Why are SEALs all so massive? If you look at most soldiers they're

>>33739544
Have you met one?
They are all gay lol

>>33739544
They're not out there sitting in a fox hole for three months so they're fine. Also if you think 200 lbs for an in shape guy that's like 6'2" is a lot then I have some bad news for you.

>>33739544
My brother played water polo at USC with a bunch of guys who went on to become SEALs, it's half and half. Some are massive, IRL Greek gods, other are lanky, smaller dudes (but still in tremendous shape)

>>33739544
they are not all that big just dense. they never age it seems though, the seal commander looks the exact same age as a second class. they are actually cool guys to talk to all the times I worked with them.

>>33739544
Roids
Almost all SF branches have meatheads
>>33739572
Actually it is, assuming you've lowered you BMI enough. My brother is 6'5" and he's 230, has a bodybuilder physique. Most of his weight is muscle at the moment

>>33739544
Probably because to get that big, you need to be persistent to the point of obsessions, willing to sacrifice other parts of your life, and ultimately enjoy suffering.
AKA
The exact same recipe that makes up special forces types

Many SF types are allowed to do their own physical training in work time or at least it's decided at small unit level meaning that dudes being dudes they want to go into the gym and maybe do some HIIT or circuits rather than going on a 5 mile run. Traditional military PT as it was 10 or 20 years ago is full retard, it's slowly changing and SF has always been ahead of the curve in some ways. Besides, strength is important. You don't need to be jacked lifter strong but it doesn't hurt to be if you can still hack the endurance and speed side and those things are certainly not mutually exclusive.

>>33739572
Define 'in shape'. 200lbs is fairly heavy, though not huge, for anyone 6'2" whose primary focus is not just lifting heavy things well. Plenty of very athletic people with above average strength will be considerably less than that at 6'2".

>>33739572

200 lbs is pretty massive to me. I have a buddy who is a competitive powerlifter (he can bench 350lbs or some shit like that idk the exact number) and he's in the below 200 lbs weight class. He's the biggest, strongest guy I know.

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Why do you think?

>>33739718
>implying that roids are equivalent to recreational drugs

>>33739657
I'd suggest you take a quick look at any MMA weight class listing. You regularly have light heavy weight and heavy weight fighters that aren't even 6' and are still 200lbs +

>>33739544
200lbs isn't very much man. Also the only exception seal I meet is about 400lbs guys fat as fuck

>>33739732
>implying the article isn't referring to performance enhancing drugs
>implying the SEALs have a recreational drug use epidemic

kys retard

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>>33739751
Hmmm....

>>33739544
>200lbs is a lot
kek
I'm 6'3" 215lbs and I'm not even close to what you'd consider "huge" even though I'm fairly fit. When you get above 6 feet the weight distributes differently. The guy in your pic, if we assume he is 6'2", would have to weigh 230-240

>>33739751
Why post when you have no idea what you're talking about?

>>33739711
Lmao. So your argument is this one guy you know whose a powerlifter? Also 350 is a lot but it's not "exceptional" or out of this world. He's definitely in the top 5%, maybe even 1% but you have to remember that he's competing with records and people that literally can bench half a ton.

>>33739544
Every military community has their share of meatheads and gym rats. Generally more if it's peacetime and you don't have folks spending 6-9 months in the desert once every two or three years.

Notice how all these buff SEAL pics look like they're from the mid 80s.

>>33739572
There are different body types out there. I am 6'2" and 225lbs. I am a bit pudgy, but I also run a 6:45 mile. I sounds like some SJW bullshit, but some people actually are more "dense"

>>33739824
>but I also run a 6:45 mile
That's like average person who isn't a coach potato time. What are you driving at?

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>>33739600
>IRL Greek gods

>>33739544
they're always going to air conditioned gyms to work out because they have the time for it

>>33739857
6-7 minute miles are considered reasonable for an in shape person. I'm driving at I misread your post and thought you were saying 200 lbs for someone who is 6'2" is a lot.

