.jpg
>They form up, and the first rank kneels.
>"GIVE THEM A VOLLEY HOMIES!"
>The street explodes, a few go down.
>"AFFIX SHANKS HOMIES!"
>"SHANK THEY ASSES!"
>They charge, the blinged out officers leading with pimp came swords, pimp hats proudly displayed.
>They clash, flailing about.
>I watch in stunned silence.
>The Red garbed Bloods withdrawl, with their officer surrending his pimp cane.
>The Crips go about bayonetting the wounded Bloods, looting bodies, and tagging walls.
>After they're done they form ranks, and playing Easy E "Boys in the hood" match back home.
Goddamn, they've advanced to 18th century tactics.
>>33749970
>"AFFIX SHANKS HOMIES!"
this thread is too much
>>33749571
>Den da Blinged Gangstas arrived
>Comin' down da mountainside
>>33749970
>Crips win
>Eazy E as their marching song
Never have I lost my sides in a historically accurate way.
>>33748606
>tyrese, give these niggas a volley
>>33748606
>Give these niggas a volley
A black pipe shotgun would be better.
"they were killed with a shotgun? Sorry officer me and my wife's son believe guns should be illegal so we don't keep them in our house. What was I doing the day of the crime? Oh you know just going to the hardware store to buy pipe for my modern art project"
>>33748578
Threads like this remind me of why I come to this board every day
>>33749590
If only...
>>33750024
>Den da Blinged Gangstas arrived
>Comin' down dey chimped an died
>>33748606
>nigs experimenting with different powder mixtures
>Ay yo Jaquan, wat you doin wid dat wack batch o crack nigga?
>yo nigga, I'm finna mix dat shit in wit this gunpowda
>Be me
>Walking home from the grocery store
>Suddenly a bunch of cribs with tricorn hats and muskets start running down the street, one occasionally stopping to fire a shot back
>Hide behind the mailbox to avoid getting caught in the crossfire
>Not hearing any shots being fired back oddly enough
>Suddenly start hearing some loud tapping and rap music coming from the distance
>"Aw yaw, I'z a hussa, I'z a hun! I'z a wretch Englishman nigga..."
>Round the corner a few bloods on fucking horses come charging towards, pistols draw
>All of them fire simultaneously, killing a few of the panicking cribs
>Immediately the bloods holster their pistols and draw their sabres
>Get to the cribs before any of them can even fix their bayonets and cut them all down like nothing
>They all ride off, all the cribs laying dead or dying, the faint cry of "break yourself foot niggas!" heard in the distance
I tell ya, ride by skirmishes are getting way too frequent around here.
>>33750311
>>yo nigga, I'm finna mix dat shit in wit this gunpowda
>niggas using brown-brown as propellant
>>33748998
>"Ayo big Shawn, prep dat boardin party mah nigga"
>gold chains used to latch on to the enemies' Deville
>mfw they use blunt wraps as patches
>lug around 3 foot long rifle like an autist
>see person you want to shoot
>pull out elephant tusk full of black powder and pour the right amount down the barrel
>pull out leather pouch full of 60 caliber lead balls
>drop down chamber
>pull out wad and ramming rod
>ram down the barrel
>shoot person
>powder residue goes everywhere
>cumulonimbus cloud of smoke is created
It's the perfect crime. Those retards who use concealable handguns (like in a large amount of gun crimes), have the wrong idea.
>>33750617
How common were ivory powder horns? Are tusks even hollow?
>>33750734
Ivory was a rich man's gig. The average schmoe would use literal bull horn-my grandfather kept one on an end table. They're not hollow, but you just pound out the marrow inside and you're good to go.
>>33749191
Screencap this.
>>33749558
Colonel Monro?
>>33750777
>>33750836
Pretty sure he meant the whole thread. I gotta piss otherwise I'd do it myself.
>>33750568
>smaller gangs have outfitted themselves with matchlocks
>they use swisher sweets and backwoods instead of match cord
>>33750836
Well not that fucking post
4 winds shotugn
It is henceforth recorded, that in the winter of 1992, at the Valley Forge Projects, Gerome O'Shaun Washington and his men endured a mild winter, promoting cultural enrichment and flipping bricks to train themselves and keep in shape. By the end of the winter, a third of them had died from either HIV or Crack Overdose. However, due to the grueling training they received from Franklin Vaughn Stubbens, they emerged stronger, faster, and more fiscally irresponsible, their food stamp storages increasing by 20 percent. Later on, Washington would take his shooters to Yorktown Boulevard, where they would outnumber and annihilate the G.B. district families, pushing them out of the Colonial Parks neighborhood Altogether. The night after the battle, street corners came alive with the harmonious chords of "Nuthin but a 'G' Thang" as Malt Liquor poured freely onto the cracked concrete, celebratory cigarillos were lit, and many a trick was turned.
