This dumb looking ball-o'-lard has contracted you to, in

>>33651600
>Build giant death machine
>Actually attach the armor over it's super sensitive weakspot properly so it won't fall off when headbutted twice
>???
>Collect winnings

>>33651600
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NcHR3HizRTA

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>>33651600

Poisonous chili.

>>33651600

land mines everywhere. wait for the blue wanker to run into one.

OP is a DOUBLE NIGGER

>>33653782
>FB_IMG_1492277054825.jpg
Trolling newfag faggot

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>>33651600

>What's your plan?

I'm going to fuck Rouge and Blaze.

>>33654195
>triggered hard by a filename

You realize websites other than 4chan exist, right?

And that you can go to any of them at any time?

>>33654228
Gib sauce neger

>>33651600
I seek out and contract Coldsteel the Hedgeheg and offer him $1 billion worth of katanas to kill Sanic.

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>>33651600
Build up a massive robot industrial base
>robots build more robots who then mine, build, research, design, or explore
>Treat them much better than robotnik with housing, entertainment, encouragement, American freedom, and maybe friendship, but never mention the increase in quality
>Build hordes of bots specialized in a specific role, ie, tanks, lasers, flying, artillery, etc

Now onto the job
>start engaging the hedgehog, but not with much ferver, instead in a probing way
>start building better and better bots and testing them like syndrome did in The Incredibles
>While guy is distracted masturbating while watch the cams of the bots hunting Sonic, start planting the seeds of doubt in my bots about robotnik

Now, the Climax:
>Capture sonic
>Inform him of the plan
>Present him to robotnik
>Free him, and while he fights robotnik I really my loyal bots
>Take control of all facilities and bots from robotnik
>now I can build whatever the fuck I want forever
>Send my bots out to conquer the world to free everybody from tyranny and improve their standard of living
>Begin my quest to make the stars great again

>>33651714
He tried that, sort of.

https://youtu.be/K1C88bCCmyI?t=13m39s

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>>33651600

>>33651600
I think I'll just inform him of the basics of building nuclear bombs and be done with it.

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>>33651600
Nothin personell kid

>>33651600
Could eggman even afford all that?

>>33655100
Well he did build a giant theme park in space.

>>33651600
>grab 10/22
>remove hog

>>33654228
They don't even have nipples in the original, why censor it at all?

snooping as usual?

>>33655698

Funny?

>>33651600
>Need to take them all out at once so there's no fight with bullshit speed and chaos powers.
>Have an egg lab make a man portable railgun.
>Find Sanic and friends while they're sleeping.
>Set-up far away.
>Shoot big ol' metal slug right into the middle of their group at 20x the speed of sound.
>Sheer kinetic energy smacking the ground turns them and surrounding area to pulp so fast that they can't react.
>Collect reward and ask evil fat man to keep my number if anything else needs to die in a common sense manner.