>>33739937
The guy you just replied to wasn't me.

>>33739951
Alright, well I misread your post then

>>33739824
I assume that's a single mile, not multi-mile, right?
Otherwise I'm slow as fuck.

>>33739984
That time is a single mile, but when I run 3 miles, I average 7:00 a mile. I also have long legs for my height, so that helps me.

>>33739544
>200 lbs
>massive
kek you never played sports growing up, did you?

>>33739999
fuck
I go 3 averaging ~8mins/mile, at best went 6km in 30min, took me 2 months, couch to running.
Being 6'4 kinda sucks. Need to run more often.

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cause all their ops they literally just land right onto the enemy position with helicopters. it means they don't need to hike anywhere. so they don't need to built like a thru-hiker.
also means 16 of them die instantly in their helicopter to a guy in sandals with a $30 rpg.
you'll find most tier 1 operators are lean, SAS/SBS or Delta for example.
Navy seals are tier 2 shock troopers.

>>33740026
>>33739544
>Grew up in rural town with a lot of agriculture based economy.
>~50% of the male students were cornfed farm boys that came in at 200lb on the small side.
>Maybe 6 players on the high school football team were actually under 220, and they were a couple running backs and receivers.

Being big does have an advantage, especially on ruck marches. A guy who is 210 pounds has legs used to carrying 210 pounds. A 60 pound rucksack is about 30% of his body weight.

A guy who weighs 120 pounds has legs used to carrying 120 pounds. A 60 pound rucksack weighs 50% of that man's body weight.

Using this relative size, one can gather that being big is definitely an advantage.

>>33740103
So say I'm a tall dude at 200lbs, should be in basic by summer. Should I add mass more actively so that full-kit rucks are easier on average?

>>33739657
I'm 6'2", 180 and I benched 265 the other day. Still skinny though

>>33739544
Government gene therapy program. Sees a general improvement of 5-8% in both muscle mass and density, though this is expected to rise above 10% in the next couple of years.

>>33740219
In 2017 governments are more likely to reduce muscle mass in men than add to it. After all why do modern, progressive and urban societies of peace loving people need something as obviously maleist as muscle. It's a symbol of the patriarchy and should be destroyed. Modern men ought to be sensitive and thin to be more equal with women.

>>33740147
If you want to make basic easier just get good at pushups and running. Don't overcomplicate things.

>>33739544

Navy Seals are a glorified SWAT team.

Delta are the real operators.

>>33740044
Don't pay much attention to your mile times, just pay attention to increasing your distance and decreasing your times. Focus on improvement, not where you are at. Averaging 8 min/mile is nothing to scoff at

>>33740094
>tfw 5'8" manlet from California
>moved to the rural midwest midway through HS
>surrounded by these fucks everywhere I go
>every store
>every fast food
>every shop
>every single building
>even the average height of middle aged women here is my height or taller
Just kill me

>>33740057
Didn't red wings go south in the first place because they had to hike a long way to the AO?

>>33739857
> coach potato
> coach

Once you're dealing with people who work 8 hours a day before getting to the gym, 8 min mile is about average for Joe Blow. 7 min is good. 6 min is damn good. 5min and under is dedicated training for the event tier. 4min is state record time.

>>33740347
Any recommendations for # of pushups? I do ~60 each day (in 3 sets), face to ground. Would be willing to increase, probably have to. Been working up from 40.

>>33739910
Kek I was gonna say the same thing. Luttrel has always been a burly guy seems like. Seems SEALS have a wide range of body types honestly.

>>33740437
You should time yourself and perform as many pushups as you possibly can in 2 minutes. Use this as your baseline.

Do 80% of this for reps, and do three sets per workout.

At the end of the week, retest and start again next week.

>>33739910
Can you imagine being a Hadji and this fuck kicks down your door with that stupid expression on his face and just shoots the shit out of you. Like all you see is the muzzle end of his rifle and that stupid fucking face?

