>ctrl + F >No humor thread Let's change that. Pic

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>>33656668

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>>33656684

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>>33656752

>>33656668
Didn't read the filename. The pic's a lot funnier if you go into it thinking it's /k/.

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>>33656782
Sorry

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>>33656793

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>>33656866

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>>33656877

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>>33656741

>>33656825
I'm pretty sure this is an SCP fanfiction.

>>33658258

Pupper your camo job is absolute shit and so is your gun

>>33658240
Yeah but it's got slavic soldiers with remarkably /k/ attitude and advice.

>>33656668
I put an electric fence on the walls around my house and only two cats have managed to bother me in 15 yrs. Best way to deal with them that doesn't avoid you going for that .17 HMR gun.

>>33658324
what drunk retard wrote this crap?

>>33658392
supposed to be a shot at cliché spook stories

>>33658394
>crunk

now thats a word i havent heard in years.

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not k related but still classic

>>33658407
this gave me a good chuckle.

>>33658416
Oh shit, I remember when that was the "dead cat in the prada bag" story back in the day.

>>33658416
holy shit ahahahahaha

Anybody have the greentext story of helicopter ejection seats that chin check the instrument panel at mach fuck?

>>33659779
I don't know the greentext you're talking about, but that sounds really bad.

>>33658258
Should skinwalkers have 2A rights?

>>33660177
everyone should except black people

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>>33660290

>>33660290

What about werewolves

>>33658278
me in the middle

>>33660349
>T-TRIGGERED

>>33660375
Ya but only for Black Powder weapons

>>33660382
I get it, you don't like being told to off yourself, it triggers you, but you don't need to bring that weak-ass stormfront shit here.

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>>33660407
I posted it not him

>>33660420
Good for you, you still got triggered by it.

>>33660429
did I?

>>33660438
Enough to go >T-TRIGGERED

>>33660349
spotted the offended black guy

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>>33660462
Look at the >>33660420 nigger

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>>33660475
>>33660480

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>>33656793

>>33666666

>>33661253
only like 5400 posts early there bud

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>>33660480
heres a better image newfag

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>when you see it

>>33661634

break action bolt action shotgun rifle

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>>33661634
>break action
>bolt action
>has a magazine
>holds it like is has a pistol grip

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>>33661634
>Malcolm X
>living together

Pick one

Fucking liberals I swear! The dude was actually smart and realized whites and blacks can't live together. The nigga wanted segregation LMAO

>>33661634
Was this done by Rob Liefeld, because everyone in it has a nasty case of Youngblood's disease.

>>33658240
yeah, but it's strelnikov

>>33660539
Aww look at the puppers with his head held high. Proud to do what he does.

>>33658293

fuckin love that one

>>33656896
Not sexual enough.

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>>33658266

>>33658003
What is this from?

>>33658308

these posts would be better if anybody could read the fonts that small

:(

>>33661634
magic rifle also the shot angle is wrong, it shows from the view point from the camera that made the famous video, not the viewpoint of the actual shot

>>33656668
Seriously though, fuck outdoor cats.

>>33663339
>3762x3323
>small

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>>33663354
There is no such thing as magic rifles only the bulits are magic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=717PYWJJBuU

>>33658278
I sincerely hope those are airshit, because the trigger discipline is cringe worthy.

>>33663395
It's only a "magic" bullet if you think Kennedy was directly behind the governor, and not actually in a seat that was raised and set wider out.

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>>33663435
Shit you're right ..do you think you can dig up a picture of how they sat that day?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iU83R7rpXQY

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>>33663339
>using a phone

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>>33656668
>you laugh or lose
>or you cringe you lose
>you decide

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>>33663555
it's precisely that, magic bullet was debunked decades ago

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>>33663627
Brother I...

>>33658305
>waterboarded
>with alcohol
You know, I really cant think of much worse than that

>>33658324
/X/ joke on that fag with his Goku dog. Love it

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>>33663682
Good thing the govenor wasnt turned halfway around while the bullet came flying in or it would make no sense huh?
Because it cant be the first shot that injured him or he wouldnt have turned around to ask whats going on.

>>33656684
ARIZONA
MASTERRACE

>>33660290

My fellow land owning white man.

