If Jesus had a gun this would have never happened. Speakimg of which, what gun would Jesus most likley have if modern gins were available at this time?
A nail gun.
>>33655595
A CHRYSLER!
GEDDIT
CHRYSLER!
*raucous fat, sweaty laughter*
>>33655595
Tavor or jericho 941
>>33655595
Nazi stamped luger
OR glock 19 because being vein about appearance is a sin or something
>>33655595
>>33655724
Yeah nail gun sounds about right. people tend to forget the whole 'carpenter' part.
>>33655750
this whole thread is straight out of a Reddit comment section
Hi-point
Being poor and all.
>>33655595
It would have totally happened, did you not read the bible? He wanted to be arrested
>>33655595
Ha ha ha Christfags are delusional. Dunno where the Deus Ex lel lel meme came from because Jesus was pretty much a pacifist weakling proto-SJW. All of the Pagan Gods were much better and the only reason why Christianity took off was it provided the ruling elites a way to justify controlling the massess via the corrupt boy fucking Church. Tl;dr Jesus wouldn't owned a gun.
>>33660542
>(You)
>>33655595
>He's such a childish retard that he doesn't understand that the literal Son of God, the Prince of princes, and the King of kings willingly sacrificed himself so that man may not die, but live eternal life.
>>33660735
Sounds kinda like a cuck
Dying so the Demiurge can keep being a jerk, he's more than a cuck, he's a dick
>>33655595
With the Roman praetorian guard acting as a well-trained, ruthless CT team armed with the latest Italian rifles, the Last Supper would have played out like Waco. Christ's wood stock AR15 and Browning Hi Power would be standard issue for apostles. Mary Magdeline would be outfitted with a suicide vest for when the Garden of Gethsemane was breached. During the last stand, the Ballad of John and Yoko plays loudly over compound speakers as the holy fire of redemption is lit in the nursery. Then Christ throws several hand grenades out of the main gate and comes out guns blazing like the Sundance Kid.
- "He killed for your sins."
>>33655595
Luger
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>>33655595
>this never would have happened
Do you doubt God's plan, anon?