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>>33739544
Depends on the team, but SEALs have been widely known for their physical capabilities. BUD/s itself is absolute hell on the body so you need to build yourself up to even make it through that.

That being said, there is no specific body type, but the guys in DEVGRU for example are in tremendous shape.

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>>33740576
Theres all kinds of goofy looking fuckers

>>33740437
Don't forget different types of push ups.
http://www.mensfitness.com/training/workout-routines/top-15-pushup-variations

>>33739910
Imagine being a goat fucker in Iraq or Afghanistan and having to be all like "damn, Marcus Luttrell, you fuckin' intimidating, all tough with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally be killed by you, both my militia self and my normal civilian self." when all he really wants to do is shoot off mortars at the army FOB again. Like seriously imagine having to be a hadji and not only sit in that room while Marcus Luttrell clears it, his disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing his bloated face and greasy skin, and just sit there, room after room, hour after hour, while he perfected that room clearing. Not only having to tolerate his monstrous fucking visage but his haughty attitude as everyone on comms tells him he's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, MARCUS LUTTRELL OPERATES LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch his fat fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been shot at by nothing but a healthy diet of manlet spics and white guys from Kansas and later alleged warcriminals for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Kandahar province. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on his bulging stomach as he sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get to sit there and revel in his "operational" (for that is what he calls himself) precision, the skills he worked so hard for over the course of his entire career. And then his CO calls for another block of mud shacks, and you know you could fuck every single goat in this room before you got put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're a fucking hadji. You're not going to lose your future virgins over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

>>33739770
>cocaine meth, heroin, marijuana, ecstasy.
nothing to see here, just following standards.

>>33740659
>Mechanix gloves and an AK

Protagonist spotted.

>>33739775
This.

I'm a large-framed 6'2". I lift and move a bunch for work and while I'm heavier than I want to be, I currently weigh 240 and back when I rowed, I looked skinny (the way the guy in OP's pic is "skinny") when I weighed "only" 215. If I actually lifted like the guys in OP's picture, I'd probably weigh 230-250 depending on how big I wanted to get.

If you're large-framed and taller than 6", you just start getting really big, really fast, especially if you put on muscle easily.

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>>33740659

I laugh at anyone who can't grow a beard.

>>33741808
Second from the right looks like a massive dick sleeve.

SOCOM guys higher in operator tier than Ranger, get away with steroid use. These types also don't have all the happy horseshit that the normal military has to take up the day. So they get more time in the gym. They also probably eat better. Since they aren't subjected to mess hall food.

>>33741893
I think that most of what you said applies to Rangers as well, the 75th has been moving up in the world of SOF in the past decade

>>33741412
>If you're large-framed and taller than 6", you just start getting really big, really fast, especially if you put on muscle easily.
Tongan, I can confirm

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>>33739770

Post Iraq war 2.0 SEALs have turned into Hollywood personalities and their egos have grown in proportion.

They moonlight in film and video games, write tell-all books, start shifty Shark Tank promoted businesses, shoot porn flicks and generally engage in all kinds of fuckery completely opposite of the "silent professional"

And just like Hollywood stars, many of these SEALs have realized they can get away with anything because people invested too much time and money into them to let them fail because of a shitty drug habit.

>>33743250
FWIW I've heard that drug testing is rampant in both the Rangers and Marine Recon/MARSOC. At least in garrison, because they're not too far away from the normal grunts.

Same deal with grooming standards. MARSOC gets beards because they play the FID game, but Recon and Rangers need clean shaves and policed moostaches

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>>33740719

This needs to be copypasta

>>33739544
Because they are literally the guys at the gym every day that lift more than they snap chat at the benches.

>>33741851
>>Officer Dicksleeve is patrolling the 7-11 parking lot
>>Years in Afghanistan ventilating goat fuckers
>>Gets capped with a hot Problem Solver by Jamal
What a waste.