>>33661717
He literally got killed by the Nation of Islam for realizing he was wrong and trying to change his ways.

>>33658370
>see bottom
SPANDAU

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>>33664052
This the guy renounced Elijah Muhammad as a pedophile racist exploiting black people and had two failed attempts on his life before the third.
He at least claims they were ordered by Elijah but the police refused to investigate just like into his later death.
People for obvious reasons neglect to mention that change of heart and events before his murder just like the assasins having been black.

>>33664084
>Spandau
>Berlin

>>33663882
And because of his stiff back brace Kennedy stayed upright long enough for Oswald to shoot twice.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-s0AuYHp_Y

>>33664223
>throws a fucking sink
TOP KEK

>>33661717
shortly before he was killed he renounced a lot of the more extreme positions of the Nation of Islam, along with the group as a whole, and said that the whole civil rights deal should be more peaceful, and IIRC it was one of the more extremist members of the NoI that killed him

>>33656684
that is honestly fucking scary
If you're part of a militia on a border state, there's probably some spooks in your ranks.

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>>33658363
Not my proudest fap

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>>33664285
highly related

>>33664297
Have that one too.
>tfw no deer gf

>>33656684
>tfw shot a federal agent and got away with it

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>>33664189
Yes but that is beside the point which you are obviously ignoring.
The govenor sat sideways during the second shot and had obviously not been hit before as he was obvlivious to what had happened.
I dont know why you are in denial about multiple shooters.
Fucking hell Oswalds assasination after that should make it obvious that he was being framed as a lone gunman.
I mean who are you trying to kid?

>>33664274
>implying EVERY militia isnt just full of DEA, FBI, ATF, and CIA agents
>implying they aren't just the governments way of training the local populace against a rising communist uprising
>like the Green Berrets in Laus and Cambodia

>>33664285
>I thought it was going to be the "hunting with lady deer spunk" picture
>I was wrong
>I was very, very wrong

>>33661634
Jesus wasn't assassinated though, he was openly executed

>>33663374
holy shit

>>33664332
Not myself, like you clearly are.

>>33662969
Honestly I fire tulammo pretty exclusively because I'm a poorfag, and I've never had any issue with it.

>>33664459
So refute my delusion or stop pretending there werent a video of it proving my point.

>>33664493
Why should I bother refuting your imagination? Nothing you've claimed is what happened.

>>33664461
Same, I'm an unemployed high school senior, tulammo is all I can really afford

>>33664510
Oh so the govenor was not turned to the side when the bullet hit jfks head eh?
And it was just my imagination that he was uninjured when he turns round huh?

This is just what I come to /k/ for! Conspiracy theory trivia and unapologetic racism!

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>>33664568
Shot 1: Complete miss. Not really noticed.
Shot 2: Hits Kennedy and Gov.
Shot 3: Hits Kennedy in head, kill shot.

And your second shooter theory is complete bullshit because it puts a shooter in a position where no ballistics match at all.

>>33658407
>fucka roo round eye
>re-enact vietnam
>he yells at me to call air support before the gooks reach the tree line
Laughter, but also sadness.

>>33664568
You realized that a velocity-slowed bullet may not cause enough injury that someone might not notice being hit immediately, right? The real world isn't Hollywood.

>>33664675
Sure i realize that but two limbs and a torso after having passed though a neck is a different story no?

>>33663259
Someone please respond

>>33664258
>problems linked to being rejected by society
>better push them away even harder

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>>33656684

>>33656684
I want to believe

>>33658363
Deerkraut pls go

>>33661634
>Jesus
>Assassinated

>that fucking gun

>Ghandi
>Not a fucking dictator who should not have access to nukes

>>33664809
For a high-power rifle round like the 6.5 Carcano? NMot really.

>>33660375
They are black so no

>>33663339
>Open in new tab
>Remove m from the end of the numbers in the link
>Zoom in with no blurriness
You're welcome

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>>33664988

>>33665008
Was oswalds carcano not a 91/38 and was the bullet retrieved only to be later lost a spitzer or old roundnosebecause if im not mistaken the 6.5 was redesigned for that iterations twist rate and tumble more no?
Anyone got a ballistics test? I cant find brass fetchers one.

