>Hey guys, Steve here, today we're going to try some pervotin
>Wehrmacht soldiers would be given this for forced marches and extended operations
>cut to tablets on tray
>NICE!
>Well lets give it a try, hmm kinda minty
>hands shaking rapidly
>Well might as well try another
>Steves words become fast and jittery
>Cut to half the tablets on tray gone, camera violently shaking
>Video ends
>Steve found the next morning in the woods, naked, with a half eaten civil war error hardtack clenched in hand
Do you think that the reason he shakes so much is that he actually tried a pervotin and it fucked him permanently?
>>33719475
>"h-hey guys w-welcome b-back"
>"this i-is going t-to be our f-f-first look at a M-Mongolian 24 hour r-r-ration"
>"lets get t-this t-thing open"
>Steve takes a knife to the edges of the MRE
>"I-I'm gonna try to k-keep the package intact"
>"s-s-sorry I'm s-shaking so m-much"
>cough
>cough
>the package is torn to shreds
>"wow i-isnt that cool"
>"l-lets g-get this out onto a t-tray"
>video cuts to a new frame
>the food is mishappenly laid out on the tray
>"hah w-wow that t-took me longer than usual
>"l-lets try some of t-this rice
>Steve picks ups some rice with a spoon
>it all falls off before it reaches his mouth
>"w-well that d-didnt work"
>"it n-needed some f-fish sauce anyway"
>"I remember e-eating auth-thentic fish sauce f-from someone v-very close to m-me a long t-time ago"
>after a few minutes Steve manages to open the fish sauce packet but it spills everywhere
>"o-oh well that okay"
>Steve tries to pick up more rice
>after the third time he manages to eat it without spilling it
>"t-thats pretty g-"
>cough
>cough
>Steve enters a coughing fit that takes up the next several minutes of the video
>"I g-guess we'll h-have to cut this video s-short today"
>cough
>cough
>Steve starts coughing uncontrollably again
>"I guess i-its time to p-put m-m-me out onto a t-tray."
>the last video Steve ever uploads
>>33719508
DELET THIS
>>33719508
NOT NICE!
Say what you will about Steve and how much he shakes, but I bet he gives one Hell of a handjib.
>>33720466
all those curls
>>33719417
nice!
His therapeutic powers are on par with Bob Ross
>>33720571
He is literally the reincarnation of Bob Ross.
>alternative hair
>calming voice
>subject matter that very few people watch for the content over the experience of his enjoyment of the content
>>33719417
good looking guy, no homo
>>33719508
>Hey guys, I'm super excited about this Italian WWII Pasta ration
>Oh man, this thing has seen some action
>Let's get this out onto a tray...
>*crunch*
>Whoa, nice! It's a pretty stale pasta, with a lingering salty taste.
>>33724099
Nice!
>>33719475
Combination of excitement, being done with lifting, and post-workout.
>>33720628
>Hey guys, Steve here from MREinfo
>today were are going to be trying some Tang Dynasty rations from the Siege of Suiyang
>>33724326
>hey guys, Steve here from MREinfo
>today we got some Greek army rations from the Battle of Thermopylae