>>33739544
Awesome pics. Great size. Look thick. Solid. Tight. Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips. Show us what you got man. Wanna see how freakin' huge, solid, thick and tight you can get. Thanks for the motivation.

>>33739544
They're big guys.

>>33739739
Why don't you know what steroids are?

I'd assume it's because he's confined to a boat during peacetime so he has a lot of time to kill in the weight room.

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>>33739544
Dude on the right is commander jocko willink. He talks a lot about his training methodology and reasoning for it on his podcast

Where these guys this big before the military?

Or did they get this way from all the training and PT?

>>33739544
everybody knows SEAL stands for Sleep EAt and Lift..

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>>33744860
and LIFT some more

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>>33741808
>tfw half native so only shitty sideburns and wispy mustache

feels bad man

>>33743540
It is a copypasta based on another copypasta

I'm 5'11", weigh 230, bench 365, squat 485 and dead lift 655... I'm also on roids... So were a lot of my battle buddies. Unless one is specifically being tested for steroids, it won't be found during UA. It's just your standard 5 panel drug test.
Roids are fairly common in the military. Especially with the elite groups.

SEALs have lots of cold resistance training. You can't do well in the cold unless you look like a snowman. Thin people get raped by the cold. It's the opposite for hot conditions, but SEALs never go into those, Rangers do. And Rangers are all the typical stringy spec ops like guys.

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>ftw 5'11" 110lbs

>>33744949
>sideburns
I only have a mustache & goatie, I wish I could into sideburns, I have baby cheeks. :-(

>>33745332
At least you can pass off as 6'
>tfw 5'9 160lbs
>tfw dad is 6'1
what went wrong

>>33740596
Is that a G30?

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>ywn get fucked by a big sexy buff Navy SEAL then go operate with him

>>33740795
not just an ak, an amd-65

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>>33743423
>giuseppe in the middle with the vss

>>33740397

There's no escaping it anon. I am from Nova and when I went to college my friends were 5'9-5'10 minimum, usually 6 foot or more.

Someone has to be the hobbit.

>>33740398

I'm pretty sure that's the opposite of what happened. Red Wings went south because they didn't hike into the AO and instead inserted via helicopter only 1.5 miles away.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Red_Wings#Insertion_of_SEAL_team.2C_compromise.2C_and_attack
>As one of the aircraft performed a number of "decoy drops" to confuse any possible enemy on the ground as to the specific purpose of helicopters, the other inserted, via fastrope, a four-man Navy SEAL reconnaissance and surveillance team in a saddle between Sawtalo Sar and Gatigal Sar, a peak just to the south of Sawtalo Sar. The insert point was roughly one and one half miles from the nearest Named Area of Interest.[4]

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>>33743423
Yeah, I miss when former SEALs were quiet and humble.

>>33739770
>>33739751
Cocaine, meth and marijuana are performance enchaining drugs. (Marijuana does't not directly enhance performance but it is recovery drug like Russian meldonium).

>>33746032
At least he starred in some legitimately cool flicks back in the day. Not a single one of his faggot Affliction bro successors can say the same.

>>33739544
T H I C C

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>>33746010
I know fuck all but doesn't it make more sense to drop them further away and have them hike in,perhaps at night. Then do their shit. Seems like a shit idea, hearing a helicopter that close would spook people.

>>33745332
Holy shit you're a skeleton, you're taller than me too. I'm a 5'9 manlet and I weigh 170.

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>>33746010
ummm it went south because they didn't bring anything to hogtie the goat herders who stumbled unto them. no one even brought an inch of paracord.

desu back in ww1 the marines would only take you if you were something like 5'9 to 6'7 according to the cliffton cates book

>>33743423
The "SEALs" should be disbanded and replaced by an publicized unit named DAISIES. They'd have the same exact role, just a new brand so that they stop being such media whores.