>>33665285
this triggers my ptsd delet this thank u

>>33665305
Why are you nitpicking like this? It's not like these tiny details can change what actually happened.

But then again, Conspiracy Theorizing is basically deciding that pine trees are red, going into the pine forest where they're all green, and finding a few needles a nature painter dripped some red paint on and declaring it proof pine trees are red.

>>33658324
This is some of the cringiest most try hard shit I've ever read. This is like the opposite of funny

>>33665351
Im asking because it would explain the first miss if oswald uses munition designed for an older iteration and not because it resurrect or change anything.
If anything it would destroy the myth of oswald being a bad shot.

Oh please everyone knows red pine trees are a conspiracy by the lizzard people to lure us into the centre of the earth!
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_Forest

>>33663339
>not using Clover

>>33661634
its a good quote. sorta true for some of the people.

But that rifle shit and jesus being assassinated is retarded

>>33665531
>clover

phone poster.

>>33658363
god i wish that was me

>>33656741
>has a Sabaton song about him
Sealed the deal right there.

>>33658258
Is it just me or does that look like a Red Rider?

>>33658407
Get those Gooks, Robbo

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>>33665483
He hit a tree on his first shot and it deflected, and nobody realized what was happening. He had a better angle on the motorcade as it was moving down the street. The furthest point was only 90m, so it's not a difficult distance to shoot at all.

For comparison, these are man-size targets, and the second row is at 100m, trivially easy for someone with minimum training and a zeroed rifle to hit reliably with iron sights.

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>>33665548
Hey, man, it works when I'm on the john, innawoods, and travelling. Plus charged with a small ass solar panel I can keep it charged indefinitely.

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>>33665800
Ok but you are still misunderstanding me.
I want to know because trivia like that gets me hard not because it disproves anything.
So as far as I can tell (and sadly I cant go look it up because its vanished) it was a round nosed one which would be the wrong bullet for the shorter 91/38.
I mean Carcanos were all about that twist and corresponding bullet weight so that mixup sure is funny.

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gets me errytiem

>>33666664
Off by 2

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>>33660375
>>33660177
>>33660290
SHALL

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>>33667123
NOT

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>>33665841
>Charging with a solar panel
I've been considering nthe viability of this for some time. How long does it take? How big is the panel?

I want to read skinwalker stories innawoods without printing off massive volumes of greentext

>>33658324
I laffed every time the dog changed names

>>33664234
you missed the part where he runs the boar over with the car

>>33656816
This happens at every cc class in the south.

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>>33669851

>>33661634
>Jesus
>assassinated

>>33664332
>>>/x/

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>>33669749
>when you know which comic that wolf is from

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>>33671587
PLEASE SHARE

>>33665597
I realize it's a deer and all, but don't you think you should ask to lick its butthole before you just up and do it?

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>>33671587
please share with the class

>>33671839
>>33671899
You guys sure? It's fat fetish stuff.

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>>33671967
Do it.

>>33672005
Hetty by FAF. There's currently 7 parts. It's on exhentia.

>>33671967
Nevermind

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>>33672019
Time to examine.

>>33671967
ok nvm the class doesn't wanna know

>>33672047
Fair warning the guy gets cucked in part 6.

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>>33672019
Uh, t-thanks, I guess, I'll go to sleep now.

>>33672213
>>>/kan/

>>33665285

CIV 5 Ghandi?

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>>33672019

>>33666604
>>33666621
What's the story on that second photo?

>>33672019
I remember when that would constantly get spammed in all the fur threads
Good times

>>33672556
For what reason?

>>33672540
>BLMAmusingTechnique
>Video outdates BLM by several years

>>33665747
its obviously a red rider

>>33656866
Make sure you're freakin ripped for when you get stabbed with a knife.

>>33658293
>pol
My fucking sides

>>33672213
>tfw my dog is too big to fit into a tactical /k/9 vest.

>>33664258
This makes me fucking angry. From the completely unwarranted accusing title to the message on the bottom. In many cases, most of these problems come from poor social skills and a lack of confidence in yourself and the answer is what, to ostracize and alienate them even further? This pamphlet does nothing but worsen the problem. Fuck.

