>tfw drafted to fight the slant-eyes How many of 'me

>>33647369
What?

How many of you are there?

>>33647369
So do you have dyslexia or schizophrenia?

>>33647392
reee

>>33647404
eeer*

>>33647369
>gooks
>chinks
>'em*
you're gonna get shot first

>>33647369
About to marry into a SEA family, and want to kill some yellows.

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>>33647369
Am I the only one that is okay with any outcome in this? I'm fine with being drafted. I'd probably volunteer the first time they call the draft.

>>33647369
There's just one of you so one.

If the war went hot, it'd be over pretty quick when they all starve

>>33647942
I cant find myself willingly to go enlist. But if a draft happened I would be happy because I wouldnt have to decide by weighing the pros and cons.

I can't find it but some time ago there was a picture of a nork traffic cop chick. That would be the only reason I'd rush for the draft. Find her then commit a war crime. It'd be worth it in my opinion.

>>33648046
>he doesnt know that norks is brit slang for tits
gave me a steamy rivol, thanks ya fucking fobba

>>33647369
I'm gonna hang back stateside and go full Jody.

>>33647369
> not enlisting voluntarily to kill gooks

it's like you don't even like the aroma of jellied gasoline in the beforenoon

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>TFW when too old for the draft.

>>33647369
You've got nice big eyes, how does being a 1920's pilot sound?

>>33648109
How old is that? I looked up enlistment ages, and I'm only eligible for the Coast Guard...Reserves. Sucks getting old, getting into shape and realizing you squandered your good years.

>>33647369
i dunno, maybe 2 factoring in your tulpa

>>33648132
Well, thats a pic of Harland Sanders so about 127.

>>33648109
>over 45
>on 4chan.

This whole thread is like that scene in every war movie just before our heroes ship out. You're all going to die screaming except for one of you who will be forever haunted by the things he's done...the thing's he's...seen...my god...we were just kids.

>>33648156
But do feels and or zombies age?

>>33648168
I'm safe.

>>33648089
How did you even misunderstand that? I mean do you not watch the news at all?
Nork(s) = North Korean(s)

>>33648172
And there's me just joining to commit a war crime.

>>33647369
I'll only accept drafting if its to fight fat arrogant amerifucks. Hope to get myself some fiberals and republitard supporters, fuck your foreign policy. I will come to liberate you from your fascist government so you can get back your machine guns and suppressors and anti-aircraft guns and SBRS and SBS without permits. Then I will retire in your shit hole country in Washington or maybe even mosey on to Canadoody. I swear they better still not have that stupid queen on their money or they'll need some liberating too

daily reminder that over 35
>over weight
>have mental illness
>pedofiles
>disabled
>blind
>felons
>college kiddies
>criminals in general
>ect.

are not eligible for draft.

TL;DR none of you are eligible

>>33649175
Oh fuck, so all I have to do to dodge the draft is drop a flashbang while I make a child clean under my folds against their will in my wheelchair-accessible dorm room?

>>33649175
>Steal a slim Jim from Walmart
>No draft

Sweet, I love slim Jim's.

Can't be drafted. Already getting on the high end of being drafted and have a torn ACL that disallows me from doing anything other than jogging in a straight line.

>>33649175

>mental illness

yup I'm out

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>>33647942
>tfw when too out of shape to volunteer and probably won't be drafted
If my numbers comes up and they do take me then hell yeah I'm ready to go.

>>33647415
Kek

>>33647369
I have the autism, I can't go, because of the ausitm and I am fat, and smelly, and have emotion problem and other thing

>>33647369
>2017
>Draft

We don't have a political climate to reinstate the draft.

>>33649175
Wait when you say blind do you mean fully or is just in one eye because of some autistic doctor accidentally stabbing you in the eye while in the womb passible?

>>33649907
This. If they tried to draft in the current year it would backfire with all the bleeding hearts crying about "muh rights" and all kinds of other whiny bullshit, like their college classes and starbucks job are so much more important.

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>tfw there will never be another draft
>tfw I'll never be sent to spread freedom and American cultural imperialism
Life is pain

>>33649970
Friendo, you just have to wait for another world war and they'll take everyone in regardless of little indiscretions like arched feet, chipped teeth or whatever bullshit theyre discriminating against these days. Fucking fascists

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>>33647369
>Me being 32
MFW I have nothing to worry about kiddo

>>33649175
>Overweight

So the draft is dead?