Prove me wrong.

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>>33746134
The trick is to not get found by goat herders in the first place.

>>33739544
>Is being super big even an advantage for a soldier?
Of course it is. Soldiers operate carrying a load and level of encumbrance depends on the proportion of equipment weight to body mass. 200 lbs soldier would be much faster and agile carrying 50lbs load than 100 lbs manlet. Second, melee fighting abilities are determined mainly by strength, SOF mission very often includes taking prisoners.

>>33746232
*unpublicized

>>33746233
>no Crye
How do they operate? Incredible

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>>33746264
It was 2002, they didn't know any better.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special_Air_Service_Regiment#Afghanistan
>The SASR then moved to eastern Afghanistan where it played a key role in Operation Anaconda in March 2002.[106] During the operation SASR teams were to provide on-location, in-depth operational intelligence and reconnaissance after they infiltrated the Shahi-Kot Valley ten days prior to the operation, and also saved the lives of 24 soldiers of the US 75th Ranger Regiment after their helicopter was shot down, by providing sniper overwatch and guiding in precise air strikes to end the enemy advance as they attempted to overrun the isolated Americans. Up to 300 al Qaeda fighters were later estimated to have been killed as a result of the airstrikes they called-in.[107]...Four days into the operation, SASR elements identified a potential escape route for the al-Qaeda leadership. Other coalition special forces had attempted to establish observation posts, but had quickly been discovered by shepherds or villagers. The Australians inserted a patrol undetected to monitor the escape route. From more than 1,200 metres (1,300 yd) high on a mountain, the patrol spotted a group of al-Qaeda figures dressed in Russian camouflage and wearing black balaclavas. They carried more advanced weapons than normal insurgents, and appeared to be guarding a white-robed older man with a cane as they fled the battlefield. US intelligence at first believed it was Osama bin Laden but later revised the identification to his second-in-command, Ayman al-Zawahiri. An airstrike was called in; however, there was later doubt about whether it was successful.[109]

>>33746343
if that account is true, then that Australian unit was downright sneaky in their recce, ya know what i mean

>>33746343
>10 days undetected
>saved the lives of 24 Rangers
>300 enemies killed
>not a single piece of Crye
I honestly don't believe it, anon.

A lot of SOF use roids.

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>>33746242
>200 lbs soldier would be much faster and agile carrying 50lbs load than 100 lbs manlet

Not if the 200lbs soldier is all upper body strength.

>>33739614
>bodybuilder physique

So no functional muscle, just a faggot interested in aesthetics, gotcha :^)

>>33746584
>muh FUNKTSCHUNAL strength

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>>33746398
>Up to 300 al Qaeda fighters were later estimated to have been killed

>Up to

>>33746637
Estimates are what unit commanders use to uplift and promote themselves.

Unless there's an actual body, you really can't prove it.

>>33746644
Lack of body's in modern war means nothing though.

Hit somebody with a jdam they are gone.

>>33740659
damn amd 65 and hes got his bud carrying ammo
this look like some gi joe shit

>>33746666
i'd hate to argue with quads but it's all "we were engaged with an estimated 40-50 hajis but we called in an airstrike so i guess they all died"

>>33739788
No one under two hundo is lifting benching a thousand pounds.

>>33740659

82nd Airborne aren't operators

>>33746695
I'm not saying we should blindly follow estimates, but lack of body's does not mean shit.

My repeating digets are holy, thus you must accept my logic.

I'm fairly new to /k/
Who are the most operator operators to have ever operated?

>>33746715
Delta. Only Delta.

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>>33746715

IMO, it's a toss up between SFOD-D and SAS

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>>33746730
>>33746722
/k/ sure loves dicksucking D-boys alright

>>33746242
So my buddy who broke his foot from running because of his weight is more agile than someone half his weight if they were both carrying 50 lbs which is literally nothing regardless of how much you weight.