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>>33663374
>tfw I made the basis for this GIF back in 2006

I'm so glad I had such a hardon for Zulu back in high school. If I die tomorrow, this is legitimately one of my greatest achievements.

There are two other GIFs I made from the movie that I propagated on this site, only one of them ever gets posted, and it's much less common than even this one.

>>33664223
A FUCKING SINK

>>33661634
>Abraham Lincoln
>Wanting everyone to live together
He wanted to ship them all back, and if he hadn't been killed he might have done it. Thanks a lot, Confederate scum, we're sure better off because you guys didn't want to pick your own cotton

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>>33663627
fucking underated

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>>33674177

>>33658394
Needs more cough syrup

>>33672251
Civ 4 iirc

>>33672244
HA

I get it

>>33664258
>stay away from any students showing signs of
is fbi retarded
>make list of kids showing those signs
>befriend them
>don't get killed during shooting
>?????
>profit (and maybe ptsd but whatever)

>>33664258
This feels so wrong. This is as retarded as the way the government fights drugs. Instead of isolating "potential school shooters" or whatever they call those kids, they should help them blend in society, help them with drugs/alcohol and stuff. School shooters shot schools because they felt they were being denied an access to society.
But one day america, one day you'll understand.

>>33664364
Guess its a cyclical thing

>>33666569
>33666569
kek'

>>33663205
I laughed so hard my coworker have be an odd look.

>>33666621
tell me more about this second pic pls

>>33674999
A cop who confiscated the gun found OPs original thread.

>>33674999
guy that made the gun shot someone and the cop that logged the gun and grips as evidence is a kommando

>>33664285
Hey, someone saved it!

>>33674452
Curious, is there any actual instance of this happening? Like some school shooter purposefully sparing a kid that befriended them?

>>33676173
Yeah, the faggots at Columbine told some kid not to go to school that day.

>>33676378
Yeah, but the idea that Klebold and Harris were bullied loners doesn't actually hold up to scrutiny.

>>33676394
You asked if there had ever been someone spared by one of these faggots because they liked them. I provided an instance, that's it. Ain't defending that anon's idea that it's preventative, ain't trying to start an argument every single post, you asked I answered; It ain't me.

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>>33676394
>>33666666

>>33676425
Wasn't me that said that. I'm the guy that asked if there were examples. I genuinely was curious.

Interesting.

>>33676463
The guy was actually kind of adversarial with head faggot, called the police on him for their bomb making, but they decided to spare him anyway.
Sorry man, these insufferable contrarian kiddos are chasing all meaningful conversation off of the board, and it rustles muh jim-jims.

>>33656741
Having a Sabaton song written about you is the highest honor.

>>33666008
I still don't understand why people pull straws trying to prove the magic bullet crap when the idea of the CIA killing him isn't that insane but any thought of conspiracy is instantly disregarded by the public because they associate it with the same intellectual rigor as the idea of having a shooter literally yards away from spectators on the knoll and no one being alerted to their presence even after discharging.

Shame too, cause their could be a lot more to the story we won't know because no one is willing to embrace any nuance.

>>33676636
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lee_Harvey_Oswald

When you actually read into Oswald's history it's not that hard to believe the crazy little fuck would do it.

I mean, seriously, John Hinckley tried to kill Reagan to impress Jodie Foster because, reasons?

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Anyone have the cap regarding MacArthur's fuckups?

>>33667547
It depends on the size, efficiency, and amount of light exposure.

large 3 square foot panels should provide about 5-10w of power at full blast

>>33676444
no one gives a shit. stop spamming

>>33661634
>2017
>Not owning a magazine-fed break-top bolt-action rifle.

And you call yourselves /k/ommandos.

>>33664619
The real magic bullet in this narrative is the one that bounces off a tree.

>>33672634
Tried to imitate the scene that could've made The Breakfast Club great.

>>33676939
Do his parent's know he's OCing their AK?

>>33663744
Fuck that shit, that's how I wanna die

>>33656701
This always get me 10/10

>>33677479
That's a ninja'd SKS you mong.

okay

>>33660290
>""""""""People""""""""""

>>33658258
>2 LEGS!!! 2 LEGS!!!!!!!!