>>33748616
my sides
>>33749398
Include me in the cap
>>33751049
>they emerged stronger, faster, and more fiscally irresponsible, their food stamp storages increasing by 20 percent
Fucking hell m8
>>33749398
Needs more dank me mes
Of course not, the best weapon is Dragon Dildoes
>>33749086
He got it
>>33748591
>>33748606
>>33748616
deserved a cap
>>33748591
>Use a blunderbuss instead
>Projectiles include miscellaneous nuts and bolts, small rocks, animal teeth, bits of glass and one whole fountain pen
>be me
>live in the real shitty part of town
>like, right down the street from a crip safehouse
>nevet get any fucking sleep because of the local grenadiers playing shit like "fife and drums" ft lil' wayne
>constant skirmishes by rivalling gangs
Swear to god, last week there were fucking prussian styled cuirassiers setting the local shops ablaze
I'm getting a fucking howitzer as soon as I have the money
>>33750331
>Ride by skirmishes
>>33751049
Underrated post.
>>33750836
Lmao. The most autistic plagiarism of an autistic thread. Never change /k/
>>33751199
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMvR7dt6gn8
>>33748806
a blunderbuss will fire 5.56 NATO, casing and all. Not sure if the ballistics will be the same but show me an AR15 that can fire 19 rounds and a handful of gravel with one pull of the trigger.
>>33748920
is this... where Niggers, redcoats, Pirates of the caribbean and Initial D meet?
what the fuck is going on
Got my glock 50. My problem solver right here
>>33749558
Classic American story, bro.
>>33751627
>this is my problem solver right here
>it can fire two balls a minute
This is what i got, behold.
>>33751963
>>33749970
>A drummer boy with a boom box playing marching rap.
My sides
>>33751509
Here's 1
>>33751963
>>33752004
thank you.
>>33750388
Dude it's the perfect strategy, the drugs will be in the smoke that'll be blanketing the street, and THAT'S when they affix bayonets
>>33750331
>ride by skirmishes
>>33748606
>>tyrese, give these niggas a volley
>>33748908
>>33748920
>>33749175
Literally Somalian Pirates
Oh my god, this fucking thread.
>>33748860
>also made a still existing state
pentagons top cryptologists dot jpeg
>>33750946
>Swisher Sweet matchlocks
brings a whole new meaning to Grapeshot
>>33751049
>>33748606
>Tyrese, give these niggas a volley
>>33748578
In criminal justice we were straight up informed that the public is lied to about the capabilities of matching a bullet to the firearm that fired it.
>>33752268
>bullet
Meant casing, but yea in reality its lie detector test tier evidence is what I was told.
>>33748812
Just use flechette ammo
>>33752355
Shit sucks yo, no useful at all.
>>33752268
>>33752303
This. The #1 way to not get caught is to not brag like a dumb nigger.
>>33752388
say that to my face fucker not online see what happens
Jerome drop that fife beat
>>33749135
You can lpop these fools when ready Gridleese.
>>33751049
Holy fuck
>>33749970
Im imaging drumma boyz switching mix tapes to relay orders
>>33751049
>>33752388
I wish that Sabot Designs would get its shit together and release a semi-auto loading.
>>33748606
>>33748606
I need to see this!
>>33748908
Fuckin grape shot
>not even once
>>33750836
That's not what he meant
>>33750777
Here you go
>>33751963
>>33752004
Y-you didn't cap me :^(
I am just going to leave this here....
http://www.cc.com/video-clips/qoulyi/chappelle-s-show-the-world-s-greatest-wars---uncensored
>>33752753
>ay yo shit chaps it's poppin off, drummer the DMX if you please"
>>33750331
>ride by skirmishes
This is good thread senpaitachi
>>33751963 >>33752004
I spent like 10 good fapping minutes to write the story on Gerome Washington and no one caps it ;~;
>>33753860
F
>>33748833
>>33748860
The Welrod is C&R and NFA. An FFL/03 can get it from out of state directly on a Form 4.
>>33751168
Get a davey crockett.
add your pics here, lossless png form.