>>33746722
>>33746730
So what kind of equipment do they use?
camo/guns all based on preferences?

>>33746709
>holy
>religion

>logic.

get fucked.

>>33743423
>>33746232

How do you guys kill a navy seal in urban combat?

Lure him out with a 20 million dollar book deal.

>>33746762
Hehehehe

>>33746757
SAS is far more formal.

Delta have their hands untied, they plan their own missions, they choose the gear depending on the mission and they can pretty much do anything they want.

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>>33746742
just take a look at the fine specimens that Delta has produced, McPhee, McNamara, Shughart, Gordon, Vining.

>>33746759
Tip o' the ol' dora to you to, kind sir!

>>33746759
edgelord

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>>33745769
>Rasputin next to him

>>33739544
Easy to get steroids when all you do is sail around the world to sketchy countries.

>>33746859
>>33745769
>a random bush in front of them

Why do Canadian SF look like they have a ton of functional strength whereas the SEALs look like they are bodybuilding faggots?

>>33746584
>what dyels tell themselves to justify their weakness

>>33740719

Mother of God.

>>33745774
I'm 5'9 and Australian all my fuckin friends are 6'2 +

>>33746940
Pictures?

>>33740719
saved for posterity

>>33745332
if you wore a black suit, you'd look like an exclamation point !

>>33746742
>McLOVIN
good movie

>>33739544
That looks like jocko. A lot of seals probably look like jocko

>>33739910
Marshmallow of steel i guess

>>33746343
need movies about sasr they are way bigger bosses

>>33739751
You are the cancer that hinders mankind. So willing to provide input when you know absolutely nothing.

>>33739544
Roids and constantly working out.

>>33746584

Yeah. Nonfunctional. The muscle just sits there. He can barely walk as all his muscle is non-functional.

>>33739544
They never get deployed for anything useful so they spend all their time in the gym and buttfucking each other.

>>33740212
In other words your weak

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>>33739739
To be fair, a lot of the guys fighting above LHW aren't cut dudes.

>>33740026
If you're talking about what football players balloon up to, guys like that can't sustain movement for very long. They're going for brief moments of explosive strength, a guy in that kind of shape isn't huffing it miles with a lot of gear.

>>33743302
People do a double-take when I tell them I weigh 245. Even in EMS where guessing people's weights is an art form (for med dosing, etc) and most of us can eyeball a patient's weight to within 10 or so lbs, people still do a double-take when I tell them I weigh 245, since they all figure I weigh 210 or so.

The struggle is real.

>>33746032
Just look at thost dick sucking lips
>ywn bottom for prime 80's Jesse

why even live?

>>33748038
https://youtu.be/9fq4Ne4CbcU

You wouldn't be able to handle the sexual tyrannosaurus.

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Most of them are skinny as fuck in buds then bulk the fuck up in deployment

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its across the board

>>33741808
I too laugh at anyone that struggles to look like a plaid shirt wearing faggot that exclusively reads buzzfeed articles

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>>33748299

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>>33748312
sas

>>33746032
Jesse Ventura is cool though
>you will never be successful enough to be a SEAL, a professional wrestler, actor, and a politician

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>>33748331
Jesse Ventura is a punk

>>33748331
Jesse Ventura is a Mexican now.

>>33748379
So he's a SEAL, professional wrestler, politician, actor, and has the magic ability to change his race whenever he wants?

>>33739544
maybe they are a masive

4U

>>33744501
jocko looks like a demon

>>33748393
He says he's hiding from American drones in Mexico.

>>33748299
It feels like the dog is thinking "wtf you aren't ready yet?"

>>33740147
for basic it hardly matters, get good at running and calisthenics and don't injure yourself. later on you can maintain your running and start squatting and deadlifting heavy to help build the relevant muscles for movement with a pack.