>>33658407
calling bullshit, no old ass silly fuck is going to beat up any liberal lanklet PSTD stories of this caliber are always a severe misunderstanding of the condition.

>>33678221
I Lol

anyone got the story of some guy threatening to stab an intruder then fapping in front of him?

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>>33656668

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>>33663354
>>33661634
wait a second
back
and to the left

back
and to the left

>>33664375
What game

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>>33661634

>Which type of action do you want senpai?

>All of them

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>>33664872
looks like someone was posting on /b/ TTRPG thing, kinda like pic related.

>>33661634
Well at least it looks like a carcano.

>>33673631
I'm sure they don't advocate that, it's obviously counter-productive, they just failed to realize how kids work (and possibly people overall)

>>33678597
L ... lewd.

>>33676394
IIRC one was, and the other was just nuts

>>33678597
At some point doesn't she tie him up and nearly rape him, and glasses girl blames him while another peeper girl cheers him on?

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>>33658112
no recoil = best space gun

>>33679022
Yes, his friend in the closet was supposed to catch her trying to rape him but she watched instead

>>33665254
I love you

>>33667123
No ketchup on me

>>33673718
Please post your rare Zulu.gif

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>>33678881
ehhhhhhh wishlisting and standard model UN shenanigans from school. I set up a Communist regime were all the food and resources were re-distributed by a select team of judges elected from a political party based on districts.

It went perfectly fine, I was a quite benevolent leader, and worked hard to keep my people happy, the student civilians didn't even realize that there was only one political party and ultimately one person got to choose who was allowed in. If you call your party something like, the representative council of economic justice, and the king is called the adjudicator of the people, people will be ok with things if stuff runs smoothly.

My teachers were kinda upset that I duped people into Communism, but we did ok. all we had to do was be nice and just mention politely how we do our system, and people adapted or just copied a few minor parts. No big conflict with the capitalist guys.

Mr Pitty the shitty history teacher really tried to get us to fail by meta gaming and dropping real life commie collapse stuff on us, but we also happened to be the smart people group and we just did the paper work and reduced spending as needed and avoided war, simple. Its about administration.

and we had guns too by the way, that was part of the reward for joining our volunteer militia, free Kalashnikov if you serve. We didn't do the math, but we must have had tons of guns just laying around. I think we saved money but letting you bring your own gun if your father already was a vet. I thought it was cool to have your whole army based around heirlooms.

These kinda things are taught to help us write laws and rules, if you resort to busting out your muskets, you kinda failed as a group. your homework is generally writing laws. I guess if you got shitty law writers guns could be a reset to the start again, but who will write the new laws? not a solution.

>>33656770
>is that UCP actually working?

lol

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>>33667538
nature sucks

>>33672720
>how does humor work
>why am I such an aspie

>>33678597
>>33679022
>>33679143

Y'all are going to have to give me sauce, now.

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>>33658370
Top kek

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http://www.armslist.com/posts/6725643/tampa-handguns-for-sale-trade--44-magnum-desert-eagle-with-green-military-beam

I laughed, but this physically hurt me a little on the inside

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>>33678881
lol we had this too but My and some guys I met on the bus decided to revolt and turn it into anarchy because we didnt want to do any real work. We convinced a bunch of edgy teens to do the same in their countries until it was total chaos. People started splitting into tribes, mad max tier shit. We all had a good time but the instructors weren't happy that we didnt do much legislative work.

>>33680859
>glock 18 with money
lel

>>33680044
second

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>>33663367
Fucking dog owners. Feeling so damn smug with their attention-gluttonous pieces of shit by their sides sucking up to them all the time.

>>33678597
Why are there Anna's cookies on /k/?

>>33681790
reference to some anon's /k/um brownies I guess

>>33682310
>Ingramalite MAC-16

>>33678786
>>33678786
war thunder

>>33682834
my 54r vepr manual isn't much better.

>>33682888
Trips confirm this anon's 54r vepr manual is a piece of crap

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>>33664258
>tfw you fit almost all of these

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>>33682834
here's a version that's not completely fucked

>>33664258
>Stay away from students who are alienated.

That helps the situation.

