What are the best weapons for home defense for us Bongs who can't

>>33741169
a gun

>>33741169
A Quran and a beard.

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>>33741169
This pretty much.

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https://www.justbbguns.co.uk/product/bb-guns-4-fun/bb-pistols/3558/spring-desert-eagle

>>33741169
Why can't you get a shotgun?

>>33741169
owning a rifle in the uk isn't hard, not the best for home defence but 90 percent of the time the robber isn't armed with a gun.

ironically if you do own a gun it makes you a target for robbery cause it's hard as fuck to get hold of a decent gun if you have a criminal background.

oh and if you do end up shooting the dude you still might land yourself in a whole world of trouble, In all seriousness your best bet is to get a license for a .22, join a club and claim you are going to shoot it at their range (which is a valid reason), you are also far less likely to kill someone with a .22 which means you don't get done for manslaughter

Why would you need to defend yourself if weapons are illegal? everybody binned their knives and guns are illegal

>>33741706
And the memes are real, black lives matter.

>>33741169
ass lube

>>33741169
Potato gun. Made of pvc, so it's cheap. And if you have a bunch of preloaded pipes, you can do a quick reload after every shot.

>>33741220
The fore grip makes it an assault baton, only police officers can have that.