>>33746343
>literally rewriting the entire history of Operation Anaconda so that the SASR get credit for things Delta AFO guys and US SF ODAs did

sure

>>33748765
Actually, things are usually re-written so that others rather than the SAS get the credit

>>33749226
except that article literally pretends the SASR was the only organization calling airstrikes on those mountains, while there were literally dozens of guys from the UK SBS, CAG, US SF, NSW, all over there.

>>33741808

I use to be the same, beards are extremely gay now, thanks to millennial faggots. Same for shemaghs and long hair / ponytails.

>>33749226
>What is TF Dagger?

>>33748299

fwiw, not a raider. dog handler attached to an msot, very roided out, obv

>>33739621
Jesus I can tell you don't work out. I barely hit the gym 3 times a week with mild cardio thrown in and I look like that guy.

>>33739544
Good evening echo

>>33747527
>walk for a while
>sit in a hole
10/10 would pay to watch in the cinema

>>33749456
you either won the genetic lottery or are full of shit(and cheeto dust).

>>33746778
All the micks go to Delta it seems

>>33739544
>Why are SEALs all so massive?
I'm pretty sure all special forces are larger than their regular counterparts, and I'm pretty sure all American forces are larger than their counterparts in other countries.

>>33740659
Why do the look so dirty? Don't they bathe? Is seal just a misnomer?

>>33751431
>special forces
u must b special

>>33748393
Mexican isn't a race fuckhead.

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>>33748366

Looks like a fentanyl lollipop in his mouth.

>>33751495
stop whitesplaining your racism

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>>33745769

>>33751558
1/10 bait

>>33748765
>>33749354
>Other coalition special forces had attempted to establish observation posts, but had quickly been discovered by shepherds or villagers.

See, the article acknowledges other groups.

>>33740719
Well done

Honestly, in my limited experience as a 11b who has interacted with Army SF.. it varies. A lot of dudes look totally normal and you would never guess that they're SF. Some are absolutely jacked and obviously roiding. Some dudes have beer guts and will skip up the side of a mountain like a billy goat.

Then again, I guess white side SF does have a stigma as being the 30/40 something year old good old boys of the sof community.

>>33751456
That is how you look after an extended mounted patrol.

>>33751456
Look at their hair. Half of them were facing forwards. Half of them were facing rear. Riding in an open truck in a group of vehicles.

This isn't hollywood.

>>33751609
That guy is the very definition of facial grooming.

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tfw Garand Thumb holds you to the ground and takes your ass virginity

>>33754324
while Papa Haley looks on with pride

>>33748312

I am of the belief that anyone who has worked out, clean, for an extended period of time, especially if they completed military training with long field portions, can always spot people who are working out on roids.

SEALS and many SF guys are notorious for abusing performance enhancing drugs.

>>33749357
Same for letting trends and what other people do ruin something for you.

>>33751547
fenny pop's are the tits McGee. wish civilian EMS used them

>>33744949
Don't worry man, the general consensus is that native dudes look better without facial hair because of those angular faces and jawlines. Plus a lot of guys are physically unable to grow beards, and not just natives

>>33748431
Jocko is scary as fuck.

>>33752742
but that's not even true

IIRC the only time any of the coalition SOF units tasked with reconnaissance got compromised was when some NSW chucklefucks ordered a DG recce team to fly by helicopter straight to a mountaintop OP which was already occupied by enemy forces.

the SF guys from 5th group and the Delta AFO guys were able to get to their OPs just fine and called a shit ton of airstrikes. you can read about all this shit in Tom Greer and Pete Blaber's books.

>>33755173

> civilian EMS
> fentanyl pops

Let me tell you a story about the time we tried fielding nitrous oxide.

Everybody huffed that shit. The end.

Let's keep the narcotics injectable, shall we?