Going to add some zoomed in word later
>SQUARE UP MUFUGGAS
>AY YO HOL UP
>HALF SKRRRRT MY NIGGAS
>ICE THESE FOOLS
>>33749209
>Double decker buses become a thing in the hood
Man the topsill negros!
>buses are found wrecked on the side of the road with grappling hooks and hatchets scattered around
>>33749558
That you Natty?
Quite possibly one of the best threads iv ever been in thank you /k/
>>33757045
>>33749608
Wow, thats a beauty. Does somebody do replicas of that revolver?
Originals are out of my price range.
I want this to be real.
>>33757254
The fuck did I just watch?
>>33757470
You just saw the future of gang warfare
>modified "You Are a Pirate" in the distance
Can nigga piratz threads become a regular thing?
>>33757515
Only if it leads to pirate tripfags
>When Tyrone comes marching home again
>>33758101
Trully the greatest war never fought.
>>33757515
Thread theme: https://soundcloud.com/mcfreshdawg3000/pirate-song
>>33753860
Maybe if you didn't obviously lift large chunks of that from Chapelle show people would give a shit
>>33748606
top kek
include me in the screencap reddit fags
>>33752055
i stand fucking corrected.
are these capable of non stop warfare?
>>33748591
use ice bullets!!
>be in detroit
>nay I be no pirate starts playing
>>33748578
Except for the fact you get one shot, so better hope you're sneaky af, otherwise someonewill just move out of the way then kick your ass
Now if you used one if these, sure
>>33751153
Are blunderbusses still being made? I'd assume they aren't hard to build but I'd still be worried about turning my hands and face into shredded beef
>>33759045
>black powder blowing you up
>>33748606
Pasta's cooking
>>33749398
Already on it
>>33759386
>in 1812, Nigpoleon Bonaparte led his gang into the Russian Empire. The Russian gangs quickly adopted the practice of burning their welfare cards as they retreated, denying Nigpoleon's gang of food. As winter approached, the gang finally reached the Moscow hood, only to find that it had been destroyed by rioting gangs. As Nigpoleon retreated, no food stamps could be found in the winter, and purple drank supplies ran dangerously low. In the freezing cold, the gang's Cadillacs and Buicks began to break down, and niggas were forced to cannibalize them for their Leopard-print seat covers, which provided some warmth against the weather.
>>33748606
Planetary sides
>>33748806
Because no ones that much of a pussy
>>33759045
Standard infantry muskets can fire buckshot.
>>33750024
>the winged hustlers
>>33757401
http://www.cimarron-firearms.com/products/revolvers/percussion-revolvers-2.html
>>33758719
Not sure where you're finding those large chunks, maybe next time you should take some time to actually read the post, nice and slow-like so you don't overreact again
>>33759390
Kek thanks
LIVE DAMMIT! THIS THREAD IS GOLD!
>>33748578
Just get a 100$ MK crossbow.
It will last a few hundred shots,it's much quieter than a firearm,it can be reloaded much faster than a musket and you don't even need to id yourself to buy one.
>>33748591
fucking idiot just make an ice ball.
>>33749175
kingpins start dressing in 18th century naval officer's uniform
>>33748578
So silencers for air guns are legal since they aren't legally guns, what about one made for a muzzle loader?
>>33764563
silencers are NFA no matter what.
>>33753053
>>33748578
Assuming of course you don't become a suspect and they check you for gunpowder residue, which you will be covered in and your clothing will be soaked in.
>>33758781
Sure. Just load those cans with shit and you're even able to practice non-stop biological and/or chemical warfare.
>>33748606
>tyrese, give these niggas a volley
HOLY FUCK MY SIDES
>this thread
>>33764563
I can't tell you about the legality of the thing, but I wonder if it would work on a muzzle loader since it is not airtight like a modern action (there is a small opening in the breech that allows the primer flame to reach the charge).
>battle of fucking ghettosburg
.45 gonna give it to ya
>>33769443
this
>>33760960
>http://www.cimarron-firearms.com/products/revolvers/percussion-revolvers-2.html
You just linked us to a bunch of Colts & Remingtons, not Adams/Tranter revolvers
>>33759418
fucking fuckity fuck anon
>>33748606
why...is it funny?
it's just a joke about nigger speech
is not that funny to have these many replies
>>33759386
>>33759390
>forgot the op post to give this madness context
so close
>>33748606
>>tyrese, give these niggas a volley
>>33748606