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>>33664258
>stay away from
YES PLEASE, STAY AWAY FROM ME.
I hated when people tried to "be nice" to me. It was obviously fake, I could sense the pity and their desire to be recognized and spared if I ever did go nuts one day.

I just wanted to be left alone. That's still all I really want.

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>>33665254
Sweet jesus

>>33660539
Such a good boy.

>>33680044
>>33681602
The dubs compel me.

This is the only one I can find at the moment (the originals are on a hard drive I don't have plugged in at the moment). File is too large, so here's a link:

imgur.com/a/GjqBW

It's nice and "high quality"

One off the others is a perfect look of a British soldier rifle-butting a Zulu off of an over-turned wagon.

The last one might be floating around here somewhere, but again, don't have access to it. Just a GIF of Lt. Chard blasting a Zulu in the face with his Webley revolver.

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>>33664258
THAT'S RIGHT, JUST STIGMATIZE SOMEONE WHO IS JUST LONELY INTO FURTHER SECLUSION AND EVENTUAL HATRED OF SOCIETY.

>>33676755
This is like, the OPPOSITE of what should be.

>>33664258
Lmao this is literally everyone on 4chan

Proven by how butthurt the loner nerds here are getting, should be fucking executed

>>33676444
>double trips linked
>trips in post
Jesus Christ

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>>33683119
Found the retard.

>>33683135
>Posts Mind Expansion meme.
>Punisher patch is rated highest.
Wut.

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>>33683174
That's the joke, m8. It's meant to be wrong.

>>33661634
>live together
liberal speak for being a fucking parasite

>>33683200
I was wondering....

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>>33664258
>tfw show all except one
Drugs are bad.

>>33683311
It's a good thing the only thing stopping me from going postal is my low self esteem and lack of narcissism.

>>33680611
you could just google all the names that appear on the webm. literally first result from "anime anna ookura"

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>>33664258
Damn m8 thst is almost all me... thanks society... I'll just be here in my corner fucking myself.

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>>33678881
I had something similar.
It was an RP about the migration crisis before it broke out a couple of years back and we had to form the respective governments, journalists and special interest groups.
I was of course Merkel and quickly convinced (back then still) Berlusconi, Fisher (Austria) and Marie Louise (Malta) to shut up and do as I tell them if they want to get a good grade.
They were under no circumstances to talk to the public and indeed in no time we had formed a bloc with me at its head and in absolute control of the flow of information.
Now I had no clue yet what I wanted to do only that that it would be gud.
I had come up with a plan a session later and it was to set up concentration camps. The question was how to sell it to them (keep in mind they were all german and went into full shoa mode when you even say camp).
So I proposed "integrative accomodations" and wrote up a long ass description of what amounted to a project that was designed to grow into a favela-like concentration camp in which the population would be "taught" valuable work skills while they wait for processing.
A few get picked who speak other languages ect. while the rest work in all practical purposes as slaves.
Shit was designed so that organized crime would have an especially easy going and it worked!
They totally bought into it and went on for another 2 sessions discussing how to finance it (it would payed for itself after a year under humane conditions).
Best part was my teacher loved me until then and I made sure she overheard me when I straightup intimidated and instructed the others on how to sell these fools some concentration camps.
At the end I told them how they had all forgetti and deserved this humiliation.
My teacher was in shock and we never had an RP again.
pic related was the vibe in class

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>>33658363
>>33664285
>>33664297

Describe your deer waifu /k/

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>>33672213

Thats actually adorable. Now he needs to find a plate carrier that size so pupper can survive the ATF assholes.

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>>33658293
>People 5 miles away reported a gunshot
>People 5 miles away reported an explosion
>People near Chad are all fucking dead

>>33678881
Reminds me of die welt.

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>>33683727
>Implying Hitler did anything wrong

>>33666666
wow

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>>33661634

>Did you ever notice who it is? Stop to think who it is we kill?
>It's always people who've told us to live together in harmony and try to love one another

Fucking Pretentious motherfucker. Pic fucking related

>>33683119
That's the joke

>>33685160
He was a comedian who opened shows by saying "You know what nobody talks about anymore? Pussy farts!" and had a monologue about pussy donation.

Stop taking him so seriously.