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That dude is much heavier than 200 lbs.
I'm 6'5" @ 290lbs currently, I don't know anyone who's a SEAL, but I know several Rangers, and they usually were lifting twice a day and running daily too while eating like 250 grams of protein per day from real meat, not shakes. They would do heavy weights for like 6 reps or 6 sets, and like retard amounts of dead lifting.
These special ops dudes already have naturally higher Test than the average person. I had a platoon sergeant who was in 3rd ranger batt and he said plenty guys were doing Testosterone and lifting like crazy.

>>33740212
haha weak

>>33752742
>goatherds couldn't handle the bantz

>>33739544
Not all seals are huge though. They rely on stealth and blending into the populace. Doesn't really work when your 6'6 and 280 bodybuilder god.

>>33756426
>They rely on stealth and blending into the populace.

And Chinooks. Mostly Chinooks.

>>33756426
>They rely on stealth and blending into the populace.

You don't seem to be keeping up with reality for the last 20 years.

There's a definite "operator" culture when it comes to guys going from being pipe hitters to working in the IC. You don't exactly blend in when you stand around in Syria (pre 2011) with a shaved head, Oakleys, 5.11 tactical pants and polo with a biker beard.

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oohhh, I think someone is in love with a seal man

>>33740719
TOP

>>33746774
> I know nothing about Them; the post

ITT 250 lb fat fucks pretend they are body builders and tell people 6' 200 lbs "Isn't big enough" Literally because they are too lazy to workout or eat proper.

And I know what you're going to say but it's just not true. You aren't that 250lb strongman. Everyone knows they exist, but you aren't one. you're a 250 disgusting blob of shit that never gets laid. When will you admit it?

>>33746778
>>33751337

funny enough i knew a couple micks, both of them are operators now halfway across the world, doing fuck knows what

probably using potatoes as suppressors and guiness bottles for NODs or some doodad malarkey

even my grandpappy was a mick operator that did some secret squirrel shit, guaranteed you look through chapters of history and there is a mick up there somewhere paving the road to the pub of freedom

>>33739718
>>33739770

this shit is not surprising, back when i first joined the army there was an epidemic of guys making industrial quantities of synthetic marijuana in their barracks rooms before the US military had officially banned it as a recreational drug

alot of us are junkies, many of us overdo even energy drinks, we had an E7 that drank so many monsters he had a fucking heart attack and even surviving a heart attack he still drank monsters, guy is probably dead now

if you truly know the hard life of the suck then you have an outlet relating to some sort of consumer substance, it's either going to be

a.) tobacco: menthols, chew, dip, pouches
b.) caffeine: coffee, monsters, rip-its, 5 hours
c.) opiates: (blue falcon profile warrior) vicodin, oxycontin/percocet, hydro,
d.) alcohol: you are so noided you are drunk at work and no one can tell

nobody is ever straight, that is bullshit

>>33757723
I chew a fair amount of gum and that's pretty much it.

>>33757737
you're headed down a road to self destruction, anon. before you know it, your habit will leave you broken and penniless, lying in the gutter with strips of big league chew strewn across your bare chest. seek help before it's too late!

>>33756352
what's your bench

>>33751456
probably not seals. seals shave on deployment. wouldt wanna look like a insurgent

>>33757780
Kek

You don't know the half of it, I've started using 5 gum.

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is there a height requirement to be a seal? ive known 2 idiots (coworkers) that claimed to be seals, both sub 5'7 manlets.

>>33758216
>he's still in the chews phase

thank heavens, had you moved on to the bubbles I'd label you a lost cause. my uncle started with bazooka and went spiraling down from there; I found him with 20 empty rolls of bubble tape once. it's the fucking flavor, man. it just doesn't last long enough, keeps you coming back for more. still, 5 is getting up there when it comes to the gum gateways; if you don't get a handle on this thing, you could be on your way into the bubbles, and that's where lives fall apart.

>>33743302
tfw 6'2 and literally no visible distance between 200lbs and 190lbs weight when lookint at the mirror, and people still rate me at like 175lbs

>>33758235
Yes, just like every other job in the US military. It's like 5'4" though.